Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ A poem of Anime ❯ The poem ( Chapter 1 )

"I'm bored" is what Bob now cries

Until Jai pokes him square in the eyes

Whose is then smacked by Alume's annoyed hand

Then hits snickering Azural with a rubber band

Katie sits down and watches Amanda doze

And unconsciously wiggle her ten little toes

While Teale pretends to pay attention

Only to end up with a detention

Aki is outside in the grass

Mocking us and patting her ass

Until we all stare at her evilly in a glare

And she "Eeps" for the glare is too much for her to bare

The teacher is yapping and from what I assume

Bob's gonna kill him with the KIWI OF DOOM!!!

Kurama is smirking as he bugs Teale

But then is yanked by his neck when she yells heal

Amanda has a contest of staring

With Azural who is quite daring

To look back deep in her eyes

And to his surprise he loses thanks to the gang

Who distracted him from concentration

While Alume is reading from the "Book of Divination"

Learning inscriptions of the past

And how to finally be able to last

In this mans world which is hell

And ladies does that ring a bell???

Next we have Raisi whose battling with the ferret

Who was hitting on Aki and man Raisi can't bare it

This is my group, my family

And why I love it, I can't see! ^-^

Ben is trying to draw a man

While Taylor on the other hand

Is trying to get out of a situation that's dierish

Because in front of Amanda he dissed the Irish

Mike is wondering where his cell phone is

While Katie is creeping around

She's rummaging through his personal buiz

Being caught she knows is bound

June is playing a wonderful game

Of whack whack, poke poke, dig dig

And then Katie joins in and does the same

As they both do a little jig

The counselors a bitch for we all know

She is full of oddness from head to toe

She has no brain so she changes her mind

From helping to undoing Katie and Amanda's bind

I hate her, I hate her,

I hate her, so much

I hate her, I hate her,

Bob will eat her for lunch!

Anyways my bunch is full of happiness and cheer

We beat up eachother brutally till we give a tear

Don't I have such a lovidly group?

And boy do I hate CHICKEN NOODLE SOUP!!!

(I couldn't find another rhyme so give me a freakin break

you stupid ass mother... *WHACK* (Katie is knocked on the head by Bob)

Bob- I'll finish this part...

Cookies are so much fun

Because two is better than one

Cookies are so sweet ohh yum yum!

Cookies are better than you, so now I'm done ^-^

Horary!

Umm did that sound gay?

Shit I can't stop rhyming

With such perfect timing

Damn it, fuck, to hell

I'm cursed with the rhyming spell!

*WHACK* (Katie knocks Bob unconscious!)

Now for our futures to be told...... (Mystic fog)

Taylor is gonna be a new war master

And to get his army to Japan he yells "Damn you! Faster!"

While Dictator Katie stands at the lead bit

And whoever protests her ways, throats shall be slit

At her right side stands her Chief

Sir Bob the first the professional cookie thief!

And on her left stands Jai, the wolf with a tail of black fur

As Alume comes to him he consults with her

"Miss Alume, keeper of all things shiny...

Dictator Katie's slave is being quite whiny

She turns to the skinny ragged boy enraged

And starts to yell at him when engaged

"Stupid Nai, shut up you worthless slave

do not whine you must be brave!

You disgrace us with you smartening ways

So shut up or you won't see another day!"

Nai sniffles and snorts as he gets back to work

Scrubbing Katie's feet as she calls him an arrogant dork

Amanda takes off the very next day

On a mission with her sniperish skills and sniperish ways

Katie walks up to Teale her chief advisor

In a way to get her to help her incisor

The way she wants to kill all the people she hates

Teale smiles and sets up an important date

In which Katie will get Bob to kill the nations soon

With the almightily Kiwi of doom

And it's ally the mighty commander spoon

Ben, Michel, Brandon, and June will accompany Katie to the dinner

Then destroy the leaders of the world and prevail winner

She laughs, n smiles n giggles with glee

"There's no place `d rather be!"

Azural goes hunting for fish

Which ironically is his favorite dish

For he cooks it horribly over a flame

And points at another chef in blame

Wow my mind is a wonderful source of fun

What kinda world have I begun?

When Aki is world secretary

Damn nothing will ever be done.

Now what of Nai and Raisi?

Well Nai is going crazy

Because Raisi is torturing Nai

Poor Nai too bad you can't die!!!! ^-^

Littleton High is not able to contain

The new order that isn't mundane

We are two powerful, so our quest is never done

So I say now, we will concur you with a squirt gun!!!

We mean harm and we mean death

From your first day here to your last breath

We will stalk you so beware

Watch your back watch your hair

Katie will bite you to death with one fang

And Amanda, well your last memory will be a bang

Teale will haunt you like the ring

Alume will curse you when she sings

Jai will howl to the moon

For he will come for you soon

With Bob at his side

Who will cause an insane tide

Aki will meow like a cat

And replay the Grudge at that

Raisi will growl in the shadows

For where he is, no one knows

June will scare you with his tormented mind

Michael will be anything but kind

Ben will jump you when you lest expect it

Taylor will be ready in the dark, prepared to hit

As for Nai, umm he will be outta sight

Just keep scrubbing Katie's feet and sit tight ^-^

Hiei is having an amusing time at the moment

For e is conjuring a scheme that is quite potent

He plans to torture Nai and Kuwabara with a big BOOM

Of thousands and thousands of KIWIS OF DOOMS

(This is from Katie's demented mind as she sat in the padded cell rocking back and forth with everyone who was mentioned in this poem at her side.)