Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ A Very Twisted Soccer Game!!!! ❯ Blink and Frutieness ( Chapter 3 )

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Fire: HI!!!! I'm desiding to add more to "A Very Twisted Soccer Game" because
then maybe people will review more!!! ^_^

Hiei: I doubt it.

Fire: -_-*

Hiei: Hn.

Fire: Anyways, discalimer: I do not own Yu Yu Hakusho, Fruit Loops or Blink 182...I
WISH I OWNED TOM THOUGH!!!!!! HE'S SO FRIGGIN HOTT!!!!!!!! So are Mark and
Travis, but, Tom...::drools::

Hiei: Anyways, on with the fic.

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~Last Time~
Hiei: ::smashed through window:: Damn monkeys and their sweet snow!!!

Kuwabara: ::picks Hiei up by the back of his cloak:: KEWL, now we can play...soccer!

Hiei: I don't play any idiotic nigen games.

Noriko: Too bad.

Tama: Is all you can say 'Too bad' now!?!?!

Noriko: ::sticks tounge out::

Kurama: Everyone stop fighting and let's go play some soccer!!!!!!


~Now~

Tama: We gotta wait for Shiina first.

Shiina: But, I am here.

Kuwabara: How'd you get here?

Shiina: It's for me to know and no one else shall!!!!

Everyone: -_-

Shiina: So, we're gonna play soccer....then we gotta go to a soccer field.

Kurama: Yes, that would be smart.

Shiina: I am smart. ^____^

~At the field~

Noriko: We still need goalies.

Jin and Touya: We can be goalies!!!!

Noriko: O...k.....

Shiina: Now here are the teams: Me, Kuwabara, Botan, Jin, Yusuke and then the other team is: Noriko,
Tama, Hiei, and Kurama....hey that ryhmed!!!

Tama: Your team has one more person than us, though!!

Shiina: Who cares!!!

~With Shiina's Team~

Yusuke: Ok, here's our positions: me offense, Shiina midfield, Kuwabara and Botan defense, then
Jin is keeper.

Shiina: Fine with me!!!

*Everyone gets into their positions and waits for the other team*

~With Tama's Team~

Kurama: Ok, our positions. I'll be midfield, Noriko and Hiei offense, Tama defense.

Noriko: Kewl...MWA HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

Hiei: ::sweatdrops::

*Everyone gets into their positions*

~On the feild~

Koenma (still in baby form wearing a stripped ref shirt and a whistle in his mouth instead of a binky):
GOALIES!!!! READY!?!?!?

*Each goalie raised their hand*

Koenma: ::blows whistle:: GO!!!!!!

*Shiina's team starts w/ the soccer ball and then Shiina kicks is to Hiei....O.o*

Shiina: ::notices what she did:: NOOO!!! Dammit!!!!!!

Hiei: ::smirks:: Hn, baka!! ::is about to kick soccer ball but, then his eyes go like this: 0.0::

Everyone: What the hell....0.0

*Tom, Mark, and Travis from Blink 182 run through the soccer field naked like in the 'All the
Small Things' and 'What's My Age Again?' videos*

Noriko: AHHHH!! I LUV YOU TOM!!!!!!!!!!

Tama: MARK YOU'RE SO FRIGGIN HOTT!!!!!!!!!

Shiina: MARK AND TOM...I LUV YOU!!!!!!!

Everyone: Ummm O.oUUUUUU

Noriko/Tama/Shiina: ::drools::

Mark: And that's about the time that bitch hung up on me!!! (A/N: I luv What's My Age Again, I'm
listening to it right now ^_^!!!)

Tom: Hey you guys like our band??

Noriko: Damn straight!!!

Tom: Kewl!!
*Then Blink 182 ran away*

Tama: Shit....

Koenma: ::is still like this: 0.0:: Anyways, back to the game. ::blows whistle::

*They start the game again and Hiei still has the ball. He trips of over it and gets...mad*

Hiei: NO!!! SHIT!!!! ::pops ball with katana::

Noriko: ::yelling cuz she's on the other side of the feild:: HIEI, NO KATANAS IN SOCCER!!!!

Hiei: ::yelling:: I DON'T CARE!!!!!!!!! THIS NINGEN CIRCULAR THING TRIPPED ME!!!!!

Everyone: -_-

*Then out of no where comes the gold alien from the fruit loops commercials*

::cricket cricket::

Gold Alien: HUG ME!!!!!

Everyone: ::blink...blink::

Fire: MWA HAHA!!! CLIFFY!!!!! AND TOM WAS HOTT!!!!!!!!!! SO WAS MARK,
but Travis looked like hell!!!! That's what I told my cousin online last night!!!!

Hiei: ::blinks:: Hn, R&R!!!!!