Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ Deleted Scenes ❯ Scene 2, act 1 Arrival of the Fiend ( Chapter 2 )

 

Edited- On the internet, we often get conflicting info. One thing that is debated is Eikichi's gender. I could have sworn somewhere in the show, I heard them say the cat is a female but I went through my manga collection and found the following=

G.N.3, pg. 15 it's when Yusuke returns to live for good, the punks kidnap Kuwabara's kitten to blackmail him. the scene where Kuwabara is confronting the goons at the 'Far Cry'= "Eikichi! Where's Eikichi? Lemme see him!"

There in the manga, it says that the cat is a male. Sooooooooooo I went and edited this.

 

I just wanted to say that I really DO like Botan. She is a wonderful character and I am not bashing her in this, hehehehehe I am just poking some fun at her expense…. She is quite in character you see ;) oh, Yusuke too, I love poking fun at him…but at least I'm not bashing him!

A funny fic is far better than any bash fic! The difference between the two? Simple, a bash-fic makes a character incredibly stupid and ignores the good aspects of that character. A funny fic is the opposite, the character is in character but still gets some laughs.

Unfortunately, some new authors forget that and think the best funny fic is one that makes a character completely stupid, have that character act in ways they would not and never acknowledge the character's worth. Countless fics that bash Kuwabara come to mind. -___- As you can see from my last chapter, it IS possible to make fun of someone but keep them in character ;P so phhhhhhhhhhhhttttttttttt to all the bashers XD

 

DISCLAIMER= I do not own the YYH characters.

Warning= OOC abounds.

 

Deleted Scenes

 

“Demons hate humans, this is why they always cheered for everyone to kill Team Urameshi… However, some animals are natural enemies of each other. Like foxes and hens or cats and dogs. If one were fighting the humans, whom would their racial enemies cheer? Let us imagine that a cat demon was fighting Urameshi, would the dog demon calling for the death of the humans or would racial hate win and would he cry out to kill the cat? I found out that answer in this deleted scene.

It seems that Shishiwakamaru went to great lengths to destroy this tape. This is proof that the scene that we saw of his battle with Kuwabara was NOT their first battle but a rematch. Shishiwakamaru demanded that they re-do the entire episode…that spoiled brat. Here is the first match….with some unusual fans.” =^.^=~~~Katzztar

 

 

Although she has had her own share of odd happenings, Botan did not think that waking up to a strange rustling sound was the ideal scenario. “Of all things to happen at a time like this…” Botan got down on her knees as she peered under her bed. “It's supposed to against the rules for a demon to attack to guest team in their own room!” Muttering to herself, Botan crawled over to peer under Keiko's bed. “It's near…whatever it is.”

 

“What's near?” Botan jumped at the unexpected voice that came from, oh six inches from her head. “OWWW!” Unfortunately, when she jumped, she collided the top of her head with the speaker's jaw…that happened to be Keiko.

 

Shizuru rushed in to see Botan rubbing the top of her head as Keiko rubbed her own jaw. “Okay, what did I miss?”

 

Inching over to the bed that Shizuru had used, Botan continued her search as she began to explain herself. “When I woke up, I heard something rustling around. I'm trying to find out where it's coming from.”

 

A cloud of smoke temporally obscured Shizuru as she quirked an eyebrow. “Well, sweetheart, did you think that it could have been Keiko turning around in those crinkly sheets that caused it?” Putting out the cigarette in a nearby ashtray, the elder Kuwabara walked over to the beds to get a change of clothes.

 

Huffing, Botan stood on her knees, and with one hand on hip and the other hand was waving the pointer finger at Shizuru. “A matter of fact, yes I DID think of that. However, the sound was not…WAIT! There it is again!” All eyes turned to face the wall near Shizuru's bed. “As I was saying, it didn't sound like someone turning around in sheets.” Botan reiterated with narrowed eyes.

 

“Where IS it coming from?” The oddness was creeping Keiko out. Unlike Shizuru or Botan, she was still quite new to the reality of demons and all that. Keiko's main previous supernatural experience was when Yusuke's ghost visited during his spirit trials. She didn't consider the time when everyone went crazy and chased her was supernatural; she didn't know about the Makai whistle or that the leader of the Saint Beasts had ordered her death. Don't hold it against her, it's not her fault that Yusuke lied to her about it. Well technically, it was Botan who lied, saying that Yusuke was some sort of junior detective and that was a top-secret case, but Yusuke went along with the lie. Therefore, he is guilty of lying after all.

 

As the three women took one step forward, they could tell that the clatter is coming from the dresser that stood next to Shizuru's bed. In unison, they took another step forward. As in response, the tote bag sitting atop the dresser ….shifted.

 

This caused Botan to jump…behind Shizuru. “IEEE! It moved!” Yes, that was Botan, who stated the most obvious thing

 

Keiko stopped, not wanting to move forward. “Uhh, Shizuru, I don't know how to tell you this…but there's something in your duffle bag.”

 

Raising her fist, Shizuru was ready to pound whatever miniature fiend that dared rummage through her clothing. There was no way that she was going to have a repeat of Okinawa Hotel of 2001, when poltergeists held a panty raid in her suite. However, she was startled as her spirit awareness told her the true nature of the culprit.

 

“Ah, damn!” Botan and Keiko were perplexed at Shizuru's exclamation and the sudden relaxing of her guard. Both girls could only blink as Shizuru marched over to the bag and unzipped it.

 

As soon as it was opened, a small head popped out. “Oh, damn it all! What are YOU doing here, boy? Kazu's going to have a seizure over this!” With Shizuru standing with her back to the others, they couldn't see what was hiding in the bag. “You wretched little beast, you enjoy getting me into trouble with my bro, don't you? You're the only thing that Kazuma will fight me for! That kid wouldn't raise a hand to me, even if I'm pounding at him. But when you enter the picture, it's a different story.”

 

With her head tilted at an angle, Botan watched as Shizuru reached down to pick up whoever she is talking to. Shizuru's back still hid the perpetrator's identity. Once she turned around , they could see who it was that gave them a scare.

 

“Oh, it's so cute!” Keiko ran over to scoop the tiny creature into a hug.

 

“Hehe The mystery's solved….. but she's awfully familiar.” Botan struck her classic `thinking' pose as she tried to remember where she saw the small beast before. “I remember now! Back when Yusuke first returned to life for good, there were some hoodlums that tried to force Kuwabara to steal some stuff. They were holding her hostage.”

 

“Those beasts!” Keiko huffed at the though of anyone daring to harm something so adorable. “How dare they harm a little baby! I hope Kuwabara pounded them good!”

 

Botan and Shizuru had to stifle a laugh at the idea of the usually peaceful Keiko cheering on a gang fight. Shizuru wasn't aware that Kuwabara and his gang had fought several fights with rival gangs over Keiko's safety during Yusuke's death. While Botan…well, truth be told, she forgot about that little fact. She was too busy thinking of how Kuwabara is going to react to this new turn of events.

 

That same thoughts plagued Shizuru as well. “One, it's a boy cat Botan. Two, Kazu is NOT going to like this at all. He is so damn protective of his baby that after those creeps took her, he wouldn't let her go anywhere outside unless he was there as well.” Glaring at the tiny troublemaker, Shizuru lit up another cigarette. “He's going to go ballistic when he finds out that E….”

 

SLAM! The front door the suite slammed opened, cutting off what ever she was about to say. The sudden scare caused Botan and Keiko to jump in fright…throwing their arms around each other's necks in a `HELP! I'm scared!' hug-like pose. Of course, this caused Keiko to drop the one that caused all the trouble in the first place.

 

“SHIZURU!” A familiar husky voice bellowed in true anger. “Damn you sis! When are you going to learn to check your damn bags before leaving the house!” The younger Kuwabara stomped his way to the bedroom in search of his sister. As he entered the room, he ignored Keiko and Botan who are still frozen in surprise. “This makes it …what… the fifth time that you allowed my baby to sneak into your bags.”

 

“Why do you always blame me for it!” Crossing her arms, the elder Kuwabara stared down …well attempted to... at the younger Kuwabara.

 

With narrowed eyes, Kazuma lowered his voice to a cold tone that his teammates never heard him use before. However, Shizuru has heard him use this tone when he's deadly serious and is in no joking mood. “It is always your bags that she manages hide in. You never check your luggage before you leave the house, and I do. I checked my duffle bag and she was not in it when I left. There for, my baby came here in your bags…once again.”

 

A look of confusion came over Yusuke, but that was nothing new for him. Okay, to be fair, all the guys were confused. Kuwabara's hollering about his baby and cursing his sister for endangering him awakened them. Therefore, they naturally jumped up to follow him to the girls' room.

 

“Kurama.” Hiei stood to the side looking on as the psychic siblings began a fist fight. Although it looks more as if Shizuru is doing all the punching, one thing that changed is that her brother is deflecting her blows for once instead of accepting them. “Do you know anything about this so-called baby? Kuwabara's too young to sire a child. He's how young, not yet an adult, that's for certain.”

 

Chucking, the fox demon turned to regard the fire demon. “I suspect who, or more like what, Kuwabara is talking about.” Kurama paused for a moment to smile at the reality of the situation and the absurdity of Hiei's comment. “However, on a different note, Kuwabara is about to turn fifteen. Although he's still an adolescent, he can sire a child.”

 

“How so?” Yusuke turned away from watching the brother and sister fighting to give his full attention to the conversation. ”I know that we guys can get a stiffy in our teen years, but I thought we didn't have the stuff to get a girl pregnant until later.”

 

`Is he really that naïve?' Kurama had a giant sweatdrop at Yusuke's comment. “Uhh, Yusuke did you skip school back in sixth grade primary when they showed the sex education films?”

 

“What! When did they show that stuff?”

 

`That's my answer…' Kurama glanced to the side to see that Hiei was still waiting for him to explain things as well. “I find hard to believe that you can watch those x-rated films and still be naïve…”

 

With his arms akimbo, Yusuke glared at his friend. “Hey! For one thing, those films star adults, not teens. Teens in skin-flicks are against the law ... although that wouldn't stop me from watching any. Secondly, they are about sex, not reproduction!” Leering at Keiko's rear, he leaned in to whisper. “Don't call me naïve, I learned what to do with a girl from them all right. But those films are all action, they show the lusts of life, not the mysteries of life!”

 

“Ah, good point.” Rubbing the back of his head, Kurama sighed dejectedly as he realized that he would have to explain a part of the birds and the bees. “Very well, a human male can produce semen even in the early teen years. However, their seed is not fully healthy and not a potent as an adult's. So, yes it is possible that Kuwabara COULD impregnate a female even though he's not yet fifteen. But I believe that this is just a hypothetical scenario. I do not think that this `baby' of Kuwabara's is a child that he sired but something he adopted and cares for greatly.”

 

Yusuke rubbed is jaw in confusion trying to figure it out for a few seconds. Suddenly, his face went from `I'm lost' to `You can't mean what I think you mean' look. “Kurama, you don't mean that….”

 

“EIKICHI!” Kuwabara's cry of joy cut through the air.

 

“…cat.” Yusuke finished his sentence as the astonished friends watch the big lug scoop up the small animal from the ground.

 

o.O Hiei had a look of annoyance as he turned to face Kurama. “You mean, all that bluster for his baby was for a pet KITTEN?”

 

 

TBC……. LOL I thought about adding a few lines but Hiei's comment was the best closing line I could think of! Hehe a the next chapter…. Where the unusual fans arrive.

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I must admit that ch.1 is not the first story of that type. I cannot remember the title, but there is a story out there that has the guys going over the memories of which was worse Dark tournament or Sensui saga. Hiei said it was D.T. since there was only one bathroom, from there, it gives some snips of humorous scenes, one including an odd humid fog that fills the hotel. As Yusuke, Kuwa & Kurama track it down to coming from their suite, they find out …it was Hiei taking a VERY hot shower XD all that steam from a fire demon wanting a nice hot bath filled the hotel!

 

After this chapter, I will change the name, dropping the `from the Dark Tournament' part, it will simply be “The Deleted Scenes”. I have an idea for the Chapter Black saga, concerning the scene where Yusuke calls Megallica a pop band grrrrrrrrrrrrr Sorry but another thing I have in common with Kuwabara is that I'm a head-banger too.