Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction / Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ Bachelorette SAJ ❯ The Reunion ( Chapter 15 )

             Hey you all! ^^ Sorry it took me forever to get this chapter up, but I completely forgot about it! ^^’ Yes! Somehow, it is possible!

          &n bsp; *Ahem* Anyway, I’m soooooo sad that the final chapter is here! I can’t believe it’s ending . . . . But! It’s not! Muhahahahaha! *Cough* Well, you’ll find out when you read this.

             For those wonderful reviewers! : You aren’t getting anything here! Ha, ha, ha, ha!!! *AHEM* I’m going to have a huge thing at the end to thank everyone who reviewed.

          &n bsp; Anyway, I hope you enjoy this last chapter. ^^

           &nb sp;Disclaimer: *Sniffers* That last time it’ll be done! I don’t own Yu-Gi-Oh or Yu Yu Hakusho or any of the characters in those two shows. I don’t own the Viper, but and Sajy-poo ( SAJ) owns herself. But I do own Police man 1, Police man 2, Police man 3, and TAB! ^^

           &nb sp;Enjoy!

         &nbs p;  The Last Chapter ( Dun, dun, duuunnnn!! Dun, dun, duuunnnnn!! No, that isn’t a funeral song. . . . *Cough, cough* )

           &nbs p;Chapter fifteen: The Reunion.

TAB: Welcome back to the last show! Last time, SAJ chose her boyfriend, and now - is the reunion show where you ask the questions!!! ^_^

SAJ: Can we get this over with???

TAB: ~.~ Fine, lets get to it. I’ve brought every single guy that was introduced back! Yup! That means your favorite characters are here for one last show!

SAJ: You keep on saying ‘one last show’.

TAB: Don’t make fun of me! I just didn’t realize that it would end so quickly! (Sniff, sniff) I’m going to miss this soooo much!

SAJ: Lets just please get it over with. I want to be with Hiei . . . in private.

TAB: O.o I don’t know what that means, but I guess she’s right. So, lets get it over with. First, we’ll re-introduce the boys who were voted off one by one and their hearts torn by the girl they thought they would end up with -

Joey: Alright! Alright! We get the point. Just ‘re-introduce’ us already.

TAB: Everyone is so impatient. . .

Yusuke: I think it’s because you’ve been postponing this show for so long. (Spots the camera) Ohhh!! CAMERA!!! (Runs off to harass the camera man).

TAB: True. . . . . But that was because no one really asked questions, except those few. (A/N: THANK YOU GUYS SOOOO MUCH!!! ^____^ ) I guess we’ll begin. I’ll introduce Kaiba first! ^_^ He was the one to give SAJ a Limousine ( though, much good that did her ~.~ ) he was kicked out in Chapter eight! Please welcome Seto Kaiba!!!

Kaiba:(Rolls his eyes) Yeah, yeah, just get to the rest of it.

TAB: You don’t have to be rude (Pouts) Alright. Next is Joey Wheeler, who finally got over his weirdness of fainting every time SAJ talked to him right when she eliminated him, on the Chapter four!

Joey: Yup! I finally got over the ‘fainting’ thing. ^^

SAJ: Really?? Well, good for you! (Smiles)

Joey: She smiled at me. She smiled at me! (Faints)

TAB: ^^” Okay, maybe he didn’t get over it. . . . Okay, next person is Yugi Muto, who was eliminated in - oh forget it! It’s taking me to long to go over it. #_# Stupid papers are to long! Anyway, Yugi.

Yugi: This place isn’t tall. . . . . (Pouts)

TAB: That’s because I spent all my money on the dates and the camera people. $_$ I’m broke. . . . Anyway, there’s Yami Yugi.

Yami Yugi: Hello to all my adoring fans out there! (Blows kisses)

TAB: Somehow, I didn’t remember him like this. . . . . ^^” Okay, next is Ryou Bakura, who I know was eliminated in the last chapter.

Bakura: It’s nice to be back.

TAB: Ummm, Yami Bakura.

Yami Bakura: I will rule the world!!!! And make everyone wear thongs!!! MUHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Everyone:(Scoots away from Yami Bakura)

TAB: Aheh, aheh, aheh. ANYway, next is Marik Ishtar.

Marik: Yoh.

TAB: Then, Yami Marik. . . .

Yami Marik:(To busy thinking of evil plans and schemes to notice his name was said)

TAB: Ummm, Rishid.

Rishid: Hello. (Ducks as a dice flies over his head)

TAB: Shadi.

Shadi:(Bows)

TAB: Duke Devlin.

Duke:(Having fun hitting Rishid with his dice) He he! This is sooo much fun! ^_^

TAB: Tristen Taylor.

Tristen: Hey there! I wonder if there are anymore popsicle???

TAB: Yusuke Urameshi.

Yusuke:(Has his face in the camera) I’m on T.V!! ^____^

TAB: Kazuma Kuwabara.

Kuwabara:(Hands Tristen a popsicle) Here you go. (Licks his own)

TAB: Where does he get that stuff??? Anyway, Hiei Jaganshi.

Hiei:(Next to SAJ) Hn.

TAB: And Kurama!

Kurama:(Waves) Hello.

TAB:. . . . . . Wait, aren’t you supposed to be in jail???

Kurama:(Smiles really innocently) They let me out.

TAB:(Sighs) Great, we have an escapee here. Anyway, those are the fifteen boys who were eliminated, and the one who was turned into my sis’s boyfriend.

SAJ: Can we get to the questions already???

TAB: Well, you see. . . . There really aren’t a whole bunch of questions, so I have to talk a lot to fill in the blanks. ^^”

SAJ: You could have at least provided a buffet!!

TAB: I spent all my money paying for your dates and these buildings!

SAJ: But you could have brought some food. . . . Like Burgers!

Kaiba: I’ll pay for some Pizza.

Everyone except for Yami Marik, who is still coming up with evil plans and schemes:(All turn toward Kaiba at the same time) REALLY???

Kaiba:(Looks at everyone oddly) Yes, I will.(Grabs his cell phone and starts to dial for some pizza) What kind??

A section: Pepperoni!

Another section: Cheese!

Another section: Hawaii!

Another section: Vegetarian!

Kaiba: ^^” Uhhhhh, ( talks into the phone) can I have four large pizza’s, one pepperoni, one cheese, one Hawaii, and one Vegetarian??? Alright, thanks.(Clicks off) It’s coming.

Everyone: Break out! (Starts dancing)

TAB:(Blink, blink) Just say food is on the way and they all start dancing. . . . (Sighs) Anyway, until then we can answer some of the questions. ^^

SAJ: I thought you said that there wouldn’t be enough to keep the chapter going.

TAB: Well, now that pizza’s on the way, I think we’ll have enough time. ^^

Yugi:(Points to the chandelier ( that mysteriously appeared) ). BIG!!!! ^___^

TAB:(Holds up a card) First question! From AMK, “How many people did Hiei run over with the Viper?” Well, Hiei???

Hiei:(Blink, blink) I don’t know!!(Starts counting) One, two, three, four, five. . . . . . .

TAB: Anyway, while he continues, we’ll get another question. ^^ This one is from Animegirl222, “How many bottles of hair gel does it take to get Hiei’s hair up?” Umm, Hiei??

Hiei: Fifteen. . . . Huh???

TAB: Animegirl222 asked how many bottles of hair gel does it take to get your hair up.

Hiei: I don’t use any hair gel (Shifty eyes (A/N: Sorry I took that from you Diana! ^-^ I just think it’s funny ))

SAJ: Yeah, you do.

Hiei: Do not.

SAJ: Do to.

Hiei: Not.

SAJ: To!

Hiei: Not.

SAJ: To!!!

Hiei: Not!

SAJ: He uses fourteen each day. Though, today I used his fourteenth bottle. ^^

Hiei: So that’s where it went! Grr, my middle spike doesn’t spike because of it. . . . Anyway, what was I at??? I guess I’ll start over again. . . One, two, three, four, five. . . . .

TAB: ^^” Okay, Animegirl222 also asked “how many times a week does Chu get drunk?” Well, Chu wasn’t really in it, so I had to find him. So, here he is!

Chu:(Walks in drunkenly) Huh - wha? Why is the light so bloody bright here?? There’s no reason to turn it up that high. (Trips and falls)

TAB: . . . . . I hope that answers your question. . . .

Chu: Hey - you! (Points toward TAB)

TAB: Uhhhh, yeah?

Chu: Nice toes you got there.

TAB: O.O O-kay, someone get him out of here. . . . . . . Security!!!

Security: You don’t pay us so we quit!

TAB: Hey! Wait! Come back!!!

Chu: I like your toes. . Mmmmm. . .

TAB: AHHHH!! Run for your life! (Runs around in circles)

Hiei: I think I know how many!

Everyone:(Stops what their doing and looks)

Hiei: Nope. . . Never mind.

Everyone:(Goes back to doing what they were doing before)

Yusuke: Camera!!! (Walks toward another camera man)

Camera man:(Holds up pepper spray) I’m warning you. Get back! Get back!

Yusuke: CAMERA!! (Lunges for the camera)

Camera man: AHHH!! (Sprays the pepper spray)

Yusuke:(Stumbles backward) My eyes!! My eyes!!!

Camera man:(Snorts) That teaches you.

Yusuke:(Points his index finger up) Spirit Gun! Spirit Gun! Spirit Gun! Spirit Gun! (Shoots them in miscellaneous directions)

Everyone: AHHHH!!!!!! (Goes to the ground)

Spirit Guns:(Bounce of the walls and ground)

One of the Spirit Guns:(Hits Yami Marik)

Yami Marik: I SHALL SEND YOU ALL TO THE SHADOW REALM FOR WHAT YOU HAVE DONE!!!!!!

Yami Bakura: I do that!

Yami Marik: Not if I it first!

Yami Bakura: Not if I do it first!

Yami Bakura and Yami Marik:(Start trying to send souls to the Shadow Realm as fast as they can before the other one sends more there)

TAB: This isn’t what I expected it to be!!

Police man 3: I KNOW YOU’RE IN HERE!! (Busts through the door)

Kurama: Eek!(Hides behind Yugi)

Yugi: You’re tall. . . .

Kurama: Shhhh.

Yugi: TALL!

Kurama: Please. Shhhh.

Yugi: TALLL!!!!!!!

Police man 3: I found you!!! (Walks up to Yugi) Move aside young man.

Yugi: You’re tall.

Police man 3: I know, that. Now stand aside!! NOW!!!

Yugi: Tall!!!!

Police man 3: I shall put that criminal back in jail.

Yugi: TALL!!!! TALL!!!! TALL!!!! TALL!!!! TALL!!!! TALL!!!! TALL!!!! TALL!!!! TALL!!!!TALL!!!! TALL!!!! TALL!!!! TALL!!!!

Police man 3:(Steps back) Calm down kid.

Yugi: TTTTTTTTTTTTAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!

Police man 1:(Walks up to Police man 3) It isn’t right to mess with the insane. . .

Police man 3: But the criminal is behind the insane one.

Police man 2: I don’t see the criminal. I just see that boy.

Yoko:(Is wearing a hat and is hiding his tail) What seems to be the problem officers?

Police man 3:(Eyes Yoko suspiciously) YOU SHALL BE PUT BACK IN JAIL!!!!

Police man 1: But, he isn’t the guy.

Police man 2: I’m terribly sorry about that.

Yoko: It’s alright.

Police man 3: NOO!!! (Gets pulled off by Police man 1, and Police man 2) I WILL GET YOUUUUUUU!!!!!

Yoko: Phew. That was a close one.

Yugi:(Turns to Yoko) Tall. . . .

Yoko: Oh-no. . . . (Runs off)

Yugi: TALLLLLL!!! (Runs after Yoko).

Duke:(Shooting at anyone who comes near him) Take this! And that! And this!

Kuwabara:(Drools at Duke’s leg) Foood! Chicken Legs!!!(Bits into Dukes’ leg) ^_^

Duke: Gahhh!!! You cannibal!!!!

Bakura:(Hiding behind the chairs with Yami Yugi).

Yami Yugi: I think they’re going to find us soon. . . . .

Bakura: You know, I think you’re right. . . .

Yami Yugi:(Stands up) Bakura is here! (Runs off).

Bakura: Wait! Come - back. . . . .

Marik: Muhahahahaha!!!

Bakura: Eeeek!! (Runs off).

Joey: I’m awake! (Jumps up, but is hit by a Spirit Gun) Uhhhh. . . . . (Faints).

Yami Yugi: (Walks toward the corner laughing evilly) I outdid myself. . . .

Chandelier: (Cracks, falls)

Yami Yugi: AHHHH!!! (Runs around in circles)

Chandelier: (Falls and hits camera man)

Camera man: #.#

Yami Yugi: Phew. It missed me. . . . ^^

Yusuke: (Spots the fallen camera and runs over to it, ignoring his Spirit Guns) Camera!!!!! (Hugs it)

Camera: (Dies)

Yusuke: NoooooOOOOO!!! (Brings it up to his chest) Why? WHY?! You cruel cruel world!!!

Yami Yugi: (Moves away from Yusuke) He’s creepy . . . Now, to get out of here! ^^

Spirit Gun: (Hits Yami Yugi).

Yami Yugi: @-@

Shadi: I shall destroy all of those who steal Millennium Items. (Turns toward Tristen) You have stolen a Millennium Item! I shall punish you!

Tristen: Hey dude. I didn’t do nothing!

Shadi: You shall be punished by the God Atem!!! (Summons the God)

Tristen: AHHHH!!!!!(Runs off)

Hiei:(Still counting in the middle of the chaos)

SAJ:(Hiding behind Hiei).

Kaiba:(Holding a piece of pizza in his mouth).

Rishid: Master, he has pizza.

Marik: Pizza????

Kaiba: Yeah, the pizza just came in.

Everyone:(Becomes sane, stops being a cannibal, stops trying to send everyone the Shadow Realm, stops chasing people, and stops trying to punish those who ‘stole a millennium item’, and walks over to the pizza and starts to eat).

TAB: Yummy. ^_^ This is good.

Everyone: Yup, it sure is.

Hiei: I know now!! It’s 47!

Everyone: That few?

SAJ: I could have sworn you ran over more. . . . .

Hiei: ^^

TAB: Oh! I almost forgot! ^_^ All of us pitched in our money to do this for you two. It cost us a fortune, but we bought the stolen Viper! ^_^

SAJ: Really???

Hiei: I can do more chaos on it???

TAB: Yup! It’s outside right now. Though, there isn’t any insurance on it.

SAJ: Who needs insurance! Lets go add more people to the ‘run over’ list Hiei! ^_^

Hiei and SAJ:(Run off outside to cause more chaos)

TAB: And another thing. Since I had sooo much fun with this fic, I decided to make a sequel! ^_^ Yup. I mainly wanted to do it ‘cause there were no twists or anything in this fic, so in the next one there’s going to be plenty. Sooo, please look at the board and it will show the preview! ^_^ (Goes back to eating pizza)

Board that shows the preview: Bakura is now in control of who he wants to end up with. Sajy-chan and Hiei are now the host and hostess ( making a scary pair ) and will find girls who are willing to date him. They will unleash devious plots to find out who is the one girl for their friend. Who will the new Bachelor chose?? Who will be the lucky girl??? Well, you’re just going to have to wait ‘till it comes out. . . . . Suckers!!!!

TAB: Uhhh, that last part wasn’t supposed to be there. ^^” Anyway, it’s going to be called ‘Bachelor Bakura’, but it’s going to be at E-fiction.org ‘cause Media Miner won’t permit this fic. Because reviewer girls can enter in hopes of winning over the bachelors heart. ^^ Of course, you’ll have to fill out a form and stuff. But I’ll upload it as soon as possible! Sooooo, I guess it’s over. I hope you enjoyed this show as much as I enjoyed hosting and creating it. And now - for the two very sad words -

           &nbs p;            & nbsp;           &nbs p;            & nbsp;          The End

           ;  Authoress note: I hope you enjoyed this last chapter ( Sniff ). Please review and please read the Bachelor Bakura fic at E-Fiction.org ( I’m going to have to post the form soon. ^^’ ). Thank you, all of you, for reading each chapter and reviewing. Thank you for all the nice compliments and for keeping me going even though sometimes I wanted to stop writing. Thank you all sooooo much! And, sorry for the spelling mistakes. ^^” ( I just had to put it in. Aheh, aheh )

           &nbs p;Thank you -

           &nbs p;Tenshi Bane - For being the first one to review. Even though you couldn’t review as much, I really appreciate the support you gave me.

           &n bsp;Sajy-chan - For reading and staying with this fic for so long. Even though you’re at College you took the time to read the last chapter. ^^ Of course, you wanted to know if you ended up with Hiei. ^^’ But, still. Thank you.

           & nbsp;InsaneAuthoress - For reviewing every chapter. Thank you so much for taking the time to do that. ^^

           &nb sp;Momma Cat - Thank you soooo much for reviewing when ever you could and coming up with those funny reviews. ^^ Thank you for all the support and the name for that girl.

             Some Guy Who Wandered In - You’re probably not reading this, but I still want to say ‘thank you’ for just taking the time to review it. I’m happy that you liked it, and I’m sorry about my sis, but she was just insulted by the review. Anyway - Thanks.

          &nbs p; Yamis Wife - Me still really sorry about your fics being deleted. Hope you’ve found another site to post them. ^^ Have you checked out E-Fiction.org yet?? Well, thank you for reading this fic. It means a lot to me. Thanks.

          &nbs p; AMK - Thanks sooooo much for reading and reviewing. Sorry I couldn’t think of much else presents or anything for ya. Thanks soooo much for taking time to read this. Thanks.

          &nbs p; Animegirl222 - Thanks for the name for that girl. It was getting pretty sad when she didn’t have a name. ^^’ But, thank you for spending the time to read and review this. Thank you soo much!

             Kuroi Ryu - Thanks for reviewing, even if you only did it once. It meant a lot to me. Thanks.

          &nbs p; Kirei - You really do sound hard to please, but I’m glad that you didn’t fall a sleep with this fic. Of course, there’s just to much chaos. ^^’ Anyway, thank you for reviewing. Thanks.

          &nbs p; Kuramas girl Youko rox Shuichii is da bomb - ~.~ You can say all you want that Kurama is yours but HE IS MINE!!! *COUGH, cough* Anyway, before I start to try and get into a cat fight I’ll say thanks. Though, you’re probably not reading this. Thanks anyway for reviewing. ^^

           &nb sp;Bloody Red Rose - Well, ( I’m sure I’ve said this before. ^^” I just can’t remember ) Kurama had short hair and he looks really cute in it! ^^ Anyway, thanks for reviewing. Me really appreciate it!

           &n bsp;Unimportant bystander#12 - Twinkies ish goot. ^^ Anyway, thanks for reviewing and liking my fic. Thanks!

          &nbs p; Litlleniegenie - Thanks for taking time to read and review this fic. ^^ I really appreciate it. Thanks!

          &nbs p; Drof Tceferp - Thanks soooooo much for reviewing! ^^ Though, you stopped updating your fics. #.# Either that or my computers gone retarded. Anyway, thank you so much for reviewing. Thanks.

          &nbs p; Duke’s Kitty - Sorry I couldn’t have that date with you, but you never put in the info. Me very sorry. But thanks for reviewing. ^^

           ;  Thanks to you all! You have no idea how much it means to me that you took the time to read and review this fic. Hugs to you all! *Hugs you all*

           & nbsp;I truly enjoyed writing this. Hopefully I’ll see some familiar names at E-Fiction.org, but ya don’t have to go there if you don’t want to. I’m just happy that you were nice enough to review. ^^

           &nb sp;Thanx