Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ Crazy Interview ❯ Chapter 3

Lily: Yay!!! New chappie!!!

Jin: Noooooo!!!!!

Lily: Yes! We're gonna have so much fun!

Jin: Aaaahhhhhh!!!!!!!

Lily: I know! Isn't it exciting?

Disclaimer: I do not own Yu Yu Hakusho. If I did, I wouldn't be writing this fanfic! It would be a real episode! Although, it's probably a good thing that it's not. Very confusing episode...

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Lily: *humming with music* Oh Kurama! *sighs* You're so cute!

Kurama: Uh... thank you...

Jin: Oh Touya! *fake sigh* You're so cute!

Touya: Okay! That's it! *music stops* Get away from me! *shoves Jin away*

Jin: I'm hurt.

Yusuke: Yeah! Get away from me! *shoves Kuwabara away*

Kuwabara: Hey! You're the one that was dancing with me!

Hiei: *hugging ice cream tub* I'll never let you go!

Lily: Boys, boys! Calm down! Let's do something nice and quiet!

Hiei: Nap time! *falls asleep* Zzzzz...

Kurama: His sugar-high wore off.

Lily: He's so cute when he's sleeping!

Keiko: So's Yusuke.

Yusuke: Hey! What are you doing here?

Keiko: What? Am I not allowed to be here?

Yusuke: No! That's not what I meant!

Keiko: Mmhm. *eyeing Lily* I understand.

Yusuke: Really! There's nothing going on! This crazy chick kidnapped us!

Keiko: You expect me to believe that?!? *SLAP*

Botan: You go girl!

Kuwabara: Botan! What are you doing here?

Botan: I followed Keiko!

Yukina: And I followed Botan!

Kuwabara: Yukina... *drools*

Yukina: Hello, Kazuma!

Kuwabara: Hi... *grins idiotically*

Shizuru: *smacks him* Get a grip!

Kuwabara: Ow! Hey! *rubs head*

Lily: Well, this was unexpected.

Kurama: What do you mean?! Aren't you the one making all this happen?

Lily: I thought I was...

Jin: Wha' are ya sayin' lassie?

Lily: I'm saying that someone here has overridden my control!

Others: Hooray!

Lily: Silence! I'm still the only one that can send you home!

Others: Nooo!!!

Lily: Yes. Now, let's all sit down and eat sugary things until we find a way for me to regain my control.

Others: Okay!

Lily: What do you all want to eat? *table full of sugar, candy, ice cream, pop, and other sugar packed foods appears*

Jin: Sugar!

Yusuke: Ice cream!

Botan: Candy!

Kuwabara: Soda!

Lily: It's not 'soda,' it's pop!

Kuwabara: What's pop?

Lily: The fizzy, sugary drink you're holding!

Kuwabara: Oh! You mean soda!

Lily: Gaaaaaagh! IT'S POP!!!

Kuwabara: Okay! Okay!

Yusuke: Who cares what it's called?

Lily: I DO!!!!!

Yusuke: Meep.

Lily: Well? *glares at all* What are you staring at? Eat up!

All: *start eating*

Jin: WHEEEEEEEE!!!!!! SUGAR!!!!!!!!!!

Yusuke: ICE CREAM!

Keiko: Sit Yusuke! *Yusuke sits*

Kuwabara: So-da, so-da, so- *sees Lily* I mean, po-op, po-op, po-op!

Botan: Candy's good! Ilikecandyweshouldeatcandyalldaylet'sgetmoreCANDY!!!

Yukina: Are you okay, Botan?

Shizuru: She'll be fine. *starts lighting cigarette*

Lily: You will not smoke in my room!

Shizuru: What are ya gonna do about it?

Lily: This! *cigarette turns into bubble gum*

Shizuru: Hey! *chews it* Not bad, but I'd rather have a smoke.

Lily: Nicotine gum, here it comes!

Shizuru: That's better.

Lily: Let's play a game!

Kuwabara: *looking at Yukina* How about strip poker?

All girls: *slap Kuwabara at the same time*

Kuwabara: It was just a suggestion...

Lily: I know a game that we can play. It's fun and will help us find the one overriding my power.

All: Yay!

Lily: First, we all have to dress up!

Others: Ahhhh!!!

Kuwabara: *now wearing a v-neck, leather leotard with fishnet tights* What the-!

Yusuke: *in a Barney the Dinosaur costume* Hey! That's not funny!

Kurama: *clothed only in a loin cloth, looking not amused* I am not amused.

Jin: *dressed like a leprechaun* Is this suppose ta tell me somethin'?

Touya: *in a kitten costume, complete with fluffy tail* Huh?

Kuwabara: What a cute whittle kitty! *starts petting Touya*

Touya: Stop touching me, baka! Why are you still conscious?

Lily: *dressed like Sherlock Holmes* Hey! You're right! *large anvil drops on Kuwabara*

Yukina, Botan, Shizuru, and Keiko: *now dressed like cancan dancers* Cancan, can you do the cancan? Can you do the cancan? Can you can you can you can you can you can you can!

Kuwabara: *severely brain damaged* YES I CAN!!! *another anvil falls on his head*

Lily: That should keep him out for a while. Now, *pulls out magnifying glass* on to more important matters! I know who is overriding my power!

Others: Who?

Lily: Hiei!

All: *stare at still sleeping Hiei*

Kurama: How did you find out?

Lily: The American way.

Kurama: How's that?

Lily: I scrolled down the page and looked.

Jin: Wha' did it say, lassie?

Lily: Wait... wait... here it comes...









Lily: Hiei has been asleep this whole time, how can he be overriding my powers?

Hiei: *groggy* I just had the weirdest dream. Keiko, Botan, Yukina, and Shizuru all joined us in this crazy story.

Lily: Wow! Hiei's dreams manifested into my fanfic! That is so cool!

Yusuke: Hiei, if you were asleep, then who's that over there? *points to shadowy figure*

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Will they find out what the figure is? Of course they will! Tune in next time!

P.S. - I am alive Arctic, but just barely. School, homework, play practice, and dance classes are murder. I just didn't have time to write!