Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ Cross-dressing ❯ Yusuke and Kuwabara's Turn..... ( Chapter 7 )
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By: Shun208 
Anime/Manga: Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy / Romance | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 07.16.2004 | Pages: 2 | Words: 2.4K | Visits: 419 | Status: Teaser
Anime/Manga: Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy / Romance | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 07.16.2004 | Pages: 2 | Words: 2.4K | Visits: 419 | Status: Teaser
Shun208: This chapter is just about Yusuke and Kuwabara. It's about what they been doing for the first five chapters.
Yusuke: YES finally us! Finally people well know that I'm cool too! (Touching shun's butt)
Shun: You shit head! (Hits Yusuke in the head.)
Kuwabara: Stupid ass.
Yusuke and Kuwabara's Turn.....
Yusuke and Kuwa was paired together. Shun, Hiei, You, and Kurama's room was right across from them. They were gonna get there own room on the top floor. (Shun and them. Not Yusuke and Kuwabaka. ehheheeh! I like that name. Got it from this one story)
"This sucks!" Yusuke yelled as he laid on his bed. "The only girls that are here is Botan and Yukina." Husks disappointed. "Yukina my love!" Kuwa fell on the bed. Yusuke was freaked. Kuwa had handed pic of Yuknia everywhere. He put hearts a lover the walls.
"You idiot!" Yusuke hit Kuwa on the butt. Kuwa flew and hit the wall. "Why did you do that you dick!" Kuwa got up and grabbed Yusuke. Yusuke hit Kuwa in the head. "What ever!" Kuwa walked out. Yusuke then had a beaver face and teeth. (If you read the manga for yyh. You'll get what I mean :)...)
Yusuke popped out pictures of naked ladies and drooled. He hanged them every where. Taking down Yukina's picture. Yusuke's noise ran when all of the pictures were hanged up. He blushed and fell on his bed. Kuwa walked in a his noise ran. All of the naked pictures were hanged everywhere. He then notice that Yukina's pictures were down.
"Urameshi You punk!" Kuwabara grabbed Yusuke by the neck, strangling him like crazy. "You put Yukina's pictures back up now!" Kuwabara hit Yusuke in the face.
"Can..'t...Bre....a...the!......" Yusuke hit Kuwabara in the head. Which made him fly like an idiot. Kuwa hit the door as it opened. It was Tim.
"Dude Tim!" Yusuke smiled. "Uh? Is Kuwa alright?" Tim asked. Kuwa hit the highway door. Tim told Yusuke all of the things he needed to know, and left. Shun was out of the room. They didn't even notice that she just totally hugged you for that stupid joke of yours. Kuwabara was leaning on the door. "You shit head!" Shun kicked Kuwabara in the head. "Yo Shun, How's it going in there, huh? You know that Kurama and Hiei are BI right?" Yusuke shout to her. "No, not like I care." Shun left.
Yusuke walked over and dragged Kuwabara into the room. "You fat ass! Lose so me weight would you!" Yusuke dragged Kuwa to his bed. "Fuck it!" Yusuke was about to leave the room. "You can't just leave him like that Yusuke. It's not right." Shun walked over.
"Yeah you're right Shun" Yusuke walked to his bag and pulled out a markers. He started drawing on Kuwabara's face. Kuwa had red marker lipstick on his lips, Pink marker blush, Blue eye shadow, and red for noise bleed. Yusuke out a blonde wig on Kuwa's hair.
"As stupid as he is, He'll never notice. Hhaha" Yusuke and Shun laughed. They five each other high fives. "Why do you have those stuff anyways?" She laughed. "It was for pranks" Yusuke laughed. "Well, see ya later." Shun smiled as she walked back into the room. Yusuke walked to the dinner room. "So! What's for lunch ladies!" Yusuke walked to Botan, Yukina, and Koenma. "It's only nine a.m. And I am NOT a lady you dick!" Koenma said as he sat down next to Yusuke.
"Are you sure Koenma?" Yusuke poked Koenma. Making a weird beaver face. "You look more like a girl to me! hahahahah!" Yusuke laughed. "Yeah right?!" Koenma hit Yusuke in the head. "So...Have you and Botan gone to second bass just yet?" Yusuke asked as he got up. "Not even first bass" Koenma said.
"You're hiding something Koenma!" Yusuke wanted to know. "Well you see, <Whispers> She took of pic of me naked. So if I go second bass on her, She'll show every one that picture. I have to find it." Koenma whispers. Yusuke laughed his ass off. Yusuke stood up not laughing, being serious. "Hahahahahahha!" He laughed again. He walked out of the dinner room. "IT's Not funny! Yusuke!" He yelled.
Mean while......
Kuwa woke with a pain feeling coming from his head. "Ow!" He whined as he got up. "Maybe Yukina will help!" He ran to the dinner room smiling. (Oh...This is gonna be good..hehehee) "YUKINA YUKINA!" He ran to her and held her hands.
"Yukina my love! Please care my wound from my head!" He asked with a lots of hearts floating around him. "AAHHH!" She screamed as she slipped him in the face. "WHO ARE YOU!?" She screamed again. Yusuke ran in the room. "What is it Keiko!?" Yusuke ran to her. "It's him!" She creamed. "Oh.. hehehehhehahhahah! That's just Kuwabara, that dumbass." The wig then fell off his head.
"What is it! I heard screaming!" Yukina and Botan an in. Kuwabara got up and ran to her. Holding her hand smiling. "Yukina my love! Please care my pain!" He said with a lot of hearts. "I'm BOTAN You shit head!" She hit him in the head. Kuwa then grabbed the right hands. "Yukina! Care me!"
"You have marks on your head.." She said as she laughed. "What?!" He ran to the bathroom as everyone laughed.
"Urameshi YOU ASS!" Kuwabara ran after him like crazy. Yusuke just ran in circles laughing. "Help! This lady is trying to rape me! hahahahahah!" Yusuke yelled as he laughed.
Hours Laters....
Yusuke and them saw Shun and You play basketball. "They're good at this." Yusuke smiled. "Yeah...Fast too." Kuwabara's eyes were trying to follow Shun's movements.
"They are good" Someone walked into the gym. "Koenma you finally made it you ass! Where's Botan?" Yusuke asked. He has hit in the head with a ball.
Shun and You got some water. Some of it spilled on your clothes. You didn't notice neither did Shun. You two made your way to the gang.
Koenma then whispered to Yusuke. "(Name) just wet herself at her you know" Yusuke laughed loud. He told Kuwabara how told Kurama how told Hiei. "You gotta be kidding me!" Hiei hissed. "Keep it quiet." Koenma smiled.
"What are you guys talking about?" Shun asked as you two walks over to them. Yusuke laughed along with Kuwabara. Kurama smiled and closed his eyes trying not to laugh. Hiei smirked as Koenma laughed. "What's so funny!" You asked raising an eyebrow. Yusuke got up. He wrapped his arms around your shoulders "AH....nothing.." He then stopped laughing.
Kurama continued to laugh. Shun had big eyes. Tears came out of Yusuke's eyes. Kuwabara and Yusuke laughed again. Hiei laughed. "WHAT!?" You screamed and start shaking Shun. "Look and maybe you'll notice." She said. She wasn't laughing at all.
You look down. Your part where you're suppose to have a dick was wet.
"OH FUCKER SISTER!" You run to the bathroom. Shun and them laughed. "Are you sure that was real water Koenma?! hahaha!" Yusuke asked with laughing gas. "Maybe he really did wet himself ahhahahhaa!" Koenma was filled with laughing gas also. Shun walks to the bathroom.
"Hahahhaah Dude he so wet himself!" Kuwabara laughed. They then heard Shun flying out of the building, screaming. You walk back pissed. "Dinner time!" You smile.
Yusuke and Kuwabara fought over the last meat on the table as everyone talked.
Two Weeks Later.....
Six in the Morning
"More stuff!" Yusuke grabbed his stuff and went up stairs. Kuwabara was coming up. Yusuke kicked the box, Which made Kuwabara fall back. All of his stuff fell out. There was a bunch of junk in it. Like man underwear's with hearts. Boxers with kisses on it. An ugly shirt with a picture a model taped on it. "hehehehhahahahahahha!" Yusuke laughed. "URAMESHI!" Kuwabara picked up his stuff, carried them and went after Yusuke. Yusuke ran like shit up the stairs.
Yusuke ran into your room when Kurama was naked. "OMG! You two gonna get something going on in here huh?" Yusuke said with a beaver face. "Yusuke you dick! Get out!" You push him into Shun's room. Yusuke fell on top of Hiei as he put his clothes on.
"Yusuke! Get your ass off of me before I hurt you!" Hiei pushed Yusuke off. "Yusuke go to your room!" Shun pushed him out of the room. Yusuke ran back down to his room. Kuwabara chased him in the room. Yusuke dropped his things and ran back into Shun's room. "PLEASE! Shun save me!" Yusuke held her waist.
"FINE!" she stuffed his in the closet and blocked him. Before she can close the door, Kuwabara ran in. So did you and Kurama. Shun covered Yusuke with her body. "Hi guys!" She smiled. Hiei smirked. *Lets see if he can pull this off* He thought.
"Where's Yusuke! We're gonna kill him!" You yelled. "He saw my thingy! Now I'm gonna kill him!" Kurama yelled. Hiei laughed. "He made me fall and saw all my boxers with hearts!" Kuwabara yelled. Hiei laughed even harder.
"Yusuke is not in HERE!" She then screamed. Yusuke was touching her ass. "You ass!" She pulled Yusuke out of the room and threw him at Kuwabara. Yusuke got up and ran like hell as all of them chased him but Hiei. Hiei just sat there and laughed.
Later After School.....
Yusuke hit Kuwabara in the head and ran like hell. "URAMESHI!" Kuwabara ran after him. Yusuke then stopped. "Yo Kuwabara, Kurama's on top of (Name)" Yusuke said as he laughed. "I wonder what they're doing" Kuwabara and Yusuke laughed. They walked over to them.
Yusuke laughed "Kurama I didn't know you were fast with guys too!" Yusuke and Kuwabara were laughed their ass off.
"You shit heads!" Shun jumped kick Kuwabara and Yusuke in the head. "Losers" Hiei walked by them. "Some stuff was send into your room Shun. It was for (Name) But it also had your name. So i put it in your room." Kurama smiled. "Why my room!" Shun hissed.
"Well I was talking to Hiei while I was carrying it, and just seemed in have put it in your room." Kurama smiled again. "What's in it Shun? Girl things huh? Sex toys t play with Hiei?" Yusuke was making a perverted face. "Yeah like a vibrater! ahahhah!" Kuwabara said a he laughed with Yusuke. "
"SO WHAT YOU FUCKERS!" Shun kicked Yusuke and Kuwabara in the air into space. "ahahahhahah!" Yusuke and Kuwabara screamed.
Night time.....
Yusuke and Kuwabara were eating. Kurama told them what happened. "hahahahhahaha! What losers!" Yusuke and Kuwabara laughed. They stopped laughing when a scream came from Botan and Yukina's room. They all ran to the room.
"Who's there!?" Kurama and Hiei turned on the lights as they ran in. "What the fuck are you doing?!" Hiei yelled. They were freaked. Shun had on Yukina's blue underwear on her hand. It was being wore as a hat. You wore Botan's pink underwear as a hat also. Their bra's hang on their necks.
"Uhhh...."Shun was speechless.
Yusuke and Kuwabara laughed their ass off. They walked off laughing. "What a bunch of losers! Yusuke and Kuwabara laughed as they walked back upstairs, Still laughing.
Two days later.....
Yusuke and Kuwabara were running on the track. "Come on you fat ass! Run!" Yusuke yelled at Kuwabara. "I can't you punk!" Kuwabara was tried out. Yusuke was running like an idiot. As Yusuke was running to him. Kuwabara tripped Yusuke. Yusuke fell over and hit the ground, bleeding. "KUWABARA YOU FAT ASS!" Yusuke grabbed Kuwa and shake him. "It wasn't me" Kuwabara laughed as he tried to run off.
Yusuke caught him and started beating him up. (Where are the teachers you asked. Well they just don't seem to get a shit!) Kuwa had marks on his face. Most of his teeth where broken. "Yukina! PLEASE help care me!" Kuwa said. Yukina smiled and cared him. "That's much better." He said with hearts.
"I wonder what they're doing up there. Hiei and them." Yusuke asked with dirty thoughts. "I did hear some screaming earlier" Kuwa laughed. The rest of them laughed also with dirty thoughts.
Next chapter will also be funny. :) With dirty scenes! ^__^!
Yusuke: YES finally us! Finally people well know that I'm cool too! (Touching shun's butt)
Shun: You shit head! (Hits Yusuke in the head.)
Kuwabara: Stupid ass.
Yusuke and Kuwabara's Turn.....
Yusuke and Kuwa was paired together. Shun, Hiei, You, and Kurama's room was right across from them. They were gonna get there own room on the top floor. (Shun and them. Not Yusuke and Kuwabaka. ehheheeh! I like that name. Got it from this one story)
"This sucks!" Yusuke yelled as he laid on his bed. "The only girls that are here is Botan and Yukina." Husks disappointed. "Yukina my love!" Kuwa fell on the bed. Yusuke was freaked. Kuwa had handed pic of Yuknia everywhere. He put hearts a lover the walls.
"You idiot!" Yusuke hit Kuwa on the butt. Kuwa flew and hit the wall. "Why did you do that you dick!" Kuwa got up and grabbed Yusuke. Yusuke hit Kuwa in the head. "What ever!" Kuwa walked out. Yusuke then had a beaver face and teeth. (If you read the manga for yyh. You'll get what I mean :)...)
Yusuke popped out pictures of naked ladies and drooled. He hanged them every where. Taking down Yukina's picture. Yusuke's noise ran when all of the pictures were hanged up. He blushed and fell on his bed. Kuwa walked in a his noise ran. All of the naked pictures were hanged everywhere. He then notice that Yukina's pictures were down.
"Urameshi You punk!" Kuwabara grabbed Yusuke by the neck, strangling him like crazy. "You put Yukina's pictures back up now!" Kuwabara hit Yusuke in the face.
"Can..'t...Bre....a...the!......" Yusuke hit Kuwabara in the head. Which made him fly like an idiot. Kuwa hit the door as it opened. It was Tim.
"Dude Tim!" Yusuke smiled. "Uh? Is Kuwa alright?" Tim asked. Kuwa hit the highway door. Tim told Yusuke all of the things he needed to know, and left. Shun was out of the room. They didn't even notice that she just totally hugged you for that stupid joke of yours. Kuwabara was leaning on the door. "You shit head!" Shun kicked Kuwabara in the head. "Yo Shun, How's it going in there, huh? You know that Kurama and Hiei are BI right?" Yusuke shout to her. "No, not like I care." Shun left.
Yusuke walked over and dragged Kuwabara into the room. "You fat ass! Lose so me weight would you!" Yusuke dragged Kuwa to his bed. "Fuck it!" Yusuke was about to leave the room. "You can't just leave him like that Yusuke. It's not right." Shun walked over.
"Yeah you're right Shun" Yusuke walked to his bag and pulled out a markers. He started drawing on Kuwabara's face. Kuwa had red marker lipstick on his lips, Pink marker blush, Blue eye shadow, and red for noise bleed. Yusuke out a blonde wig on Kuwa's hair.
"As stupid as he is, He'll never notice. Hhaha" Yusuke and Shun laughed. They five each other high fives. "Why do you have those stuff anyways?" She laughed. "It was for pranks" Yusuke laughed. "Well, see ya later." Shun smiled as she walked back into the room. Yusuke walked to the dinner room. "So! What's for lunch ladies!" Yusuke walked to Botan, Yukina, and Koenma. "It's only nine a.m. And I am NOT a lady you dick!" Koenma said as he sat down next to Yusuke.
"Are you sure Koenma?" Yusuke poked Koenma. Making a weird beaver face. "You look more like a girl to me! hahahahah!" Yusuke laughed. "Yeah right?!" Koenma hit Yusuke in the head. "So...Have you and Botan gone to second bass just yet?" Yusuke asked as he got up. "Not even first bass" Koenma said.
"You're hiding something Koenma!" Yusuke wanted to know. "Well you see, <Whispers> She took of pic of me naked. So if I go second bass on her, She'll show every one that picture. I have to find it." Koenma whispers. Yusuke laughed his ass off. Yusuke stood up not laughing, being serious. "Hahahahahahha!" He laughed again. He walked out of the dinner room. "IT's Not funny! Yusuke!" He yelled.
Mean while......
Kuwa woke with a pain feeling coming from his head. "Ow!" He whined as he got up. "Maybe Yukina will help!" He ran to the dinner room smiling. (Oh...This is gonna be good..hehehee) "YUKINA YUKINA!" He ran to her and held her hands.
"Yukina my love! Please care my wound from my head!" He asked with a lots of hearts floating around him. "AAHHH!" She screamed as she slipped him in the face. "WHO ARE YOU!?" She screamed again. Yusuke ran in the room. "What is it Keiko!?" Yusuke ran to her. "It's him!" She creamed. "Oh.. hehehehhehahhahah! That's just Kuwabara, that dumbass." The wig then fell off his head.
"What is it! I heard screaming!" Yukina and Botan an in. Kuwabara got up and ran to her. Holding her hand smiling. "Yukina my love! Please care my pain!" He said with a lot of hearts. "I'm BOTAN You shit head!" She hit him in the head. Kuwa then grabbed the right hands. "Yukina! Care me!"
"You have marks on your head.." She said as she laughed. "What?!" He ran to the bathroom as everyone laughed.
"Urameshi YOU ASS!" Kuwabara ran after him like crazy. Yusuke just ran in circles laughing. "Help! This lady is trying to rape me! hahahahahah!" Yusuke yelled as he laughed.
Hours Laters....
Yusuke and them saw Shun and You play basketball. "They're good at this." Yusuke smiled. "Yeah...Fast too." Kuwabara's eyes were trying to follow Shun's movements.
"They are good" Someone walked into the gym. "Koenma you finally made it you ass! Where's Botan?" Yusuke asked. He has hit in the head with a ball.
Shun and You got some water. Some of it spilled on your clothes. You didn't notice neither did Shun. You two made your way to the gang.
Koenma then whispered to Yusuke. "(Name) just wet herself at her you know" Yusuke laughed loud. He told Kuwabara how told Kurama how told Hiei. "You gotta be kidding me!" Hiei hissed. "Keep it quiet." Koenma smiled.
"What are you guys talking about?" Shun asked as you two walks over to them. Yusuke laughed along with Kuwabara. Kurama smiled and closed his eyes trying not to laugh. Hiei smirked as Koenma laughed. "What's so funny!" You asked raising an eyebrow. Yusuke got up. He wrapped his arms around your shoulders "AH....nothing.." He then stopped laughing.
Kurama continued to laugh. Shun had big eyes. Tears came out of Yusuke's eyes. Kuwabara and Yusuke laughed again. Hiei laughed. "WHAT!?" You screamed and start shaking Shun. "Look and maybe you'll notice." She said. She wasn't laughing at all.
You look down. Your part where you're suppose to have a dick was wet.
"OH FUCKER SISTER!" You run to the bathroom. Shun and them laughed. "Are you sure that was real water Koenma?! hahaha!" Yusuke asked with laughing gas. "Maybe he really did wet himself ahhahahhaa!" Koenma was filled with laughing gas also. Shun walks to the bathroom.
"Hahahhaah Dude he so wet himself!" Kuwabara laughed. They then heard Shun flying out of the building, screaming. You walk back pissed. "Dinner time!" You smile.
Yusuke and Kuwabara fought over the last meat on the table as everyone talked.
Two Weeks Later.....
Six in the Morning
"More stuff!" Yusuke grabbed his stuff and went up stairs. Kuwabara was coming up. Yusuke kicked the box, Which made Kuwabara fall back. All of his stuff fell out. There was a bunch of junk in it. Like man underwear's with hearts. Boxers with kisses on it. An ugly shirt with a picture a model taped on it. "hehehehhahahahahahha!" Yusuke laughed. "URAMESHI!" Kuwabara picked up his stuff, carried them and went after Yusuke. Yusuke ran like shit up the stairs.
Yusuke ran into your room when Kurama was naked. "OMG! You two gonna get something going on in here huh?" Yusuke said with a beaver face. "Yusuke you dick! Get out!" You push him into Shun's room. Yusuke fell on top of Hiei as he put his clothes on.
"Yusuke! Get your ass off of me before I hurt you!" Hiei pushed Yusuke off. "Yusuke go to your room!" Shun pushed him out of the room. Yusuke ran back down to his room. Kuwabara chased him in the room. Yusuke dropped his things and ran back into Shun's room. "PLEASE! Shun save me!" Yusuke held her waist.
"FINE!" she stuffed his in the closet and blocked him. Before she can close the door, Kuwabara ran in. So did you and Kurama. Shun covered Yusuke with her body. "Hi guys!" She smiled. Hiei smirked. *Lets see if he can pull this off* He thought.
"Where's Yusuke! We're gonna kill him!" You yelled. "He saw my thingy! Now I'm gonna kill him!" Kurama yelled. Hiei laughed. "He made me fall and saw all my boxers with hearts!" Kuwabara yelled. Hiei laughed even harder.
"Yusuke is not in HERE!" She then screamed. Yusuke was touching her ass. "You ass!" She pulled Yusuke out of the room and threw him at Kuwabara. Yusuke got up and ran like hell as all of them chased him but Hiei. Hiei just sat there and laughed.
Later After School.....
Yusuke hit Kuwabara in the head and ran like hell. "URAMESHI!" Kuwabara ran after him. Yusuke then stopped. "Yo Kuwabara, Kurama's on top of (Name)" Yusuke said as he laughed. "I wonder what they're doing" Kuwabara and Yusuke laughed. They walked over to them.
Yusuke laughed "Kurama I didn't know you were fast with guys too!" Yusuke and Kuwabara were laughed their ass off.
"You shit heads!" Shun jumped kick Kuwabara and Yusuke in the head. "Losers" Hiei walked by them. "Some stuff was send into your room Shun. It was for (Name) But it also had your name. So i put it in your room." Kurama smiled. "Why my room!" Shun hissed.
"Well I was talking to Hiei while I was carrying it, and just seemed in have put it in your room." Kurama smiled again. "What's in it Shun? Girl things huh? Sex toys t play with Hiei?" Yusuke was making a perverted face. "Yeah like a vibrater! ahahhah!" Kuwabara said a he laughed with Yusuke. "
"SO WHAT YOU FUCKERS!" Shun kicked Yusuke and Kuwabara in the air into space. "ahahahhahah!" Yusuke and Kuwabara screamed.
Night time.....
Yusuke and Kuwabara were eating. Kurama told them what happened. "hahahahhahaha! What losers!" Yusuke and Kuwabara laughed. They stopped laughing when a scream came from Botan and Yukina's room. They all ran to the room.
"Who's there!?" Kurama and Hiei turned on the lights as they ran in. "What the fuck are you doing?!" Hiei yelled. They were freaked. Shun had on Yukina's blue underwear on her hand. It was being wore as a hat. You wore Botan's pink underwear as a hat also. Their bra's hang on their necks.
"Uhhh...."Shun was speechless.
Yusuke and Kuwabara laughed their ass off. They walked off laughing. "What a bunch of losers! Yusuke and Kuwabara laughed as they walked back upstairs, Still laughing.
Two days later.....
Yusuke and Kuwabara were running on the track. "Come on you fat ass! Run!" Yusuke yelled at Kuwabara. "I can't you punk!" Kuwabara was tried out. Yusuke was running like an idiot. As Yusuke was running to him. Kuwabara tripped Yusuke. Yusuke fell over and hit the ground, bleeding. "KUWABARA YOU FAT ASS!" Yusuke grabbed Kuwa and shake him. "It wasn't me" Kuwabara laughed as he tried to run off.
Yusuke caught him and started beating him up. (Where are the teachers you asked. Well they just don't seem to get a shit!) Kuwa had marks on his face. Most of his teeth where broken. "Yukina! PLEASE help care me!" Kuwa said. Yukina smiled and cared him. "That's much better." He said with hearts.
"I wonder what they're doing up there. Hiei and them." Yusuke asked with dirty thoughts. "I did hear some screaming earlier" Kuwa laughed. The rest of them laughed also with dirty thoughts.
Next chapter will also be funny. :) With dirty scenes! ^__^!