Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ Advice...YYH style ❯ Kurama ( Chapter 6 )
[ Y - Young Adult: Not suitable for readers under 16 ]
By: SiriousB1 
Jeez! How does he handle all of us fangirls breathing down his neck, anyway!?
Anime/Manga: Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Self Insertion | Uploaded On: 09.21.2003 | Pages: 1 | Words: 750 | Visits: 282 | Status: Completed
Jeez! How does he handle all of us fangirls breathing down his neck, anyway!?
Anime/Manga: Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Self Insertion | Uploaded On: 09.21.2003 | Pages: 1 | Words: 750 | Visits: 282 | Status: Completed
Thank you once again to M-python-girl for your character and question ideas. Hm...I should be writing the next chapter to about five of my other stories, but I don't feel like it, so I'll just right this...Oh yeah, and there is a quote from Monty Python and The Holy Grail just for you!
Dear SiriousB1,
My life is horrible. I'm doomed to hide in this room with the door locked and the window shades down. Even now I am being very careful; I'm using only a small flashlight to get the light that I need to write this letter. You see, if I use too much light, they'll know that I'm here and they'll try to break into the house. They're always outside, waiting for the day when I'll have to go out for food or fresh air. But I never will. *Shifts under the blanket* It would be so much easier if they weren't there. Then all this secrecy wouldn't be necessary. I could lead a normal life in a normal community in a normal world. But, alas! I was made an anime character and have been destined to writing letters to advice columnists in the dead of night underneath the blanket as to dim the light of a small flashlight. Even now I can hear them outside. They're pitching their tents and fighting over spaces on the lawn. Oh, those evil fangirls! At first the idea of a Fan Club dedicated to me seemed like a good idea, but now I realize my mistake. It seems that all of the girls who joined it came to believe that if I had let them start a Fan Club, that I would indeed let them into my house. Of course, that is a load of rubbish. I would never let a girl into my house that stomp around with posters of my face stuck on a stick. And then, of course, there are the more extreme fangirls who feel the need to take pictures of my face and sew them onto their underwear and parade around with no pants on. (That's always amusing, yet very embarrassing if anyone I know sees it.) But then there are the REALLY scary fangirls who feel the need to cross over to the land of Yaoi. I never really understood why they feel that Hiei and myself make such a nice paring...complete mystery to me. But, anyway, what I need from you is advice on how to get rid of all these fangirls. They stalk me (well, I'm always in my room, so technically they just camp outside) all day and all night! Please, tell me how to forever leave the world of Crazed Fangirls and how to dismember the Kurama Fan Club!
Cordially,
Very Scared Kitsune
Dear Very Scared Kitsune,
Yeah, um, maybe I'm not the right one to be asking. You see, um, let me just say that I don't put pictures of you on my panties (that's just wrong...), but, um, I do have a, um, rather large collection of, um, pictures of you. So, maybe you should just send a note like this to, um, Gabby or someone and they can *suddenly gets pushed by a girl wearing a YYH shirt with a lipstick heart around Kurama* Hey! Watch where you're going, bitch! This is my camp spot, go find your own! Stupid girl...Right, so anyway, as I was saying, maybe you should ask someone who is not camped out right beneath your window. I...*very suddenly, a large group of girls and one guy come up and try to move SiriousB1's tent and place their own underneath Kurama's window* HEY!!! YOU ASSHOLES!! THIS IS MY SPOT!! GO FIND YOUR OWN!! What do you mean, you were here earlier? I've been here my whole fucking life! I saw you get here last week! What was that? My mama's so fat that when she walks down the street in a red dress everyone yells, "Kool-Aid!"? Was that what you said? It was! Well...YOUR MOTHER WAS A HAMSTER AND YOUR FATHER SMELT OF ELDERBERRIES!!! Now get the fuck outta' here! *Kicks all of their asses with her fake rose whip* Right, as I was saying...maybe you should ask a Hiei obsessed fangirl instead of one who is obsessed with you...I TOLD YOU TO GET AWAY!!!!!
Sincerely,
SiriousB1
Dear SiriousB1,
My life is horrible. I'm doomed to hide in this room with the door locked and the window shades down. Even now I am being very careful; I'm using only a small flashlight to get the light that I need to write this letter. You see, if I use too much light, they'll know that I'm here and they'll try to break into the house. They're always outside, waiting for the day when I'll have to go out for food or fresh air. But I never will. *Shifts under the blanket* It would be so much easier if they weren't there. Then all this secrecy wouldn't be necessary. I could lead a normal life in a normal community in a normal world. But, alas! I was made an anime character and have been destined to writing letters to advice columnists in the dead of night underneath the blanket as to dim the light of a small flashlight. Even now I can hear them outside. They're pitching their tents and fighting over spaces on the lawn. Oh, those evil fangirls! At first the idea of a Fan Club dedicated to me seemed like a good idea, but now I realize my mistake. It seems that all of the girls who joined it came to believe that if I had let them start a Fan Club, that I would indeed let them into my house. Of course, that is a load of rubbish. I would never let a girl into my house that stomp around with posters of my face stuck on a stick. And then, of course, there are the more extreme fangirls who feel the need to take pictures of my face and sew them onto their underwear and parade around with no pants on. (That's always amusing, yet very embarrassing if anyone I know sees it.) But then there are the REALLY scary fangirls who feel the need to cross over to the land of Yaoi. I never really understood why they feel that Hiei and myself make such a nice paring...complete mystery to me. But, anyway, what I need from you is advice on how to get rid of all these fangirls. They stalk me (well, I'm always in my room, so technically they just camp outside) all day and all night! Please, tell me how to forever leave the world of Crazed Fangirls and how to dismember the Kurama Fan Club!
Cordially,
Very Scared Kitsune
Dear Very Scared Kitsune,
Yeah, um, maybe I'm not the right one to be asking. You see, um, let me just say that I don't put pictures of you on my panties (that's just wrong...), but, um, I do have a, um, rather large collection of, um, pictures of you. So, maybe you should just send a note like this to, um, Gabby or someone and they can *suddenly gets pushed by a girl wearing a YYH shirt with a lipstick heart around Kurama* Hey! Watch where you're going, bitch! This is my camp spot, go find your own! Stupid girl...Right, so anyway, as I was saying, maybe you should ask someone who is not camped out right beneath your window. I...*very suddenly, a large group of girls and one guy come up and try to move SiriousB1's tent and place their own underneath Kurama's window* HEY!!! YOU ASSHOLES!! THIS IS MY SPOT!! GO FIND YOUR OWN!! What do you mean, you were here earlier? I've been here my whole fucking life! I saw you get here last week! What was that? My mama's so fat that when she walks down the street in a red dress everyone yells, "Kool-Aid!"? Was that what you said? It was! Well...YOUR MOTHER WAS A HAMSTER AND YOUR FATHER SMELT OF ELDERBERRIES!!! Now get the fuck outta' here! *Kicks all of their asses with her fake rose whip* Right, as I was saying...maybe you should ask a Hiei obsessed fangirl instead of one who is obsessed with you...I TOLD YOU TO GET AWAY!!!!!
Sincerely,
SiriousB1