Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ A Simple Gift ❯ My Paradise ( Chapter 7 )

A/n: Hewwo everyone! *Sniff* Thank you all! I love reading your reviews.

 

Hiei: Onna what's wrong with you? The last time you cried is when Jencine gave you sweet snow and it melted...

 

Neko: ;___; SWEET SNOOOW!!!! How I have taken you for granted....

 

Jencine: It was your fault! No one told you to leave it in your backpack...

 

Neko: -Changing the subject- Has anyone here ever eaten a zebra?

 

Starry: O_O Zebra? A ZEBRA? You sicko!! Everyone knows you can't eat zebras. Without salt.

 

Jenice: Are you guys on drugs or something?

 

Jencine: Maybe...

 

Emily: Mommy, why would anyone want to eat a Zebra?

 

Neko: Uhhhhh because.... It's... fun. Yeah.... (Smooth)

 

Hiei: You girls know that you're all crazy right?

 

Jenice: So what's your point?

 

Hiei: ...

 

Neko: Oh and I need to tell the readers something kinda important! I know last chapter I said Hiei is 17, well I'm changing his age. He's gonna be alot older but you will find that out later.

 

Hiei: Exactly how old are you making me?

 

Neko: You'll see... old man... Now on with the story!

 

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"You want me to do WHAT?!!!" Yelled a blushing fire demon.

 

"You heard me! If you lose you have to cook me dinner in your boxers!" Neko said confused with his outburst. "Why are you mad? It's no big deal really. Well I don't think it is..."

 

"Why do you want me to cook half-naked?" Hiei said with his right eye twitching.

 

"Well last month when me and Jenice went out to eat at a human restaurant..."

 

--------Flashback--------

 

"Hey Neko come with me to the human world for a little while. I heard that they hired a really cute guy at the Cat Cafe (It was the only ramen place I could think of!) yesterday, I want to check him out and you know you want some ramen!" Jenice said convincingly.

 

"I dunno... I was gonna spend the day with Emily, but I suppose Starry can watch her for a bit." Neko said giving into the temptation for ramen.

 

"Don't worry we wont stay to long, I can only keep a human appearance for a half hour anyway." Jenice said changing into a more human appearance. She looked exactly the same except without the fox ears and tail and her claws.

 

Just like Jenice did, Neko changed into a more human appearance. Her pointy ears went to regular human ears and her claws got a bit shorter and her sleek black cat tail started to disappear. But she still had those tiny golden speckles in her mystery green eyes.

 

"Well let's go. I don't have all day you know." Neko said walking out of her house with Jenice following close behind her.

 

--------At The Cat Cafe--------

 

"Hey Neko, look I think that's him! Wow he really is hot! I wouldn't mind him serving me in our house..." Jenice said daydreaming what would that be like.

 

"Why are you picturing him in his boxers?" Neko said reading her thoughts.

 

"Uhm... I will tell you when you're older! Heh heh." Jenice said to Neko a bit surprised how naive she was.

 

"O...k... Well come on. I came her to eat ramen, not to ponder why you like seeing guys in rainbow boxers." Neko said with her stomach rumbling waking up to the guy at the counter to take her order.

 

--------End Of Flashback--------

 

"I still don't see what's the big deal with boys walking around in their boxers. Aren't they like shorts?" Neko said so innocently that it was kinda scary.

 

".... No comment...." Hiei said staring at Neko in amazement since he never met anyone as naive as his sister, Yukina. "Can't you make another bet?"

 

"Well.... My first idea was to make you perform for everybody. You would have to wear a pink tutu and sing "I'm a little-"

 

"I don't even want to hear the rest of that...." Hiei said glaring at her.

 

"Fine then your stuck with the first bet. Meet me back here at midnight. I will show you which realm you will go into. I will be finding a pair of boxers for ya!" Neko said smirking walking away from him. "I suggest you get some rest... your gonna need it" She said leaving a growling Hiei in the hallway. (Him growling is kinda sexy...)

 

--------Living Room--------

 

"Hey Neko we just finished showing the boys around the house, so I'm off to my lab to run a few tests. I'll see you at dinner if I finish." Starry said to a very happy Neko. "Why are you so happy?"

 

"Uhm no reason! I just made a bet with Hiei... I'm so evil! Buahahaha...." Neko said manically.

 

"Err your scaring me, but whatever you're up too, stop it now. I can tell by the look in your eyes that's its sick and twisted." Starry said starring at her best friend secretly plotting something evil.

 

"All right, it's your loss. Oh and one more thing, pick any random color and don't ask me why I'm asking you this. It will all make sense later." Neko said with an evil grin.

 

"Uhm ok I guess.... Black." Starry said still confused.

 

"That's perfect! It goes with him anyway... whoops said too much! Bye Star, see you at dinner tomorrow!" Neko said running off.

 

"I feel bad for the guys, whatever she's up to has definitely have to do with one of them..." Starry said heading towards her lab saying a silent prayer for each of the guys.

 

--------Jenice's Room--------

 

"Yo! Jenice I need you to do me a favor. I need a pair of black boxers. I made a bet with a bet with one of the guys and well... you'll see at dinner tomorrow... And get all those dirty thoughts out of your mind, I'm not doing any of those type of things" Neko said reading the girls mind.

 

"Riiiggghhht. Whatever you going to do with these must be good. Pick one. All black or do you want one with designs?" Jenice said opening her closet.

 

"Uhm these with the little red hearts on them are cute." Neko said picking up a pair of black boxers with little red hearts on them. "I will go with these. And don't make any plans for tomorrow night. You will hate yourself forever if you miss diner tomorrow." Neko said laughing all evil again.

 

"You're scaring me... Well cant you at least give me a clue to what your up too?" Jenice said really curious now.

 

"Fine I will give you a few clues. It involves Hiei, and something you thought of a month back.

 

"No fair! You know I can't remember that far back! Meanie..." Jenice said really curious to what Neko was up to. "Well everything in my mind is perverted anyway so... Oh I see... that's why you need boxers...” She said giving Neko a sly look.

 

"What?! No! I'm not doing anything like that!" Neko said reading Jenice's thoughts. "You sick perverted vixen... girl you need to get laid..." She told Jenice who was now laughing her self to tears on the floor. "Why don't you make yourself useful and watch Emily!"

 

"Fine... no need to get testy. Where is the little brat anyway?"

 

"In the garden trying to catch butterflies." Neko said walking towards the door. "Starry said she might not make it dinner tonight, so just warm up anything because I don't feel like cooking tonight. Just don't eat any of my ramen or I will chop off that fluffy little tail of yours." Neko said darkly to Jenice who was now holding on to her tail for dear life.

 

"Don't you have some evil plotting to do?!" Jenice said running to find Emily still holding on to her tail.

 

"Well better get some rest, pulling Hiei out of this realm will be one hell of a ride. But its worth it..." Neko said ignoring the bad feeling she was getting, but ignored it since she was late for her 6 hour nap.

 

--------Kurama's Room--------

 

"Kurama did anyone tell you anything about the different realms in this house?" Hiei said slightly edgy still thinking about the bet.

 

"Not really. Jencine did tell me that most of the realms are just a gap in space waiting for someone to come there and mold it into something." Kurama told Hiei who just got confused. "It's kind of like clay that never dries up. By itself it can't do anything but sit where it is. But when someone comes along and plays with that clay it of course changes into another form."

 

"Interesting... I wonder how you 'mold' these realms." Hiei pondered.

 

"I'm not sure. Why don't you ask Neko or Starry? Those two are the ones that opened them."

 

"Starry? The wolf demon that nearly blew us up?" Hiei said cringing at the thought of her bazooka.

 

"Yes. From what I have heard from the other girls, she is a super genius. When it comes to technology no one knows more and she seems to have a strange ability that no other person I have ever seen has. Some how she can control any electrical object. She can even fuse with them. Well that's what the girls have told me at least."

 

"And you believe them?"

 

"Why would they lie?"

 

Hiei didn't say anything since he couldn't come up with a good reason why they would lie.

 

"Hiei is they're something else bothering you?" Kurama asked.

 

"As a matter of fact yes, something really is bothering me. I made another bet with Neko."

 

"And what did you bet this time?"

 

As Hiei told Kurama the bet, two other boys who were apparently listening to the conversation bursted into laughter after Hiei finished explaining the bet to Kurama who was also trying to hold in his laughter. (Guess who? -_-;)

 

"HAHAHA! You giving the girls a little peep show Hiei?" Yusuke said rolling on the floor laughing his ass off.

 

"Like anyone wants to see the shrimp half-naked, HA!" Kuwabara said laughing himself to tears.

 

"Kurama, I'm going to leave before we have to detectives without their heads." (Not THAT head!) Hiei said watching both guys gulp visibly. "I'm going to get some train and get some rest. I have to wake up midnight for this..." He said walking out of the room still hearing now all three boys laughing themselves to tears.

 

--------12:00a.m.--------

 

'I wonder if Hiei will show? What am I saying? Of course he will. His pride and his ego wont let him back out. I just hope he likes silk boxers...' Neko snickered to herself as she waited for Hiei in front of a strange looking door with a crescent moon and star symbol on the door.

 

"Let's get this over with." Hiei said stepping out of the shadows smirking slightly.

 

"Heh. Aren't you the confident one?" Neko said walking towards the strange door. "Ready? If you wanna back out now I will understand but you still have to-"

 

"Like that is going to happen! Let's just go in already." Hiei snapped at her.

 

Neko just muttered something under her breath about short fire demons having short tempers and opening up the door, walking inside. "You gonna stand there all night or are you coming in?"

 

Hiei just gave his famous 'Hn' and stepped inside not expecting to see anything like this.

 

--------Short Intermission--------

 

Neko: Should I end it here or should I keep going? I mean who wants to see what's in this realm anyway?

 

Jenice: I wanna see! I wanna see!

 

Jencine: No one cares what you want Jenice. It always has to be the fat girl that wants something...

 

Hiei: O_o I really don't want to see what's in the realm....

 

Neko: Your just saying that because you nearly get killed! Whoops! Said too much again!

 

Emily: Mommy, why are you gonna hurt Hiei? Did he do something wrong?

 

Neko: Yes! Well no....Uhm maybe? Well like I was saying, you can't eat zebras without salt. You just can't do that! Zebra? No salt? Can't do. Zebra? Salt? Can do. -Gets hit with a Kuwa plushie- I KNOW YOUR THROWING THESE AT ME STARRY!

 

Starry: Yup it was I. I threw it at you because you're black. (Inside joke)

Neko: Oh I see how it is... everyone has to make fun of the black girl... On with the story!

 

--------Inside The Realm--------

 

"Hiei, Welcome to My Paradise." Neko said as she looked out into the realm.

 

It was the most beautiful place in the world in Neko's opinion. It was just pure paradise. It was an endless ocean beneath them and, the color of the sky was just an aura of collided colors. Half of the sky was just the strange aura of the colors and the other half look like it was nighttime. The sun was setting on one side, and the moon was rising on the other. On both sides there were little orbs of lights that kinda looked liked stars but they weren't. Then about 100 feet away from them where many islands around them. All floating in the sky with a waterfall on each of them, and the water came crashing down in the endless ocean beneath it.

 

"What the hell?! How can an island float, are those orbs of light supposed to be stars, and how are we standing in the air?!" Hiei said finally noticing that there were up in the air.

 

"Hiei, In realms it all depends on the person who made the realm to make the rules. Each living person has a realm of their own and what it looks like will depend on their heart. If their heart is pure the realm will be full of life and good things. If the heart is full of negativity the realm will be dark, cold and full of hatred. And as for how a realm looks like doesn't actually reflect much on the person. It all depends on what lurks in a person realm... And as for us floating, that's me making us float. I didn't want you to drown down there. I want you to lose the bet, not your life."

 

"So what do I have to do? I'm pretty sure you didn't bring me here to look at the scenery."

 

"See that floating island over there?" She said pointing at the largest floating island in sight. "All you have to do is survive without my help for 30 minutes. I can read your every thought in here so don't bother trying to block me with your jagan eye. So as soon as I sense that you need to be rescued I will come and get you and win!"

 

"Like that will happen." Hiei said very confident.

 

"Well only one way to find out!" Neko said flying Hiei to the island. "Remember, I can hear every one of your thoughts right now so I will know if you need help or not." She said as Hiei started walking into the strange island. "And so, the fun begins."

 

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A/n: BWAHAHA! What do you think is in my realm? Pretty ponies and butterflies? -Snort- Or man-eating monsters and dragons? Tell me what you think! REVIEW!