Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ Crazy insane Like Interviews for Yuyuhaksho chacters ❯ Kuwabaka bashing ^_____^ ( Chapter 5 )
[ T - Teen: Not suitable for readers under 13 ]
Me: Hey people, I can't wait till the holidays!!^_________^
Hiei: Why? What's so importin about them?
Me: Hmm lets think for a second shall we. Cuz there's no school!!^_^
Hiei: Tell me what is this school in which you speak of?
Me: School is an evil fortress ran by killer chickans bent on world domonation!!!!! * shudders*
Hiei: AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Me: * covers ears* Hiei not so loud!!!
Hiei: Your not the boss of me!
Me: I am when I controll everything that goes on!!
Hiei: Hn baka nigen fanfic writer!
Me: THAT'S IT NO ONE CALLS ME A NIGEN I'M A DEMON THANKYOU!!! AND THE ONLY BAKA I KNOW IS KUWABAKA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hiei: Your not a demon!
Me: Um hello yes I am!
Hiei: Prove it!!
Me Fine I will!!!!
Hiei: Well come on I don't have all day!
Me: Hn * Transforms now has light blue hair, white cat ears, blue eyes, is wearing all blue, has blue wings, and has a tail wraped around her waist like a belt. *
Hiei: Well guess you are a demon.
Me: Yeah and the punishment for calling me a nigen is new co-hostes
Hiei: O.0' What?
Me: * Snaps fingers, three girls appear*
Hiei: Who are they?
Girl one: Hiei!!!! * Glomps him* I'm Jessirae this is Phoxy and this is Krate kitty.
Me: Nice to meet ya I'm Pyroprincess and you three are my new co-hostes.
Phoxy: Yay fun!! ^____________^
Krate kitty: Do we get to bash Kuwabaka?
Me: Yeah and I have all the equmpint.
Jessirae: * Still holding onto Hiei* Where?
Hiei: * Trying to break free* Get.......off.....of.......me!!!!!!!!!
Me: This way. * walks over to a door that says danger Kuwabaka bashing items*
Hiei: O.O Ok.
Phoxy: Cool!
Me: * Takes out a baseball bat, over sized mallet, anvile, horseshoe, and many other items* Here.
Hiei: Do the disclamier.
Me: No you do it!!
Hiei: Fine! * Breaks through Jessirae's grasp.*
Disclamier: Pyroprincess does not own any of the Kuwabaka bashing items. Nor does she own yuyuhakusho but she wants to own Touya!!
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Me: Um yay we get a new victam uh I mean interviewer.
Jessirae: Cool!!
Phoxy: Yippie!!
Krate kitty: Sweet I'm happy! ^__^
Kuwabaka: * Comes in* Hey my adoring fans!!
Me: O.0' Never mind.
Krate kitty: You dont have fans.
Jessirae: Yes he does.
Phoxy: Realy?
Me: Sure bashing fans!!
Krate kitty, Phoxy, * All fall to the floor laughing*
Kuwabaka: Um your supposed to ask me questions!
Me: How dare you tell us what to do!! * Hits him on the head with a mallet*
Kuwabaka: X.X * Out cold*
Me: Yay! * Does a littel happy dance*
Phoxy: Now what?
Jessirae: We eat sugar!!
Krate kitty: Yeah!
Me: * Takes out four bags of sugar* Here ya go.
All: * Eating sugar*
Kuwabaka: * Wakes up* Hey that was'nt nice!!
Krate kitty: Oh shutt up will you! * Throws a horseshoe at him*
Me: Nice one.
Krate kitty: Don't mess with me.
Jessirae: Yeah that'll show him!
Phoxy: We girls we bad. * dances*
Me: * Also dances* Uh huh you know it.
Krate kitty: * Starts danceing.* We girls we bad.
Jessirae: * Also starts danceing* Oh yeah we'll show it.
All: * Danceing and singing*
Kuwabaka: * Wakes up* Um oh great ones please ask me a question.
Me: Fine what is your name slave!
Kuwabaka: I'm not your slave!!
Jessirae Yes you are!
Phoxy: Anser the question!
Kuwabaka: My name is Kuwabara.
Me: Wrong!
Kuwabara: No it is'nt.
Jessirae: How dare you say that we lie!!! * Slaps him across the face*
Kuwabaka: X.X * Once again out cold*
Phoxy: Lets play a game.
All: Yeah!!
Me: But what?
Krate kitty: Um oh I know lets play a joke on someone.
Kuwabaka: * Wakes up, has a black eye* Ow my head.
Me: AHHHH!! My eyes they burn with the intensity of a thousend white hot suns!!!!!!
Krate kitty: It's soooo ugly.
Phoxy: I'm going to be sick.
Jessirae: * Faints*
Me: Oh no call the doctor!!
Krate kitty: We don't have a doctor!
Phoxy: I know! * Hits Kuwabaka with a baseball bat*
Jessirae: * Wakes up* HA HA HA that was hilliors!!!
Kuwabaka: * looking very ugly*
Me: Well thats it for the fun I have to watch Yuyuhakusho now.
Krate kitty: Me too.
Phoxy: Yep
Jessirae: And eat SUGAR!!!!!
All: * Leave*
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Me: Yahoo that was a blast!!
Hiei: You did'nt even ask him questions.
Jessirae: Hiei I love you * Glomps him*
Phoxy: So what?
Me: Bye bye.
Krate kitty: * Holds up glass* To sugar!
All: * Holding up glases* To sugar!!!
Me: R&R plz.
Hiei: Why? What's so importin about them?
Me: Hmm lets think for a second shall we. Cuz there's no school!!^_^
Hiei: Tell me what is this school in which you speak of?
Me: School is an evil fortress ran by killer chickans bent on world domonation!!!!! * shudders*
Hiei: AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Me: * covers ears* Hiei not so loud!!!
Hiei: Your not the boss of me!
Me: I am when I controll everything that goes on!!
Hiei: Hn baka nigen fanfic writer!
Me: THAT'S IT NO ONE CALLS ME A NIGEN I'M A DEMON THANKYOU!!! AND THE ONLY BAKA I KNOW IS KUWABAKA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hiei: Your not a demon!
Me: Um hello yes I am!
Hiei: Prove it!!
Me Fine I will!!!!
Hiei: Well come on I don't have all day!
Me: Hn * Transforms now has light blue hair, white cat ears, blue eyes, is wearing all blue, has blue wings, and has a tail wraped around her waist like a belt. *
Hiei: Well guess you are a demon.
Me: Yeah and the punishment for calling me a nigen is new co-hostes
Hiei: O.0' What?
Me: * Snaps fingers, three girls appear*
Hiei: Who are they?
Girl one: Hiei!!!! * Glomps him* I'm Jessirae this is Phoxy and this is Krate kitty.
Me: Nice to meet ya I'm Pyroprincess and you three are my new co-hostes.
Phoxy: Yay fun!! ^____________^
Krate kitty: Do we get to bash Kuwabaka?
Me: Yeah and I have all the equmpint.
Jessirae: * Still holding onto Hiei* Where?
Hiei: * Trying to break free* Get.......off.....of.......me!!!!!!!!!
Me: This way. * walks over to a door that says danger Kuwabaka bashing items*
Hiei: O.O Ok.
Phoxy: Cool!
Me: * Takes out a baseball bat, over sized mallet, anvile, horseshoe, and many other items* Here.
Hiei: Do the disclamier.
Me: No you do it!!
Hiei: Fine! * Breaks through Jessirae's grasp.*
Disclamier: Pyroprincess does not own any of the Kuwabaka bashing items. Nor does she own yuyuhakusho but she wants to own Touya!!
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Me: Um yay we get a new victam uh I mean interviewer.
Jessirae: Cool!!
Phoxy: Yippie!!
Krate kitty: Sweet I'm happy! ^__^
Kuwabaka: * Comes in* Hey my adoring fans!!
Me: O.0' Never mind.
Krate kitty: You dont have fans.
Jessirae: Yes he does.
Phoxy: Realy?
Me: Sure bashing fans!!
Krate kitty, Phoxy, * All fall to the floor laughing*
Kuwabaka: Um your supposed to ask me questions!
Me: How dare you tell us what to do!! * Hits him on the head with a mallet*
Kuwabaka: X.X * Out cold*
Me: Yay! * Does a littel happy dance*
Phoxy: Now what?
Jessirae: We eat sugar!!
Krate kitty: Yeah!
Me: * Takes out four bags of sugar* Here ya go.
All: * Eating sugar*
Kuwabaka: * Wakes up* Hey that was'nt nice!!
Krate kitty: Oh shutt up will you! * Throws a horseshoe at him*
Me: Nice one.
Krate kitty: Don't mess with me.
Jessirae: Yeah that'll show him!
Phoxy: We girls we bad. * dances*
Me: * Also dances* Uh huh you know it.
Krate kitty: * Starts danceing.* We girls we bad.
Jessirae: * Also starts danceing* Oh yeah we'll show it.
All: * Danceing and singing*
Kuwabaka: * Wakes up* Um oh great ones please ask me a question.
Me: Fine what is your name slave!
Kuwabaka: I'm not your slave!!
Jessirae Yes you are!
Phoxy: Anser the question!
Kuwabaka: My name is Kuwabara.
Me: Wrong!
Kuwabara: No it is'nt.
Jessirae: How dare you say that we lie!!! * Slaps him across the face*
Kuwabaka: X.X * Once again out cold*
Phoxy: Lets play a game.
All: Yeah!!
Me: But what?
Krate kitty: Um oh I know lets play a joke on someone.
Kuwabaka: * Wakes up, has a black eye* Ow my head.
Me: AHHHH!! My eyes they burn with the intensity of a thousend white hot suns!!!!!!
Krate kitty: It's soooo ugly.
Phoxy: I'm going to be sick.
Jessirae: * Faints*
Me: Oh no call the doctor!!
Krate kitty: We don't have a doctor!
Phoxy: I know! * Hits Kuwabaka with a baseball bat*
Jessirae: * Wakes up* HA HA HA that was hilliors!!!
Kuwabaka: * looking very ugly*
Me: Well thats it for the fun I have to watch Yuyuhakusho now.
Krate kitty: Me too.
Phoxy: Yep
Jessirae: And eat SUGAR!!!!!
All: * Leave*
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Me: Yahoo that was a blast!!
Hiei: You did'nt even ask him questions.
Jessirae: Hiei I love you * Glomps him*
Phoxy: So what?
Me: Bye bye.
Krate kitty: * Holds up glass* To sugar!
All: * Holding up glases* To sugar!!!
Me: R&R plz.