Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ Bite Me, Bite You ❯ Bite Me, Bite You ( One-Shot )

Disclaimer: Yu Yu Hakusho belongs to Yoshihiro Togashi

A/N: I wrote this after reading a long, OOC and overly angsty fic in which Hiei and Kurama eventually became engaged and mated for life. There's only so much I can take before I start mocking things.

 

Bite Me, Bite You
by darlingfox

“The hell you will,” Hiei growled and backed against the headboard. “I take it back if that's required.”

“But Hiei,” Kurama whined and crawled closer, pausing momentarily to kick a wrinkled sheet off his leg. “I wish for it and you said that you agree with me.”

“That was before that particular detail. And don't come any closer!” Hiei warned and eyed Kurama suspiciously. “No touching until this is sorted out.”

“What's there to sort out? You said you want me and I most definitely want and love you.” Suddenly Kurama's eyes were full of tears. “Don't you love me anymore?”

“Have you hit your head recently?” Hiei reviewed the past few days in his head and the answer was negative. Damn. “You will not bite me.”

“But that's what it takes to mate for life,” Kurama explained again. “There has to be biting involved. Blood too, but you don't seem to have a problem with that.”

“I'm a demon, you idiot,” Hiei snapped. “Of course I don't have a problem with blood. I do, however, have problems with letting someone sink his teeth into me.”

“It's barely a nibble!”

“A nibble you won't be giving!”

Kurama pouted. “You're being unreasonable. I'm not going to eat you, just to draw blood. Only a little bit!” he added when Hiei's expression darkened.

“Then let me bite you,” Hiei suggested sleekly and continued, “You're always happy enough when I do that anyway. What's the problem this time?”

The answer was a silence and to Hiei's astonishment, Kurama blushed abruptly and looked extremely embarrassed.

“Are you telling me you didn't even think that you wouldn't have to bite?” Hiei blinked. “What crack were you on while you read that book?”

“Nothing,” Kurama said defensively. “The author just said that the dominant should bite and that both should consume blood.”

“The bleeding is easily arranged. This hasn't healed yet.” Hiei fingered a scratch on his shoulder. Kurama really should shorten his nails soon. “But tell me, and I'm asking this just out of morbid curiosity, where did you get the idea that I am somehow submissive to you?”

“Well, the author said that the taller and older one is typically the dominant. She also said that the dominant has usually some sort of a secret and a dark and angsty past, and that he's always the physically stronger one. And mentally too, come to think of it…” Kurama trailed off. “You're right. Maybe there was something in that tea I drank.”

“See? That didn't take long.” Hiei relaxed and beckoned to Kurama. “Now come here and I'll bite you somewhere your mother won't see it, let you lick some blood and then we can have another round of mind-blowing sex.”

“I like the way you think.” Kurama smiled brightly and reached out to stroke Hiei's chest. “So practical.”

“Someone has to be. And for the record, I do love you.”

The End.