Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ 10 things I hate about you Yu Yu Hakusho style ❯ Part 1 ( Chapter 1 )

Yu Yu Hakuso verson of 10 things i hate about you

AU(ALTERNATE REALITY) fic

BY- Lona D Hill

Yakiteko - DAY

Welcome to Yakiteko High School,, your typical urban-suburban

high school in Tokyo,japan. Smarties, Skids, Preppies,

Granolas. Loners, Lovers, the In and the Out Crowd rub sleep

out of their eyes and head for the main building.

YAKITEKO HIGH PARKING LOT - DAY

HIEI YUME, eighteen, hot -- but trying hard not to be

in a black outfit , balances a cup of

coffee and a backpack as he climbs out of his battered,

baby blue '75 Dodge Dart.

A stray SKATEBOARD clips him, causing him to stumble and

spill his coffee, as well as the contents of his backpack.

The young RIDER dashes over to help, trembling when he sees

who his board has hit.

RIDER

Hey -- sorry.

Cowering in fear, he attempts to scoop up his scattered

belongings.

HIEI

Leave it

He persists.

HIEI (continuing)

I said, leave it!

he grabs his skateboard and uses it to SHOVE him against a

car, skateboard tip to his throat. He whimpers pitifully

and he lets him go. A path clears for him as he marches

through a pack of fearful students and SLAMS open the door,

entering school.

INT. GIRLS' ROOM - DAY

YUKINA YUME, a beautiful sophomore, stands facing the

mirror, applying lipstick. Her less extraordinary, but

still cute friend, KAYKO stands next to her.

YUKINA

Did you change your hair?

KAYKO

No.

YUKINA

You might wanna think about it

Leave the girls' room and enter the hallway.

HALLWAY - DAY- CONTINUOUS

YUKINA is immediately greeted by an admiring crowd, both

boys

and girls alike.

BOY

(adoring)

Hey, yukina.

GIRL

Awesome shoes.

The greetings continue as Kayko remains wordless and

unaddressed by her side. Yukina smiles proudly,

acknowledging her fans.

GUIDANCE COUNSELOR'S OFFICE - DAY

KUWABARA KAZUMA, a clean-cut, easy-going senior with an open,

farm-boy face, sits facing Miss Yuki, an impossibly cheery

guidance counselor.

MISS YUKI

I'm sure you won't find Yakiteko any

different than your old school. Same

little asswipe mother-fuckers

everywhere.

Her plastic smile never leaves her face. kuwabara fidgets in

his chair uncomfortably.

MISS YUKI

(continuing)

Any questions?

KUWABARA

I don't think so, ma'am

MISS YUKI

Then go forth. Scoot I've got

deviants to see.

Kuwabara rises to leave and makes eye contact with YOKO KURAMA, a sullen-looking bad ass senior who waits outside Ms

Yuki's door. His slouch and smirk let us know how cool he

is.

Miss yuki looks down at her file and up at Patrick

MISS YUKI

(continuing)

Yoko Kurama. I see we're making our

visits a weekly ritual.

She gives him a withering glance. He answers with a charming

smile.

KURAMA

I missed you.

MISS YUKI

It says here you exposed yourself to a

group of freshmen girls.

KURAMA

It was a bratwurst. I was eating

lunch.

MISS YUKI

With the teeth of your zipper?

She motions for kurama to enter her office and Kuwabara

shuffles out the door, bumping into BOTAN, a lanky,

brainy senior who will either end up a politician or game

show host.

BOTAN

You the new guy?

KUWABARA

So they tell me...

BOTAN

C'mon. I'm supposed to give you the

tour.

They head out of the office

BOTAN

(continuing)

So -- which Dakota you from?

KUWABARA

North, actually. How'd you ?

BOTAN

I was kidding. People actually live

there?

KUWABARA

Yeah. A couple. We're outnumbered by

the cows, though.

BOTAN

How many people were in your old

school?

KUWABARA

Thirty-two.

BOTAN

Get out!

KUWABARA

How many people go here?

BOTAN

Couple thousand. Most of them evil

INT. HALLWAY - DAY- CONTINUOUS

Prom posters adorn the wall. Botan steers Kuwabara through

the crowd as he points to various cliques.

BOTAN

We've got your basic beautiful people.

Unless they talk to you first, don't

bother.

The beautiful people pass, in full jock/cheerleader

splendor.

BOTAN

(continuing)

Those 're your cowboys.

Several Stetson-wearing, big belt buckle. Wrangler guys

walk by.

KUWABARA

That I'm used to.

BOTAN

Yeah, but these guys have never seen a

horse. They just jack off to Clint

Eastwood.

They pass an espresso cart with a group of teens huddled

around it.

BOTAN

(continuing)

To the right, we have the Coffee Kids.

Very edgy. Don't make any sudden

movements around them.

EXT. SCHOOL COURTYARD - DAY

Botan continues the tour

BOTAN

And these delusionals are the White

Rastae.

Several white boys in dreadlocks and Jamaican knit berets

lounge on the grass. A cloud of pot smoke hovers above them

BOTAN

(continuing)

Big Marley fans. Think they're black.

Semi-political, but mostly, they watch a

lot of Wild Kingdom, if you know what I

mean.

Botan waves to JURI, the one with the longest dreads.

BOTAN

(continuing)

juri - save some for after lunch, bub?

JURI

(very stoned)

Botan, my sister, peace

Kuwabara turns to follow Kuwabara as they walk into the

cafeteria.

KUWABARA

So where do you fit in all this?

INT. CAFETERIA - DAY - CONTINUOUS

Loud music and loud students. Botan sits with a group of

studious-looking teens.

BOTAN

Future MBAs- We're all Ivy League,

already accepted. Someday I'll be

sipping Merlot while those guys --

He points to the table of jocks, as they torture various

passers-by.

BOTAN

(continuing)

are fixing my Saab. Bingo greed is

back, my friend.

She points proudly to the ALIGATER on her shirt.

kuwabara stops listening as YUKINA walks by, and we go SLOW

MO. Pure and perfect, she passes Kuwabara and Botan

without a look.

Kuwabara is smitten

KUWABARA

That girl -- I --

BOTAN

You burn, you pine, you perish?

KUWABARA

Who is she?

BOTAN

Yukina Yume. Sophomore. Don't

even think about it

KUWABARA

Why not?

BOTAN

I could start with your haircut, but it

doesn't matter. She's not allowed to

date until her older brother does. And

that's an impossibility.

ENGLISH CLASS - DAY

A room full of bored seniors doodle and scare off into space

MS. GENKAI, the one-step-away-from-medication English

Teacher, tries to remember what she's talking about.

MRS. GENKAI

Well, then. Oh, yes. I guess that

does it for our analysis of The Old Man

and the Sea. Any other comments?

(with dread)

Hiei?

Hiei, the boy we saw as we entered the school, slowly takes

off His arm bandage and speaks up.

HIEI

Why didn't we just read the Hardy Boys?

MRS. GENKAI

I'm sorry?

HIEI

This book is about a guy and his

fishing habit. Not exactly a crucial

topic.

The other students roll their eyes.

HIEI

(continuing)

Frankly, I'm baffled as to why we still

revere Hemingway. He was an abusive,

alcoholic misogynist who had a lot of

cats.

YUSUKE URAMESHI, a well-muscled jock with great cheekbones,

makes fun of him from his row.

YUSUKE

As opposed to a bitter self-righteous

hag who has no friends?

A few giggles. Hiei ignores him. A practiced gesture

MRS. GENKAI

That's enough, Mr. Urameshi.

Really gets fired up now

HIEI

I guess the school board thinks because

Hemingway's male and an asshole, he's

worthy of our time

He looks up at Ms. GENKAI, who is now fighting with her

pill box.

HIEI

(continuing)

What about Colette? Charlotte Bronte?

Simone de Beauvoir?

Kurama, lounging in his seat in the back row, elbows a

crusty-looking crony, identified by the name YOMI,

embroidered on his workshirt.

KURAMA

Mother Goose?

The class titters. Hiei wears an expression of intolerance

INT. GUIDANCE COUNSELOR'S OFFICE - DAY

Hiei now sits before Miss Yuki.

MISS YUKI

Hiei Yume. My, my. You've

been terrorizing Ms. Genkai again.

HIEI

Expressing my opinion is not a

terrorist action.

MISS YUKI

Well, yes, compared to your other

choices of expression this year, today's

events are quite mild. By the way,

Karasu Yaki's gonad retrieval operation

went quite well, in case you're

interested.

HIEI

I still maintain that he kicked himself

in the balls. I was merely a spectator.

MISS YUKI

The point is Hiei -- people perceive you

as somewhat ...

Hiei smiles at her, daring her to say it.

HIEI

Tempestuous?

MISS Yuki

No ... I believe "heinous bitch" is the

term used most often.

She grimaces, as if she's referring to a medical condition.

MISS YUKI

(continuing)

You might want to work on that

Hiei rises from his chair with a plastic smile matching the

counselor's.

HIEI

As always, thank you for your excellent

guidance.

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