Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ A Simple Gift ❯ Planning a date and a Baby-sitter ( Chapter 11 )

Neko: Hey everyone! Sorry it took me so long to update! You know how it is... High school... Mom taking the computer out of my room... No Internet again.... Ex-boyfriends... The usual.

 

Okay I would just like to say I'm going to try and stick the plot! There is just way too much randomness in my story for my own liking. So I'm going to try and stick to the plot! But of course there will be some randomness here and there, it wouldn't be a story by me if there weren't!

 

Oh and I'm also not going to do the little convo's in the beginning as much either. It's normally pointless and no one probably reads them anyway!

 

Now, on with the story!!!

 

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"Your parents? A phoenix and panther. What an interesting combination you might be." Hiei said skeptically. "Besides, phoenixes are only ningen myths."

 

"They are not! I have seen a Phoenix before with my own eyes, so shut up!" Neko yelled defensively while Hiei just raises an eyebrow. "Just forget it. You wouldn't believe me anyway..."

 

"Wait-"

 

"Nekooooo! Jenice is teaching Emy- Oh. Uhm... Was I interrupting something?" Jencine said sheepishly.

 

"No, it's okay, we were done any-"

 

"Don't listen to her! She lies!!" Jenice screamed scared while jumping on her twin's back and trying to cover her mouth so she wouldn't say anything.

 

"Mmmmm! Mmmph! MMMMM!" Was all Jencine could say as she flailed her arms around trying to get her sister off her.

 

"Hey, if you don't say anything to Neko, I will set you on a date with Kurama!" Jenice whispered into Jencine's right fox ear, who only nodded in return since Jenice still had her mouth covered.

 

"Uhm. Okay... So. What were you saying about Jenice teaching Emily something, Jencine?" Neko asked suspiciously while Jencine ripped her mouth away from Jenice's hand.

 

"Uh... Well, I was saying that uhm... Jenice was teaching Emily how to... pick the lock of your not-so-secret stash of candy!" Jencine chirped.

 

"Wait, what?! I thought I hid it really good this time!" Neko said annoyed childish voice.

 

"Uhm, Neko? Hiding your candy in the washing machine is not only a stupid place to hid it, everyone would know it was there when they wash their clothes." Jenice said while hitting Neko on the head.

 

“Well... Yes... You just watch! I'm going to find a really good hiding place this time!" Neko said as she went to go take her candy out of the washing machine, which left Jenice, Jencine, and Hiei alone in an awkward silence/

 

"... So... Nice weather were having..." Jenice said nonchalantly.

 

"Yup... Real nice." Jencine said tiredly.

 

"It's a bit on the cloudy side though..." Hiei said, surprisingly, which left them in another awkward silence.

 

"Well, as much as I would love to talk to you two, I have a sick fox demon to take care of!" Jencine said as she dragged her twin out the room by her collar and towards Kurama's room. “Now, about our arrangement... I was thinking somewhere among the lines of a candle light dinner next to the beach..." She rambled to her sister who was not even listening, which left Hiei confused, hungry, and alone in his room.

 

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Ring, Ring

 

"Yellow?" Neko said as she opened up her golden compact mirror.

 

"Neko, I need you in my office. Now." Koenma said through her mirror in a stern tone.

 

"Uhm... Okay.... Let me just tell one of the girls to watch Emily and I will be right there..." She said and to Koenma who just gave a small nod and disappeared off of the screen. "What was the all about?" She said to herself as she walked upstairs to find one of the girls.

 

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"I really don't think this is a good idea..." Kurama said in a weird voice since he was still sick. "You must remember I'm here to watch over Neko, not to go on dates..." He said as he hid under his blankets blushing slightly.

 

"Kurama, did I ever tell you how much I just love the color purple!" Jenice said to Kurama in a voice that said that she knew something she wasn't suppose too. "You know Kurama, hiding a diary under your pillow is not exactly a perfect hiding place. If I didn't know any better, I would think you would have gotten your hiding tips from Neko... I still can't believe she hid her not-so-secret-stash of candy in the washing machine and seriously though no one would find it..." She said to him as Kurama tackled her to the ground and tried to grab his oh-so-manly dairy out of her hands.

 

"Uhm... What's going on?" Neko asked suspiciously as she saw the two fighting over a lavender book on the floor.

 

"Oh-Ow!-Nothing! Me and Kurama here-Hey, your stepping on my tail-Where just discussing how he should act when he takes my sister out on a date!-That's my hair you idiot!" Jenice managed to say as she and Kurama still fought over the book at hand.

 

"Fine... I'll take your sister on a date...?" Kurama announced as he gave up because Jenice had shoved his diary in her bra.

 

"Yes... Well, as interesting is that is, Jenice, I need you to watch Emily while I'm gone." Neko told Jenice who was mocking Kurama about his Diary.

 

"Huh? What? Oh I'm sorry Neko, but I can't! I promised a friend in town that I would pop by, and Jencine is coming with me to shop for her date." Jenice told her as Neko gave her a strange look. "What?"

 

"Friend? Town? You hardly go into the towns anymore, what friend?" Neko asked her friend who was slightly blushing at the moment.

 

"Uhm.. No one! Look, I made a promise, so I simply can't watch Emy today! Kurama, we will discuss my sister later. Peace y'all." Jenice said quickly as she ran out the room.

 

"What a weirdo.... I don't suppose you could watch her right now, could you?" Neko asked Kurama trying to put on the best chibi face she could possibly make.

 

"I'm so sorry, but I promised mother that I would visit he today. I told her I was sick and she requested that I went over there so she can take care of me." Kurama told her as Neko's chibi face broke into annoyance. "Why don't you ask Yusuke or Kuwabara to watch her?" He suggested.

 

"Right. Would you really trust a six-year-old kid in their hands?" She said in a 'Not if they were the last two people on earth' tone.

 

Kurama just laughs at her reply and gives her another suggestion. "Then why don't you just ask Hiei?"

 

Neko just snorts at the idea. "Hiei? Yeah right, like that jerk knows how to take care kids.."

 

"More then you would think." Hiei said from the corner of the room. "I'll watch her." He said showing no emotion in his voice.

 

"Why Hiei, how generous of you, but I want someone to baby-sit her, not tie her up, through her in a corner, and eat sweet snow." She said in the most sarcastic tone she could muster.

 

"Well, it's me or Yusuke and Kuwabara. You chose." He said smiling smugly at her horrified face of leaving her precious child in their care.

 

"Heh. Fine, you watch her. But I must warn you, Emily can be quite the handful..." Neko warned him as Hiei just gave a 'Hn,' while walking out the door, but turning around before exiting.

 

"She's a small child, what could she possibly do?" He said giving her once last look before he went to go to Emily's room to begin watching her.

 

"You do know that her room is the other way, right?" Neko yelled to him as Hiei turned around and started to walk in the real direction of Emily's room, but not before glaring daggers at Neko's smug face...

 

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Neko: Sorry, for that shortness, my muse won't come out from under my bed. -.-;; Well what do you think? R&R!