Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ Da Basher ❯ Karasu And Da King Rat ( Chapter 1 )

Kitty: Well, is gonna be a great bashing fic. And it won't just be to Kuwabara. *grins evilly*

Poky: Pocky, has your `older bother' I feel I should warn you. Run away when she smiles like that.

Pocky: I think what she as planed will be fun!! ^_^

Poky: -.- How do you know?

Kitty: This chapie is for Kitsune, sence she hates Karasu.

Disclamer: I don't own Yu Yu Hakusho or `I Feel Like A Woman'.

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Karasu was randomly walking though a random forest of Makai, when he fell into a random big hole filled with random rats.

Karasu: HELP ME!!! THEY'LL SKARE MY BEATIFUL FACE!!!

Um, yah. These rats aren't normal. They are as big as a car and have fangs are very creep.

Karasu: Yah, no kidding! NOW GET ME OUT!!!

Random Rat: Yay! We have a pretty boy's face to scare!! ^_^

Karasu: Oh, help me. T.T

Rats: *crowed around Kurama*

Random threats, screams and laughs can be heard. Now, I'll help Kurama in just- hay, look. A window! This is so fun, starting at a window! I'll help Karasu later.

~~ later ~~

Karasu: *hair is all messy and dirty and has random food in, face also has random food on and some make up* YOU ALL WILL DIE!!!

And, so Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

King Rat: No, we won't.

Karasu: Yes, you will.

King Rat: No, we won't.

Karasu: Yes, you will.

King Rat: No, we won't.

Karasu: Yes, you will.

~~ 10 min later ~~

King Rat: You wanna know why no one likes you?

Karasu: Some one doesn't like me?

King Rat: You're a creepy, obsessing-over-Kurama, nut-case weirdo. And you look scary.

Karasu: T.T That's mean. T0T

King Rat: No, really? DUH!!

Karasu: T.T Can I go now?

King Rat: Eh, sure.

Karasu: You mean it?

King Rat: Yah. Just go out that door.

Karasu: Okay!! *goes out door* FREEDOM! *falls off cliff*

Rats: Hehe.

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz, oh, is it over?No, I think I'll make him suffer more. ^_^

Kurama: *randomly walking though a random forest of Makai* What a beautiful day, demons are dieing, the birds are being cooked and the plants are eating ant thing they can. ^_^ *see a twiching Karasu, half dead* I thought I killed him. Oh well, might as well do it again. ^_^

And, more random screams can be heard. And many things see and heard that will not be put in the fic, for fear it will go up to R. Let skip ahead, to see what happens, shall we?

Kurama: Well, I'm happy. ^_^ *skips off sing `I Feel Like A Woman'*

Karasu: *has a VERY bad hair cut, more make-up, in a dress, lotsa blood every and twiching* Is it over yet? T.T

Fine, but only cuz I can't think of any thing else.

Karasu: OH, HAPPY DAY!! *falls over, dead*

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Kitty: I wonder if I'll get flamed for this?

Poky: Who knows.

Pocky: I hope not!! ^_^