Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ An YuYu Ablm Fic ❯ Who's Baby Got Back?! ( Chapter 1 )

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A YuYu Album

Track #1

Baby Got Back sung by all of them

"Oh my god, Yukina, look at her butt. It is so big." Botan said as Keiko moved her hips from left to right slowly.

"She looks like one of those sprit detective girlfriends. Who understands those sprit detectives." Yukina replied

"They only talk to her because she looks like a total prostitute! I mean her butt, it's just so big."

"I can't believe it's so round, it's just out there. I mean, it's gross!"

"Look! She's just so....human!" Exclaimed Botan and at this point Yusuke jumps out of nowhere and begins to sing, in english!

"I like big butts and I cannot lie. My other partners can't deny, "Yusuke pauses to point as Kuwabara, Kurama and Hiei who are all nodding. "That when a Keiko walks in with an itty bitty waist and a round thing in my face I get sprung!"

Kuwabara interrupts Yusuke for his own chance at the spotlight, to sing his heart out. "Wanna pull up front, cuz you notice that butt was stuffed! Deep in the jeans she's wearing, I'm hooked and I can't stop staring! Oh, baby I wanna get with ya and take your picture!" He is now thinking of the time he tried to go out on a date with Yukina and how Hiei seemed like he was going to kill him.

"My homeboys tried to warn me but with that butt you got...."Kuwabara tries to squeak his voice up a couple of pitches, "Me so horny!"

Yusuke once again takes over from here. "Ooh, rub all of that smooth skin. Keiko you wanna get in my Benz? Well, use me, use me cuz you ain't that average groupie!" He grins and winks at Keiko sexuality.

Now the pimp daddy all them all, Kurama sings. "I've seen them dancin', the hell with romancin'. She sweat, wet, got it goin' like a turbo 'Vette." Flashbacks of all Kurama's previous lovers with vacuums for mouth flashes through his head and he zones out with drool escaping from his smooth thin lips.

Kuwabara sees his chance to sing while Yusuke flirts with Keiko and Kurama is out daydreaming. "I'm tired of magazines, saying flat butt's the only thing." A disgusted look is planted on his face but he soon recovers, "Take the average humans and ask them that. She gotta pack much back, so..Fellas!" Kuwabara shouts, Hiei is the only one who can answer him. "Yeah."

"Fellas!"

"Yeah."

"Has your girlfriend got the butt?"

"Hell yeah." Hiei snorts out doing his best to ignore the loud mouth, orange hair teen.

"Well, shake it." Kuwabara started to say.

"Shake it!" Yusuke says to Keiko.

"Shake it!" Kurama mutters to himself with the drool still hanging from his mouth.

"Shake it." Hiei says as the music and his imagination starts to work into his head.

"Shake that healthy butt." Kuwabara says with a smirk.

"Baby got back!" Hiei shouts, startling the others. Hiei's dirty imagination has finally been dust off after many years of vacation.

"LA face with Oakland booty." Koenma mutters as he quickly walks by.

"I like 'em round and big," Yusuke flashes his big naughty grins. "And when I'm throwin' a fit, I just can't help myself. I'm actin like an animal.." Yusuke runs and pounces on Keiko. But turns quickly back to the invisible audience to say, "Now here's my scandal."

"I wanna get you home and ugh, double ugh, ugh." Youko Kurama finishes his pelvic thrusts leaving Kuwabara and Hiei shocked. Eyes and mouths wide open.

"When did he turn into his demon form?" Hiei thought.

"I ain't talkin' bout Playboy," Youko Kurama continues. "Cuz silicone parts were made for toys." He then points towards Botan's chest. She gasps and blushes, "It's not true." She says to herself.

"I wanna 'em real thick and juicy, so find that juicy double. Kuramalot's in trouble. Beggin' for a piece of that bubble!"

"So I'm lookin' at rock videos," Kuwabara sings. "Watchin' these bimbos walkin' like hoes. You can have them bimbos,

I'll keep my women like Yukina. "Yukina blushes and looks at the floor.

"A word to the thick soul sistas," Kurama sings and automatically passes out he number to the 'Get a piece of Kurama hotline'. "I wanna get with ya, I won't cus or hit ya. But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna f*ck til the break of dawn!" Everyone sweatdrops as Kurama just continues his few lines from the song.

"Baby, I got it goin on a lot of pimps won't like this song, cuz them punks like to hit it and quit it. But I'd rather stay and play," He winks and points down to his pants. "Cuz I'm long and I'm strong and I'm down to get the friction on!"

"So Keiko." Yusuke says after finishing his lil 'pounce' on Keiko.

"Yeah." Keiko replies.

"Keiko."

"Yeah."

"If you wanna role in my Mercedes."

"Yeah."

"Then turn around, stick it out. Even my demon friends got to shout, baby got back." Yusuke says coolly and everyone nod in agreement with him.

"LA face with the Oakland booty." Koenma say again as he once again walks by quickly.

"Yeah baby." Kurama says with his 'I am gonna get laid' face on. "When it comes to females, cosmo and got nothin to do with my selection. 36." He points to his chest, "24." He points to his waist, "36." He points to his thighs and grins, "Only if she's 5'3."

Hiei had enough of not singing so he begins to sing in his deep yet sexuality voice of his, "So your girlfriend rolls a Honda. Playin' workout tapes by Fonda, but Fonda ain't got a motor in the back of her Honda." Hiei pats his butt to show what he was talking about. My katana don't want none unless you've got buns hon!" Hiei gets teary eyed as he begins to think of Mukuro working out. "You can do side bends or sit-ups, but please don't lose that butt."

Kurama is one hundred percent pleased that Hiei is getting into singing and he sings along with him. "Some brothers wanna play that hard role and tell you that the butt need to go." They both make a funny, sad face. "So they toss it and leave it and we pull up quick to retrieve it. So Cosmo says you're fat, well we ain't down with that cuz your waste is small and your curves are kickin' and I'm thinkin' bout stickin'"

"To the beanpole dames in the magazines." Yusuke stops the duo singing, "you ain't it Miss Thang give me a sista I can't resist her, red beans and rice didn't miss her.

"Some knucklehead tried to dis," Kurama exclaimed. "Cuz his girl was on my list. He had game but he chose to hit 'em and pulled up quick to get with 'em. So ladies if the butt is round and you wanna triple X throw down.

Dial 1-900-Kuramalot and kick them nasty thoughts."

"Baby got back!" They all shouted.

~The End!~

A/N: LoL that was totally wacky. I was just bored one day and I was listening to that song with thinking of yyh guys and I just pictured them singing that song while doing some funky dance moves. Sorry I couldn't make the story any better or funnier. I guess I aint a good writer yet, eh? I did enjoy writing these though n_n

I got these great idea to make more of these type of song fics so that where I got the idea of making this fic into a lil song thing in an yyh album fan fic thing..if you understood what I just said then you're smart! ^.^