Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction / Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ christmas mayhem ❯ 'tis the season ( Chapter 1 )
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By: silver kitsune princess 
...la la la la la la la la la la la,...ok, i;m finished
Anime/Manga: Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction / Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Continuation | Uploaded On: 03.04.2005 | Updated On: 03.05.2005 | Pages: 3 | Words: 1.7K | Visits: 535 | Status: Completed
...la la la la la la la la la la la,...ok, i;m finished
Anime/Manga: Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction / Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Continuation | Uploaded On: 03.04.2005 | Updated On: 03.05.2005 | Pages: 3 | Words: 1.7K | Visits: 535 | Status: Completed
Disclaimer:*is trying to talk over the loud Christmas music* WE DON’T OWN
ED, EDD, ‘N EDDY, YGO, WILLIE NELSON [I would hope], ALAN JACKSON [again
I would hope] AND I’M PRETTY SURE WE DON’T OWN CHRISTMAS!!!!*is smited
for even suggesting the idea*
_________________________________________________________________ ________
___________________
Chapter 1: PARTY!!! PARTY!!! PARTY!!!
“DRENCH THE HALLS IN
GASOLENE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ! FA
LA LA LA LA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LA LA LA
LA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LIGHT A MATCH AND
WATCH IT
GLEAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FA LA LA LA
LA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LA LA LA
LA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WATCH THE SCHOOL
YARD BURN TO
ASHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FA LA LA!!!!!!!!!!!!! LA LA
LA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LA LA
LA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AREN’T YOU GLAD WE PLAYED
WITH
MATCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FA LA LA LA LA !!!!!!!!! LA LA! LA! LA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
Mia was at it again. She burst into Seto’s office, singing Christmas
carols that had been maimed to death.
“JOY TO THE WORLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THAT BARNEY’S DEAD!!!!!!!!!! WE
BARBEQUED HIS HEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DON’T
WORRY ‘BOUT THE BODY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WE FLUSHED IT DOWN THE
POTTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AROUND AND ‘ROUND IT
GOES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AROUND AND ‘ROUND IT GOES!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!! AROUND
AND ‘ROUND AND ‘ROUND IT GOES!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!! WEE FISH EWE A MARE EGRETS
MOOSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WEE FISH EWE A MARE EGRETS
MOOSE!!!!!!! WEE FISH EWE A MARE EGRETS MOOSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PANDA
HIPPO NIUE DEER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
Why did she always have to act like an idiot?
Maybe because she was one.
That was it.
Who else would where a green sweater, a purple and white
stocking-hat-thing with bells on it, and snow shoes derived from old
boots and tennis rackets made to look exactly like Ed’s Christmas outfit?
Only her could do that and still look normal.
But that was because by society’s definition, she was not normal, so it
was still weird, but not really. Got it? Good.
Mia picked up the phone and dialed a number. “ISIS!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU
AND ISA AND MARIK AND MALIK AND ISHIZU AND SHADDI ARE INVITED TO MY
CHRISTMAS PARTY THING!!!!! ...... What? You’re having a Christmas
party?!......... Oh, yeah, THEM.......... Well, just bring everyone
over here and we can ward the Evil Step-Families from Hell off together!!
........ No, he doesn’t, that’s what Seto’s for.......[maniacal laughter
is heard from the phone, so loud that Seto can hear it, and then after
that someone having cardiovascular arrest due to not enough oxygen
getting to the rest of the body from said laughter.] Yeah, you might
just want to call and ambulance and tell them never listen to other
people’s conversations again, because that could happen again...... Yeah,
I know..... THAT’S A GREAT IDEA!!!!!!!!!! I’ll call Yumi, you get
Kyo.......... OK........ yeah...... Youko to you....... May Sniper’s
ghost be given to you for a gift this year...... Bye!” She then hung
up, but before she could dial another number....
“YOU INVITED THEM TO MY HOUSE FOR THE FAMILY REUNION?!?!?!?!?!?!” Seto
screamed at the top of his lungs.
“Yup! Am I a good elf Seto?”
“NO!!! NO NO NO NO NO NO NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
“No?”
“YES!!!!!!”
“YAY!!! I BE A GOOD ELF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
“But- Oh, screw it. But why did you have to invite them?”
“So we could ward off the Evil Step-Family from Hell off together!!
Weren’t you listening?!”
“But why does everyone have to come? Why does the Pharaoh’s Brat and
his family have to tag along?”
“AND YOU FORGOT TO MENTION RYOU!!!!!!! BAD SETO!!!!!!!!!!! IT IS TIME
FOR YOU TO FACE THE WRATH OF POOKIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
Seto cowered, remembering the Bugdragonhorse incident. Pookie was now a
name that could strike fear into his heart.
Flashback
“SETO!!! I FOUND A STRAY CAT!!! IT’S SO CUTE!!!!!!! GUESS WHAT I
NAMED IT?!?!?!” Mokuba yelled.
“What?”
“POOKIE!!!!!!!!!!!!”
“AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !”
End Flashback
“Well, we all know why Ryou has to come.... You obsess over him.....”
“EXACTLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOW I MUST CALL YUMI SO I CAN SEEL THE
PHARAOH’S FATE AND TAKE OVER THE
WORLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND EVERYONE’LL BE
TOO DRUNK OR FATIGUED OR WHO KNOWS WHAT TO STOP
ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!
FOR IT IS CHRISTMAS!!!!!!!!!!
MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
A HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” And finally Mia shut up and called Yumi.
“HI YUMI!!!!!!!! ..... Wha-? GIVE THE DAMN FONE TO YUMI, PHOOL!!!! ....
HI YUMI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ... Hi! ... Hi! ... Hi! ... Hi! ... Hi! ...
Hi! ... Hi! ... Ow..... Tell the phool to stop yellin’ in me ear. It
hurt. ....... I don’t know, I misspelled phone and then just decided to
misspell fool..... I don’t know what’s up with that either .......
SCOTCH IS COOL! THEY’VE GOT DRAGONS AND COOL STUFF LIKE THAT!!!!! ....
No, not the alcoholic beverage, the people..... yeah, I like pirates.....
they is cool..... Isn’t it wonderful? .... I get to erode my brain with
the wonderfulness of blood, guts, and gore from the wonderful violent
stuff I watch..... SICK MINDED
PERVERT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GOD! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I’M GONNA KILL
YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Then get a brain
scrub....... I’m gonna narf.... Oh, and you and everyone is invited to
the place for a Christmas party and the annual sacrifice of the children,
I mean SANTA APPEARANCE!!!!!!!! Yeah..... OK!! BRING STUFF!!!!!!
Bye.” She hung up.
Then she dialed Isis’ number again. “...... HI MALIK!!!! THAT WAS A
QUICK RECOVERY!!!!!!!!!!!!! ...... Could you put Isis o-? What was
that?! ...... I know how you feel.... Destroy it once for me, would you
.......... Well, could you put Isis on now? ........ Thankx........ I
WONDERED IF YOU’D NOTICE THAT!!!!! ...... I called the Pharaoh a
phool...... YUP! .... BYE!!!!! ..... HEY
ISIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ..... I THOUGHT SO!!!!!!!
..... Yeah, Ryou’s smart like that .... Yes, he is a prettiful
bishie...... Yeah..... yeah..... uh-huh.... yup..... I’ll need some help
with something later, could you come over? .... mwhahahaha.... yes
indeed... No, he’s here...yeah, both.... Sick minded pervert. You’re the
second today..... Nope, I’m not French either.... I don’t know it......
The test is weeks away!!! .... I guess you’re right ..... We’ll find
correlation later.... now we need to worry about the party..... No, I’m
not worried.... I’ve got armed guards.... NOT THOSE BAKAS!!!!!! ..... She
probably will, I’m just being precautious in case she locks herself in
her room so I’ll have someone to guard the place.... Please don’t glomp
my guards..... I KNOW. But I need them to guard my valuable stuff that
can’t protect itself.......... you’re probably right........ Also they
need to keep the brats away from my doomsday stuff.... Exactly..... OK,
see ya in a few! ......... Uh-huh.... BYE!!!”
Mia hung up and looked for Seto. But he wasn’t there. You see, he’s
only just smart enough to run from the Holiday Costumes of Doom.
We’ll leave it at that.
And Mia went off to find Seto, The Evil Holiday Costumes of Doom, and
her Guitar so she could derail Christmas even more and join Willie Nelson
in the ranks of people who sing Christmas music in country, as she ran
singing, “LEROY! THE REDNECKED REINDEER, GOT HITCHED TO THE FRONT OF THE
SLEIGH!!!! MIXING JINGLE BELLS WITH THE REBEL YELL THEY MADE HISTORY
THAT NIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
____________________________________ ____________________________________iIsis:ok, sorry about all the skrew ups but it was late and i was trying to do a skool project, so suport poor, inable-to-multi-task me, yup, end update, isis ishtar, this was co-wrighten with mia kaiba, like most of my other stories(except what was here before, that was all her) ja
&n bsp; -isis
ED, EDD, ‘N EDDY, YGO, WILLIE NELSON [I would hope], ALAN JACKSON [again
I would hope] AND I’M PRETTY SURE WE DON’T OWN CHRISTMAS!!!!*is smited
for even suggesting the idea*
_________________________________________________________________ ________
___________________
Chapter 1: PARTY!!! PARTY!!! PARTY!!!
“DRENCH THE HALLS IN
GASOLENE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ! FA
LA LA LA LA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LA LA LA
LA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LIGHT A MATCH AND
WATCH IT
GLEAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FA LA LA LA
LA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LA LA LA
LA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WATCH THE SCHOOL
YARD BURN TO
ASHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FA LA LA!!!!!!!!!!!!! LA LA
LA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LA LA
LA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AREN’T YOU GLAD WE PLAYED
WITH
MATCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FA LA LA LA LA !!!!!!!!! LA LA! LA! LA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
Mia was at it again. She burst into Seto’s office, singing Christmas
carols that had been maimed to death.
“JOY TO THE WORLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THAT BARNEY’S DEAD!!!!!!!!!! WE
BARBEQUED HIS HEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DON’T
WORRY ‘BOUT THE BODY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WE FLUSHED IT DOWN THE
POTTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AROUND AND ‘ROUND IT
GOES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AROUND AND ‘ROUND IT GOES!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!! AROUND
AND ‘ROUND AND ‘ROUND IT GOES!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!! WEE FISH EWE A MARE EGRETS
MOOSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WEE FISH EWE A MARE EGRETS
MOOSE!!!!!!! WEE FISH EWE A MARE EGRETS MOOSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PANDA
HIPPO NIUE DEER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
Why did she always have to act like an idiot?
Maybe because she was one.
That was it.
Who else would where a green sweater, a purple and white
stocking-hat-thing with bells on it, and snow shoes derived from old
boots and tennis rackets made to look exactly like Ed’s Christmas outfit?
Only her could do that and still look normal.
But that was because by society’s definition, she was not normal, so it
was still weird, but not really. Got it? Good.
Mia picked up the phone and dialed a number. “ISIS!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU
AND ISA AND MARIK AND MALIK AND ISHIZU AND SHADDI ARE INVITED TO MY
CHRISTMAS PARTY THING!!!!! ...... What? You’re having a Christmas
party?!......... Oh, yeah, THEM.......... Well, just bring everyone
over here and we can ward the Evil Step-Families from Hell off together!!
........ No, he doesn’t, that’s what Seto’s for.......[maniacal laughter
is heard from the phone, so loud that Seto can hear it, and then after
that someone having cardiovascular arrest due to not enough oxygen
getting to the rest of the body from said laughter.] Yeah, you might
just want to call and ambulance and tell them never listen to other
people’s conversations again, because that could happen again...... Yeah,
I know..... THAT’S A GREAT IDEA!!!!!!!!!! I’ll call Yumi, you get
Kyo.......... OK........ yeah...... Youko to you....... May Sniper’s
ghost be given to you for a gift this year...... Bye!” She then hung
up, but before she could dial another number....
“YOU INVITED THEM TO MY HOUSE FOR THE FAMILY REUNION?!?!?!?!?!?!” Seto
screamed at the top of his lungs.
“Yup! Am I a good elf Seto?”
“NO!!! NO NO NO NO NO NO NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
“No?”
“YES!!!!!!”
“YAY!!! I BE A GOOD ELF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
“But- Oh, screw it. But why did you have to invite them?”
“So we could ward off the Evil Step-Family from Hell off together!!
Weren’t you listening?!”
“But why does everyone have to come? Why does the Pharaoh’s Brat and
his family have to tag along?”
“AND YOU FORGOT TO MENTION RYOU!!!!!!! BAD SETO!!!!!!!!!!! IT IS TIME
FOR YOU TO FACE THE WRATH OF POOKIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
Seto cowered, remembering the Bugdragonhorse incident. Pookie was now a
name that could strike fear into his heart.
Flashback
“SETO!!! I FOUND A STRAY CAT!!! IT’S SO CUTE!!!!!!! GUESS WHAT I
NAMED IT?!?!?!” Mokuba yelled.
“What?”
“POOKIE!!!!!!!!!!!!”
“AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !”
End Flashback
“Well, we all know why Ryou has to come.... You obsess over him.....”
“EXACTLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOW I MUST CALL YUMI SO I CAN SEEL THE
PHARAOH’S FATE AND TAKE OVER THE
WORLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND EVERYONE’LL BE
TOO DRUNK OR FATIGUED OR WHO KNOWS WHAT TO STOP
ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!
FOR IT IS CHRISTMAS!!!!!!!!!!
MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
A HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” And finally Mia shut up and called Yumi.
“HI YUMI!!!!!!!! ..... Wha-? GIVE THE DAMN FONE TO YUMI, PHOOL!!!! ....
HI YUMI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ... Hi! ... Hi! ... Hi! ... Hi! ... Hi! ...
Hi! ... Hi! ... Ow..... Tell the phool to stop yellin’ in me ear. It
hurt. ....... I don’t know, I misspelled phone and then just decided to
misspell fool..... I don’t know what’s up with that either .......
SCOTCH IS COOL! THEY’VE GOT DRAGONS AND COOL STUFF LIKE THAT!!!!! ....
No, not the alcoholic beverage, the people..... yeah, I like pirates.....
they is cool..... Isn’t it wonderful? .... I get to erode my brain with
the wonderfulness of blood, guts, and gore from the wonderful violent
stuff I watch..... SICK MINDED
PERVERT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GOD! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I’M GONNA KILL
YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Then get a brain
scrub....... I’m gonna narf.... Oh, and you and everyone is invited to
the place for a Christmas party and the annual sacrifice of the children,
I mean SANTA APPEARANCE!!!!!!!! Yeah..... OK!! BRING STUFF!!!!!!
Bye.” She hung up.
Then she dialed Isis’ number again. “...... HI MALIK!!!! THAT WAS A
QUICK RECOVERY!!!!!!!!!!!!! ...... Could you put Isis o-? What was
that?! ...... I know how you feel.... Destroy it once for me, would you
.......... Well, could you put Isis on now? ........ Thankx........ I
WONDERED IF YOU’D NOTICE THAT!!!!! ...... I called the Pharaoh a
phool...... YUP! .... BYE!!!!! ..... HEY
ISIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ..... I THOUGHT SO!!!!!!!
..... Yeah, Ryou’s smart like that .... Yes, he is a prettiful
bishie...... Yeah..... yeah..... uh-huh.... yup..... I’ll need some help
with something later, could you come over? .... mwhahahaha.... yes
indeed... No, he’s here...yeah, both.... Sick minded pervert. You’re the
second today..... Nope, I’m not French either.... I don’t know it......
The test is weeks away!!! .... I guess you’re right ..... We’ll find
correlation later.... now we need to worry about the party..... No, I’m
not worried.... I’ve got armed guards.... NOT THOSE BAKAS!!!!!! ..... She
probably will, I’m just being precautious in case she locks herself in
her room so I’ll have someone to guard the place.... Please don’t glomp
my guards..... I KNOW. But I need them to guard my valuable stuff that
can’t protect itself.......... you’re probably right........ Also they
need to keep the brats away from my doomsday stuff.... Exactly..... OK,
see ya in a few! ......... Uh-huh.... BYE!!!”
Mia hung up and looked for Seto. But he wasn’t there. You see, he’s
only just smart enough to run from the Holiday Costumes of Doom.
We’ll leave it at that.
And Mia went off to find Seto, The Evil Holiday Costumes of Doom, and
her Guitar so she could derail Christmas even more and join Willie Nelson
in the ranks of people who sing Christmas music in country, as she ran
singing, “LEROY! THE REDNECKED REINDEER, GOT HITCHED TO THE FRONT OF THE
SLEIGH!!!! MIXING JINGLE BELLS WITH THE REBEL YELL THEY MADE HISTORY
THAT NIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
____________________________________ ____________________________________iIsis:ok, sorry about all the skrew ups but it was late and i was trying to do a skool project, so suport poor, inable-to-multi-task me, yup, end update, isis ishtar, this was co-wrighten with mia kaiba, like most of my other stories(except what was here before, that was all her) ja
&n bsp; -isis