Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction / Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ Stories of Weird Events(revised) ❯ Beginning Conference ( Chapter 1 )

[ P - Pre-Teen ]

Ok, this is just the conversation with the characters from the first weird event. Yuna will be in the conference, but not in the story. This is optional. It's a bunch of nonsense. Just proceed to the story is you wish.

Disclaimer: Just, as you know, the characters will act like themselves and sometimes there will be insults, madness, and excessive violence.

Caution: Rated R. Things may not be Appropriate for little kids. ^_^

That's my favorite thing to say. Well on with the interviews!

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(Curtains open)

HotSummerYami: Hello everyone! Welcome to the stories of Weird Events. Let me introduce you to the characters that will be in the first story. Yugi! Yami! Duke! Thristen! Joey!

Sesshoumaruismine: Come on out!

animeALLday: HAHAHAHAHAHA!

(Cast comes in)

(Yami, Duke, Thristen and Joey are wearing animal masks.)

HotSummerYami: Uhhh, boys, you can take those off.

(Takes masks off)

HotSummerYami: So boys! It's your lucky day today! You get to be the first to tell everyone about something Weird. How do you feel about it Yugi?

Yugi: Eh..Eh....Eh...EH..

Sesshoumaruismine: Hi peoples! I'm here!

HotSummerYami: Hey, go away Sesshoumaruismine!

Sesshoumaruismine: I thought I was part of it!

HotSummerYami: I know, but we are talking to the characters of our first story. Hopefully, you read it!

Sesshoumaruismine: Well I guess so. It's pretty weird!

Yami: Duh! Because it's suppose to be weird!

Yugi: Eh...Eh...I..I....

Thristen: Will you say something you little midget?

(Yugi, twitches)

Yugi: What?! What did you just tell me to do? AHHH!!!!!!!

(Yugi jumps on Thristen)

Thristen: Stop punching me you little brat.

Yugi: (Bites Thristen)

Thristen: Owchies!

(Duke throws a dice at Thristen and Yugi)

HotSummerYami: Now you two stop it!

animeALLday: (Gets dice from Duke while Thristen and Yugi are fighting)

Duke: Hey! Give it back! That is my dice!

animeALLday: Your not throwing hard enough!

Sesshoumaruismine: (steps up to Thristen and Yugi, and kicks them making them fall)

Thristen: AHHH!!!

Yugi: HUH?

Yami: Oh, give me a break.

HotsummerYami: You guys better stop.

(Yugi and Thristen sit back down)

Sesshoumaruismine: Hey I know! Let's sing a song that will calm you both down!

Duke: Oh, boy, what could that be?

Sesshoumaru: Let's sing "Real Emotion."

HotSummerYami: OK, start it off Joey.

Joey: Ok, lieutenant it's bad-

HotSummerYami: No, not pirates of the Caribbean! Sing "Real Emotion" from FF10-2!

Yami: Duh.

Joey: ALLRIGHT!

Um....

What can the world do to you?

HotSummerYami: NO! Wrong beginning! Sing it right!

Joey: I thought I as singing it right.

Yami: Your right! He is singing it wrong!

HotSummerYami: Ok then, you start it off DukeDevlin.

Duke: Ok.

I can do anything?

HotsummerYami: AHHH!!! NO!!

Duke: Hey I am singing it right!

HotSummerYami: Your singing all wrong! Wrong! Wrong!

Joey: (Laughs)

Duke: (Twitches) What are you laughing at? BLONDE BOY.

HotSummerYami, maybe you don't even know the song!

Yugi: Ok, this is all just getting me madder!

Thristen: Me, too.

HotSummerYami: OK! OK! Ill start it off!

Everyone: ALL RIGHT.

HotSummerYami: (Sings)

What I can't do for you?

Duke: I see crazy boys that broke my heart!

I can see a girl

Joey:(Sings) That's pokey and whiny!

Duke: Ev--

(Someone comes in)

Yuna: Hey! Are you guys singing my song? (Enters with blue jammies)

Duke and Joey: (checks her out)

Duke: Hey Yuna, I'm single why don't we get room together?

Joey: No, how about you and me? Just the two of us?

Yuna: (Kicks both men's head) Perverts..

HotSummerYami: So Yuna, how in the world do you sing that song?

Yuna: Fine, Ill sing it. Let the show begin!

Duke: We're going to watch the video game?

Yuna: YAH! Begin

~~The Game~~

Rikku: Y..R.. P in position. It's showtime girls.

Crowd: (Applause) 5..4.. 3..2.. 1!

(Yuna appears)

(Instrumental)

What can I do for you?

(Yuna changes into jammys)

What can I do for you?

I can hear you

What can I do for you?

(Yuna dances)

(Freezes and embosses Yuna's names on the screen)

Yuna: I rememeber hasty borders of my heart.

I can see a place that's something like this

Every now and then I don't know what to do

Still mean that I could never go back.

Many things I see

In those hasty dreams

can't compare to what I'm seeing now.

(Rikku's scene appears)

Everything's so different

(Rikku attacks the guard)

That it brings it to my knees

(Rikku punches and the guard calls)

And though I know, your world of real emotion, has surrounded me,

(Rikku smiles and the words RIKKU embosses on the screen just like Yuna)

I won't give into it now

(Rikku looks from her binoculars)

I know that forward is the only way my heart can go I hear your voice calling out to me

You'll never be alone

What can I do for you?

I can hear you

And in our fight the world of real emotion has surrounded me

And I can't go on when you are there

The moment that I close my eyes to comfort me

(Pain attack guard and name embosses on screen)

Were are in the motion

Ill never be alone

And though I knew the world Rhythm--

~*~*Yami turns it off*~*

Duke: Hey! Yami turn it back on

Yuna: Why did you turn it off?

Yami: We're here to be in the interview not watch someone sing!

Yuna: Your so mean (Runs away crying)

HotSummerYami: Hey Yuna! That wasn't you! That was Leblanc, remember?

Yuna: I know, but that was the song I wrote and it seemed like it was I.

Yami: Will you scram?

Joey: Yami!

Duke: Yami!

Yugi: Yami

HotSummerYami: Yami!

Sesshoumaruismine: Yami!

(All go punch and beat up Yami)

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See I told you it was optional! Now proceed to the story!--->