Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ Abyssal Plains and Love ❯ It's Chapter 20! Wahoo! ( Chapter 20 )

Saylee: She's at it again!

Haru: What did she do this time?

Saylee: She wrote a yaoi fic.

K-kun: She put Hiei and I in it.

Sachi: -laughing his head off- I can't believe she would write something like that!! That's so funny…

Hiei: Can it Sachi. I'll decapitate you if I have to.

Uh… guys?

Minna: What?

Will someone do the disclaimer? Please?

Haru: She doesn't own it. She does, however, own a bunch of useless stuff.

Okay… onward.

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//okay… we're still at the counseling office. You're semi-knocked out. There's a mysterious person there, and K-kun is still in class. When will my madness end? Never//

You: @.@

Me: So… who's the mystery person?

???: Me? Me?

Me: Yeah… who. Are. You?

???: I am the great…. MYSTERIOUS PERSON!! -Evil laughter-

Me: Uh… right. But who are you?

???: Oh. My name is Bob. I'm ______'s other enemy.

Me: Uh… right. That's nice. -I return to my work-

You: Ugh… what happened?

Bob: Well, you came here. Then, you fainted, after that… your friend put an ice cube down your shirt. Uh… then, I smacked you and gave you swirly eyes! I think that sums it up.

You: Right… so, what are you doing here Bob?

Bob: I'm here to kidnap you and take you to my boss.

You: Um… okay.

Me: -I smack Bob on the back of his head-

Bob: X.x

Me: No need for thanks. ^.^

You: So… who do you think his boss is?

Me: I think it's my cousin. She has this talent for finding peoples' enemies and having them help her. Is his name really Bob?

You: No. His real name is Bartholomew Orin Babushka, B.O.B. for short.

Me: Ah. I see.

Bob: -Starting to come to-

Me: Uh. You can go back to class now ________.

You: -You nod and leave the office-

Bob: -Fully awake- Where did ___________ go?

Me: She went back to class. You can come get her at this address after school. -I write something down on a piece of paper- Come before eleven but after five. -I hand the paper to him- Buh-bye. -I wave to him-

Bob: You're not very subtle, are you?

Me: Nuh-uh.

Bob: Okay then… I'll be going. See you later.

Me: -I'm waving really quickly- Buh-bye!!

//screw the rest of the day. Let's skip to around six when Bob comes. Anyway, the address I had written down was the one for Genki's temple. Everyone was either play fighting or practicing something. Hiei, for example, was trying to hit me with his katana. I, however, easily evaded his attacks while using magic to make obstacles//

Bob: -arrives-

You: Oh joy of joys, it's Bob.

Me: -I'm whispering to you- Just let him take you. I've put a tracking spell on you, so you have no worries.

You: Okay Bob, you can take me to you boss, whoever she may be.

K-kun: -to me- Why did you tell her to do that?! She'll get taken away!

Me: That's the point. We need to follow her and find out who Bob's boss is.

Hiei: At it once again, eh Meg?

Me: Uh-huh. She's got two tracking spells, a double barrier, and I taught her how to repel powerful demons.

K-kun: -smacks his forehead- I should've know.

Bob: -walking away with you in tow-

Go to Chapter 21 if everyone (excluding you) fights in a melee fight when we get there.

Go to Chapter 22 if you join in the fray.

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Haru: What's Megz doing??

Naniona: She's practicing for Drill team.

Me: -I'm bending over in shorts (short, short shorts.)-

K-kun: -looking at my ass- She's got a nice ass.

Sachi: -hits K-kun over the head-

Myara: -to me- Don't break your wrists! And don't forget the facials!

Me: Gah! You're gonna kill me Myara!!

Naniona: -to no one in particular- Myara is the one who made Megz try out for drill.