Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ Crazy insane Like Interviews for Yuyuhaksho chacters ❯ Kuwabaka bashing ^_____^ ( Chapter 5 )

[ T - Teen: Not suitable for readers under 13 ]
Me: Hey people, I can't wait till the holidays!!^_________^

Hiei: Why? What's so importin about them?

Me: Hmm lets think for a second shall we. Cuz there's no school!!^_^

Hiei: Tell me what is this school in which you speak of?

Me: School is an evil fortress ran by killer chickans bent on world domonation!!!!! * shudders*

Hiei: AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Me: * covers ears* Hiei not so loud!!!

Hiei: Your not the boss of me!

Me: I am when I controll everything that goes on!!

Hiei: Hn baka nigen fanfic writer!

Me: THAT'S IT NO ONE CALLS ME A NIGEN I'M A DEMON THANKYOU!!! AND THE ONLY BAKA I KNOW IS KUWABAKA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hiei: Your not a demon!

Me: Um hello yes I am!

Hiei: Prove it!!

Me Fine I will!!!!

Hiei: Well come on I don't have all day!

Me: Hn * Transforms now has light blue hair, white cat ears, blue eyes, is wearing all blue, has blue wings, and has a tail wraped around her waist like a belt. *

Hiei: Well guess you are a demon.

Me: Yeah and the punishment for calling me a nigen is new co-hostes

Hiei: O.0' What?

Me: * Snaps fingers, three girls appear*

Hiei: Who are they?

Girl one: Hiei!!!! * Glomps him* I'm Jessirae this is Phoxy and this is Krate kitty.

Me: Nice to meet ya I'm Pyroprincess and you three are my new co-hostes.

Phoxy: Yay fun!! ^____________^

Krate kitty: Do we get to bash Kuwabaka?

Me: Yeah and I have all the equmpint.

Jessirae: * Still holding onto Hiei* Where?

Hiei: * Trying to break free* Get.......off.....of.......me!!!!!!!!!

Me: This way. * walks over to a door that says danger Kuwabaka bashing items*

Hiei: O.O Ok.

Phoxy: Cool!

Me: * Takes out a baseball bat, over sized mallet, anvile, horseshoe, and many other items* Here.

Hiei: Do the disclamier.

Me: No you do it!!

Hiei: Fine! * Breaks through Jessirae's grasp.*

Disclamier: Pyroprincess does not own any of the Kuwabaka bashing items. Nor does she own yuyuhakusho but she wants to own Touya!!

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Me: Um yay we get a new victam uh I mean interviewer.

Jessirae: Cool!!

Phoxy: Yippie!!

Krate kitty: Sweet I'm happy! ^__^

Kuwabaka: * Comes in* Hey my adoring fans!!

Me: O.0' Never mind.

Krate kitty: You dont have fans.

Jessirae: Yes he does.

Phoxy: Realy?

Me: Sure bashing fans!!

Krate kitty, Phoxy, * All fall to the floor laughing*

Kuwabaka: Um your supposed to ask me questions!

Me: How dare you tell us what to do!! * Hits him on the head with a mallet*

Kuwabaka: X.X * Out cold*

Me: Yay! * Does a littel happy dance*

Phoxy: Now what?

Jessirae: We eat sugar!!

Krate kitty: Yeah!

Me: * Takes out four bags of sugar* Here ya go.

All: * Eating sugar*

Kuwabaka: * Wakes up* Hey that was'nt nice!!

Krate kitty: Oh shutt up will you! * Throws a horseshoe at him*

Me: Nice one.

Krate kitty: Don't mess with me.

Jessirae: Yeah that'll show him!

Phoxy: We girls we bad. * dances*

Me: * Also dances* Uh huh you know it.

Krate kitty: * Starts danceing.* We girls we bad.

Jessirae: * Also starts danceing* Oh yeah we'll show it.

All: * Danceing and singing*

Kuwabaka: * Wakes up* Um oh great ones please ask me a question.

Me: Fine what is your name slave!

Kuwabaka: I'm not your slave!!

Jessirae Yes you are!

Phoxy: Anser the question!

Kuwabaka: My name is Kuwabara.

Me: Wrong!

Kuwabara: No it is'nt.

Jessirae: How dare you say that we lie!!! * Slaps him across the face*

Kuwabaka: X.X * Once again out cold*

Phoxy: Lets play a game.

All: Yeah!!

Me: But what?

Krate kitty: Um oh I know lets play a joke on someone.

Kuwabaka: * Wakes up, has a black eye* Ow my head.

Me: AHHHH!! My eyes they burn with the intensity of a thousend white hot suns!!!!!!

Krate kitty: It's soooo ugly.

Phoxy: I'm going to be sick.

Jessirae: * Faints*

Me: Oh no call the doctor!!

Krate kitty: We don't have a doctor!

Phoxy: I know! * Hits Kuwabaka with a baseball bat*

Jessirae: * Wakes up* HA HA HA that was hilliors!!!

Kuwabaka: * looking very ugly*

Me: Well thats it for the fun I have to watch Yuyuhakusho now.

Krate kitty: Me too.

Phoxy: Yep

Jessirae: And eat SUGAR!!!!!

All: * Leave*
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Me: Yahoo that was a blast!!

Hiei: You did'nt even ask him questions.

Jessirae: Hiei I love you * Glomps him*

Phoxy: So what?

Me: Bye bye.

Krate kitty: * Holds up glass* To sugar!

All: * Holding up glases* To sugar!!!

Me: R&R plz.