Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ Cruel Deception ❯ Plans Begin ( Chapter 1 )

Disclaimer: Why do I have to keep saying this?! -_-;;; so irritating. I own nothing! Except I own my muse Kuri. Specialness huh?

Kuri: -_-;;; not for me!

Summary: Hi people!!! ^_^ I'm back! I bet you're all sick of me by now huh? ^_^;;;; well that's ok! If you're not then I love you! If you are then that sucks for you cus I'm gonna keep writing! ^_^ specialness. Ooo new word to go along with randomnosity! ^_^ Well, anyway, onto the summary part. I got a new fic going! ^_^ it's called Cruel Deception, but you probably already know that from the title huh. Ok well the summary on the title link should be enough, so I'll just go right ahead and start writing my newest fic. ^_^ hope you all enjoy it! Oh yeah, Warning! Shonen ai and yaoi! So don't flame me about how you hate that stuff cus really all I do for those flames is laugh. Flame me for something better than just the fact that I write yaoi please!

A warm gust of air brushed his long red hair past his shoulders. Kurama inhaled the sweetly scented wind as it rushed over him. He sighed. "Today couldn't be any more perfect than it already is, don't you agree koi?"

Hiei looked over at his lover. "Hai. It is very wonderful isn't it? It really doesn't get much better than this does it?"

"No, I don't think it does. But you know what makes it even better?" the fox said slyly as he moved closer to his lover on the bench that they were sitting on.

"What?" Hiei responded, a slight hint of sensuality in his voice.

"Sharing it with you for our anniversary," were Kurama's last words before he engulfed the fire demon's lips with his own.

*elsewhere *

"GET OUT! I've had enough! Just get out! I NEVER WANT TO SEE YOU AGAIN!" shrieked Kieko as she threw things at her now ex lover.

"I'M GOING I'M GOING ALREADY! JEEZ! YEAH WELL NEWSFLASH! I NEVER WANT TO SEE YOU AGAIN EITHER!" yelled Yusuke back as he stumbled out of their apartment, his suitcase with his clothes gripped in his hand. As soon as he was fully out of the door it was slammed shut behind him.

"Damn women to hell. I'll never understand them, and they'll never understand me. I still can't believe that Kito would do that! I mean, I thought he was my friend. Why did he have an affair with Kieko behind my back? Why?! And why did I hit her? I was just so…so angry. I didn't know what I was doing! Why doesn't anything ever go my way? Why?!" he cried out while walking out of the apartment complex.

*Rekai *

"Hey Ko-sama. So…you busy after work today?" Botan said seductively from her perch on Koenma's desk.

"Botan please! I'm very busy here! Take your stupid jokes somewhere else!" came the irritated reply of the teenager. Recently Koenma had been "breaking in" his teenage form, and was now in it 24/7.

"Oh but I'm dead serious Ko-sama. If you can spare a moment, I was wondering if maybe we could…you know…have some fun?"

Koenma looked at her in disgust. "I thought you at least respected me a LITTE bit Botan! I'm serious! Stop it! It's indecent!"

"Oh but please Ko-sama! I really want you. And your father doesn't have to find out you know."

"You're disgusting! Get out! I'm serious! You're fired! I've put up with your antics for too long! First it was just annoying, and now its plain disturbing! Go! Go work at a strip club like the whore you've become! Maybe if you tighten up your act you can come back to work here. But that's a big MAYBE! Go! Sho!"

Before Botan could blink she was holding her suitcase outside the Rekai palace, it's doors being shut on her. "Hmph. In a few days he'll decide otherwise! He knows he wants me!" But a little voice inside her head told her otherwise.

"Oh who am I kidding! He hates me! I know he does. What am I going to do now?! I can't go back in there groveling on my hands and knees for my job back! I have at least SOME dignity! Hmm…what to do what to do. I know! I'll ask Yusuke! He'll know what to do." With that decided she hopped onto her oar and flew off, seeing as it was impossible to walk out of the Rekai.

*a park in Ningenkai *

Yusuke sat down on a trailside bench, resting his weary arms from dragging his suitcase halfway across the city. "This sucks. I have to go back to living with my mom now! Damn it."

Suddenly there was a quick displacement of air next to him, and he now had a companion on the bench with him. "Hi Yusuke! I have a problem! Could you help me?" came the happy cheerful of Botan.

"Who doesn't have problems," grumbled Yusuke.

"Oh? You have one too? Want to talk about it?"

"Sure. Why not? Ok here's the gist of it. Kieko is cheating on me with Kito. I just got kicked out of my apartment for hitting her when I found her and Kito sleeping in MY bed. I have nowhere to go except back to my mom's pad. Life sucks. What's your problem?"

"Well, I just got fired by Koenma."

"How do you get fired from being a Grim Reaper?!?!?!"

"Um…I was kind of…hitting on Koenma, and it…grossed him out…and yeah. So he fired me."

Yusuke burst out into laughter. "You're joking right?! You hit on a TODDLER?!?!!?"

Botan glared at him. "NO! OF COURSE NOT! He was in his teenage form," she replied with a slight grin at the memory of Koenma in his teenage form.

Yusuke rolled his eyes. "You are messed up you know that right? You need to stop falling for the `pretty' boys on our team."

Botan looked at the young man in confusion. "What are you talking about?"

"I don't believe this! You don't remember?!"

"Remember what?!"

Yusuke practically fell off the bench. "Only your YEAR LONG CRUSH ON KURAMA!"

"OH! That! Hehe, I guess I did forget that. Come to think of it, I still think I have a crush on him. You have to admit, he IS very good looking."

Yusuke snorted. "He's not my type."

Botan looked at him with wide eyes. "You mean GUYS CAN BE YOUR TYPE!"

Yusuke actually fell off of the bench this time. "I THOUGHT YOU ALREADY KNEW THAT!"

Botan pulled her cat face. "Nope! Sorry! I had no idea!"

Yusuke glared at her. "You're so out of it sometimes."

"I know I know. I'm sorry! Anyway, while we're on this subject, who, if anyone, did you have a crush on?"

"From where?"

"The Rekai Tantei of course! Now who's out of it eh?"

"Shut up. Um…you ready to hear this?"

If Botan had ears, they would be standing straight up. "Oh! Oh! YES!"

"Um…ok! Fine! Hiei! Happy now?!"

Now it was Botan's turn to fall out of her seat on the bench. "HIM!?!?! WHY HIM?!?!?"

Yusuke blushed. "I don't know. He…he's had a hard life, kind of like mine in a way. I don't know, I guess I just connect to him. Don't get me wrong. Kurama's cool and nice and everything, but he's just too polite. Hiei is a badass. Like me I guess."

Botan grinned happily. "Oooo Hiei and Yusuke sitting in a tree! K I S S I N G!"

Yusuke groaned. "Speaking of the fire demon and kissing look over there. Lovebirds at 3 o clock."

Botan followed his gaze and saw a red mane and a black spike with white starburst too close to be talking. "You don't think they're…"

Yusuke hit her on the back of her head. "Of course they are! Do you pay ANY attention AT ALL?!"

Botan the Cat appeared once again. "Um…no? Why? Do those two have something or what?"

Yusuke nodded solemnly again. "I noticed it a few months ago. Who knows how long it's been going on before I noticed. Kuwabara hasn't seen it yet, but he will soon I bet."

Botan frowned. "Well we've got to break them up!"

Yusuke looked at her incredulously. "What?! Why would we want to do that?!"

"Because we're both loveless and they have love but they aren't supposed to be together! They're supposed to be with US! Get it?"

"Um…I guess so. But how do you expect to get them to hate each other? I've seen them together. Those two are like an old married couple! They never leave each other's sight!"

Botan pulled a VERY evil grin and motioned with her finger for Yusuke to come in closer. "I have a plan of course. Ok here's what we'll do…"

Darkdemonchild: Tehehehe cliffhanger! ^_^ I love doing cliffhangers! Ok well this chapter is nearly as long as I had hoped that it would be, but that's ok! This doesn't have to be a really super long fic like the violinist and the prince or raindrops and tears. Plus my back hurts from slouching over the laptop. ^_^;;;;;;; ok well anyway, I hope you liked the beginning to this fic, and please review with your comments! And I promise that it will get better! ^_^ ja ne until then!