Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ A Midsummer Nights Dream: YuYu Hakusho Style ❯ Act 4 Scene 1 ( Chapter 8 )

Scene 1

 

 

 

In the same clearing not to fare form were the lovers were sleeping Keiko came in followed by Shishi and her fairy servants and the laid a bed of flowers down for them.

“Come sit down on this flower bed while I brush your hair, and kiss your large ears” said Keiko like a school girl out on a date, As she was doing this Shishi called for one of her fairy servants.

“Were is Suzuku?” asked Shishi

“Ready” said Suzuku

“Scratch my head, were is mistress Genkai?” asked Shishi as Suzuku was scratching his head with a discussed look on his face.

“Ready” said Genkai

“Genkai ready your weapons and go get me a honeycomb from the hive that has the sweetest honey, and be careful not to damage the honey comb, Now were is Kuronue?” asked Shishi looking at the fairies

“Ready” said Kuronue

“Now, Now Kuronue we men shake hands” said Shishi, but instead of shake Kuronue bowed to Shishi “Now you don't have to bow for me” said Shishi trying to sound modest

“Well do you want anything for me to do for you?” asked Kuronue

Now Genkai came back from getting her weapons and was about to go off when she heard Shishi say “No, but you can help Genkai to scratch my head” Genkai got really irritated and dropped her weapons and went over to him and began to scratch. Shishi then felt his chin (He still doesn't know that he has an asses head) “I must get to a barber quick, I must have forgotten to save this morning and when I forget it is a terrible thing to see” said Shishi assembly

“Would you like something to eat my love?” asked Keiko

“Could I get some hay I have had a craving for it all day, or some oats if you have any?” asked Shishi hopefully

“I'll have a fairy scote seal nuts from a squrall.” Said Keiko

“No, No I really want hay, but now I'm really tired I want to go to sleep now” said Shishi

“Of course, I will hold you in my arms, fairies go and do what ever the hell you want” said Keiko the 4 fairy's then left going on the various ways. “Oh love you like Ivy around a tree branch” said Keiko and she fell asleep to. They were like that for ten minutes till Yusuke and Jin came back to the clearing and saw them they both started laughing there asses off.

“Wow your were right this is funny as shit, she is completely in love with this idiot, When you were doing your job I found her giving fragrant flowers to that moron, so I scolded her that she should never make me made me mad, she then begged me to stop this little charade, So then I asked for her Changeling boy and she happily gave him to me, and he is in my chambers in fairy land right now. Oh Jin you're going to have to take that asses head off of that man, and once that is removed he will remember nothing as if it were a dream, but first I'll release my fairy queen” said Yusuke with a smile. He then got out the phele he gave to Jin and put them on Keiko's eyelids and chanted

“Be you as you have always been;

See as you have always seen;

Chastity will win a heart, better than young cupid's dart”

 

Then he roared “Now Keiko awake, my sweet queen”

Keiko woke up and looked up and saw Yusuke and went to him and hugged him.

“Yusuke what a strange dream I have had, I dreamed I was in love with an ass” said Keiko curiously.

“You were in love with one” said Yusuke as he pointed down to Shishi “That's him” Keiko then got pissed and slapped Yusuke on the face a couple of times for putting a spell on her, but they eventually made up.

“I'm sorry I'm sorry” whined Yusuke then Keiko stopped chasing him around and Yusuke got serious “Now Jin remove that head of his, and Keiko summer some music to put these five in a death like sleep” said Yusuke

“Servants I need music that bewitches sleep” called Keiko then they heard soft light music start playing and Jin was removing the asses head he whispered to Shishi “When you wake up you will be a fool”

“Now that we are lovers again we shall bless Koenma's and Boton's wedding with good cheer” said Yusuke happily as he kissed Keiko

“Yusuke, attend the mark, I do hear the morning lark” said Jin nervously

“Then lets go back to fairy world since the night is now day” said Yusuke and he an Kekio went to leave. Keiko then said “Yusuke when we get home you and me need to spend some quality time together” she then winked to him. Yusuke then got a sly grin on his face and silently said “Yes” and then they returned home.

Later that morning around 8:00 Koenma, Boton, and Hiei entered with a few attendants ready to go fox hunting, but no one could find the gamekeeper or the horses.
“Will some on please find the gamekeeper, is it that hard to find the gamekeeper, I sort of need hounds to go fox hunting.” He then turned to one of the attendants and said “Hurry go find him, get my imported Spartan hounds down here now” yelled Koenma

“Oh Koenma, I've seen Spartan hounds before on one of my travels to Greece, they were very cute” said Boton

“Yes, But my dogs are why better then the ones you saw probably,” said Koenma proudly. Then Koenma noticed Kurama, Kuwabara, Yukina, Shizuru, and Shishi, though he didn't pay to much attention to him though “Hey who are these people asleep?” Hiei then went over and inspected them and said
“My lord, this is my daughter (Pointing to Yukina) sleeping here, this Kuwabara, this Kurama, and this Shizuru, I'm fucking surprised to see them together.”

“Well they must be here to Celebrate the first day of summer, and hearing of our hunt came to celebrate with us.” Said Koenma then he remembered something “Hiei is it the day that Yukina makes her decision?”

“It is my lord” said Hiei

“Well then wake them up” said Koenma

Then Hiei took out a horn and blew it really load and woke the four lovers up, And Koenma said “Good morning friends on this fine day”

“It is, my lord” said Kuwabara stupidly

“Yes it is baka” said Hiei Koenma just glared at him and said

“Please rise,” then he turned to Kurama and Kuwabara “I know you two are enemy's yet today you act more like friends for you two sleep side by side without killing each other I'm very amazed”

“My lord, I'm just as surprised as you are, I'm trying to remember what happen last night it seems like a blur. I remember I cam here with Yukina. Our Indentation was to go to Kyoto and marry-” said Kuwabara but he was cut short by Hiei Yelling
“What My lord I beg the Law upon his head. They would have run away, and Kurama have taken you wife away” said Hiei. Kurama then step forward and said “My lord, Shizuru told me of there flight to the woods and I followed them in anger, and Shizuru followed me out of love, but being the little bastard I was I pushed her away, but now my love for Yukina has melted like snow and now I must say my heart belongs only for Shizuru” and he then kissed Shizuru with a lot of passion.

“That's so beautiful, I'll hear the rest of you story later” said Koenma. He then turned to Hiei “Hiei I over rule your wishes, and we will all go to the temple and marry each other” said Koemna Then He and everyone else left for the temple, except the lovers and Shishi just sleep.

“This all seems like a dream” said Kurama

“I think I'm seeing things out of focus. Everything looks double” said Yukina rubbing her tired eyes

“Me too, I feel as if I'm still sleeping” said Shizuru

“I think we are awake, I think we are still asleep did you see the Prince, and tell us to follow him” said Kurama

Then Kurama went up the Kuwabara and pinched him. He screamed like a girl.

“Were awake and we did see the Prince” said Kurama

“And my father” said Yukina

“And Boton” said Shizuru

“And he told us to flow him to the temple” said Kuwabara

“Well then lets get our asses to the temple and get married” said Kurama and he grabbed Shizuru by the arm and lead way, and Kuwabara did the same thing to Yukina, and they left. After and hour Shishi began to wake up.

“When is my cue, when is my cue” he shouted and he realized he woke up “Hello, Touya, Sazka, Yoko, Rinku, Chuu goodness they must of left me here to sleep. I've had the most intresting dream, beyond any mans comprehension. I can't describe it. I'll get Touya to write it and I'll sing it at the end of the play to night.” Said Shishi and he left to find the play actors.