Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ Abyssal Plains and Love ❯ You've Pulled Hiei! How Awful For You... ( Chapter 10 )

You: No way in four lifetimes will I fight Hiei!

Me: You have to, you drew his name.

You: Shimatta (!)…..

Hiei: Hurry, I don't have all day.

You: Hold your freakin' horse!

//and so your fight started. Hiei's speed far excceded yours, but he seemed to be holding back. So, you gave him no mercy, you shot at him with your fists & feet. He finally gave it his all and just to keep up, you had to revert to your demon form. He raised his eyebrows at this, but kept fighting. You were mostly just throwing random punches, and a third of the time you actually made contact. After an hour, Hiei kicked you and you fell down flat. Then, you decided to give up, you were so tired//

Me: Hmph. You are such a baka. You should have hit him on his forehead. Then he wouldn't have been able to see and you could have beat on him then. Really.

Hiei: Hurry and fight, you talkative kitsune.

Me: Stuff you mouth. Here. -Hands over nine daggers, two hairpins, a rose, a handful of chopsticks, my katana, & my hairpiece-

Hiei: Eight less then last time, new record.

You: Huh? How does she carry all that?

Hiei: Megz is obsessed with weapons. She had the hairpins, rose, and hairpiece in her hair. Two of the daggers came from her pockets, one came from her hair, another probably came from her back pocket, and the other five came from her boots.

Kurama: Chopsticks came from her pockets; katana was on her back. The hairpins and hairpiece are really bombs.

You: Damn, she's resourceful.

Me: You slow, chikan, kitsune (!).

Kurama: You are going to pay for that you know.

Me: So? I don't really care.

//and so the fight began. He used flying fists to try and distract me, but I responded to it by kicking him and making him fall down. He promptly got back up and threw a sharp punch to my stomach, I flipped to avoid it. He then kicked me down and I flipped into a tree. Kurama jumped up to me and kicked me off the tree. I flipped under so I was holding on with my knees, then I dropped down and he followed. After an hour we were both so tired that we collapsed on the ground//

Me: What-is-with-you?

Kurama: Hey-at-least-I-didn't-revert.

Hiei: You two are so odd. Can't you two fight without going into the trees?

Me: No.

Kurama: She starts it.

You: The two of you fight like a cat and dog might. It is quiet funny to see you fight though.

Melissa: Hiei, hurry so that the regular training can start.

Hiei: Coming, oh mighty queen.

Melissa: You will regret that in due time little one.

Me: I resent that.

Melissa: It wasn't directed toward you.

//so the fight began. Melissa was obviously going to lose, but not before she knocked Hiei down a couple of dozen times. So, they fought for pride and glory. Wait, never mind, they only fought for pride. Anyway, after an hour, Hiei knocked her down. She just gave up after that//

Me: K-kun, explain how this helps us?

Kurama: It's for the girl; she needs to be able to fend against your evil cousin.

Me: Hey, it ain't my fault she's blood. If it were my choice, I would disown her. Myara won't let me though.

Hiei: What in the devil are you two talking about?

Me: Nothing, nothing at all.

Hiei: Yeah right. You two were conversing about the girl and Sellie. Even if you do not tell me, I shall find out. I have my ways.

Me: It is none of your concern. C'mon I want to train.

Hiei: Sure. Just throw the subject off.

Me: I'll tell you, but not now.

If you decide you're too tired and go home, go to Chapter 11

If you decide to train more, go to Chapter 12

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