Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ Chibi Hiei On The Run ❯ Honey, I Blew Up Hiei! Oukii Hiei! ( Chapter 3 )

[ P - Pre-Teen ]

Saiyan Moon Goddess: "LOOK!! This is the list of Anime and Non Anime Hiei and I will visit in this story. In this same order they will be visited. Hope you like them! I know a few more series, but I don't know much about them. FOR EXAMPLE: I know NOTHING about Fushigi Yugi! I'm adding it to please a school friend of mine who happens to love Tasuke (Is that who you spell it?). I'll gather as much information as I can because I'm not quite interested in this serie right now. Also, that friend of mine will appear in one of the Alternated Universes to join us."





~ANIME AND NON AMINE LIST: (Total: 20)~

1. Digimon (Check)

2. Card Captor Sakura (Under Construction)

3. Sonic X (Sonic is getting some speed competition.)

4. Escaflowne

5. Pretty Sammy

6. Ranma: Ranma and Akane have Marlene and Hiei staying at their house, but how will Ranma's other "fiances" react to Marlene's presence? And Happosai? He's getting a murderous little demon on his tail if dares to touch Marlene. (Some pervert bashing.)

7. Pokemon: Hiei steals a special pokeball from Profesor Oak and no one notices, a rare pokemon makes an appearance and makes friends with him, and the Pokemon gang gets to meet.....HIEI'S KOKURYUHA?!!!!

8. Ruroini Kenshin (I'm not sure if I spelled this right.) (No ideas yet) (I never saw this Anime completely)

9. Powerpuff Girls (No ideas yet, but the Rowdyruff Boys appear.)

10. Beast Wars (Can you believe it?): Marlene and Hiei appear in space, right above the Earth, and start falling through the atmosphere. They get separated with the heat and preasure. In an attempt to save Hiei, Marlene throws her trident at him and it protects him from the fall. She manages to land safely, but the Predacons find Hiei and are now after her. Will the Maximals reach her in time? Will Marlene save Hiei with the help of a certain winged-dog Maximal and an eight-legged Predacon?

11. Gundam Wing: Marlene and Hiei appear inside an OZ base while it's being attacked by the Gundam Pilots and get separated in the fire. An OZ soldier discovers Hiei. How will OZ react to the news of a REAL, ALIVE, demon child? The Gundam Pilots look for for answers while OZ will try anything to capture the little demon. Even send THEIR perfect soldier. You'll never guess who it is.

12. Tenchi Muyo (I once planned to leave this as one of the lasts.) (No ideas yet)

13. Alternated Universes (I don't know how many they are yet)

14. Fushigi Yugi (I know NOTHING about this Anime.)

*15. Saber Marionette J: The Marionettes meet a human/demon GIRL and a demon kid. Marlene tries to get Hiei back to normal, but she only makes things worse and everything comes upside down.

*16. Zenki (I'm shocked that there are NO Zenki fanfics here. This is a GREAT Anime. Zenki could remind me of Vegeta.): Marlene and Hiei meet a stubborn, arrogant, violent, and bratty little guardian spirit who lives with a teenage sorceress. Will the Seeds of Karma infect Hiei or Marlene? Or will they simply get attacked by one of the monsters?

*17. Dragon Ball Z (A Terrible catastrophe will happen here.): Marlene lost Hiei (Again), and the DBZ gang help find him. But what happens when Marlene points her trident at the moon (I doesn't have to be full), and it turns golden? What happens when she looks at the golden moon? (Violence)

*18. Inuyasha: Inuyasha has to deal with another stubborn girl and a little three-eyed demon to boot. Will Hiei annoy the hell out of him? What will they do when Inu's older brother appears? (I haven't seen many Inuyasha episodes yet.)

*19. Yu-Gi-Oh! (Yugi is in for a BIG surprise.): Marlene and Hiei meet none other than the King of Games and his friends. Marlene stays here for more than a day, always leaving to a private place with little Yugi after he leaves school and returning home late. What do they all day?

*20. Sailor Moon S (This one is last because I'm planning on some good drama.): The Sailor Soldiers are suspicious at first, but then welcome the demon pair with open arms. They intent to leave the next day, but some Heart Snatcher monsters will get in their way. Marlene tells Hiei the story of her life as Ashika and how she was reborn into the Ningenkai. This could take more than one chapter and is pretty sad.






As you can see, I leave the best series for last. I always do that.

IMPORTANT!!: Want to know why I placed the asterisk from 15 to 20? Either find out yourself
(which I really doubt you will) or wait until I write those chapters. Suggestions, ideas are
welcomed for the upcoming series. If you want me to write a few more chapters about how the
YYH gang and Marlene's brother are doing once in a while, tell me.

THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION AND SAYONARA!!

NOW ON WITH THE STORY!!!

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~Chibi Hiei On The Run~ By Saiyan Moon Goddess

~Chapter 3: Honey, I Blew Up Hiei! Oukii Hiei!~





"Where is he?" Marlene growled.

Marlene walked through a crowded city. She had lost Chibi Hiei, again.

"When I find that gaki, he'll regret running off again. I like kids, but he's pushing it too far."

About a mile away from the neko youkai, there was a school. The weird thing is that everything was quiet. It was 3:00 pm, time for the students to go home. And the students were all lying on the floor.

"Where did he go?!" a voice shouted.

A girl with short auburn hair and green eyes ran by the fallen students, careful not to step on anybody. She was wearing a weird costume, and holding a wand. Following her close behind was a yellow "stuffed" toy with white wings, and three other kids her age. The first was a girl with long black hair and blue eyes, holding a video camera, the second was a boy with messy chocolate hair and brown eyes, he wore some kind of chinese outfit, and the last one was a girl with long black hair done in two pigtails and red eyes, she wore a chinese outfit too.

The green-eyed girl looked up and saw a black blur pass by.

"He's faster than The Dash Card!" she yelled.

"This one may be trouble." said the flying toy.

"But Kero, are you sure this is a Clow Card?" said the girl. "I don't feel it!"

"Hey, I don't remember a card like this one either, but like I said: 'Expect the unexpected'."

"There it is, on the roof!" the chinese girl said.

The girl in the costume took out a card, threw it in the air, and hit it with her wand.

"Fly!" she shouted.

A pair of long wings sprouted on the wand. The girl and her friend with the camera sat on the wand and flew toward the roof, followed by the yellow toy. The chinese boy took out a sword.

"Element Wind!"

Strong winds surrounded the boy and the chinese girl. They ascended to the building's roof.

Just then, Marlene walked into the school. She looked around at all the students lying on the floor.

"What happened here?!"

She ran to one of the kids and checked him over. She was shocked to find out he was asleep.

"He's asleep?" the neko demon said. "I know school is boring, but this is too weird. All the students can't fall asleep just like that. Something is just not right here and I doubt Hiei could do this. Let's see."

Marlene felt around for Hiei's youki. The neko got a lock on it and looked up at the school buulding's roof.

"Gotcha." she said triumphaly.

She ran toward the building.

'I'll have to use the fast way if I want to catch him before he runs off again.' she thought. 'Damn, I hate this!'

On the roof, the group of kids had surrounded the small shadow they had been chasing. The chibi figure sat on the edge of the roof, staring at the older kids.

'What are they doing?' Chibi Hiei thought.

"My wand is not working on him!" shouted the auburn-haired girl in panic.

"I think the stuffed animal did a big mistake." said the chinese boy.

"I'm not a stuffed animal!" shouted the yellow toy.

Chibi Hiei glanced at each kid as they talked. The girl with the long wand tried to use it against him and yelled something about a Clow Card, but the wand did nothing to him. So he just stared in amusement as they argued.

"If he's not a Clow Card, then what is he?!" shouted the chinese girl. "A boy with a third eye is not normal!!"

Chibi Hiei stared until he caught the glimpse of someone behind them. He recognized the figure immediately.

"Marlene-san!" he called.

Hiei stood up and ran to his friend, passing by the cardcaptor group, who just stared in wonder.

The neko youkai stood on another edge of the roof. She trembled violently, her eyes were tighly closed, her fists clenched, she gritted her teeth, and tried to keep her head up, which proved to be difficult. She was on her neko youkai form.

"Oi, Marlene-san!" Chibi Hiei called again, then stopped as he saw her pained expression. "What's wrong? Are you okay?"

"I'm...fine." she almost growled. She calmed down and sighed deeply. She looked at the small jaganshi, and let out a small gasp. All three of his eyes were exposed. "Where is your headband?"

"I think I lost it somewhere." Chibi Hiei shrugged.

"Unfortunately, I don't have another headband with me right now. But I can't leave you like that." She turned back into a human.

"Oi!" a voice called them.

Marlene and Hiei turned to the cardcaptor group. They were staring at them like idiots.

"Oh, gomen, I didn't see you." said Marlene as Chibi Hiei held her hand as if she was his mother or sister.

The girl with auburn hair held her wand in front of her. "Are you Clow Cards too?"

"What's a Clow Card?" asked Chibi Hiei.

The other kids stared at him. Marlene took word.

"Oh, I'm sure this is just a big missunderstading. We're not Clow Cards, whatever that is."

"Are you monsters?" asked the chinese girl.

"No." Marlene replied. "My name is Marlene. And the kid here is Hiei. We'll be only staying for a day and then return home."

"I'm Sakura." said the girl with the wand. She introduced her friends. "The little guy is Kero, my friend with the camera is Tomoyo, the boy is Shaoran, and the chinese girl is Meilin."

"A pleasure to meet you." Marlene stared at them. "It seems to me you're the ones who see strange things every day. We need a place to stay until tomorrow and..." She glanced at Chibi Hiei. "...and a headband if you have one."

"Um, sure." said Sakura. "Let's go to my house. We can talk there."

"By the way, what happened to all the students here?" Marlene asked.

Sakura took out a card and held it up for her to see. "The Sleep Card." she said.

"O...kay." was all Marlene could say. Chibi Hiei wasn't paying attention as he played with his black bangs.

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They all went to Sakura's house. Fortunately for them, Sakura's brother and father weren't home. So they all went to the living room, and, while eating some pudding, they had a long conversation. Marlene told the cardcaptor group why they were there and Sakura told her story too. Chibi Hiei ran off while they talked, into the kitchen, and only Shaoran noticed. He was still suspicious about the demon pair. Demons were supposed to be evil. However, these two seemed to be good people. Especially Hiei, who looked too innocent. (How wrong he was.)

"This pudding is great." Marlene said. "Though it tastes a little too sweet. Don't you think?"

"Yeah, maybe I put too much sugar in it." said Sakura.

"Oi, where's Hiei?" Marlene looked around for the boy. She saw Shaoran glaring at the kitchen door.

"I saw him going into the kitchen about half an hour ago." he said, not looking at her.

Marlene's expression turned into worry. She turned to Sakura. "Sakura, do you have ice cream in your fridge?"

"Hai, why?" she replied.

"And more pudding?"

"Yeah. What's going on?"

"Oh no!" Marlene got up and ran to the kitchen. The others followed her.

The neko demon stepped into the kitchen and froze. Her eyes widened and her jaw fell. But she went meerly two steps inside, and stepped on something wet and slippery.

"YAAAHHHH!!!!!!!!" *CRASH* Marlene slipped to the other side of the kitchen and crashed into a wall.

The others entered the kitchen and froze too.

The refrigerator's door was wide open. The counter had a few empty plates and two empty bowls of ice cream. Not to mention the ice cream spilled on the floor, which Marlene had slipped on. Chibi Hiei was sitting on the floor eating ice cream from a third bowl with his hands. His face had ice cream all over it, as well as his clothes, and the blue headband that Sakura had given him.

"Hiei, what are you doing?!" Marlene finally came to, wringing the melted ice cream out of her hair.

"My ice cream!" Sakura yelled.

"My pudding!" Kero started crying.

Chibi Hiei finished eating and looked up at Marlene with big puppy eyes. "Hi, Marlene-san."

Marlene almost melted under the innocent stare, but quickly got over it and walked calmly toward the demon child as the others stared. She knelt down and...

"OWOWOWOWOW! ITAIIIIII!" Chibi Hiei cried as Marlene yanked him out of the kitchen by his ear. "Marlene-san, that hurts!"

As she reached the stairs, she called to the others. "Excuse me for a few minutes, this little guy needs a bath!"

"Alright, I'll bring you some dry clothes later!" Sakura called back.

"That kid is trouble." Meilin said.

They could still hear Chibi Hiei's yells and protests. Sakura turned to the others and said: "Oh well, let's clean up this mess."

"Are you really giving Hiei some of your clothes?" said Meilin.

"I can't. So I was thinking of something even better." Sakura looked at Shaoran, Meilin did the same.

Shaoran stared back. Until he realized what Sakura meant. He stepped back, eyes widened. "Nani?! You can't be serious!" he yelled angrily at Sakura.

"Oh come, Shaoran. You can give Hiei better clothes than me."

"Iie!"

"Why not?"

"Because..." Suddenly he turned bright red. Meilin laughed out loud.

"What's so funny?" Sakura asked.

"It's just that...I just remembered that..." Meilin laughed louder. "Shaoran's clothes are all dirty! All he has clean right now are his chinese outfits!"

Sakura stared at Shaoran wide-eyed. "So, you mean..."

"I can't wait to see that three-eyed kid in chinese clothes." Meilin said.

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Later...

"Hiei, you couldn't look cuter." Marlene said.

Marlene sat on the couch with Chibi Hiei sitting beside her. The boy was staring at his black, blue (my two favorite colors), and white chinese outfit. He wore another blue headband and black shoes.

"I feel weird." he muttered.

"I love your hat."

Chibi Hiei blushed and touched the chinese hat that went with his clothes.

Sakura suddenly stood up from her seat and went to them.

"Guys, I just sensed a Clow Card. We're going to catch it. Do you want to come along?"

"Sure, we'd love to help."

"Then let's go!"

They went to the city and started searching for anything unusual.

"So, what kind of card are we looking for?"

"Does that give you an idea?"

They all looked at the direction Shaoran was pointing to, and gasped. It was a huge rat!

"Ahhhh!!" Meilin yelled and hid behind Shaoran, as did Sakura and Tomoyo. Marlene only stared at the rat.

"A rat?" she said. "Since when are rats this big? What kind of card can do this?"

"You just said it, Marlene. It must be The Big Card." Kero stated.

"Alright. We should look for it. As long as that rat doesn't get any closer." Sakura said as she and Tomoyo hugged each other. They let go for a moment and Sakura released The Fly Card. A pair of white wings sprouted from the tip of her wand. Sakura and Tomoyo sat on the wand. Sakura turned to the neko demon.

"I only have room for two. Marlene, you and Hiei follow Shaoran and Meilin." And with that she flew away into the air, Kero close behind.

The big rat had run off, and Shaoran and Meilin were about to follow their friends. Marlene looked around for Hiei, But the little kid was not in sight.

"Oi, where's Hiei?"

***************

Sakura and Tomoyo spotted The Big Card sitting on a fountain, and landed. The card had just used its magic on a small fish.

"Be careful, Sakura." said Tomoyo as Sakura approached it catiously. She was about to use her wand to seal it, when they all saw a small person standing in front of The Big Card. Sakura gasped.

"Hiei, no! Get away from it! It's dangerous!" she warned him, but he didn't listen.

Chibi Hiei stared at the Clow Card with wide, curious eyes. Even when it was sitting, he was like an ant (not literally) compared to it. The Big Card smiled down at him.

"Are you a fairy?" he asked.

The Big Card giggled and reached out to him with her wand.

"Hiei, look out!" Sakura yelled.

At that moment, Marlene, Shaoran, and Meilin appeared. They were running as fast as they could. Marlene saw Hiei and the card.

"Hiei!"

Chibi Hiei stared as the tip of the wand touched his nose. His body started glowing white, and he was growing in size.

"What's happening to him?!" Marlene yelled.

When Hiei stopped glowing, he had grown to about 20 feet tall! Chibi Hiei was now Oukii Hiei! Hiei stared at the doll-sized city.

"Sugoi! This is so cool!" his voice echoed through all the city. It was so loud, everyone had to cover their ears.

"Hiei, lower your voice!!" Marlene called to him as loud as she could. "Hiei, daijobou-ka?!"

Oukii Hiei looked down at her and the cardcaptors.

"Sugoi! Talking dolls!" his voice echoed again as he reached out to them. Everyone ran out of the way, except Marlene.

"Iie Hiei! AHH!"

Oukii Hiei grabbed the female youkai and brought her up. Marlene yelled and tried to break free, but his grip was too strong, and her arms were pinned. She looked down and almost yelped at how high she was.

"Hiei, put me down!"

Oukii Hiei stared at her. "Marlene-san? Is that you? How did you get so small?" His voice was like two or three discotheques together. Good thing she wasn't in youkai form, or she would've fainted.

"I didn't turn chibi!! You got turned into a giant!!" she yelled so her tiny voice could be heard. Fortunately, he had sensitive hearing too.

"Honto? I wanted to be tall, but not like this."

Marlene looked down at the cardcaptors. "Oi! How can Hiei turn back?!"

"There is only one way. You have to seal The Big Card, Sakura!" said Kero.

"Right!" Sakura turned to the fountain. The Big Card was gone. "Nani?! It's gone! Where did it go to?!"

"Great! First the three-eyed kid eats all the ice cream and pudding! Now he's a giant and we have to find the card responsible! Who knows where it disappeared to!" yelled a frustrated Meilin.

Suddenly, the ground started shaking violently.

"AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! IIE, YAMERO!!! I'M GETTING DIZZY!!"

They all looked up and their eyes got wide at the scene before them. Oukii Hiei was laughing histerically, it echoed in the air, throughout the city. Plus, he was running in circles like crazy. Poor Marlene had swirly eyes.

"What's going on?" said Sakura.

Oukii Hiei stopped running and stared at the figure in his hand with sparkling eyes.

"Look at the kawaii dolly!"

"Hiei-AAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!" she screamed as she was thrown into the air like a ball.

Sakura and the others gasped in horror. Marlene's human instincs had taken over and she started panicking. She felt the air's preassure painfully against her body. She looked down, seeing she was even higher than before, and screamed. Her eyes were as big as saucers as she began to fall.

"Oh, Kami-sama! I'm gonna die! I'M GONNA DIE!"

Oukii Hiei reached out and broke her fall as she fell on the palm of his hand. The cardcaptors sighed in relief. But before the neko demon could catch her creath, Oukii Hiei started running around again. The ground shook so violently, everyone fell on their faces. Hiei accidently stepped on small cars, mail boxes, fences, and a lot of other things. The cars were squashed like cockroaches and the fences and mail boxes were broken like mere toothpicks.

"Hiei, yamero! You're going to hurt someone!"

The neko demon's cries went unheard, but Hiei wasn't looking where he was going and stepped on a large school bus. The thing worked like a skate and Hiei lost control, rushing through the street. He tried to step off the bus, and when he did, he tripped and started falling backwards, toward a house, as he tried to regain his balance.

"LOOK OUT BELOW!!" Marlene yelled.

*CRAAAAAASSSHHHHH!*

The house got squashed under Hiei's back. Marlene was dazed, but quickly got over it and looked down at the crumbled house grimly.

"I just hope the house was empty. AH!"

Hiei got up and ran about once again.

"Sweet snow! SWEET SNOW!! SWEET SNOW!!!"

Marlene finally realized what the problem was.

"WHAT?! He on a sugar rush?! NOW?! Oh, great!" she cried loudly enough for the cardcaptors to hear. "This is a really bad time for him to go hyper!"

(SMG: "Well, you know he's a demon, so let's just say the sugar effects took a little longer.")

The cardcaptors quickly grabbed on to the first thing they could reach, a street light, as the ground continued shaking.

"H-how a-a-are w-we going to f-find the c-card if t-the g-g-ground k-keeps shaking l-l-like t-t-this?!" yelled Meilin.

"I-I h-have t-to rescue Marlene f-f-first!" Sakura yelled and took out a card. "Jump Card!"

The Jump Card was released and Sakura jumped high, she reached Oukii Hiei's hand, and pulled Marlene away from him. They landed safely on the ground.

"Okay, now what?!" yelled Meilin.

"Sakura, you have to calm him down! How about that card you used to put all the students in your school to sleep?"

"Great idea, Marlene!" She took out The Sleep Card. "Sleep Card, come forth." And she hit it with her wand. "Put that giant into dreamland!"

The Sleep Card flew toward the giant, hyper fire child, its spakling blue dust falling all over him. The sugar-rushed giant stopped in his tracks, his eyes closed half way, and he yawned.

"It's working!" Sakura said.

"Yeah, put we have a problem."

"What is it?"

Marlene pointed at Oukii Hiei, who was falling backwards. His shadow covered them. He was going to fall on top of them! Their eyes got wide.

"AAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!" they all yelled.

Not thinking twice, the five of them ran in different directions. There was a thunderous crash when Oukii Hiei's body connected with the concrete.

It was good luck that The Sleep Card had put everyone else in the city to sleep.

"Sugoi." Marlene said as she stared at her friend.

Sakura smiled proudly. "Sleeping like a baby."

"Yeah, a BIG baby." Shaoran said.

Oukii Hiei had curled into a ball and was sucking on his thumb as he slept peacefully. His chinese hat fell off his head and laid beside him.

"Okay, now we must find The Big Card." said Kero.

"But, can we leave him like this?" Marlene said, pointing at the sleeping giant.

"Well, the sleeping spell is strong, but I don't know how long it will last." Sakura said truthfully.

"I'll stay with him, then." Marlene said. "You go capture The Big Card."

"Okay, ja ne!"

Sakura and the others were gone. The neko girl sat beside the sleeping demon's head, staring at him.

"Oh, Hiei-chan." she whispered, and smiled. "You're cute, but you're going to be the end of me."

To Be Continued.....







Saiyan Moon Goddess: "Sorry, the chapter was getting longer than I had planned. But don't worry, for there is MORE ahead. Right now I'll be typing the second chapter of 'Code Name: Jade'."




NEXT TIME: Sakura invites everyone to the aquarium, and a catastrophe happens when they are attacked by The Watery Card. It's almost time for Marlene and Chibi Hiei to go through the portal, but they agree to stay to help the cardcaptors capture the card. For Marlene, this will be no problem at all.

NEXT CHAPTER: ~Chapter 4: The Watery Card VS The Water Demon~


**SMG's Japanese Diccionary**

youkai: ghost, phantom ("demon", in Yu Yu Hakusho's case)

neko: cat

gaki: brat

youki: demon energy

-san: Ms., Mr., Mrs.

oi: hey!

chibi: little

oukii: big

jaganshi: Jagan Master

gomen: sorry

hai: yes

itai: ouch

nani: what

iie: no

sugoi: wow, cool

honto: really

daijobou-ka: are you okay?

yamero: stop

kawaii: cute

Kami: God

-sama: Mr.; Mrs.; Ms. (Lord, Lady) (formal)

ja ne: see you later