Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ Amber!!! Who the H*** is She??!!! ❯ Kurama's Announcement ( Chapter 1 )

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Amber!!! Who the H*** is She??!!!

By Tusuami

(bird chirps) (Enter flute moring song) (cuts off)

Freaky Narrator Dudett: WHAT IS THIS!!!!

Author: I don't really know. Perhaps a distraction.

Freaky Narrator Dude Kitwit: Frome what?

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Kurama: I have an announcement to make!

Yusuke: Shoot.

Tusuami: *waves hand*

Kurama: This is my girlfriend, Amber.

All: WHA!!!!!?

Tusuami: *anime fall*

Everyone else: *sweatdrop*

Amber: *sweetly* Hello!!

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Author: See!!

FNDK: Oh!! …Okay!

FND: *rolls on the floor laughing* This I-is *Laughs*

FNDK: Are you okay?

FND: I'm f-f-fin *hyperventilated from laughing*

Author: Should we get a respirator?

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Yusuke: Girl- girlfriend!

Tusuami: *chokes on Coco Puffs* *hack Hack HACK*

Kuwabara: Finally.

Tusuami: *falls to the floor*

Kuwabara: Are you okay?

Tusuami: *gasp* *wease* DO I LOOK OKAY!!!!!!?

Yusuke: For you… yes.

Tusuami: Hardy, har! Har! *cough* *cough*

Amber: Are you sure you're okay?

Tusuami: *spits out the cereal* I'M FINE!!! *storms out*