Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ A Midsummer Nights Dream: YuYu Hakusho Style ❯ Act 5 scene 1 ( Chapter 10 )

 

 

Scene 1

 

In the place Koenma and Botan were talking about the lover's story.

“Koenma do you really think that happen?” asked Botan

“Of coarse not, I can't believe it this, it's there over active imagination.” Said Koenma with a laugh

“The consistency of their story of the night's events, plus the fact that they were all deluded at the same time, suggest there's more to it than mere make- believe. It all adds up to a convincing story, albeit supernatural and astonishing” said Botan Then the lovers entered the room and Koenma said with a smile

“Look here come, all happy and in high spirts. Dear friend's happiness and love be in your hearts for evermore!

“Yes we are pleased to be with the same room as you on our wedding day” said Kuwabara

With that said they all went to the theater room for entertainment.

“I'm so board I need some theater, were is that play that is supposed to be preformed today on my wedding day, Murkuro.” said Koemna and Murkuro came forward.

“Here mighty Koenma” said Murkuro

“Were are completely board tell us about the play we are going to see tonight?” asked Koenma

“Here is the summey of the play” said Murkuro as she handed him a scroll.

“Hm, A long, short play of Pyramus and his lover Thisbe: Very tragical comedy. Comical tragedy? What the hell. Long and short. That's like hot ice and warm snow. How shall we follow the senses of this nonsense.” Said Koenma

“Yeah I know, I saw a bit and it consisted of ten words, which is short, as I've seen a play, but in ten words it is to long, I must admit it brought tears to my eyes-but never did a fit of loud laughter produce more merry tears!

“Who's putting it on?” asked Koenma

“Workers in Tokyo, who never did anything intellectual before, but who've forced their rusty brains to memorize this play to celebrate your wedding.” Said Murkuro

“We'll see it” said Koenma

“No, my noble lord, it's not for you. I've listened through it all, and it's useless- unless you can find amusement in their efforts to do you some service. They've worked hard and memorized their parts with much suffering.” Said Murkruo pleadingly

“No, No, we will see this play, go bring them in, Ladies and Gentelmen take you seats” said Koenma as he took his seat and so did the lovers, and Murkruo went to go get the players.

“Oh Koenma I don't want to see this, if it's preformed by men overstretching themselves.” whined Boton

“Why, my gentle sweetheart, you won't see any such thing.” Said Koenma

“But she said they had they have no talent” said Boton

“All the kinder to thank them for nothing” said Koenma

With Murkuro she was on her way to the back stage to tell them that they should go on, but they were having a problem Touya had gotten really nervous and drank a six pack and was now rip roarly drunk.

“OH no he's drunk” said Suzuki

“What are we going to do now” said Rinku Touya then began to spew crap about the voices in his head. Then Murkuro came in and said

“Your need on stage” and she left

“Oh no he's to drunk to have him say the prologue” said Yoko

“Then I'll do it” said Shishi

“No” yelled everyone in unison

“Fine” Said Shishi

“I guess he will just have to go on” Said Chuu

“I guess your right” said Rinku and they left for the stage

In the room were everyone was waiting to see the play Murkuro had just entered and said

“My lord the Prologue is here”

“Send him in” said Koenma “OH come her Murkuro” and she went to him

Koenma then whispered “If this sucks you're fired” Murkuro gulped and prayed she wouldn't lose her job because of these louse actors.

Touya was pushed on stage and began to stager and said in a most slurred way

“If I Offend you oh well you probably deserve it, because were here to show our skill not go by the rules of this damn court, were here to Delight you with action and blood”

“Holy shit is this guy drunk because he kept slurring his lines so you could barely understand him” said Kuwabara

“Indeed- I really do think he is drunk” said Boton discussed “He's speech was like a tangled chain, everything was mixed up, who's next” shouted Koenma

A trupet then sounded and everyone came on stage to be introduced. Shishi dressed as Pyramus was wearing a cape, a samurai sword and gladiator helmet on. Suzuki was were a really ugly dress with fake DD breasts, and had over done make up, also a not to happy look on. Yoko had a card board painted like a wall. Rinku had a bunch of twig tiyed to a leg and held a lantern. Chuu was dressed as a lion. Touya then continued with the prologue.

“You may wonder what this play is about it is about two lover that cannot see each other. Now I'll introduce the charters.” Touya continued to Slurr

“This fine man (pointing to Shishi) Is going to play Pyramus, This man is going to play Thisbe” Then Touya burst out laughing Then he said while still laughing “This man is going to play a wall, And this man with play moonshine, and lastly this man will play the loin of our play, OOO scary” said Touya and then he promptly passed out. They all exited and they had to drag Touya off stage. Yoko then stayed on stage.

“I wonder if the lion is going to have any lines?” asked Koenma

“It would hardly be surprising my lord. A lion can speak if so many asses can.” Scoffed Kurama

Then Yoko began to speak

“In this play I will play the wall were the two lovers meet that had a hole or chink” he then held his hand in a V sigh “Through which the lovers, Pyramus and Thisbe, would whisper often, secretly. This clay, this plaster and this stone are proof that I am the same wall, and that's the truth and this the cranny is, formed by my finger though which the frightened lovers are to whisper.” Yoko then got into position.

“Could Lime and horsehair speak better?” asked Koenma

“It's the most intelligent dividing wall I ever heard hold forth, my lord.” Laughed Kurama

Shishi then entered as Pyramus

“Quit Pyramus approaches the wall. Sillence!” said Hiei annoyed that everyone was talking.

Then Shishi said his first line over dramatically

“Oh, grim look'd night! Oh, night with hue so black! Oh, night, which always is when day, is not! Oh night, Oh night Alack, Alack, Alack, I fear my Thisbe's promise is forgotten! And you (speaking to the wall) Oh- wall, oh sweet, oh lovely wall, that stands between her father's land and mine, you wall, Oh wall- oh sweet and lovely wall, show me your chink, to blink thought with my eye”

Yoko holds out the V sigh between Shishis Eyes.

“Thanks, courteous wall. Jove guard you well for this! But what see I! No thisbe do I see. OH wicked wall, through whom I see no bliss, cursed by your stones for thus deceiving me!” said Shishi Over dramatic again

Back in the Audience Koenma “If I was the wall I would call him an idiot” Shishi then stepped out of charter to answer the last comment

“No, he shouldn't `Deceiving me' is Thisbe's cue. She will enter now, and I am to spy her through the wall. You will see it now” Everyone just looked at him wired.

Suzuki Then entered and spoke in a high voice

“Oh, wall you've often heard my moans for separating Pyramus and me. My cherry lips have often kissed your stones; your stones, with lime and hair bound up in thee. Shishi then heard this line and spoke

“I hear a voice. I'll go now to the chink to see if I can hear my Thisbe's voice.” Then they both went to the man made chink

“My love! You are my love, I think” said Suzuki

“Think what you like, I am your love, and like Limander I am faithful still.” Said Shishi

“And I like Helen, till the fates kill me” said Suzuki

“Not Shafalus to Procrus was so ture” said Shishi

“AS Shafalus to Procus, I to you.” Said Suzuki

“Oh kiss me thought this Chink” said Shishi and They kiss really quick and when they finished they turned to the side and gagged really loudly and made the Audience creak up.

“I kiss the wall's hole, but not your lips at all” said Suzuki disgusted still

“ Will you a Ninny's tomb meet me” said Shishi

“Yes I will go with out delay.” Said Suzuki and they both left the stage. Yoko then said

“Thus Have I, as the wall, performed my part. So having don the wall can now depart.” And he existed the stage.

In the Audience waiting for the next scene was talking.

“The moon is to come between the lovers” said Koenma

“Yeah I'm pretty sure, my lord” said Kurama

“This is the silliest stuff I ever heard!” exclaimed Boton

“Even the best actors are only shamming, so the worst can't be any worse, if aided by the imagination” Said Koenma

“It must by your fucked up Imagination then, not theirs!” said Boton

“Oh real funny” said Koenma

Then the next Scene began and Rinku a Chuu entered and Chuu stepped forward and began to say

“You ladies, whoses gentle hearts fear all scary things that could kill you; I'm here to tell you that I'm not a lion but Chuu the joiner”

In the Audience more comments

“A very gentle beast, with a tender conscience” said Koenma

“The Beastiest actor I ever saw, my lord” said Kurama

“This Loin has the courage of a fox” said Kuwabara

“True, and as much caution as a bird” said Koenma

“that is not so my lord, his courage can't over come his caution, but a fox can overcome a bird” said Kurama

“True, to true Alright lets see what moonshine has to say” said Koenma

Then Rinku stepped forward and said

“This lantern represents the crescent moon, and I'm the man in the moon.”

“This is the greatest error of them all. The man should be inside the lantern. How else can he be the man in the moon?” said Koenma

“He isn't because of the candle. It's smoking.” Said Kurama

“I'm fed up with this moon. I wish it would change” said Boton in a board matter.

“Judging by his dimness, he's on the wane, but in all fairness of commonsense, we must sit this one out” said Koenma

“Proceed, Moon” said Kuwabara

Rinku was now mad that people were talking wile he was trying to talk.

“All I have to say is that this lantern is the moon. I'm the man in the moon and this thorn bush this my thorn bush, so up yours” he said

Everyone gasped by this sudden out burst.

“Damn that took guts to say” said Kurama

Suzuki returned with a mantel and said

“This is Ninny's tomb. Where is my love” Then Chuu jumped out and Roared “ROAR- R-R-R”

Suzuki dropped the mantle and ran off stage. In the audience

“Well roar lion!” aploeded Kurama

“Well run Thisbe” exclaimed Koenma

“Well shone moon, truly, the moon shines very gracefully.” Said Boton and Rinku beamed at her.

Chuu takes the Mantal and begains to rip it up.

“Well moused, Lion” said Koenma

Shishi then returned to the stage

“Then Pyramus came” said Kurama dully

“So the Lion ran away” said Kuwabara dully also

“Thank you moon for your Sunny beams” he stared to say when he and Rinku stepped in senke with each other. Shishi then got really pissed “Get out of my way” he yelled and he pushed Rinku to the ground

“now were was I” he mumbeled “Oh yes…I tahnk you, moon for shining now so bright, for by your gracious, golden, glittering, gleams, I hope of faithful Thisbe to catch sight.” Then Shishi noticed the ripped up mantle on the ground and got dramatic

“But stay! Oh spite! But mark, poor knight, what dreadful woe is here! Eyes do you see? How can it be? Oh dainty duck! Oh, dear! Your mantle good-” Shishi then sniffed the Mantle and went Yuck “What, stained with blood? Approach, you furies fell Oh, fates! Come, Come” Cut thread and thrum. Quail, crush, conclude and quell” said Shishi over dramatically

“What is this guy's problem, I can't understand him at all” said Koenma confused

“Curse my heart, but I pity the man!” sobbed Boton

Shishi then continued with his line

“Oh, why, nature, did you lions frame, since lion vile has here destroyed my dear? Which is- no, no, which was- the fairest dame that lived, that loved, that liked, that looked with cheer.

Come tears, confound! Out sword and wound the breast of Pyramus” said Shishi as he took he's sword out and put it above his heart. He then fake stabs himself

“Now I am dead; Now I am fled, my soul is in the sky, tongue, lose your sight, moon, take your flight!” shouted Shishi at Rinku. Rinku just shook his head “Now Die, Die, Die, Die, Die” yelled Shishi and he promptly died

“He got the lowest score of a creative death” said Kurama

“Yeah I agree” said Kuwabara

“With the help of a doctor he might still recover and be and ass.” Satiated Koenma

“Why did moon shine leave before Thisbe came back?” asked Boton confused

Then Suzuki came back out to look for her love.

“She'll find him in the light of the stars. Here she is, and her passionate speech will end the play. Said Koenma

“I hope she doesn't have a long speech I hate long speeches” said Boton

“It's a fine point as to whether Pyramaus or Thisbe is the better- he as a man, god preserve us, or she as a woman, God bless us” said Kurama

“She's noticed him already with those sweet eyes of hers” stated Kuwabara

“And she grieves' thusly_” started Kurama

Suzuki then noticed Shishi on the ground

“Asleep my love? What, dead, my dove? Oh, Pyramus, arise! Speak, speak. Quite dumb? Dead, dead? A tomb must cover your sweet eyes. These lily lips, this cherry nose, these yellow cowslip cheeks, are gone are gone! Lovers make moan; his eyes were green as leeks. Oh Sisters three, come, to me with hands as pale as milk; lay them in blood and then you could cut through his thread of silk. Tongue, not a word: come, trusty sword, come blade” said Suzuki as he took the sword from Shishi and said “My breast stab through.” She then fake stabbed her self “and ferewell friends Thus Thisbe ends- Farewell, farewell to you.” He said and He faked died.

“Moonshine and Lion are left to bury the dead.” Said Koenma

“Don't forget Wall” said Kurama

Shishi rose to his feet “No you are wrong the wall has been taken down and there fathers become friends” said Shishi Then the rest of the actors came out and bowed then they left the dragging Shishi yelling “Thank you, Thank you, You love me, you really love”

“Now that this play is over we must go to bed it is almost time for the fairy's to come bed all of us and let's make love to our women” said Koenma and everyone went to bed and they began to screw each other.

Jin then came into the dark main hall with a broom and said

“Now the hungry lion roar's, and the wolf howls at the moon while the screech-owl, screeching loud, when all the graves are gaping wide. I've been sent to sweep the dust from the door.”

Yusuke and Keiko then teleported into the room and are holding each others hand.
“Now go thought this house give glimmering light, around the dead and drowsy fire. Every one hop as light and bless this house.” Said Yusuke

“We will sing and bless this place, with our voices we will make the women of this house will be blessed with a child” said Keiko with a smile

“Go to Koenma's bed and bless his marriage bed, and make his all his daughters hot and beautiful and horny and will screw any guy they meet” said Yusuke. Keiko Eye's twitched and she smacked Yusuke upside the head. “Scratch that last comment, make them hot hell make all his children hot even his son's if he has on” said Yusuke “Now trip awayand don't delay; meet me all by break of day. Then they all left and Jin came forward and said

“If we Shadows have offended, think only this, all is mended: that you've only slumbered here while these visions die appear. And the weak and pointless them was nothing more then a dream. Gentle folk do not reprove; Pardon us, and we'll improve. And sure as I'm an honest Jin, should we have the special luck not to earn your scornful hiss we'll soon mend what's now amiss. Else Jin is a liar, so good night unto you all! Give me your hands if we be friends And Jin shall restore amends.” Jin then disappeared and the castle remained dark for the rest of the night.

 

The End