Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ Dear YYH Characters... ❯ Day 1 ( Chapter 2 )

Yay! I got some questions!

Yusuke: You dragged me all the way here for this?!

Kurama: Maybe Hiei's rubbing off on you. That's basically what he said last time.

Anyway…here

Day 1…The First Letters Arrive

Larka: *hands the gang a bunch of letters* Here.

Kuwabara: Hey look, Yusuke. Here's something for you!

Yusuke: Let me see that! *snatches letter*

Hiya,

This is Micki, Yusuke's lost cousin. I have a couple of questions for him. Have you ever realized you had a lost cousin (who is me)? Did you know you're the heir to the throne of the north part of the Makai? Do you know me? Please reply.

From, Your long lost cousin, Micki

Kuwabara: Cool, is she hot?

Yusuke: Kuwabara….I have no idea who she is…

Kurama: Congratulations, you're the heir to the throne.

Kuwabara: DOES THAT MEAN HE'S ROYAL BLOOD!

Yusuke: O.O It does! HAHAHA, EVERYONE BOW DOWN TO ME!!

Everyone: *sweatdrop*

Hiei: Stupid hanyou (half demon)

Botan: Hi! Larka told me about this, and I thought I could join you! *picks up a letter* It's for you Kurama. *hands it to Kurama*

Hello, everyone,

I'm Tania. Kurama, do you remember a girl with black hair and blue eyes with thick coke bottle glasses back in the 7th grade? If so, I wanted to apologize for putting glue in your hair, putting rotting fish in your locker almost everyday, and for other pranks I've pulled on you since then. I'm sorry. I was just jealous since you are the smartest kid in school, which put me in second. Do you forgive me for doing such terrible things to you? I'll understand if you don't. *sniff*

Tania Gladman

Kurama: O.O

Hiei: *smirk*

Yusuke: HAHA! A girl put glue in your hair! I thought you were supposed to be smart! I can't believe she put rotten fish in your locker. EVERYDAY!!

Kurama: Well, that does sound unpleasant, but I guess everyone gets a second chance. She seems to have matured a lot. So, yes Tania, I forgive you.

Dear Kurama,

Do you like fics where you are paired with Hiei?

Best, Uma

Kurama: Er….well, of course not, that's unreasonable. I don't see why people think we make a pair, we're just friends.

Hiei: ….WHAT WAS ON THAT LETTER?!?!?!?!?! WHOEVER THINKS WE GO TOGETHER, WHEN THE UNDERWORLD FREEZES OVER!!

Everyone: *sweatdrop*

Hiei: Besides, friends are a crutch for the weak.

Larka: That wasn't very nice. Besides, you have friends, but does that mean you're weak.

Hiei: They're just companions…

Larka: Whatever, NEXT!

Kurama,

me and my brother want to know, how do the plants in your hair stay alive? I mean do you MiracleGrow in your shampoo or something?

~Inu-Hakusho Girl!

Kurama: That's my little secret. *wink* (a/n KAWAII!! Er..sorry)

Hiei: It's obvious, he uses his youki (spirit energy). He only needs a little to sustain their health.

Kurama: I said it was supposed to be untold of yet, but, oh well.

Kuwabara: How come Kurama gets all the letters! It's not fair!

Larka: You didn't get any letters because everyone hates you. (sorry Kuwabara fan's…if there are any that is…)

Hiei: I didn't get any, not that I really care at all.

Larka: But you're cool, so you don't count.

Kuwabara: *picks up a letter* HAH! I found one for me!

Hiei: Open it fool.

Dear Kuwabara,

You are the kewllest gie ever! You're spiret sword is awsom! You shod be the hero of the storey, not Yuske. You coud prabobley kic Hiai's but! Yukina-chan is soooo luky to hav you for a friend. I wish I were her. You re the kewllest and strongest of al the Spiret Detectaves! Go you!

KuwabaraFan1023

Kuwabara: See, not everyone hates me…

Yukina: Did I miss anything. *Looks at letter* That person's right, I am lucky to have Kuwabara for a friend!

Botan: Wow, I guess you're right!

Larka: Uh-huh, how is this person able to spell Kuwabara, but not awesome?

Kuwabara: Uh……bad spelling?

Yusuke: ….The person spelled, not only MY name wrong, but Hiei's.

Hiei: and Kuwabara can beat me when chickens fly out of his butt.

Yusuke: Wait, let me see that again! KUWABARA!! This is your OWN writing!

Kurama: No wonder there were so many spelling mistakes.

Kuwabara:…..Well, you see, I can explain..er…*runs out of the room.*

Keiko: *walks in* What happened? Why was Kuwabara running out of the room in a big sweat? Where is he?

Hiei: Probably drowning his embarrassment by stuffing himself with food.

Everyone but Hiei: *sweatdrop* Kuwabara wrote himself a love letter.

That's the last letter from Day 1. Thanks for those who sent letters in! To write the next chapter, I'm gonna need more letters! It's 7:34 am, so I gotta go swim practice! Ja…for now! MWUAHAHHAAHAHAHAHA! Sorry…hehehe.

Yusuke: YOU MEAN WE HAVE TO DO THIS AGAIN!

Larka: Er…yea…..ehehehe, bye!