Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ Demons Encounter ❯ Evil cat and The the Saturday no one can forget ( Chapter 14 )

Me: look im updating lol and im changing Esmerelda's name to Katrina and her nick name is Kat

M: shut up and write they don't want to hear all of your fuckin talking

Me: I know I know
m: so then why are you talking??
me: uuuuuuuuhhhhhhhh…………

M: my point exactly

Me: I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts; There they are all sittin in a row; Big ones small ones and some as big as your head
m: shut up
me: I never had to do any of this when Mufasa was king

M: what did you say?
me: uuhhhhhhh………. Kapasa

M: right on wit the fic

CHAPTER 14 Evil cat and The the Saturday no one can forget

IF YOU DIDN'T READ MY RANTING AND TALKIN DO SO NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(end of 13)

Sandy walked over to Hiei, stood on her hind legs, picked Kat up by the back of her neck, and dropped her on to the bed, "Do you really think that I couldn't get you off of Shorty's head?" Sandy growled

(start of 14)

"No I thought that you wouldn't be able to find me in all of his hair bitch!" Kat growled. Sandy scratched Kat when she hit her in the face. Kat was sent flying a cross the room into a wall hard. Everyone stared wide eyed, except Cory and Brittaney. "Hey no holes in the walls!" Cory screamed. Kat started to whimper. "Well you shouldn't of called her a bitch. You deserved it and you-" Brittaney was cut off by Yusuke. "Wait she called Sandy a bitch when did this happen?" Yusuke asked.

Sandy ran over to Kat and started to clean the wound. She was acting all motherly. Every time Hiei would try to get close she would growl. "Right before sandy hit her across the room duh!" Kitami answered they were watching sandy so they didn't realize that the baka had come to and was at the door. Until, "Aw the kitty is hurt!" and he went and picked Kat up. Kat was hissing, Hiei's eye was twitching, and sandy was growling. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH EVIL CAT!!!!!!!!!!!" Kuwabara screamed. "She's not evil she is just mine!" Cory stated. "Hey Hiei why is your eye all twitchy?" Kitami asked. Hiei's eye got twitchier. "Hey Hiei why is your eye all more twitchy?" she asked again.

Kat changed into her normal Desdemona form and ran out of the room screaming "I have been violated." Over and over again. Cory looked at where Esmerelda just was ::blink blink:: and she fell on to the floor laughing. Hiei was smirking; Kurama, Brittaney, and Yusuke were blinking at where she just was. Sandy started growl and stalk towards Kuwabara. Kuwabara started to slowly walk backwards towards the door. Before he got out the door Cory's shadow shut it. Sandy pounced and scratched him up really bad. When Kat came back she raised an eyebrow and threw Sandy some kitty treats.

****A couple of days later****

Everyone; excluding Cory, Kat, J; were sitting on the couch at Genkai's place. "Wait a minute where the hell are Kat and Cory don't they have to be here pacifier breath??" Yusuke screams. "Well there has to be something wrong because Kat doesn't answer she just kind of squeaks." Hiei said. "Well lets see. Today is Saturday right." Brittaney got nods. "Well that could be it but I doubt that she would cry over that. Well I guess she could." Hiei growled. "Ok ok well let me hear what she sounds like maybe I can tell you what she is saying." Hiei went over to Brittaney and grabbed her shoulder "don't move or you will get stuck in her mind."

****IN ESMERELDA'S MIND "word"=Kat (all said in a really really inaudible tones) `words'=Hiei <words<=Brittaney

`What is wrong onna?'

<Dude you better be nice to her she is my baby sister you know<

`hn now ONNA TELL ME WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG'

"friendsisoverandtherewillneverbeanotherepisodeever" (Translation- Friends is over and there will never be another episode ever)

<I got no idea dude sorry<

***END CONVO***

"Uh…. And we can't find them!" Koenma answered. "WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU CANT FIND THEM?? THEY ARE THE ONE THAT ARE GETTING HUNTED AND YOU JUST MISSED PLACED THEM WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Jin screamed. "Calm down Jin god if I didn't know any better I would say that you are in love with one of them." Botan said happily. "One eww two Kat is like my lil sister of coarse I am protective of her and Cory I have been friends with her since…. Well since for ever three I just fuckin found them both again after thinking they were dead along with Brittaney four the person who killed Brittaney is out there hunting them down and they are MISSING. Three eww" Jin screamed missing into Botan's face. Botan sweat dropped. "Master says you can calm down Jin they are probably in her room. She always makes sure that no one can tell if there is anyone in her room at anytime!" Brittaney said intelligently. "Ok then lets go get them." Kuwabara said.

*******************AT CORY'S

They rang the door bell and Cory's mom answered. "Oh hello kids. Coraho is in her room along with Kat and …. I believe you guys call him J." She walked back into the kitchen. Everyone looked at her funny because she was barefoot. She had one of those flower crowns on her head. She had bellbottoms with random holes and pretty colored patches. She had a tie-dyed shirt on. She had multiple beaded necklaces around her neck, and the little classes with purple lenses. They finally just shrugged it off and ran to Cory's room.

When they got there they found Kat was Curled up on Cory's bed crying. J was on the foot of the bed curled up in the same position as Kat but opposite end of the bed. They were both crying. "Ok well there is Kat and J where the fuck is Cory??" Yusuke asked. "Master says that she is in her cave wall bed." Brittaney said. "Huh?" Kuwabara asked. "What are you questioning??" Kurama asked. "Who is master??" Kuwabara asked. Kat gasped. "You don't know who master is?" Kitami asked. "no!" Kuwabara said. "Legato is master. But masters master said that I shouldn't listen to master anymore." Kat answered. "Legato's, who is their; Kitami, Esmerelda, and Brittaney's; master, master is Knives. I don't have a master I listen to no one!" Cory said from behind the black currtain. "Your master sucks!" Kat said to get Cory to admit that she has a master. "MASTER YODA DOES NOT SUCK!" Cory screamed. "Yoda I am!" Kitami said. "You are not Yoda!" Cory said. "Fine!" Kitami looked dipressed. "Now who died. Cory doesn't cry and the way she was talkin she is cryin!" Yusuke said. "Yes she is crying but no one died friends ended!" Kat said in a high squecky voice so no one could understand her. "What?" Kuwabara asked. "FRIENDS ENDED!!!!!" Kat screamed. "O ok!" Yusuke said. "Master says that we should watch one of the friends DVD's what do you say Cory, J, Kat?" Brittaney asked. "KK I will get the popcorn!" Kat said as she ran out the door and down the stairs. Yusuke Followed.

Once in the Kitchen Yusuke asked "So why did you guys get so upset over this stupid tv show. Are you really that weak??" "Well just think of it this way what would you do if all the arcades were shut down??" Kat said nonchalantly. "That's different it is not a stupid Television show." Yusuke said. "and what would hiei said if he knew that you were this weak he wouldn't even date you anymore you know that maybe I should just go off and tell him." Kat rolled her eyes at him. "One your not the boss of me I can do what ever I want. Two if you are dating some on strong then you should be weak that is how that goes. Three I have always been like this so if he thought I was weak then maybe he likes it that way seeing as we are still dating." Kat said. "I am to the boss seeing as I am the leader of this team." Yusuke said pissed. "Take that one up with Cory." Kat said. "Maybe I will. You are spoiled you know that." Yusuke asked. "Well yea I am and im proud of it." Kat said happily. "Well you are just a spoiled brat and you don't belong here." Yusuke said. "I may be spoiled now as in people care about me but you have to remember I watched my dad die and then I earned everything I need or well stole it but that is earning too so don't say that I don't belong here because im spoiled in possessions because im not im spoiled because I don't need to fight if I don't want to." Kat said. "Stealing is not earning it is against the law."Yusuke screamed in her face. From upstairs the two heard Kurama and Cory scream "STEALING IS TO EARNING!" "Well I expected that from cory but Kurama?" Yusuke said alittle confused. "O yea you don't expect the King of theives to think that stealing is earning" Kat said and rolled her eyes. She turned and started to walk upstairs but stopped when Yusuke started yelling. "You are just a Fatherless brat!" Kat's eyes went violet. "What gives you the right to say that?" Cory walked out of the shadows so that Kat put on her helpless child face and starts to cry. "What did you do to make her cry??" Cory screamed at Yusuke


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me: im sooo sry but I had school and shit so it took a while to update I am also sry for this chapter being so short

M: yea yea sure ya are

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