Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ Abnormal Tendencies ❯ Genbu the stupid stone ( Chapter 5 )

Abnormal Tendencies

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Chapter 5-Genbu, the Stupid Stone

We were all running down the hallway trying to find the four saint beasts. So far we'd been running for 8 minutes and have had no luck.
"How do we know we're going in the right direction?" Kuwabara asked.
"We don't," Hiei plainly said.
"The Saint Beasts are most likely to meet us for a fight," Kurama said.
"That reminds me," Yusuke said stopping, " I forgot to ask Botan what powers these Saint Beasts had. Do you know?" He said looking towards Kurama.
"No one knows of their powers except for King Enma since he did banish them here. Every person who's faced them haven't lived to tell." Kurama replied.
"Comforting," Kuwabara said.
"Wait so Koenma had no idea what we were facing but he still sent us!" Yusuke yelled.
"Apparently," Hiei said.
"Wait whose Koenma again?" I asked. They all looked at me as if they had forgotten I was there. [Don't you just hate that?]
"Oh right, he's the toddler that's in control of the spirit world and his father is Lord Enma," Yusuke explained.
"Oh him. Yeah I remember now. Guess it's been pretty long since I've seen Koenma," I said my memory kicking in.
"Wait! You know Koenma?!" Yusuke yelled.
"Yeah I had a talk with him before I came to live in Tokyo," I replied. They all had question written all over their faces.
"Could you please explain," Kurama politely asked.
"Right…you all don't know about my past lives," I said to myself.
"What past lives?" Yusuke asked.
"I was about to say before you interrupted me," I said to Yusuke sending him a glare then continued with telling them.
"Well…where to start? Okay I got lucky and the people who were in charge of the world I originally lived in allowed me to live 9 more lives, where there would be action and powers. I agreed since my life was a total boredom then. I then went through eight of those lives where I trained and became stronger with more attacks and abilities. There were also villains and demons that we had to fight in all those lives. Then I came to this world. Before I enter each world I have a talk with the person that's in charge or 'GOD'," I said making quotation marks with my fingers.
"Well I had a chat with Koenma and he told me about Spirit Detectives and how they're like demon exterminators. He wouldn't tell me who it would be though. He just said someone that I would know soon. That didn't help though since I'm very popular at school and know practically everyone………but I figured out a while back that you're the Spirit Detective Yusuke." I said looking at him.
"Anymore questions?" I asked.
"Yeah……...How long ago did you figure it out?" Yusuke asked.
"Umm about 20 minutes ago," I said. He did an anime trip and everyone else sweatdropped. Then all of a sudden there was a giant rumble that sounded close to a laugh. We all stopped and got on our guard.
"Hahaha, worthless humans! You will die! Keep going forward till you see a door if you want to meet your death." A load voice boomed around us. Of course we kept going forward with no thought of death but his on our minds. Then we saw two large doors a few feet ahead of us. Yusuke and Kuwabara kicked both doors open.
"Really boys try to act more civil!" I said with a bit of sarcasm in my voice.
"Ladies first," Yusuke said.
"That means you Kuwabara," I said to him so everyone could hear. I heard Yusuke snicker then Kuwabara yelling at me.
"Hey is that a challenge?" He yelled.
"Only if you want it to be," I replied.
"Alright right here and now!" He yelled.
"Please I don't have time to beat the crap out of you again." With that said I stepped forward first into the dark room. They followed close behind. As we walked torches started to light up everywhere. We were sure to stay on our guard the entire time. Then a shadowy figure appeared a few feet ahead of us. We stopped and waited for him to show himself.
"Hahaha I am Genbu part of the four saint beasts. Do you have any questions before you die?" He said walking forward into the light where we saw that he was a stone beast.
"Yeah how is a beast a saint? I'm lost." Yusuke said sarcastically. [A/N-Sorry I just love that line I couldn't leave it out].
"So which one of you will die first? Or are you going to attack at the same time?" Genbu asked ignoring Yusuke's question.
"Hey, you gonna answer my question or what?" Yusuke asked.
"What will it be?" Genbu asked once again ignoring Yusuke. Yusuke pouted and started muttering something about rocks and idiots.
"I will fight him," Kurama said stepping forward.
"Alright," Yusuke said and we all stepped backward.
"Hahaha so it will be one on one eh? Fine with me." The beast said stepping forward.
"Sir the first move is yours," Kurama said. [I love that line too! He's just too polite!]
"Hahaha," Genbu said melting into the stone. 'Oh so that's why he led us all into a stone room'
"Ahh where did he go?" Kuwabara yelled looking around. Kurama was also on his guard narrowing his eyes trying to sense him. I could tell he wasn't succeeding though. I had also tried to sense him but with no luck. He was masking his presence very well. Then out of the ground underneath Kurama, Genbu came flying out.
"Watch out Kurama!" Yusuke yelled. Kurama though had sensed him in time and had moved out of the way. It went on like that for a few minutes with Genbu melting into the stone and then jumping out and trying to attack Kurama. And Kurama dodging every time.
"Come on Kurama! Kill him!" Yusuke yelled. "You can't just spend the whole day dodging!"
"You're right," Kurama said stopping and pulling something out from behind his hair. It looked like a... rose!!!
"What?" Yusuke said under his breath.
"What is that Urameshi?" Kuwabara asked pointing at the rose.
"It's Kurama's trademark move," Hiei said.
"What, is he gonna poke him with the thorns?" Kuwabara asked.
"Idiot! Of course not!" Hiei yelled at Kuwabara.
"Then what………" Yusuke was about to say but was cut off when Kurama started to do something to the rose.
"Rose whip!" He yelled. And then a second later the rose had turned into a whip with thorns poking everywhere. I had sensed him use his spirit energy when he did that. Now it all made sense. Kuwabara and Yusuke though were still a bit confused obviously but didn't say anything. Suddenly rose pedals started falling from the ceiling making it smell………well………like a rose.
"It smells pretty.……..I don't like it!" Kuwabara said.
"Yeah he should be a tough guy like you and be obsessed with kittens," Yusuke replied grinning.
"Hey!" Kuwabara said making a fist. I couldn't help but laugh myself. He really got Kuwabara good. Out of the corner of my eye I saw Hiei staring at me. I stopped laughing and turned towards him. He had his head turned towards the battle- field pretending like he had been watching that the entire time. I didn't have time to think about it because I saw Genbu jump out of the ground towards Kurama. Kurama was obviously ready though and cut him in lots of pieces with his rose whip.
"Yeah!!!" Yusuke and Kuwabara cheered. I watched as Genbu fell to the ground cut in half. There wasn't something right about it though. Yusuke and Kuwabara running over to congratulate Kurama interrupted my thoughts once more. Hiei soon followed except he was walking not skipping/running like Yusuke and Kuwabara. I also walked over to see them already indulged in a conversation. They were saying something about fights ending quickly. It was like a blur to me. I had my eyes focused on Genbu's parts lying everywhere, especially his head. I could have sworn I saw it move.
"So do we go up the stairs or what?" Yusuke said.
"Yeah I guess." Kuwabara said and they started towards the stairs. I was about to follow when I actually saw it move!
"Wait. Kurama's fight isn't over yet." I said with my eyes still fixed on the head waiting for it to move again.
"What do you mean Robin?" Yusuke asked turning around.
"Yes it would appear she is correct," Kurama said walking back over to the Genbu slices. Suddenly it sort of put its self back together.
"What? How the heck………" Yusuke said trailing off.
"Hahahahaha you thought you were done with me but you were severely wrong and it's going to cost you," He said after pulling himself back together.
"Urameshi……… how did he do that?" Kuwabara asked pointing at Genbu.
"Hahaha you can cut me up all you want but I could just put myself back together. It also makes for a great attack," He said separating himself into all the parts Kurama had cut him into and launching them at Kurama.
"Watch out Kurama!" Yusuke yelled. Kurama quickly dodged out of the way while all the parts turned around and launched at him again. Even I was stumped on how Kurama was going to beat him. I suppose he could blast him and blow him all the way up so there would be nothing of him left but I didn't know if he had that power. Kurama kept on dodging him for another few minutes before he just stopped and put his hands in front of him to protect himself.
"What the heck are you doing Kurama?!" Yusuke yelled.
"He's not gonna dodge!" Kuwabara yelled stating the obvious. I watched as Kurama stood his ground and Genbu past right through him wounding him in many places. After he had past him Genbu put himself back together. Except there was something wrong.
"Hahaha you must have been driven to insanity," Genbu said. Then Kurama stood up quietly laughing. I noticed he was holding something in his hand though.
"Yes I am sure of it, now you are laughing," Genbu said then he suddenly noticed that Kurama was upside down or more like he was upside down.
"What is happening?!" He yelled as Yusuke, Kuwabara, and I started cracking up. It was a hilarious site. Genbu's head was between his legs while an arm was where his head should be and another arm was where a leg should be while the leg was where the head should be. Yusuke and Kuwabara had gained control of their laughter as Kurama started talking.
"Hm, well it seem you are quite mixed up."
"What did you do to me!" Genbu yelled.
"Oh I just took this," Kurama said holding up the object that was in his hand. I noticed it was a small glowing green rock.
"What is that!" Genbu yelled.
"It is what allowed you to put yourself back together the right way," Kurama replied.
"Now let's see what happens when it is destroyed," Kurama said lifting up his rose whip to slice it in half.
"Wait Kurama!" Yusuke yelled.
"What is it Yusuke?" Kurama asked looking over confused. The only reply he got was Yusuke holding out his hands.
"Yeah! Monkey in the Middle!" Kuwabara yelled answering Kurama's question. Suddenly understanding came on Kurama's face and he threw it to Kuwabara. But Kuwabara being the clumsy idiot he was dropped it.
"Kuwabara!!!!" We all yelled.
"Sorry!" He said bending over to pick it up.
"See it's not broken………wait there is a chip." He said making us all sweatdrop. We looked over at Genbu, who this whole time was hopping over to Kuwabara on his one leg and, tripping and getting up the whole way. We noticed he had a hole on an arm, which had a light coming out of it. Then when Genbu was close to Kuwabara he threw it to Yusuke. Yusuke waited a few moments for Genbu to hop over to him then he faked throwing it back to Kurama and threw it to me instead. Unfortunately for Genbu he actually thought he was going to throw it to Kurama and leapt and front and fell down tripping over his arm. I held onto it for a little while before throwing it to Hiei who caught it easily with one hand. As soon as he had caught it he threw it back to Kurama. Genbu slowly crawled over to Kurama.
"Please don't!" He begged.
"Sorry, have a nice after life," Kurama said slicing it in half with his rose whip. We all watched as Genbu glowed for a second before blowing up. Then we ran over to Kurama and began congratulating him. Suddenly he fell over.
"KURAMA!" We yelled.
"It's okay………I just got a few wounds from the battle," He said standing up.
"If Kurama is injured we are going to have some trouble," Hiei said. Then we started up the steps to the next monster.

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Hey not bad 5 pages. Has to be the longest one yet. Key word there. Yet. As you can see I had a lot of the lines from the show included in here. I just love them too much not to include them. Hehe review and I might update.