Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ Crazy Interview ❯ Chapter 1

Lily: Hi everybody! Welcome to my first fan fic ever! Be nice and review! I need feedback!

Disclaimer: I do not own Yu Yu Hakusho or any of its characters. Although, I would like to own Hiei or Kurama. *smiles mischievously* Hehehe...

Now, on with the fic!

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Lily: Hi! Welcome to my room! I will be your insane hostess! Tonight I will be kidnap- er... interviewing the cast of Yu Yu Hakusho!

*POOF*

Kuwabara: Ooohh... My head...

Yusuke: Where the hell are we?

Lily: You're in my room!

Kurama: Why?

Lily: Because I said so! *glares at all* I can make you do anything I want!

Hiei: Baka fan fic author.

Lily: What was that?

Hiei: Nothing.

Lily: Good! Now, let's get started! *Four chairs appear* Sit. Relax. Enjoy the show! *Bag of Sugar appears* Don't eat sugar!

Kuwabara: *stuffing his face with sugar* What?

Lily: Never mind. *note pad and pencil appear* Now, what is your favorite animal?

Kuwabara: KITTENS!!!! KITTY-KATS!!! WHEEEEEE! SUGAR!!!! *Stars running around room*

Lily: Okay. Hiei, what about you?

Hiei: Hn.

Lily: Interesting. Very interesting. Kurama?

Kurama: Uh... I suppose it would be- *gets knocked over by Kuwabara*

Lily: KUWABARA! Sit!

Kuwabara: Nuh-uh! Nuh-uh! *Jumps up and down*

Lily: I said sit!!! *Huge mallet appears* *WHACK*

Yususke: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Do that again! Or better yet, let me do it!

Lily: Not now, Yusuke. Tell me what your favorite animal is.

Yusuke: Uh... I dunno....

Lily: Fascinating. *Makes notes*

Kuwabara: Oooohhh... My head... *WHACK*

Lily: Now, what is your favorite food?

Hiei: Mmm...

Lily: What? Speak up!

Hiei: Sweet snow.

Lily: Oh! I have some of that! *Huge tub of ice cream appears* Eat up!

Yusuke: Hey! I want some! *Another tub appears* Yay!

Lily: And I didn't forget about you Kurama! *One more tub appears*

Kurama: Oh... uh... That's okay. I don't need any.

Lily: Oh yes you do! *Glares* Eat it!

Y, K, and H: *Begin eating* Mmmm!!!

Hiei: Oh! Brain freeze!

Yusuke: Me too!

Kurama: You shouldn't eat so fast.

Lily: Or maybe you should eat faster. *nods knowingly*

Kurama: What? *Ice cream disappears*

Lily: Haha! Told ya!

Hiei: Hey! My sweet snow!

Lily: Sorry, Hiei! *HIs ice cream returns*

Hiei: Yum!

Lily: Okay! Hmm. What should my next question be?

Yusuke: I have one. When are we leaving?

Lily: Silence, inferior being! You will leave when I say you can leave!

Yusuke: *nods*

Lily: Hmmm... What should I ask?

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Will I ever find a question? Will Kuwabara ever wake up? What will happen when Hiei runs out of ice cream? Will the YYH gang ever get to leave? To find out, review this fic and tell me to continue!