Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction / Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ The plothole fairy strikes again!! ❯ Yugi's sick and Danielle and Kat are just making it worse!!! ( Chapter 1 )

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Yami: KAT! YUGI'S SICK AND YOU TWO NEED TO TAKE CARE OF HIM!

Danielle: Why us?

Kat: Yeah, why?

Yami: Because you are two perverted fangirls! WHO ELSE COULD CARE FOR HIM!?!?

Danielle: ^^ O. Yeah.

Kat: Good Point ^^

Yami: Oh, and I have to go to Alaska.

His mom is still there, she'll be there is you need any help.

Kat: *falls over* ALASKA?

Aeris: *looks up from manga* Why alaska?

Yami: Well, Alaska is where my new girlfriend is.

Danielle: Miya moved to Alaska?

Yami: .................................................Eh, no. *leaves in a fancy black corvette*

Kat: O.o;;

Terra: *walks out of kitchen* *cough* *cough*cheater*cough* *cough*

Danielle: He's not only cheating, but Yami's been hot-wiring things again. Stupid klepto. *turns to

Aeris* So Aeris we can go to Yugi's right?

Aeris: Yeah, yeah... Just shut up and let me read my manga!

Kat: Thanks Aeris! And mind Tails and Sonic will you? Seeya! *gets on her motorcycle [Kat's

note: In this, she has a motorcycle....but can't drive ^^u]

Aeris: Yeah, Yeah..Whatever...*reads manga not noticing the explosions in the kitchen and the insane hyper laughter*

Hiei: O.O;;; Onna, you can't drive....

Kat: So?

Hiei: I'm not getting on with you then!

Kat: YEAH YOU ARE!! *grabs Hiei and drives off*

*few minutes later*

Hiei: *grasping Kat for his life* Slow Down!!!

Kat: WHAT???

Hiei: I SAID SLOW DOWN!!!!!!!

Kat: Still can't hear you!

*with Danielle*

Danielle: *biked to Yugi's house and got there very quickly* Hm, the "e" on "kame" has flickered out... better tell the senile pervert. *opens the door and the little bell rings* Hello? This is Sour-san. Um, Yami told me that Yugi was sick?

Yugi's mom: Oh hi! Aren't you Yugi's giiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirlfriend? *grins and raises and lowers eyebrows rapidly*

Danielle: - -# Yeah... where is he?

Yugi's mom: The poor boy's up in his room. *grins again* So go on up!

Danielle: Ok...

*goes tentatively up the stairs*

Yugi's mom: *calls out* MAKE ME GRANDCHILDREN!

Danielle: O.O

motorcycle with Kat and Hiei: *comes crashing through the window*

Kat: *covered in smoke* Itai..............

Kat: *hears what the mom says* O.o We didn't need to hear that.......*goes up stairs with Hiei*

Danielle: *blushing and grinding teeth* This is it.

Hiei: *looks at the door Danielle chose, then to Danielle suspiciously* How do you know which door is to Yugi's room, onna?

Kat: Oooooooooooooooooh! *gibbering romanticist*

Danielle: - -# I just DO! *opens the door and a mop falls on her*

Kat: *laughs*

Danielle: *mop on her head* Ok, so I was wrong...

Kat: *still giggling*

Hiei: *smirks*

Kat: *opens door* It's right here....

yugi: .............kat?! o__________________O

Kat: Hi ^^

solomon: WHERE ARE THE DANCING GIRLS!?

yugi: grandpa, i told you, there are none so SHUT UP!

solomon: awwwwwwwwwwwww......... *to kat* Will you be my dancing girl?

kat: O_O

danielle: *barges her way in* the only dancing there's going to be is my foot on your face so SHUT UP!

Hiei: And my sword going through your throat if you ever say that to the onna again!

Solomon: O.OU

Danielle: Which onna?

Hiei: *sweat drops* Uh, any onna.

Danielle: You're being chivalrous?

Kat: *swoons* How romantic! *glomps Hiei*

Hiei: O.O

Yugi: - -#

Kat: *still glomps Hiei* You're sooooooooo sweet!!!

Yugi: O.O

Danielle: *blinks* ...Well... that was different... I've never heard her call him sweet before. *to

Yugi*what exactly is wrong with you? I can tell it's not a sore throat.

Yugi: Chicken pox.

Danielle: *sweat drops* No, really.

Yugi: Regular flu.

Danielle: Oh.

Kat: LET'S MAKE HIM CHICKEN NOODLE, Danielle-chan! *grabs her and off to the kitchen they go*

Hiei: ....... *stands there awkwardly* ...So... do you have any video games with swords?

Yugi: Yeah, tons.

Hiei: ...........Could we play some?

Yugi: Sure!

Solomon: WHICH GIRLS IN THEM!?!?

Yugi: .........Fine. *takes out mortal combat*

*In the Kitchen*

Danielle: *sweat dropping* You don't make chicken noodle, Kat. It's in a can. You.... *realizes she's never made it before* Um... nevermind. You do it.

Kat: Kay ^^ *pours chicken soup in a pan* Hmmm.....I wanna put a extra surprise ingredient! How bout..............FISH!!! *puts a fish in it, eyes and all* Now....how do you cook it? Hmmm.....The oven! Duh! *puts it in the oven*

*few minutes later*

Chicken noodle soup comes out perfectly.

Danielle: *chokes on her juicebox* How did you--?

Kat: It's a family recipal secret.

Danielle: Oh.

Kat: Yeah. NOW LET'S GO GIVE IT TO HIM!

Meanwhile...

Hiei: *complaining* I can't win at this game! It's too hard. Don't you have anything easier?

Yugi: Dude, you sucked at MK so we're playing tiddlywinks!

Hiei: I WILL beat you this time!!!

*few seconds later*

Yugi: - -# I give up. You're an idiot.

Hiei: *is playing w/ the controller upside down*

Kat: WE'RE BACK!!!!!

Danielle: *holding soup* And we got your-*trips and spills soup on Hiei's head* soup....

Danielle: Oh shit...

Yugi: ^^U It's ok, Danielle. I can just tear out the carpet later. It's actually a rug placed there so if I vomit while I'm sick, I won't vomit on the floor. ^^U

Danielle: Nifty.

Yugi: Yep! I mean, I suppose so, but it's still really ugly.

Danielle: Yeah, I didn't think you'd have maroon as your floor color.

Kat: A-HEM!

Hiei: *looking VERY pissed and covered in soup*

Danielle: *sees this* Aw, come off it," she says, "Quit nagging. If you're quiet, maybe Kat will lick it off of you."

Hiei: O.O

Kat: ............hmmmmmm......*looks at Hiei smirking*

Danielle: - -# Yugi, where's your bathroom? I'll get Hiei a towel.

Solomon: *barges in w/ a towel* HI Y'ALL! *jumps on Hiei's head and does a dance on it, the only think separating Hiei's head and Yugi's grandpa is the towel*

Everyone: O.O

Solomon: *sings* SAVE A HORSE, RIDE A COWBOY! *scampers off*

Danielle: Well... There's your towel.

Hiei: You think I want to USE this?!!? GROSS!

^^ End of chapter.

Disclaimer: Me and Danielle don't own anything….for now…::insert evil laughter::

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