Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ Demons Encounter ❯ Chapter 10 The Blender Incident ( Chapter 10 )

Chapter 10
The Blender Incident



Cory was having a fight with the blender and losing, badly. Jin was knocked out in the corner. Kitami and Saskia were sitting in the middle of the floor with Dixie cups scooping mudslides off the ground. Kat walks in and sees the mess, "Brittaney is gonna kill you. Brittaney's gonna kill you." Cory rolled her eyes and says, "It's mudslides." Kat's eyes widen and she jumps and slides across the floor, almost hitting Saskia and Kitami, with her mouth open. Kitami and Saskia screamed, "HEY WE ARE DRINKIN HERE!!!" Kat looks at them apologetic and then looks into the corner to see Jin knocked out and his ear twitches. "What happened to him??" Kat asked. Cory laughs and says, "Well you see I told him that he should use the cap and not have it on full power but no he just had to and then he well got hit in the head with the ice cube which knocked him out. Plus he got the button stuck on high power." Hiei walked in to see everyone (not Brittaney, Kurama, Yusuke, or Kuwabara) covered from head to toe in mudslide mix. "What the fuck?"

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I walked into see most of the people that live in this house including Katrina covered in this brown goop. I have no idea what is going so I asked, "What the fuck?" before what I knew was going on Katrina comes up and shoves something into my mouth and says, "Mudslides are good!" I almost choked. `What is this onna doing' is what was going through my mind until I swallow. Then I am in heaven whatever this was I think she called it a mudslide was great.

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"Why did you use a spoon?" Cory asked. "Does it look like I have a cup?" Kat answered. Cory just shook her head. Kitami was putting the bananas into the blender. Cory was putting the ice and mudslide mix in. Saskia was yelling about there not being enough rum and putting more into the blender. Kurama walked in and his jaw dropped. Brittaney walked in and screamed, "WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED?!?!?" Cory, Saskia, and Kitami froze where they were. All of a sudden Kat pops up out of nowhere and shoves a Dixie cup in front of Brittaney's face, "Mudslide?" Brittaney looks at the cup and then at her sister and finally answers, "Hell Yeah!!" She takes the cup and downs it. Saskia, Cory, and Kitami sigh with relieve while they start finish adding the materials to the blender.

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"Clean up this mess!!!" Brittaney screams as she stumbles her drunk ass out. "Ok" Cory and Kat said as the day on the floor and see Saskia getting out the mop, "NO what are you doing that is not how you clean this is," Cory said as she demonstrated it by taking a Dixie cup, scooping it off the floor, and downing it. Shizuru walks in and sees them all drinking mudslides and says, "What are you doing and is that mudslides?" Cory looks at her and says, "Yes." "And we are cleaning," Kat finishes and made quotes with her fingers when she said cleaning. "Oh, Fun." Shizuru says as she starts to drink mudslides. Karasu and Kuronue walk in, "What are you guys…" A spoon being shoved into his mouth by Saskia cut off Karasu. Kitami shoved a spoon into Kuronue's mouth. "Mudslides YAY!!!" Kat said. "Yeah they are great aren't they." Kitami said. Cory looks at the floor franticly, "OH MY GOD THERE ARE NO MORE MUDSLIDES!!" Kat runs to the cabinet and gets out the tequila, "This is the only alcohol we have left I think." "No we can't mix dinks you have to drink rum," Cory said this as she starts to drink the rum, that randomly appeared in her hand, strait as she handed a bottle to Kat. "Ok," Esmerelda as she follows Cory's lead and starts drinking it strait.

Yusuke and Kuwabaka walk in to see Kitami and Saskia passed out , Jin Singing the Brady Bunch theme song, Cory and Kat are having a drinking contest, and Shizuru was drinking while watching Kat and Cory to find out who wins. "So, how drunk are you people?" Yusuke asked. From the living room Brittaney answered, "I am drunk off my ass." Kat losses the contest, "I should learn not to have drinking contests with you Cory I always lose." Cory does her victory dance. "Are you guys drunk??" Kuwabara asks idiotically. "Yea I am more drunk then all three of them put together." Kat said as she points to Jin, Kitami, and Saskia. "I never would have guest." Yusuke said. "Yea I learned how to hide it from the best," Kat said as she points to Cory, "She is more drunk then me." Yusuke looked at Cory who just started to down so more rum. "Yep I am way more drunk then you," Cory said as she started to laugh. "What is so funny," Kat said with a little more drunkenness in her voice. "You are not hiding it very well any more you should go to bed Kit Kat," Cory answered. "Ok good night I am apparently not hiding my drunkenness any more," Kat said very drunkenly. "Be careful on the stairs." Cory said to Kat. She flipped Cory off and headed up the stairs. "3-2-1" Cory said as she counted on her fingers. Everyone was looking at her funny when they heard "CRASH!" Everyone said, "What the Fuck?" as they ran to see what happened.

When they got to where the crash was heard they saw Kat covered in water, flowers in her lap, and a vase on her head. Next to her was the overturned table that hit a pot which broke. Kat was pouting. Cory walks in, sees Kat, blink twice, and starts laughing. "What the fuck happened?" Hiei asked as he picked Kat up bridal style. She smiled, wrapped her hands around his neck and fell asleep. "She can't work stairs when she is drunk," Brittaney said as she shook her head. Hiei brought Kat to bed with his lightning speed. Everyone else laughed as hard as is physically possible. "Ok I am going to bed now," Cory said as she headed up the stairs. All of a sudden there was what sounded like a bomb going off. Everyone ran up to see………

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me: hehehehehehe I am so evil hehehehehehe I left you with a cliffy

Michelle: she is sorry I think but she is sorry for the short chapter

Heather: yeah she just wanted to put this chapter in so she is sorry is isn't that right Kia-chan

me: Yes it is but I am not sorry for the cliffy I did it because I already had the next chapter's beginning written when I decided to write this chapter so the end ties into what I already wrote R& R and I will hurry and update hehehehehehe so you can find out what happens