Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ A Christmas Eve to Remember ❯ Merry Christmas Kurama! ( One-Shot )

A Christmas Eve To Remember

By Matoko Shizaki and special help from Insane Alice

Disclaimer: FUNimation owns YYH.

Notes: Yes, we were "drunk" when we thought this one up. Just that talking to RPG gay Hiei's, playing drunk animal games and lots of soda does that to you. Someone get us designated drivers!

Notes to Psycho_Kittle: TINY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Kurama taped the banner in his front hall and then climbed down the ladder. He had on his jeans and a bright red sweater. "Are you sure this is a good idea Kurama?" Botan asked while helping him put the ladder back in the closet. Botan, as usual, was dressed in a happy colored costume, this time in a short red skirt and a blouse to match. On her head was a Santa hat. Kurama sighed. "Well, I figured since my mom is out of town we could have the party here. Oh, by the way, can you read this off to me?" The red haired youkai handed Botan a sheet of paper that he had pulled out of the pocket of his jeans. Botan glanced at it and read it off… reluctantly.

"Food?"

"Check!"

"Soda?"

"Check."

"Noise makers?"

"Check."

Botan glared at Kurama in disbelief. "Booze?!" Kurama sweat dropped. "What's a good party without beer?" Botan face faulted and recovered just as the doorbell rang. Kurama straightened out his sweater and answered the door. Yusuke was standing on the doormat in the snow, Kuwabara standing behind him. "What's that?" Kurama asked pointing to the sack Kuwabara had thrown over his shoulder. Yusuke and Kuwabara came in out of the cold, barely containing their laughter.

Kuwabara was dressed in his usual school uniform of bright blue but with a scarf and mittens on that he removed and shoved into his leather jacket pocket. Yusuke had on his long sleeve white shirt and jeans, his green and orange jacket on over it. Both were biting their lips and trying to keep a straight face.

The brash red haired ningen sat the bundle onto the carpet and carefully undid the string at the top. A furious Hiei shoved his head out of the sack, his mouth foaming. "He wouldn't come so we made him!" Yusuke said between roaring bursts of laughter. Hiei was dressed in an elf outfit, a big red and green bow in his pointy black hair. A ridiculous green jumpsuit with red suspenders was covering his black robes. Around his neck was a rope with bells on it. Botan gasped. "He's so cute that way!" Kurama face faulted. "Here, just one thing boys…" Kuwabara crossed his arms. "What Botan?" Botan turned around and scribbled something on a piece of paper. Then she taped the sign reading: "Santa's LITTLE Helper" to Hiei's front.

The outraged fire demon broke free from the ropes binding his arms and legs and sprang at Botan with a vicious snarl. "I'll kill you!" he cried. But the demon didn't get his chance for revenge because of Botan's oar meeting his head. Kurama chuckled as Hiei recovered. "I have to admit Hiei, the colors green and red do suit you." Hiei ripped the costume off revealing his black robes underneath. "I hate you…" Hiei muttered. Yusuke, meanwhile, was rummaging through the rest of the sack. He pulled out several presents and threw them aside. "Yusuke! That's not good! You'll break my present to Yukina!" Kuwabara cried. Yusuke rolled his eyes. "There's something more important in here than that." "What?" Kuwabara asked in his usually confused way. Yusuke pulled something out and held it above his head. "The beer of course!" Everyone facefaulted just as the doorbell rang again.

Yusuke answered the door only to reveal Yukina and Keiko standing on the doorstep. Yukina was dressed in a blue pleated skirt and a short-sleeved blouse on. Her coat was slung over her arm but she still had on her white mittens and scarf. Keiko was dressed very similar but in a red skirt reaching to her ankles.

"Yukina!" Kuwabara said cheerfully as he pushed Yusuke out of the way of the door. Yukina blushed deeply and Keiko helped Yusuke up again. "You'll get yours Kuwabara!" Yusuke muttered while rubbing the huge bump on his head. However, his tall friend was ignoring him while talking with Yukina. Keiko scowled at how the two were flirting so shamelessly but then she turned to Yusuke. "So, is everyone here?" Kurama asked. Hiei grunted from where he was on the couch guzzling sake (Japanese liquor) as fast as he could. "Hiei! You shouldn't do that!" Kurama cried as he snatched the bottle from him. Hiei groaned. "C'mon Kurama, you know just as well as I do that we won't survive this night without alcohol." Kurama rolled his eyes and took a deep swig from the bottle he had taken from Hiei. "When you're right, you're right."

After an hour of talking and eating (not to mention drinking…), everyone sat down around the Christmas tree to open presents. Thank goodness that no one was drunk yet. Botan was high on soda but that was it. Anyhow, like I said, they were opening presents. Botan was the first one to hand someone a present. That person was Yusuke. "Thanks Botan." Yusuke said. He pulled off the chibi bunny wrapping paper and opened the box. "What's this?" Yusuke asked pulling a skimpy bunny costume out of the box. "Your present! I'm going to put it on for you!" Botan replied, a little tipsy. She began to remove the sweater she had put on when Kurama pulled it back down. "No, that's ok Botan. Really…" As soon as the present opening resumed, Kurama muttered, "Note to self: Never give Botan sugar…" Keiko picked up a present for her and shook it. "Oh, it's from Yusuke!" The girl opened it and pulled out a pair of underwear. "Yusuke you perv!" The raven-haired ningen was sent tumbling across the rug with one powerful slap from Keiko. Yukina sweat dropped and said, "Look, I think they're flirting! How romantic." As Kurama opened a present, Kuwabara handed Yukina a bottle of sake. "What's this for?" she asked taking the bottle. "Come on and drink Yukina! Everyone else is." Yukina frowned. "I'll get sick." Kuwabara smiled, the red drunk look on his face fading for a second. "Trust me, you'll like it." "Well, if you say so!" Yukina said. She took a huge sip and then smiled, a little tipsy. "That was good."

Suddenly, Hiei smiled drunkenly and grabbed Kurama. "Merry Christmas Kurama!" Before Kurama could speak a word of protest, Hiei kissed him deeply, pinning him to the wall. Kurama tried to scream for help but his cries were only muffled. Hiei continued and everyone looked over. Kurama suddenly whipped a sign out from behind his back and waved it above his head. "Help me!" it read. There was silence and then roaring cheers from the others. "Go Hiei!" They cried. Kurama sweat dropped.

Presents were finally finished and everyone was sitting in the living room. Kuwabara and Yukina sat on the floor talking and laughing. Yusuke, meanwhile, was talking to Keiko and Kurama sat on the couch next to Hiei (who was still clinging to him). "Hey, Keiko, you don't look so good." Yusuke said. "I'm fine…" Keiko replied with a drunken slur. Suddenly, Keiko passed out and fell forward against Yusuke. "Wow! Keiko, you've had too much to drink!" Yusuke cried. "Hiya Yusuke!" Yusuke fell forward, still holding onto Keiko as Botan jumped onto his back. Yusuke's face landed right in Keiko's boobs. "Aw man! If Keiko finds out she's going to kill me!" Yusuke muttered. Botan placed her finger by her mouth (note that she's drunk!) "Oops! Did I do that?" Yusuke shoved Botan off of him and rolled off of the fainted Keiko. "What the hell was that Botan?" Yusuke asked. Botan smiled drunkenly and removed her sweater. "A surprise. And this is another one." Botan knelt above Yusuke with a sly smile. Yusuke braced himself but at the last minute, Botan collapsed on top of him with a chuckle. "I must be tired." She mumbled.

Yukina blinked as she watched Botan and Yusuke. The alcohol starting to affect her, she pushed Kuwabara onto his back on the floor. "Yukina, what are you doing?" Kuwabara stammered. Yukina smiled and knelt over Kuwabara. "Giving you a Christmas surprise." As much as Kuwabara liked Yukina, he wasn't too keen on her `surprise'. Yukina was just about to kiss him when she passed out on top of him.

Kurama dropped his sign seeing that the others were too busy to help him with his situation and dragged himself and Hiei off of the couch and over to the closet in the hall. After rummaging around a little, Kurama found something that he would from that point on cherish: a crowbar. Kurama placed the bent part in between himself and Hiei and pushed as hard as he could. Hiei came off with a snap and Kurama ran up the stairs and locked himself in his room. Hiei studied the shirt he had ripped off of Kurama that was still in his hand. "Aw shit!" he muttered.

Kuwabara stood anxiously under the doorframe where mistel toe was hung. "Oh please let Yukina wake up and kiss me!" he mumbled. Suddenly, Hiei ran through the doorway and looked up. "Oh, mistel toe." He said drunkenly. With a smile, he jumped at Kuwabara, frenching him, and then let go. Kuwabara stood there, stunned. There was a click and Kuwabara looked over to see Yukina. She was awake and had a camera in her hands. "Wow! What a cute picture! It's even worst that now my brother is hitting on my boyfriend." She said. "Brother?" Kuwabara squeaked. He fell over in a dead faint. "Oh dear…" Yukina muttered.

Kurama came down the stairs the next morning, the crowbar clenched tight in his fist. Strangely, not a sound came from the living room. Kurama poked his head in and looked. Botan lay on the floor, half on top of Yusuke. Kuwabara and Yukina were curled up on the couch together and Keiko was where Yusuke had left her. Hiei was curled up on the couch, Kurama's torn shirt clutched in his fist like a safety blanket. Kurama sweat dropped. "Oh hey Kurama, you're up?" Yusuke asked sitting up. The others stirred and awoke too. "Hey Hiei, guess what you did last night?" Yukina asked. Hiei shrugged. "What?" Yukina pulled a picture out of her pocket, one she had taken last night. "This." It was a picture of when Hiei had frenched Kuwabara. "And guess what else?" Yukina asked even though her brother was stunned as it was. "You tried to seduce Kurama!" Hiei realized the shirt in his hand and made a mad dash for the bathroom to throw up. "I'm not that sick. You're the gay one Hiei!" Kuwabara yelled after the fire demon. Yukina stood showing Keiko and Botan the other photos and Kurama dropped to the couch. "I am NEVER having another Christmas Party again…"