Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ A Very Yu Yu Christmas ❯ I Feel So Unloved! ( Chapter 5 )
[ T - Teen: Not suitable for readers under 13 ]
By: Deadly Wispers 
Anime/Manga: Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 12.26.2003 | Pages: 3 | Words: 1.4K | Visits: 294 | Status: Completed
Anime/Manga: Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 12.26.2003 | Pages: 3 | Words: 1.4K | Visits: 294 | Status: Completed
Quote of the Day: That horrid fat hobbit!
Marry Christmas everyone!
I'm using my new computer! It's wierd though because my computer, keyboard, mouse and speakers are black, but my monitor is white... Oh well, I love my computer anyway!
So sence it's Christmas, this will be the last chapter, so it maybe a little big if I wanna put all the stuff I was planing in. Oh, before I forget, I usually use Word to type and I don't have that on my com so I have to use WordPad, so if you see a lot of mistacks, SORRY!
Disclaimer: My computer! My computer! MINE!!!! NOT YOURS!!!!
:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::
Keiko: Anyway, I was gonna say that Boton and I were arranging a little Secret Santa, well, let's call it a game.
Yusuke: What, you're just now telling us, on Christmas Eve?!
Keiko: Yah, but that's the fun of it. You see there are some rules.
The Baka: Rules?
Boton: YES! YOU CAN'T SPEND OVER $20, YOU CAN'T GET ANYTHING THAT STARTS WITH A K AND YOU CAN'T GET ANYTHING THAT'S ORANGE!!!!
All Except Boton: -.-;;
Keiko: Yah, it was Boton's idea.
Boton: ^^
Keiko: Okay, we'll each pick a name out of a hat and whoever's name is on it is the person we buy a gift for. *holds out hat*
@@@@@@
Results:
Yusuke: Kuronue
The Baka: Yusuke
Kurama: Hiei
Hiei: The Baka
Boton: Koenma
Keiko: Yukina
Koenma: Keiko
Kuronue: Kurama
Yukina: Yusuke
@@@@@@
Keiko: All right, now we go and get a gift, but we have to be back by at least sundown, okay?
Hours Later After they're All Back at Yusuke's House (and it's dark already! ^^ ):
Keiko: Huh, I'm suprised that all nine things are there.
The Baka: I feel bad for whoever got Hiei as their Secret Santa.
Kuronue: *is counting holes on the walls*
All: ........................................................................... .........................
Yukina: So now what should we do?
Hiei: *looks up at me* You seem to like to ask that question a lot, don't you?
Me: ^__^;; Yeah, hehe, I suppose I do.
And so they all sat around doing nothing but blinking and breathing because the ningen no baka writter couldn't think of anything to write.
Next Day (CHRISTMAS!!!!):
Akk Except Hiei and Kuronue: *decorationg a "tree"*
Hiei: What is the meaning of this... would you call this thing a tree?
Kuronue: I want beer, do have any beer, I want beer!?!
Yusuke: Umm... My mom might have some in the fridge-
Kuronue: *rushes toward the kitchen*
Hiei: Hello, are you ignoring me or something?! I asked about the tree!
Kurama: Oh, this is a Christmas Tree.
Hiei: What about those colorful orbs?
Kurama: These are orduments (sp?), you decorait the tree with them to make it more... festive.
Hiei: They're happy and colorful... I don't like it.
The Baka: Oh, well what would you decorait it with, shorty?!
Hiei: Nothing-
The Baka: Hah!
Hiei: I'd throw it out the window.
Yusuke: Okay, all ready to turn on!
Hiei: Umm, turn on?
Yusuke: *walks over to the plug and plugs the tree in* *tree flickers on*
All Except Hiei: *gasps* *light flickers off* Aww. *light flickers on* *gasps* *light fickers off* Aww. *light flickers on* *gasps* *light fickers off* Aww. *light keeps flickering on and off wile everyone, except Hiei of course (hence All Except Hiei) , is on the edge of their seats*
Hiei: Will you make up your damn mind already?! *light keeps flickering* Grr! *light flickers on and stays on* *sighs* Took yah long enough!
Koenma: Hey, where's that Kuronue guy anyway?
Kuronue: *runs in wearing a frilly purple dress* Kurama, do you know where the mangos are?!
All Except Kuronue: O.O;;
Kurama: Ku-ronue... I'm a-afraid to ask you this... but why are you in a... dress?
Kuronue: Bakarini. ^^
Kurama: -__-;; Kuronue, you're not a crossdresser.
Kuronue: Kutabare, chikushou kitsune!
Kurama: Che, you're so annoying, I can't belive I know you!
All Except Kurama and Kuronue: Oo
Kurama: What?! He is!
Kuronue: Bakabakashii ushi!
Kurama: I'm not a cow, I'm a fox, A FOX!!!!
Kuronue: Kitsune no baka!
Kurama: Komori no baka!
Kuronue: Kitsune no baka!
Kurama: Komori no baka!
Kuronue: Baka!
Kurama: Baka!
Kuronue: Baka!
Kurama: Baka!
Both: *glairing at each other*
Yusuke: *yawns* I'm bored, lets open pressents!
Boton: Good idea Yusuke! ^^
Yusuke: Okay, *picks up small jagged roundish-oval package* this one's for The Baka. *tosses to The Baka hitting him on the head*
The Baka: *anime style swirlly eyes* Ow, that hurt! *has a huge bump on his head*
Yukina: Oh Kazuma, are you alright?
The Baka: Yes, I am perfectlu fine, for I am the great Kazuma Kuwabara, a.k.a. The Baka! ... *starts to unwrap the package* A... a rock... I feel so unloved!!!!
Hiei: You should.
Kuwabara: Damn midget!
Hiei: Damn ningen!
Both: *glair at each other*
Yusuke: This one's for Kuronue. *tosses Kuronue a paclage*
Kuronue: Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh... *opens package* BEER!!!! MY LOVE, YOU HAVE COME BACK TO ME!!!!
All Except Kuronue: O.o;;
Yusuke: *under his breath* Maybe beer wasn't such a good idea after all... *out loud* Okay, this next one is for, oh, me! ^^ *opens package* A sweater... that's 13 sizes to big... How... nice? ^__^;; And this one's for... Hiei? *shrugs* Okay... *tosses the package to Hiei*
Hiei: *stairs at it* ... *shrugs and throws it out the window*
Kurama: *thinking* GAH! I spent all... 20 dollors on that! I ahd to stand in line for at least and hour! No one apriciats me here! I feel so unloved! T.T
Yusuke: Oo ... O-kay... The next one's for... oh, me!
Boton: You?! You just opened something! You put your name in there twise, didn't you?!
Yusuke: No-I mean yes... Wait! NO!!!! Yeah, I'm stickin' with that!
Boton: *glairs at Yusuke and throws package out window*
Yusule: Aww! T.T Oh well, umm, the next one's for Yukina. *hands package to Yukina*
Yukina: *opens package* Oh, this is pretty. *holds up bracelet with Japanese symboles on it (thanks Chaotic Kittie)*
Yusuke: Lets see, this one's for Kurama. *tosses Kurama a package*
Kurama: *opens it* O-kay... *holds up a T-shurt that read 'The Dead Shirt' on the front* *thinking* Again, I feel unloved! T.T
Yusuke: And these last two are for Keiko and Koenma-
Boton: Hey, what about me?!
Yusuke: Huh, I donno. Shouldn't've thrown my extra one out the window!
Boton: Demo-demo! *starts to cry* No one loves me! TOT
Yusuke: *tosses the last two packages to Keiko and Koenma*
Keiko: *unwraps her package* A pasifier (sp?) ... O-kay...
Koenma: *unwraps his package* *pulls out a musterd colored cape* Ooooooh, my old red ones worn out, I could use this! *put on cape* DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUUN!!!! *cape flowwing in the wind*
Yusuke: Well, that's all of them...
Keiko: So should we wrap this fan fiction up then?
Yusuke: sounds good to me.
All: MERRY CHRISTMAS FROM ALL OF US IN YU YU HAKUSHO [Hiei: Not me.] TO YOU!!!!
:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::
It's 3:54 a.m. Dec. 26 so I pretty much finnished it on Christmas! ^^ Next year I'm gonna do an Inuyasha Christmas fan fic, so untill then no more Christmas! T.T
Now what are you waiting for, go review and tell me if that Inu Christmas thing is a good idea! Oh, and I'll be doing a Yu Yu Hakusho Halloween fan fic in October!
NOW REVIEW!!!!
Marry Christmas everyone!
I'm using my new computer! It's wierd though because my computer, keyboard, mouse and speakers are black, but my monitor is white... Oh well, I love my computer anyway!
So sence it's Christmas, this will be the last chapter, so it maybe a little big if I wanna put all the stuff I was planing in. Oh, before I forget, I usually use Word to type and I don't have that on my com so I have to use WordPad, so if you see a lot of mistacks, SORRY!
Disclaimer: My computer! My computer! MINE!!!! NOT YOURS!!!!
:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::
Keiko: Anyway, I was gonna say that Boton and I were arranging a little Secret Santa, well, let's call it a game.
Yusuke: What, you're just now telling us, on Christmas Eve?!
Keiko: Yah, but that's the fun of it. You see there are some rules.
The Baka: Rules?
Boton: YES! YOU CAN'T SPEND OVER $20, YOU CAN'T GET ANYTHING THAT STARTS WITH A K AND YOU CAN'T GET ANYTHING THAT'S ORANGE!!!!
All Except Boton: -.-;;
Keiko: Yah, it was Boton's idea.
Boton: ^^
Keiko: Okay, we'll each pick a name out of a hat and whoever's name is on it is the person we buy a gift for. *holds out hat*
@@@@@@
Results:
Yusuke: Kuronue
The Baka: Yusuke
Kurama: Hiei
Hiei: The Baka
Boton: Koenma
Keiko: Yukina
Koenma: Keiko
Kuronue: Kurama
Yukina: Yusuke
@@@@@@
Keiko: All right, now we go and get a gift, but we have to be back by at least sundown, okay?
Hours Later After they're All Back at Yusuke's House (and it's dark already! ^^ ):
Keiko: Huh, I'm suprised that all nine things are there.
The Baka: I feel bad for whoever got Hiei as their Secret Santa.
Kuronue: *is counting holes on the walls*
All: ........................................................................... .........................
Yukina: So now what should we do?
Hiei: *looks up at me* You seem to like to ask that question a lot, don't you?
Me: ^__^;; Yeah, hehe, I suppose I do.
And so they all sat around doing nothing but blinking and breathing because the ningen no baka writter couldn't think of anything to write.
Next Day (CHRISTMAS!!!!):
Akk Except Hiei and Kuronue: *decorationg a "tree"*
Hiei: What is the meaning of this... would you call this thing a tree?
Kuronue: I want beer, do have any beer, I want beer!?!
Yusuke: Umm... My mom might have some in the fridge-
Kuronue: *rushes toward the kitchen*
Hiei: Hello, are you ignoring me or something?! I asked about the tree!
Kurama: Oh, this is a Christmas Tree.
Hiei: What about those colorful orbs?
Kurama: These are orduments (sp?), you decorait the tree with them to make it more... festive.
Hiei: They're happy and colorful... I don't like it.
The Baka: Oh, well what would you decorait it with, shorty?!
Hiei: Nothing-
The Baka: Hah!
Hiei: I'd throw it out the window.
Yusuke: Okay, all ready to turn on!
Hiei: Umm, turn on?
Yusuke: *walks over to the plug and plugs the tree in* *tree flickers on*
All Except Hiei: *gasps* *light flickers off* Aww. *light flickers on* *gasps* *light fickers off* Aww. *light flickers on* *gasps* *light fickers off* Aww. *light keeps flickering on and off wile everyone, except Hiei of course (hence All Except Hiei) , is on the edge of their seats*
Hiei: Will you make up your damn mind already?! *light keeps flickering* Grr! *light flickers on and stays on* *sighs* Took yah long enough!
Koenma: Hey, where's that Kuronue guy anyway?
Kuronue: *runs in wearing a frilly purple dress* Kurama, do you know where the mangos are?!
All Except Kuronue: O.O;;
Kurama: Ku-ronue... I'm a-afraid to ask you this... but why are you in a... dress?
Kuronue: Bakarini. ^^
Kurama: -__-;; Kuronue, you're not a crossdresser.
Kuronue: Kutabare, chikushou kitsune!
Kurama: Che, you're so annoying, I can't belive I know you!
All Except Kurama and Kuronue: Oo
Kurama: What?! He is!
Kuronue: Bakabakashii ushi!
Kurama: I'm not a cow, I'm a fox, A FOX!!!!
Kuronue: Kitsune no baka!
Kurama: Komori no baka!
Kuronue: Kitsune no baka!
Kurama: Komori no baka!
Kuronue: Baka!
Kurama: Baka!
Kuronue: Baka!
Kurama: Baka!
Both: *glairing at each other*
Yusuke: *yawns* I'm bored, lets open pressents!
Boton: Good idea Yusuke! ^^
Yusuke: Okay, *picks up small jagged roundish-oval package* this one's for The Baka. *tosses to The Baka hitting him on the head*
The Baka: *anime style swirlly eyes* Ow, that hurt! *has a huge bump on his head*
Yukina: Oh Kazuma, are you alright?
The Baka: Yes, I am perfectlu fine, for I am the great Kazuma Kuwabara, a.k.a. The Baka! ... *starts to unwrap the package* A... a rock... I feel so unloved!!!!
Hiei: You should.
Kuwabara: Damn midget!
Hiei: Damn ningen!
Both: *glair at each other*
Yusuke: This one's for Kuronue. *tosses Kuronue a paclage*
Kuronue: Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh... *opens package* BEER!!!! MY LOVE, YOU HAVE COME BACK TO ME!!!!
All Except Kuronue: O.o;;
Yusuke: *under his breath* Maybe beer wasn't such a good idea after all... *out loud* Okay, this next one is for, oh, me! ^^ *opens package* A sweater... that's 13 sizes to big... How... nice? ^__^;; And this one's for... Hiei? *shrugs* Okay... *tosses the package to Hiei*
Hiei: *stairs at it* ... *shrugs and throws it out the window*
Kurama: *thinking* GAH! I spent all... 20 dollors on that! I ahd to stand in line for at least and hour! No one apriciats me here! I feel so unloved! T.T
Yusuke: Oo ... O-kay... The next one's for... oh, me!
Boton: You?! You just opened something! You put your name in there twise, didn't you?!
Yusuke: No-I mean yes... Wait! NO!!!! Yeah, I'm stickin' with that!
Boton: *glairs at Yusuke and throws package out window*
Yusule: Aww! T.T Oh well, umm, the next one's for Yukina. *hands package to Yukina*
Yukina: *opens package* Oh, this is pretty. *holds up bracelet with Japanese symboles on it (thanks Chaotic Kittie)*
Yusuke: Lets see, this one's for Kurama. *tosses Kurama a package*
Kurama: *opens it* O-kay... *holds up a T-shurt that read 'The Dead Shirt' on the front* *thinking* Again, I feel unloved! T.T
Yusuke: And these last two are for Keiko and Koenma-
Boton: Hey, what about me?!
Yusuke: Huh, I donno. Shouldn't've thrown my extra one out the window!
Boton: Demo-demo! *starts to cry* No one loves me! TOT
Yusuke: *tosses the last two packages to Keiko and Koenma*
Keiko: *unwraps her package* A pasifier (sp?) ... O-kay...
Koenma: *unwraps his package* *pulls out a musterd colored cape* Ooooooh, my old red ones worn out, I could use this! *put on cape* DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUUN!!!! *cape flowwing in the wind*
Yusuke: Well, that's all of them...
Keiko: So should we wrap this fan fiction up then?
Yusuke: sounds good to me.
All: MERRY CHRISTMAS FROM ALL OF US IN YU YU HAKUSHO [Hiei: Not me.] TO YOU!!!!
:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::
It's 3:54 a.m. Dec. 26 so I pretty much finnished it on Christmas! ^^ Next year I'm gonna do an Inuyasha Christmas fan fic, so untill then no more Christmas! T.T
Now what are you waiting for, go review and tell me if that Inu Christmas thing is a good idea! Oh, and I'll be doing a Yu Yu Hakusho Halloween fan fic in October!
NOW REVIEW!!!!