Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ Ask the Yu Yu Hakusho Characters ANYTHING!!! ❯ QUESTIONING!!! ( Chapter 3 )

AnimeAngel007: HI EVERYONE!!! JUST SO YOU DON'T THINK I'M AN INSENSITIVE JERK WHO HAS PLENTY OF OTHER THINGS TO DO BESIDES UPDATING…I'M UPDATING!!! YAAY!!!

Yusuke: Which one are you updating? *looks at title* oh no…

Kuwabara: That's not good…

AnimeAngel007: AND IN HONOR OF THIS EVENT, I'M GIVING KUWABARA A FIVE SECOND HEAD COUNT!

Kuwabara: o_0 *starts scuffling away*

AnimeAngel007: Isn't it a shame I don't know how to count? GET OVER HERE KUWABAKA!!!

Kuwabara: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!

Arctic_Fox999: Since angel's a little busy, me, Sailor Dark, and Lonely_Destiny are the assistants! No more room for more assistants please!

Some Guy In Audience: Awwwwww…*walks away*

Sailor Dark: *blinks* Well anyway, Karate Kitty! Stand up to ask questions!

Karate Kitty: OK! *holds up some flashcards that appeared out of a closet that appeared out of nowhere* Yusuke, when you were training with Genkai, did she give you your own room and a few luxuries? Or did you have to sleep with the wolves?

Yusuke: …No…I DIDN'T have any time to even sleep for crying out loud! If I could, had to sleep outside, darn it. Not too many wolves, but I hated the part where I had to sleep with snakes for three weeks…

Karate Kitty: o_0

Yusuke: And no water or a hairdryer. I had to wash myself in the river if I had time, and I dried myself off with a towel. The towel was pretty much the only luxury. Genkai would occasionally give me food, but sometimes I had to hunt.

Lonely Destiny: Ookaaayyy….

Karate Kitty: …Um, then Yukina, how smart do you think Kuwabara is? You can be honest, you don't always have to be polite about what you REALLY think of Kuwabara.

Yukina: No, Kazuma-san is always nice. He always explains things to me, although I do not really understand the meaning of `love' he always talks about.

Hiei: …

Karate Kitty: gross…

Arctic Fox999: WAY TOO MUCH INFO!!!

Karate Kitty: Erm, Eikitchi, what is it like having to be cuddled by Kuwabara?

Eikitchi: meow?

Lonely Destiny: …would you repeat that?

Sailor Dark: ANYONE HERE KNOW HOW TO SPEAK CAT?!?

AnimeAngel007: *comes in dragging Kuwabara's unconscious carcass behind her* I DO!!!

Everyone: o_0

Eikitchi: meow meow mew…

AnimeAngel007: *nods her head* uh huh…no way…NO WAY!!!

Sailor Dark: WHATS SHE SAYING?!?

AnimeAngel007: She told me about this place with really great sushi and…

Arctic: WHAT DOES SHE THINK?!?

AnimeAngel007: o_0 SHE SAYS SHE ENJOYS IT SINCE SHE GETS SO MUCH ATTENTION!!!

Audience: *goes awww*

Dark: HEY?!? WHO LEFT THE AWW SIGN ON THAT SCREEN?!?

Destiny: Dunno…

Karate Kitty: *sweatdrops* Um then I guess that answers my disinfectant question…

AnimeAngel007: Nata, she says she sprays it on herself anyway…

Arctic: Well ok then…next questioner…

Dark: OOHH!!! THAT'LL BE ME!!! Hiei, why does your hair defy all laws of gravity?

Hiei: Hn…

AnimeAngel007: *makes one of those beeping sounds on gameshows when the answer is incorrect* ANSWER!!!

Hiei: It just stays that way…its just hair.

Arctic: NEXT QUESTIONER!!! Oh wait, that would be me! ^_^

Destiny: *sweatdrops* so whats your question?

Arctic: Kurama! How much stuff can you fit in your hair?!?

Kurama: *sweatdrops* Actually, the plants and seeds you see usually materialize in my hair, so they're not exactly there.

Arctic: Oh…

Destiny: Next!!! *pushes the buzzer button*

Okashi: *walks in*

AnimeAngel007: Oh great! I thought I took care of you with that tootsie pop!!!

Okashi: IT WASN'T ENOUGH SUGAR!!! *hyperventilates*

Destiny: So…whats your question?

Okashi: CAN I GLOMP KURAMA?!?

Kurama: *quickly replies* No

Okashi: …Then why is Kuwabara stupid?

Kuwabara: x_X

Arctic: May I point out to exhibit one? *points to Kuwabara's unconscious figure*

Okashi: Can I be your assistant?

AnimeAngel007: I'll think about it…

Okashi: Can I glomp Trunks?

AnimeAngel007: Wrong fanfic Okashi…

Okashi: Can you come into my writing office for a second Kurama?

AnimeAngel007: No…

Okashi: Can Trunks come into my writing office then?

AnimeAngel007: DARN IT!!! I SAID WRONG FAN FIC!!! AND YOU DON'T HAVE A WRITING OFFICE!!!

Okashi: Do you celebrate Thanksgiving?

Everyone: Sometimes…

Okashi: How come Kuwabara was never accidently mistaken for a turkey? I mean, they look alike.

Arctic: Good question…

Kuwabara: *wakes up* TURKEY?!? Why I oughta…

Destiny: *sighs*

Okashi: Can Kurama gamble with me for his shirt?

Kurama: No

Okashi: Oh ok…do I have a partially hentai mind?

Everyone: Yes…

Dark: *shouts at the long line flowing through the doorway* NEXT!!!

Ford: YO!!! Karasu, how old are you?

Karasu: I prefer…not to talk about age…

Ford: Why do you try to kill the things you like or love?

Karasu: Theres more beauty in things when they are in death…

Destiny: Ewwww…

Ford: Ok, then why does your hair look like antennaes?

Karasu: …You don't like my hair? *a grenade slowly starts forming in his hand*

Arctic: o_0 AIIIEEE!!! OY NO BOMBS, THIS STAGE IS REALLY HARD TO FIX!!!

Ford: Um…do you wear anything other than black?

Karasu: Black is such a…soothing color wouldn't you say?

AnimeAngel007: *cough* *cough* no…

Karasu: *glares* But red is very flattering too…like blood…

AnimeAngel007: *gulps*

Ford: Ok…HAVE YOU EVER BEEN THROWN OUT OF A GROCERY STORE?!?

Karasu: *narrows his eyes* No…but in this girl's fanfic I was…once…

AnimeAngel007: o_0 I DIDN'T DO IT!!!

Destiny: NEXT!!! MOVE IT PEOPLE, DEMONS, AND OTHER BEINGS!!!

Janey: Ok, does Hiei love me?!?

Hiei: Hn…I don't even know you…

Arctic: Don't worry, he never knows anything…

Hiei: *glare*

Janey: Then do Jin and Touya have a relationship?

Jin: Aye, same as with Kurama and Hiei there, Togashi didn't make me or Touya there in any relationships.

Touya: *nods his head silently*

Janey: …Then did Hiei ever grow yet? Or didn't puberty hit him yet?

Dark: …Demons grow puberty?

Hiei: Hn…

AnimeAngel007: *sweatdrops* I don't think he's grown much…

Janey: Why is Kuwabara so ugly?

Kuwabara: HEY!!!

AnimeAngel007: The real question is, will he ever stop getting uglier!

Kuwabara: GAH!!!

Janey: Does Kurama still love Maya?

Kurama: No…I've already grown over her, and anyway I'm not interested in relationships because I care for their safety.

Audience: Awwwww….

Dark: SOMEONE SHOULD REALLY GET THAT SCREEN FIXED!!!

Destiny and Arctic: NEXT VICTIM!!! I MEAN…UHH…PEOPLE!!!

Okashi: *walks in again*

AnimeAngel007: o_0 DON'T YOU EVER QUIT?!?

Okashi: nope!

AnimeAngel007: -_-;;

Okashi: Who is cuter and who should I go out with: Trunks or Kurama?

AnimeAngel007: We already talked about that….don't start another argument…

Arctic: NEXT!!!

Destiny: OH!!! *grabs microphone* Hi, uhm…how tall is Hiei?

Hiei: Hn…baka…

AnimeAngel007: Lessee…*pulls out measuring tape*

Hiei: *glares*

AnimeAngel007: o_0 Or not…I'd say from here…about 5'2"…

Destiny: Oh…then does he use gel for his hair?

Hiei: Hn…I said it was natural…

Destiny: Then how smart are you?

AnimeAngel007: KURAMA!!!

Kurama: Yes?

AnimeAngel007: HOW SMART IS HIEI?!?

Kurama: May I ask why you're asking me?

AnimeAngel007: Cause I think he will kill me!

Hiei: Hn…

Kurama: He's a good strategist…

Dark: Ok…strategist smart then…

Destiny: Ok then why doesn't anyone kill Kuwabaka, I mean…Kuwabara…?

Kuwabara: KUWABAKA?!?

AnimeAngel007: …Cause then the animators might sue…-_-;;

Arctic: COME BACK NEXT TIME!!!

Dark: FOR MORE!!!

Destiny: ASK THE YYH!!!

Disclaimer: OWN NO YU HAKUSHO YU!!! (I thought I would make the words simpler so you people would actually comprehend this…)