Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ Abyssal Plains and Love ❯ Lalala... You've Been Kiddapped. ( Chapter 13 )

//the scene is of you being carried by the demon. You're still yelling profanity at the top of your lungs. Suddenly, the demon stops and goes through a tree. When your vision comes back, you gape as you see the beauty of Sellie's palace//

You: Dang, she has a huge place. Let-me-go!

Demon: As soon as we get to your room.

You: Gah! Let-me-go! -Demon carries you to a room and throws you down-

Demon: Stay here and put on that. -Points to a dress- It should fit perfectly.

You: I refuse to wear that filthy piece of crap.

Demon: You will wear it. -Leaves the room-

You: Hmph. Might as well look at the dress.

//fifty miles away, three people were getting ever closer to………. A house. Well, not just any house, my house//

Me: Myara! Naniona! I'm home!

Myara: Right. They took _________ and you need stardust, right?

Me: Yeah. I'll go get it. -Goes up the stairs-

Kurama: Hello Myara. Have you seen Sachi or Leita recently?

Myara: Nope. They haven't been over since Megz last cooked fried rice for them. I think that they left Ningenkai.

Hiei: My brother and his fool girlfriend live in Makai. For the moment they are unavailable to us here in Ningenkai.

Me: -comes back down the stairs- Got it. K-kun, have you ever met my cousin? I know you have Hiei.

Kurama: No, I don't believe I have.

Me: Better to be safe then sorry. -Takes some powder out of a bottle a blows it onto Kurama- Shape.

Kurama: What was that? Ahhhh!

Me: If the person you blow stardust isn't injured, you become a totally different person once someone says "shape".

Kurama: You could warn a person before doing that!

Me: Why? It's so much more fun just to let you figure it out yourself.

Hiei: Hn. Aren't you going to use that stuff on me?

Me: Gosh, can't you be patient? -Takes the powder and blows it on Hiei- Shape.

Kurama: You aren't in the least bit phased?!

Me: I've used stardust on Hiei so often that he isn't phased anymore. We often have to go off to Makai & I don't like rumors.

//okay, back to you//

You: Wow, this thing is pretty. Kurama would've loved this on me….. Too bad he isn't here right now. -You slip out of your clothes and slip onto the silky red dress that Sellie left you- Oh; this thing is gorgeous on me. Not that I'm vain or anything…

//back to me, Kurama, & Hiei. I'm in the bathroom doing something and Hiei is yelling at me//

Hiei: Let's go! What's taking you so long?!

Me: -muffled cause of the door- I'm doing my hair!

Kurama: How can you be so vain at a time like this?!

Me: - I come out of the bathroom while still doing my hair- I have to or Koenma will get even more pissed at me then he already is for not doing my hair last week. If I don't do my hair, he'll ground me for a year, literally.

Hiei: She's three-eights angel so she has to do her hair a certain way on the weekends or Koenma grounds her for a year if she doesn't do it twice in a row. Since she flies everywhere, it'll be very bad if she can't fly.

Kurama: Oh, I get it now.

Me: You think I would miss out on a chance to kick my cousin's ass?! -I finish my hair-

Kurama: No. But why are you wearing that?

Me: Ceremonial outfit (!). I hate wearing it.

Kurama: Why? It's pretty.

Me: It's very hard to wear it when you have to fly.

Hiei: Let's GO!

Me: Sheesh. I'mma coming.

//okay, so we're getting closer to you and you are still wearing the red dress, but now you're sitting on the bed//

You: Kurama, Kurama, where art thou Kurama? (!)

//okay; now I'm flying overhead and Hiei is searching 4 you with his Jagan. Kurama is not really doing anything….//

Me: Her castle is about five hundred yards to the east!

Hiei: I get the same reading. Come back down koi (!).

Kurama: I hope she's all right….

Me: -I land- She'll be fine. If you want, I can show you her.

Kurama: That would only make the pain in my heart worse.

Me: Let's go then.

//lalalala…. Okay, back to you! The star of the show//

You: Hey! I can sense K-kun and his friend. Hurry and save me….

//Yay! We've arrived at Sellie's castle! W00t for us!//

Kurama: Where is it?!

Me: Through the looking glass.

K-kun: What looking glass?

Me: The tree bakabakashii (!)!

K-kun: Oh, like in Through the Looking Glass?

Me: Ya think?! -We go through the tree-

Demon: Mistress Megan, welcome to Sellie's palace.

Me: Oh cut the crap baka! Just take me to her or I'll blow your head off!

Demon: Sheesh. Right this way to see the lady.

K-kun: -to me- Can't you be any less rude?

Me: He won't take anyone through unless you threaten him. I know the way of this castle.

Demon: We're here. Now take her and be off before mistress comes back.

Me: Thanks Joey. I owe you one.

K-kun: You KNOW him?!

Me: Maybe, maybe not.

You: Can we GO now?!

Me: Yes! -We run away to your house-

Go to Chapter 14 if Kurama kisses you when we get back

Go to Chapter 15 if you hug Kurama when we get back

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