Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ A Simple Gift ❯ Heh... Prudence.... ( Chapter 9 )

Neko: Hello everyone! Sorry for the long wait! My computer is being stupid and won't let me on the Internet and I have been sick. ;.;

 

Hiei: And guess who had to take care of her....

 

Neko: Oh come on Hiei, I'm not that bad!

 

Hiei: ::O.O:: Not that bad? Not that bad? You friggin made me wear a tutu for entertainment! A pink tutu! I would understand black, but pink? What's wrong with you?!

 

Starry: I thought it was hilarious!

Jencine: Yeah Hiei, maybe you can do that for me when I am sick!

 

Jenice: Or you could strip!

 

Everyone but Jenice: ::O.O::

 

Jenice: What?! It's a good idea!

 

Jencine: You're such a damn pervert....

 

Jenice: Who you callin' a pervert? Stupid!

 

Jencine: Don't call me stupid! Stupid! -Slaps Jenice-

 

Jenice: Oh hell no you did not slap me! -Slaps Jencine-

 

Jencine: Stop being a bitch! -Tackles Jenice to the ground-

 

Jenice: Shows how much you know! I'm not a bitch, I'm a vixen! -Kicks Jencine-

 

Neko: ::O.O:: Stop the violence! Feel the love! -^.^-

 

Jenice and Jencine: Shut the fuck up stupid! -Continues to beat the crap out of each other-

 

Neko: ::O.o:: Due to all the violence... and Uhm.... You know since it's not appropriate for children and all.... Now on with the story!! ..... I still don't own Yu Yu Hakusho....

 

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It was a bright new day for Neko and the gang. The birds were singing, the crickets were chirping, and the sun's glow filled the sky with warmth and joy....

 

-BANG BANG BANG-

 

"Hey Neko! -BANG- Wake up! We want to check on Hiei! -BANG BANG BANG- Jenice yelled and pounded, very loudly, on Neko's bedroom door before anyone could stop her.

 

"Stop pounding on the door, stupid! I'm awake." Neko yelled, walking out the room while looking a bit tired... Okay, very tired....

 

"You look like crap! Did you even get any sleep?" Jencine asked hurriedly, rushing to check on Neko.

 

"Uhm... no." Neko said sheepishly.

 

“You mean to tell me you stood awake more than five hours just to watch someone?” Jenice shouted out in disbelief.

 

"Quiet, stupid! Emily and Hiei are asleep.." Neko said, suddenly awake.

 

"Oh, I forgot Emy was in there too. Neko, we want explanations and we want them now." Jenice once again shouted without noticing. "And most importantly! ... Who won the bet?" She said while everyone fell anime style.

 

"Come to think of it, who did win the bet?" Yusuke said.

 

"Actually, I'm not sure, lemme check." Neko said as the stopwatch that was in the realm appeared in her hands.

 

"I see you fixed your compact." Starry said appearing out of nowhere. (That happens a lot, doesn't it?)

 

"Geez, what's with you people and popping out of nowhere? Can you give a guy a little warning?" Said a startled Yusuke while Starry glared at him.

 

"What are you talking about? I just walked out of my lab." Starry said pointing to a door down the hall with dark blue star on it.

 

"What do you mean 'I see you fixed your compact'? Was the mirror broken or something?" Kuwabara asked.

 

"My special compact mirror. It's kind of like a communicator/clock/map/radar/timer/just about anything else I might need. Starry helped me design it." Neko said showing them a golden compact mirror, which had the numbers 30.19 on the screen where the mirror is supposed to be.

 

"Is that Hiei's time?" Jenice said with a small grin and maniacal glint in her eye. (Laughing manically. Not cool... Don't ask...)

 

"Yup." Neko said in a dull tone.

 

"What's the matter? You won the bet! You should be happy!" Yusuke said, patting her on the shoulder.

 

"I don't care about the bet! Hiei nearly got killed because of me." Neko snapped at Yusuke. "Besides, I'm canceling the bet." She said sternly.

 

"What? Why?!" Jenice said a little to quickly.

 

"Because, I figured out why you like seeing guys in their boxers!" Neko said, yelling at Jenice and blushing. "You're such a damn pervert... although I should have figured it out from the start it was perverted, every thing that runs through your mind is perverted...."

 

Jenice just looked at her and burst into laughter, soon joined in by the group. "What was your part of the bet anyway?" Jenice said calming down from her giggle fit.

 

"Well... I uhm... Had to kiss Kuwabara if I lost." Neko said rubbing the back of her head sheepishly while every looked at her funny, except Kuwabara who was grinning which made every start to laugh again, but the laughter suddenly stopped when the door to Neko's room opened.

 

----------Inside Neko's Room----------

 

"Prudence, do you think Hiei will get well soon?" Emily said to her imaginary friend next her as she glanced at the fire demon in front of her. "I hope he wakes up soon. I have a feeling mommy would be sad if something really bad happened to Hiei."

 

Emily just look at the spot where 'Prudence' was sitting as if she was listening to what 'Prudence' was saying.

 

"That's a great idea Prudence! What if me and Hiei did something for mommy? Maybe Hiei, mommy, and me can do something together! Maybe they will admit that they like each other a lot!" Emily said, plotting to get Neko and Hiei together.

 

"And what makes you think that me and that onna have any feelings towards each other?" Said a deep (yet sexy) voice next to her, scaring her lifeless.

 

"Hiei! You're awake!" Emily said, tackling Hiei and hugging him as tightly as she could with her short arms, while Hiei just sat there stunned at the little girl's affection.

 

"Where is your mother?" Hiei asked Emily who was still clinging to him.

 

"She went to go tell everyone to be quiet. Everyone was really worried about you!" Emily said while smiling at him. "Especially mommy! She looked like she was going to explode!" Emily said while she made a kaboom sound then giggling, while Hiei was they're smiling at her child-like antics. (Awe! Kodak moment!) "I'm going to go get mommy so she can check your boo-boos!" She said skipping out the room while Hiei just sat there chuckling at the little girl.

 

----------In The Hall----------

 

"Mommy, Hiei is awake! And he doesn't smell like that bitter red stuff anymore." Emily said with those adorable honey eyes.

 

"Oh that's good, now we can all check on him." Neko said, practically throwing everyone out the way so she can get to Hiei first, but then suddenly stopped really quickly. "Hey, where is Kurama? I thought he would be the first one to get over here."

 

"He said something about running some errands for his mother... mama's boy..." Yusuke said muttering that last part under his breath. "He said he would come back later to check on Hiei."

 

"Okay then. I was just curious why he wasn't here. Oh and Jencine, can you get some clothes for Hiei for me?" Neko said while walking into her room.

 

"Uhm... sure thing." Jencine said, running towards Hiei's room while the rest of them entered Neko's room to see Hiei.

 

----------Back in Neko's Room----------

 

Hiei decided while Emily got her mother, he might as well take a look around Neko's room. It was pretty big room that mainly had the colors black, red, and gray. The bed had black and red sheets that were made out of silk, with a canopy of transparent blacks and reds.

 

As he got of the bed, he noticed that the bed was on a type of a round platform that had only three steps. As he walked down he couldn't help but notice that it looked like she had no roof. If he didn't know any better, he could have sworn someone took some stars and space and replaced it as a roof, because that's what it looked like.

 

The roof was midnight blue and had what looked like actual stars. (Harry Potter? Hint, hint?) He even saw some shooting stars. Well, the rest of her room looked pretty normal. All that was there was a few more doors that led to who-knows-where, and a few nightstands that had some flowers on them, just some plain red roses, lavenders, and some forget-me-nots. 'Hn. She must like flowers, but why do I smell sakuras? I didn't see any sakura trees outside...' Hiei didn't bother thinking about that for long as he turned his attention back to where the bed was.

 

Next to each side of the bed were two body length mirrors. As he looked at the mirror on the left side of the bed he noticed it had a silver frame with a crescent moon and stars design on it. But the right side mirror was gold and had sun and little waves that probably represented heat etched in it. He would have examined the mirrors more, but a rather annoying voice reached his ears.

 

"Checking yourself out in the mirror, shrimp?" Kuwabara said, trying to take advantage of Hiei's injuries. (I hate Kuwabaka.... Are there even Kuwabara fans? O.o)

 

"At least I can stand in front of a mirror without breaking it." Hiei smirked at Kuwabara.

 

"Are you calling me ugly, shrimp?" Kuwabara said while clenching his fist.

 

Before anyone could stop this pointless fight, Starry stepped forward with something in her hand.

 

"Hey Kuwabara, if you close your eyes I will give you a surprise!" Starry said as seductively as she could, making everyone wanting to throw up. (Even the thought of me thinking about thoughts of ever wanting to kiss Kuwabara makes me want to throw up...) But Kuwabara just ignored everyone and closed his eyes waiting for his 'surprise'.

 

“Idiot...” Was all anyone heard because they were too busy taking cover since Starry had just pulled out her bazooka. And then, before anyone could say a thing, she shot Kuwabara.

 

----------In Hiei's Room----------

 

Their Jencine was, searching Hiei's endless room of darkness. Her kitsune senses were as good as any other kitsune, actually she was above average because of the training Neko had put her through. But not even her kitsune abilities would allow her to see in this amount of dark. She didn't even know where the damn switch for the light was! 'Is there even a light in here?!' She thought to herself.

 

And the worst part was, she kept getting the feeling she was being watched. She couldn't sense or smell anyone, but she kept feeling like someone was there hiding, and it was really starting to freak her out.

 

'Okay Jencine, stop being paranoid and get Hiei's clothes so you can get the hell out of here.' She thought to herself. She began to panic and started to walk fast in some random direction because she had just sworn she heard footsteps coming from behind her. Her foot tripped over something and she was heading straight to the ground but someone grabbed her shoulder surprising... scaring her, so she did what any other well-trained demon would do. She screamed bloody murder.

 

----------Neko's Room----------

 

"Star! We have been over this so many times! You are not to injure and/or molest guests! Or use them in experiments! That's what we have Jenice for!" Neko scolded Starry while Jenice stuck her tongue out at the both of them.

 

"Would you stop yelling at me?! He's not dead if that's what you're worrying about. It's a new missile I have created. Its called missile of silence, guess why?" Starry said pointing towards Kuwabara who looked like he was trying to scream, but didn't even make a sound. "It could come in handy if you where fighting an enchanter, or if you want one of these idiots to shut up.”

 

"How long does it last?" Yusuke asked, thinking about all the interesting things he could use that missile for. (Is it just me or did that sound perverted?)

 

"Heh... I'm not sure..." Starry said sheepishly. "I said it was new, didn't I? The effects should be wearing off soon... but for now let us enjoy the quietness before it does wear off..." But at that moment a blood curling scream came from across the hall. "Well. That sure is bad timing." Starry said while she and everyone else ran across the hall to Hiei's room.

 

 

----------Hiei's Room----------

 

 

"AH!" Jencine yelled out, trying to escape whomever was grabbing on to her shoulder. "Let me go!" She shouted at whoever was grabbing her. (Again, does this sound perverted or is it just me?)(Star- It's just you.)

 

But before Jencine's 'captor' could say a thing, Neko and the rest of the gang busted through the door, literally braking the door in half, with everyone with their weapons ready. Neko and Hiei with their sword, Kuwabara with his spirit sword, Yusuke with his spirit gun ready, Starry with her bazooka itching to blow something up, and Jenice who just summoned a large scythe into her hands, and everyone with an expression on their face that said, make-one-wrong-move-and-you're-dead.

 

"Jencine, we heard you scream! What's going on, are you okay?" Neko said, rushing over to Jencine and Kurama who had his hand on her shoulder, which made Neko very suspicious. "You had better have not done anything to her!" Neko said pointing her sword at Kurama's neck.

 

"Calm down Neko, I just overreacted! I didn't know it was Kurama until you turned on the lights. Wait.... When did the lights go on?" Jencine asked, confused.

 

"Ignoring your question, but that still doesn't explain what you're doing here. Sneaking around. In Hiei's room. In the dark. Alone with Jencine. Grabbing her. In the dark!" Neko said. She kept her sword at Kurama's neck, while Kurama sweat dropped.

 

"I caught Jencine sent in Hiei's room and her sent was also indicating that she was nervous so I came in here to see if she was all right. I couldn't see in the dark and she was nervous enough as it is, so I didn't say anything to make her worse. I also didn't say anything because I am sick and I sound different, so I didn't know if she would recognize my voice. I was going to tap her on the shoulder and hope she would recognize my scent but she tripped over something so I grabbed her before she fell." Kurama said in a tired tone and began to cough nervously.

 

Jencine noticed Kurama's condition and ran over to him. "Kurama! You should have stayed in bed! Look at you, your have a high temperature." Jencine said, grabbing Kurama's hand and leading him out the room. "You're going to bed. And don't you even dare think about getting out of bed! And to give you fair warning... I'm more dangerous with my scythe then Jenice is." Jencine said with an evil glint in her eye, which basically scared the crap out of everyone.

 

"Well, that was interesting. I'm going back to my lab to run a few tests on a few things. See you all at dinner!" Starry replied lazily, returning to her lab.

 

"I'm hungry, I'm gonna go warm up something to eat. Hey Emily lets go get some cookies!" Jenice said too, picking up Emily while walking off.

 

"Yay! Then we can go play outside, and play with the butterflies, and then we can go to the garden, and then we can play dress up, and then we can put on make up, and then we can paint our nails, and then we can listen to some music, and then we can go to the moon, and then...." Emily said while Jenice carried her to the kitchen to stuff themselves with junk food.

 

"Might as well get some food too, I guess. You coming, Kuwabara?" Yusuke asked him, walking out the room with a silent Kuwabara behind him.

 

So in the end, all that was left was Hiei and Neko in Hiei's practically pitch black room.

 

"So... how are your wounds?" Neko said, poking at Hiei's ribs.

 

"I'm fine." Hiei said curtly. This left them in an awkward silence.

 

'Damn it! I should have never brought him in there! He probably has a thousand questions he wants answered, and something tells me he won't leave this subject alone until I give him an answer... damn it!' Neko thought to herself while Hiei looked at her with curiosity.

 

"Neko?" Hiei said, breaking her out of her thoughts.

 

"Yes?" Neko said turning to him.

 

"What are you hiding?"

 

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A/n: Yeah I'm ending it there! Everyone just loves a cliffy! Bwahaha! O.o

 

Jencine: Neko! How many times do I have to tell you to lay off the sugar!

 

Neko: What candy? This isn't candy! It's... Uhm... Drugs! Yeah! Drugs! -Hides pixie stix in her hair- Now I'm like Kurama!

 

Jenice: ::O.o:: That was scary...

 

Neko: Hey... if I learn how to channel spirit energy through my pixie stix then can I make a pixie whip instead of a rose whip?

 

Hiei: No.

 

Kurama: I'm afraid not.

 

Neko: ;_; It's because I'm black right? Well, screw all of you! I will one day I will make a pixie whip and enslave the earth with it! Then Uub and me are gonna rule the world one day and you will all be my slaves! Except for Hiei. He can be my personal sex bunny! ^_^

 

Starry: But Uub is dead, remember? They turned him into a cookie and ate because he's black. Like you.

 

Hiei: She's right, you know.

 

Neko: ;.; UUB!!! I miss you!!!!

 

Jenice: Here! Have a cookie! A chocolate cookie!

 

Neko: ;.; I'm going to go cry in a corner somewhere... Oh and before I forget I wanted to tell you all -the readers- that I'm going to try this thing called "Pick The Disclaimer!" All you have to do is review and say what type of entrance you would like -Like if you want a smoke bomb to come out of nowhere then you appear kind of thing- and how you leave and I will handle the rest. Oh and what name you want to be addressed by too!

 

Jencine: This sounds interesting.

 

Neko: I got the idea from Blazing Flames from ff.net! I love her story “Hiei's Mall Madness!” It's hilarious! I am the lord of the slushies!!!

 

Hiei: I found nothing funny about that at all! I'm going to my trailer! -Stalks off to a trailer that appeared out of nowhere-

 

Neko: Well that was creepy. Uhm... Review and maybe I won't enslave you when I take over the world with my pixie whip! -Goes to a random corner and starts to cry-