Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ Anger Management Class ❯ Charley, the Person in My Head! ( Chapter 1 )

Hi, back with a new story! I think I had just a little too much fun with this one! *evil laughter echoes throughout house* Well, this is only a one chapter story, unless I get reviews asking for more… *crickets* Okay, well anywho, I hope you like!

Disclaimer: Okay, I may not own YYH now, but I will someday! *evil laughter* I do own Charley though! ^_^ *is proud* Well, she may be an idiot, but I do own her!

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Hiei: Why am I here again? *is literally being dragged down the street*

Yusuke: *points to Kurama* Hey, it wasn't my idea!

Kurama: Well I just thought it would be helpful if you-

Hiei: -Well you thought wrong now put me down! *is struggling to break free of their grasp* Damn it let go!

Kurama: You see, you're angry!

Hiei: *sarcastically* Oh, yah think, I'm being dragged down a street by my cooler, practically being choking! Oh just wait `till I break free, YOU WILL PAY! If only I had my katana!

They came to a small building and went in. Kurama went to the front desk while Yusuke and Kuwabara were tying Hiei up so he couldn't run.

Kurama: Hi, Hiei's here for his appointment.

Dude at Counter: Oh, yes, the nutter, right through that door there. *points to door marked MCC (mental case class)*

Hiei: *is trying to hope away* Must-escape! *some dude comes and drags Hiei to the MCC room* YOU WILL PAY KITSUNE!

Kurama: We'll be back to get you in a few hours.

Hiei: DAMN YOU KITSUNE! *door shuts*

Yusuke: I don't think this is such a good idea, Kurama.

Kuwabara: Yah, he's gonna kill you when he gets out.

Kurama: We'll just have to hope this class works. -.-'

Inside the MCC Room:

Some Dude with Clipboard: So why don't we start with telling each other our names and why we're here? Why don't we start with you? *points to Hiei*

Hiei: *is gnawing on ropes* *stops* Hn. *starts to gnaw again*

DWC: Okay, let's try this again, what is your name?

Hiei: *growls* Shut up ningen!

DWC: … Excuse me?

Hiei: You heard what I said, shut-up-ningen! *is still gnawing on ropes* Just wait until I am free, I will kill the fox!

DWC: Okay, I can see why you're here, now I just need your name. So…

Hiei: You want to know my name, give me sweet snow and I'll tell you.

DWC: Sweet snow?

Hiei: *points to randomly placed calendar with a picture of ice cream on it*

DWC: Oh, you mean ice cream.

Hiei: *growls* I said sweet snow!

DWC: Okay-okay! *grabs randomly placed (sorry, I just like to place things randomly in my stories! ^-^') bowl of ice cream and sets it in front of Hiei*

Hiei: *looks at ice cream* And how do you propose I eat this with my hands tied together? *is very annoyed*

DWC: Oh, of course! *unties Hiei's hands*

Hiei: BUWAHAHAHAHAHAHA- *coughs* *is choking* *gasps* HAAAAAAAAAAAH! *eats ice cream* Now I shall get my revenge on the kitsune! *tries to open door* *can't* NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

DWC: Oh, that, the door's locked from the outside.

Hiei: Give me the key ningen or you will suffer!

DWC: I, I don't have it.

Hiei: What?!

DWC: They unlock the door when the class is over.

Hiei: *goes back to seat* *pouts*

A Wile Later:

The door slowly opened and a girls walked in. She was short, about 5' (I can already see where this is going). She had short shoulder length hair, she had crimson eyes and was wearing all black with a cool white collar (sound like any one?). She has a headband and bandages on her right arm (of course ^_^).

Hiei: *runs to door* *door shuts before he gets there* Damn, why do you torture me this way?!

Girl: Hi, umm, is this the bathroom?

DWC: Umm… No… This is the MCC room… You must be Charley!

Charley: How do you know my name?!

DWC: Umm, it's on my clipboard.

Charley: Oh… Good, so that's what you ningens do with clipboards!

DWC: -.-;; O-kay… So, why are you here?

Charley: *shrugs* Fred brought me to this place and told me this was a bathroom, she must have lied… Wait, she sent me to a mental institute!

DWC: Close.

Hiei: Please tell me you have a key!

Charley: OMG you're Hiei!

Hiei: Yes, I think I already know that, but do you have a key?

Charley: I'm Charley of the HRFG, KARFG, KERFG *gasps* AND the HOI!

Hiei: You have a lot of free time don't you?

Charley: … Yes, yes I do.

Hiei: Hn. Ningen.

Charley: I am NOT a ningen! *points to headband*

Hiei: Right, you have a jagan, we believe you.

Charley: I do!

Hiei: Can you prove this?

Charley: Yes! *pulls off headband revealing purple jagan*

Ningens in the Room: *oohs and awws*

Charley: What?!

Hiei: Hn. Ningens. So do you have a key or what?

Charley: No. Hn, if only Fred were here, she could pick locks, but nooooooo, she had to go and trap me here. The kitsune's got it in for me, DAMN YOU FRED!

Hiei: You know, you remind me of some one, but I can't quite put my finger on it…

DWC: Umm, what exactly is going on?

Charley: Shut up ningen!

DWC: O.O Okay, but… what's a ningen?

Charley: *death glare*

DWC: O.O

A LONG Wile Later:

The door opened again and Kuronue and a girl walked in. The girl was tall and had bat wings and long pointed ears (wow, more ppl that are the same!)

Kuronue: Umm, I'm here for the midget.

DWC: Which one?

Hiei and Charley: *growls*

Girl with Wings and Funky Ears: This one's mine. *pats Charley on head*

Charley: *slaps girls hand* Riley, take me to Fred, I have a bone or to ta' pick with her!

Riley: Okay-okay, why are you so mad, I thought this place was supposed to help you channel your anger!

Charley: Oh, you haven't seen me angry yet, just wait until I get my hands on you kitsune! *sees Kuronue* Oh, you must be Kuronue, I'm Charley. ^_^

Kuronue: How do you know my language?!

Charley: o_o;;

Kuronue: Stop stealing me water!

Hiei: You're drunk again aren't you?

Kuronue: If I tell you will you stop stealing my water?

Hiei: *sighs* Where's the kitsune?

Charley: Oh, you have a kitsune too?

Hiei: Yes, a very evil one that I shall soon kill!

Charley: Same.

Riley: Hey, I want beer, gimme!

Kuronue: *is holding up can* You want some?

Riley: Yes!

Kuronue: Well too bad, it's mine! *sticks out tongue and runs*

Riley: *growls* How dare you! *runs after shutting door behind her*

Hiei and Charley: NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!

Hiei: There better be sweet snow in this for me! *is pissed*

Charley: Mmmm, sweet snow…

Both: Mmmm, sweet snow. ^_^

Some Dude: Umm-

Charley: You dare to take my sweet snow?!

Hiei: You must die! *tries to take out katana* *doesn't have it* Oh, yah, the kitsune.

Charley: Wait, I have mine! *tries to take out katana* *doesn't have it* Oh, yah, the kitsune…

Both: DAMN KITSUNE!

Hiei: My prized possession!

Charley: My ONLY possession!

Hiei: And no it's gone!

Charley: Just like my sweet snow!

Both: *are very, VERY pissed* I will kill you kitsune!

THE END

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So, that's it! Oh and I would just like to say, Charley, Fred and Ryally ARE and I repeat ARE girls! Anywho, I hope you liked, it's only a one chapter fan fic unless I get a lot of reviews asking for a sequel… *crickets chirping in background* Okay, so what are you waiting for, got review!

Ja!