Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ A Yu Yu Christmas.......i know it's late! Bite me ❯ Chapter 1 ( Chapter 1 )

A Yu Yu Christmas………..I know it's late, bite

SPAZ- ok I hate to admit this but I'm gonna need help… HEY SPACEY!

 

SPACEY- *walks in all tired-like* WHAT!?!?!?!?

 

SPAZ- I'm gonna need your help on the story!

 

SPACEY- It's three in the morning spaz, go to sleep

 

SPAZ-bu-but

 

SPACEY- SLEEP!!! *leaves the room*

 

SPAZ- *sticks tongue out at spacey*

 

SPACEY- I saw that, don't make me take away kurama

 

SPAZ- *gasp* NO! *huggles kurama plushie* my kurama-sama…*senses readers looking at her funny* oh, right I'm supposed to do a story…^ _ ^on with the freak show…er, I mean story ^ _ ^()

 

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“Hey Urameshi!...HEY! I'm talkin' to ya!,” a young male with orange hair sa- er- scre- er- yelled? Ok yelled, “Dang punk.” This is the idiot, I mean Kazuma Kuwabara

 

“I heard that ugly, I was reading something,” a boy with black hair and waaaaay too much hair gel said, “It's a letter from Chuu and Jin.” This is the other idiot, I mean Yusuke Urameshi

 

“I remember them! The drunk and the hyper ones from the dark tournament.” Kuwabara said looking very proud of himself

 

“Yea, but it says to bring Kurama, Hiei, Keiko, Yukina, and Botan.” Yusuke mumbled

 

“To where? And why?” Kuwabara asked looking dumbfounded (Spaz- as usual)

 

“Apparently his mansion for a Christmas party,” Yusuke answered, “a drunk with a mansion…scary” (Spaz- I agree!)

 

“Hey, what does he mean, Shelias...are we gonna meet some girls named Shelia?” Kuwabara asked reading the letter over Yusuke's shoulder (Spaz- *gasp* he can read!!!)

 

“If that's a letter from Chuu, then I would say no, in Australia, Shelia means girl,” a boy with red hair and brilliant green eyes said.

 

“I knew that! Um, I was……just…….testing Urameshi….yea that's right,” Kuwabara said

 

“Hn, no you weren't, you didn't know, Baka Ningen,” said a…..tree?

 

“Oh my god the tree talks,” Kuwabara screamed running around in circles.

 

Hiei, “the tree”, jumped from the tree, and hit Kuwabara with the hilt of his sword, “Apples taste appley,” Kuwabara mumbled before falling unconscious.

 

“And oranges taste orangey,” and Irish voice said overhead.

 

“JIN! Get down here,” yusuke yelled up at him

 

“Aw……..ok,” Jin said sounding a little disappointed, “why?”

 

“Cuz the people here don't normally see a flying redheaded boy with a horn!” yusuke said, making perfect sense.

 

Jin did a dive bomb and when the smoke cleared, there he was sitting cross legged on the ground, “are ya happy now?” (Spaz- that's a Michelle Branch song! Spacey- O.o *backs away slowly*)

 

“So, what did you come here for Jin,” Kurama asked helping him up

 

“OH! Chuu said to, `go get the boys and they're shelias,'” Jin said mimicking Chuu (spaz- and Irish dude mimicking and Australian dude….hmmmmm)

 

“Well we haven't told the girls yet,” Kuwabara said (spacey- when did he get up? Spaz- um, just now?)

 

“When did you get up,” Hiei asked.

 

“Um, just now…Don't hit me again,” Kuwabara said cowering in fear

 

“All right, here be the address ta Chuu's mansion, be there in an hour,” Jin said flying off.

 

“I'll go get Keiko,” Yusuke said running off, “Kuwabara! You get…”

 

“Yukina! I know!” Kuwabara said

 

“No, Botan! Kurama and Hiei are getting Yukina,” Yusuke said

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Spaz- *hugging Kurama plushie + in a corner* SHHH!!! If I hide here spacey can't find me!

 

Spacey- spaz, get out of the corner

 

Spaz- *dives under table*

 

Spacey- get out from under the table

 

Spaz- *walks up to spacey* RIPOFF ARTIST! *kicks spacey in the shin and runs*

Spacey- GET BACK HERE SPAZ!!! *hops after spaz, trips and falls flat on her face*

Spaz- HA HA! YOU'RE IT!