Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ Advice...YYH style ❯ Hiei ( Chapter 9 )
[ Y - Young Adult: Not suitable for readers under 16 ]
By: SiriousB1 
Okay, everyone get all sharp objects AWAY from him NOW!!
Anime/Manga: Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Self Insertion | Uploaded On: 09.21.2003 | Pages: 1 | Words: 559 | Visits: 256 | Status: Completed
Okay, everyone get all sharp objects AWAY from him NOW!!
Anime/Manga: Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Self Insertion | Uploaded On: 09.21.2003 | Pages: 1 | Words: 559 | Visits: 256 | Status: Completed
Thank you to The Raven for your character and question. For all of you out there who are deeply disturbed by this...it goes along with a story that she wrote called "The Wilted Rose." It's really good story and it kind of goes along with this.
Dear SiriousB1,
I don't even know writing to an advice column shit, but whatever. Let me tell you first, I am right now about to kill myself. I hate my life. My sister loves an idiot, my best friend has gone insane, and I have feelings for a hanyou who is dating a human. I hope you can figure out who this people/demons are; I don't feel like naming names. I'm just very depressed; I have nothing left to live for. I mean, it isn't like anyone would care if I die, right? I guess my question is, what should I really do. I'm torn between death and living, but death seems very nice right now. Also, I have some demons after me because I stole some drugs from them. The drugs hide the pain I feel. I'm afraid to say I'm too weak to fight them. I guess what this really is, is a cry for help. If you want to help, you should hurry before the next question comes from someone named "A Girl Whose Brother Killed Himself."
Signed,
A Very Tired Demon
Dear A Very Tired Demon,
Okay, first thing's first...STEP AWAY FROM ANY SHARP OBJECTS, FIREARMS, LEDGES, ROPES, HEAVY OBJECTS, POISONS, AND WINDOWS...and whatever other suicide possibilities there are that I can't think of. Suicide is NEVER the answer. Trust me, my cousin did it. It is a good thing that you wrote to me because advice is just what you need. I am not a doctor so I can't get you back to your best state of mental health, but I can sure as hell try. You need to go see a psychiatrist as soon as possible. They'll be able to provide you medications to help you get out of your depression state. I know whom all the people that you're talking about are, and may I just say that, no matter what's happened to them, they would not want you to die. They will NEVER want you to die. Your sister is in love with an idiot? You love whom you love, and you've got to accept it. Unless, of course, he hurts her and then you have to talk her out of any sort of love interest of that sort. You yourself are in love with someone who is dating...talk to them about it. See what they say. And, lastly, your best friend has gone crazy. That is hard and there is nothing that you can do to make him better except to continue to provide support for him. Now, stealing was bad idea in the first place, but what's done is done. Get some help from your friends; I'm sure that they'd be glad to help you. No one wants to see you die. If you think the people around you are having trouble now...killing yourself will just make it worse. Get a psychiatrist and talk things over.
Sincerely,
SiriousB1
Dear SiriousB1,
I don't even know writing to an advice column shit, but whatever. Let me tell you first, I am right now about to kill myself. I hate my life. My sister loves an idiot, my best friend has gone insane, and I have feelings for a hanyou who is dating a human. I hope you can figure out who this people/demons are; I don't feel like naming names. I'm just very depressed; I have nothing left to live for. I mean, it isn't like anyone would care if I die, right? I guess my question is, what should I really do. I'm torn between death and living, but death seems very nice right now. Also, I have some demons after me because I stole some drugs from them. The drugs hide the pain I feel. I'm afraid to say I'm too weak to fight them. I guess what this really is, is a cry for help. If you want to help, you should hurry before the next question comes from someone named "A Girl Whose Brother Killed Himself."
Signed,
A Very Tired Demon
Dear A Very Tired Demon,
Okay, first thing's first...STEP AWAY FROM ANY SHARP OBJECTS, FIREARMS, LEDGES, ROPES, HEAVY OBJECTS, POISONS, AND WINDOWS...and whatever other suicide possibilities there are that I can't think of. Suicide is NEVER the answer. Trust me, my cousin did it. It is a good thing that you wrote to me because advice is just what you need. I am not a doctor so I can't get you back to your best state of mental health, but I can sure as hell try. You need to go see a psychiatrist as soon as possible. They'll be able to provide you medications to help you get out of your depression state. I know whom all the people that you're talking about are, and may I just say that, no matter what's happened to them, they would not want you to die. They will NEVER want you to die. Your sister is in love with an idiot? You love whom you love, and you've got to accept it. Unless, of course, he hurts her and then you have to talk her out of any sort of love interest of that sort. You yourself are in love with someone who is dating...talk to them about it. See what they say. And, lastly, your best friend has gone crazy. That is hard and there is nothing that you can do to make him better except to continue to provide support for him. Now, stealing was bad idea in the first place, but what's done is done. Get some help from your friends; I'm sure that they'd be glad to help you. No one wants to see you die. If you think the people around you are having trouble now...killing yourself will just make it worse. Get a psychiatrist and talk things over.
Sincerely,
SiriousB1