Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ Abyssal Plains and Love ❯ Melee Fight! Oh Yeah! ( Chapter 22 )

I'mma back!!! They'll neva delete this story…. -evil laughter-

Haru: Megz had too much sugar this week.

Myara: But besides that something else happened…

Naniona: Lemme guess…. Something to do with a guy.

Myara: Naw… ya think?

Someone do the disclaimer!!!!!!!

Haru: Fine, fine. Megz owns nothing; she is in love with a guy in her History class though…

Gah! -I tackle Haru- what possessed you to say that???!!!!

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//okay… all of us were about to go get you, but first I was talking to Hiei about something. Then he starts concentrating on something for a while. After about three minutes, he stops//

Hiei: I contacted them. Now, we wait.

Me: Here they come.

Myara: -she and Naniona walk up- Okay… here we are. Have the others come yet?

Me: Nope, you're the first.

Haru: -walks up- So… what am I here for?

Me: I'll explain later, `kay?

May: -walks up- Hey sis. So, what's up?

Me: Wait for the others, then I'll explain.

Sachi/Leita: -walk up- We're here.

Hiei: Just a few more…

K-kun: How many did you contact?!

Me: Everyone.

K-kun: -sighs- That certainly sounds like you…

Jhey/Shri: -poof in- Hey, what's up?

K-kun: You'll have to wait for everyone else to find out.

Hisa/Hisao: -appear- Hello.

Cassy: -walks up- I'm here.

Saiji: -poofs in- Hey pretty lady… -tries to grab Leita's ass-

Sachi: -hits Saiji over the head- Don't touch her, perv.

Me: Hmm… where are they?

Iwataro: -comes up behind me- Boo.

Kimiyo: -behind Hiei- HI!

Hiei: -jumps up- Don't do that!

Yusuke/Kuwa: We're the last ones here?

Me: Hmm…nope. Ralynne still hasn't come. With her should be BriBri and Gwennie.

K-kun: Um… why all the people?

Me: -big smile- Melee fight at the castle. We're gonna go in through the front door.

Ralynne: -materializes- HI EVERYONE!

BriBri: No, I didn't let her have sugar. -Everyone looks at Gwennie-

Gwennie: Hey, don't look at me! I don't even carry sugar.

Me: Okay… you all probably know what you're here for.

May: To have a melee fight. Those are the best kind of fight!

Me: Twin, shut up for a second.

May: -pouting-

Me: You're here ta help save _______ and generally beat the crap outta my cousin's minions.

Cassy: Anything goes, right?

K-kun: Duh. This is Sellie we're talking about here. With her, there are no rules.

May: YEA! -Pulls out a crossbow-

Me: Wonderful. -I materialize a backpack-

Cassy: -evil grin- Just perfect. -Pulls out a really big bow-

Ralynne: ALL RIGHT! -Materializes a oar-

Kimiyo: -says nothing, just pulls out a really, really big gun-

Iwataro: -sighs and pulls out an axe-

Saiji: -takes out his staff thingy-

Everyone Else: -pulls out the weapon of his or her choice-

//yeah… anyway, we all trooped off to my cousin's castle. After about an hour, we reached the front door of her castle and Hiei kindly melted the huge, metal gate. Waiting for us were, hmm, a hundred or so of Sellie's soldiers, all with weapons. All of my sisters had these huge, malicious grins on their faces. I wonder why…//

K-kun: Aren't we going to formulate a plan of some kind?

May: Why would we do that?! That's ludicrous!

Me: She's right. With Sellie's kind of soldiers, ya kinda just rush in blindly and whack them.

Naniona: Heh… I love melee fights.

K-kun: Well then, we charge?

Me: Naw, you have to say it like this: CHARRRRGE!!!!!

Everyone: -rushes blindly into the fight-

//okay… so we rushed in blindly and whacked Sellie's soldiers. Ralynne was having a blast whacking the soldiers with her oar, a little too much fun I think. Iwataro, being protective of his sister, stayed close to her. Hisa and Hisao worked together, because Hisao is a healer and can't use anything but her slim lance and healing powers. May and I, on the other hand, were on opposite sides of the battlefield. Saiji, being the guy that he is, was half fighting, half checking my sisters out (!). Yeah, so all and all, it took three hours to fight Sellie's soldiers, because they just kept coming and coming. When we were finished, everyone had injuries, no matter what. Hisao and Myara were especially exhausted, `cause they healed everyone. A quick sip of Alevra (!) made them energetic again//

Me: Okay K-kun. It's your turn now. Our main objective…

May: Is to get him to…

Myara: The portal…

Naniona: Which is in the middle…

Cassy: Of the castle.

K-kun: Do you guys have to do that?!

Me: Naw. We just like to because it ticks you off.

Cassy: Okay, so now what?

May: Me and Meg'll go with K-kun to the portal, `yara and Nani-chan can team up with Hisa and Hisao to…

Me: Defeat any soldiers they may find. Iwataro and Kimiyo can…

Myara: Go to the armory and obtain weapons to replace any unusable ones.

Yusuke and Kuwa can go to the…

Naniona: Supply room and get some stardust for the big battle. Gwennie and BriBri can…

Me: Go to the kitchen for food and drink. Saiji and Jhey can…

May: Help anyone with substantial injuries that weren't healed completely. Everyone else can just help anyone who needs it. Any questions?

K-kun: What is this `portal' you speak of?

Myara: It's a portal to the abyssal plain. Duh.

Me: Here's a map of the castle. -I produce a map- Look at it and find you destination. E-kay (!)!

//let's visit you for a bit//

You: -you hear a soft giggling and slowly start to wake- Uh… where am I?

The Source of the Giggling: Hi, did Sellie send you to play with me? -More giggling-

You: -you open your eyes- Wha? Who are you? Where am I?

TSOTG: -giggling- Why don't you know? -More giggling- I'm Rinna and you're in the abyssal plain!

Go to Chapter 23.

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1: Saiji is a perv and my sisters were wearing battle outfits, which wouldn't be so bad if it wasn't us. For us, a battle outfit id a dress down to the knees with off the shoulder sleeves. Yeah… and our dresses were kinda torn…

2: Alevra is a made-up substance that heals you and gives you energy.

3: E-kay is go in Japanese.

Okay…. Review peoples!!

K-kun: Or Meg'll send Ari after you.

Myara: I insure you that you wouldn't want that.

May: Of course they wouldn't! Ari'd tear `em to pieces.

Haru: Meg and-

-I tackle Haru- Will you shut up already?! -I'm beating the crap outta Haru-

May: Well… we'd better go help poor Haru… ja ne!