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Blue Color Comedy YYH Style

By: Koristune Dragonrider and Cece Williams

 

(Most of this material belongs to Bill Engvall, Jeff Foxworthy, Ron White, and Larry the Cable Guy. The anime ones belong to us. Oh and we don't own YYH either. Have a nice reading!)

 

You Might Be a Redneck

 

 

 

Hiei; You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws.

 

Yusuke/Kuwabara: (looks at Hiei)

 

Hiei: What?

 

Yusuke/Kuwabara: You might be a redneck.

 

Hiei: One time, I was playing Soul Calibur while talking with my friend. I screamed, "Yes! You my man!" and my friend said, "Beat the game?" I said “Nope, Kurama was stripping in front of me.” Here's your sign.

 

Kurama: If you think Inuyasha makes a great pet you might be a redneck.

 

Inuyasha: (instands) Shut up, you fox!

 

Kurama: Shut up yourself, mutt, I'm trying to do a show here!

 

Yusuke: You believe dual air bags refer to your wife and mother-in-law. (pauses) Okay, there was this one time . . .

 

Kuwabara: Last year I had a chance to go elk hunting. I got me a nice one, and I hung it on the den wall in my house. My neighbor comes over and he says, "Did you shoot that thing?" I said, "Nope. He ran through the wall and got stuck. Here's your sign."

 

Kurama: I believe the crippled stool is the Cadillac of the poopin' stool.

 

Kuwabara: If you think Greenpeace is and organization about plants, you might be a Yusuke.

 

Yusuke: Hey!

 

Kurama: You consider your license plate personalized because your dad made it in prison. (looks at Yusuke)

 

Yusuke: What, I'm proud that he made them for me.

 

Kurama: You might be a redneck.

 

Yusuke: I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade. And try to find somebody whose life gives them vodka, and have a party.

 

Kuwabara: A few weeks ago my car broke down on the road. I had it pulled over to the side, and there's just smoke pouring out of the motor. A guy stops to see if I'm all right, but he asks the stupid question. He said, "Car break down?" I said, "Nah, car wanted a cigarette, so I pulled over!" Here's your sign! I was in the store the other day, and I'm buying some new pants. I put the pants on the counter to buy them, and the little girl behind the counter goes, "Are you gonna buy those?" I said, "Nope, gonna steal them! I just wanted you to see them before I walked out with them." Here's your sign!

 

Hiei: If you think tater tots are toddlers with potatoes in their hands, you might be a Kuwabara.

 

Kuwabara: Hey!

 

Yusuke: Someone asks to see your ID and you show them your belt buckle.

 

Hiei: What? I won the WWF Smack Down.

 

Hiei:"Youko walked around in the Makai one day, and this ogre asked him, "Hey, you a fox demon?" "Nope. Inuyasha's half-cousin. Twice removed." Here's your sign."

 

Kuwabara: If you think Youko is a cat, you might be a Karasu.

 

Karasu: I thought he was.

 

Yusuke: Your dad walks you to school because you are both in the same grade. (looks at Kuwabara)

 

Kuwabara: What? What?

 

Kurama: You've ever climbed a water tower with a bucket of paint to defend your sister's honor.

 

Hiei: They wrote bad things about her!

 

Yusuke: I believe you show me a three year old running around a flea market in his underpants drinking Coca-Cola out of a baby bottle, and I'll show you a future NASCAR fan.

 

Kurama: "Yusuke used the Spirit Gun one day, and this idiot looked at him and said, "That your pointer finger?" "Nope. Flipped the bird. Then it ran off." Here's your sign."

 

Hiei: If you think, that if you want the show Hellsing, that Hell is singing, you might be a redneck.

 

Yusuke: Hiei went to a swords shop one day and decided to buy a sword. The clerk asked, "Gonna buy it?" Hiei said "Nope, gonna steal it. I just wanted you to see it first." Here's your sign.

 

Kurama: Your wife has ever said, "Come move this transmission so I can take a bath." You might be a redneck.

 

Shiori: He still hasn't moved that transmission.

 

Yusuke: I believe that guns don't kill people, husbands that come home early do.

 

Hiei: If you think Michael Jackson is a male transvestite . . . I do!

 

Kuwabara: That billboard that says, "SAY NO TO CRACK" reminds you to pull up your jeans, you might be a redneck.

 

Yusuke: You have more belt-buckles than pants. (looks at Hiei)

 

Hiei: I didn't do anything this time.

 

Kurama: If you hear someone yell “Fire!” and you ask “Is Hiei here?” You might be a redneck.

 

Yusuke: I believe that Britney Spears should be one of Baskin Robbins' 32 flavors. Two scoops!

 

KuramaHiei/Kuwabara: (shakes head)

 

Kuwabara: "Kurama was in his garden one day, and someone saw how big his plants were. He said, "Hey, you use Miracle-Gro?" "Nope. Threaten them to grow or Kuwabara would eat them." Here's your sign."

 

Hiei: I believe if you show me a baby with a pistol in his hands and a baby bottle in the other, I'll show you a future bank robber.

 

Hiei: "Kurama was training one day with his Rose Whip and this moron looks at him and says, "Is that real?" "Nope. It's actually a garden hose with razor blades. Here's your sign."

 

Yusuke: I believe, Jin isn't mentally challenged. He's just a little horny."

 

END

 

Look for our sequel “Whose Line: YYH Style”