Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ Detective of the Dead ❯ Chapter 1 ( Chapter 1 )

Well hello everyone. I am your beloved psychic queen Sarabi. Anyway, I felt like it was a bout time to work on a YuYu Hakusho fic since I'm in the mood and those are very spontaneous and short lengthed. Oh well… so hi!

Miko: Ur really dumb…

DJ: oh Yah? And what about you?! Miss I'm hungry so I'll bring over some lucky bunny flakes!

Miko: what!? I am hungry! You dare test my hunger?!

DJ: you ought to know not to challenge me in this realm where I am supreme ruler of Ur fate! Though I may not own YuYu Hakusho, I know that since this is my fic that I can sentence you to an excruciatingly painful and slow death! BWWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAh! Coughs wtf?! Is that some sort of side effect?! That sucks badly! Anyway….

Miko: like I said, dumb…

DJ: shut up you dumb ox… throws a large knife and gets it … nah, too graphic… but it hurts Miko at any rate…

Hiei: yes, my fiancé is dangerously reckless when dealing with her sister… but read and review, and you may save Miko's life… if you know what's good for you… glares and shines his katana at you.

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(Miko and Takeko *DJ* already know the gang… I will write a prequel someday, maybe someday…)

 

It was just a day…. Not even a normal day. How can you call hanging with a guy who holds a thief fox demon in side him, and a shortie with gravity-defying hair and pointy eyes normal?… well, ya cant! Got a problem with that? You better not…

(a.n. Sorry, really hyper and that makes me this way… it's the lucky bunny flakes… they're really bad for Ur growth too… I told you so Hiei)

“Why is it so boring today Hiei? Let's do something!” Miko whined.

“Pipe down ya maggot! I'm trying to make a portal to Koenma's office directly.” Barked Takeko.

“Why do you have to be so mean to your sister Takeko?” Kurama asked, not quite having caught the fact that Takeko had just yelled for silence. (Wow, even the great Kurama can be an idiot… I guess we all had those moments. -_-`)

“Kurama, Takeko just obviously told everyone to be quiet.” Kuwabara reminded Kurama, shocked that Kurama had just had an idiot moment.

“Kuwa-kun, I thank you for your help, but everyone must not utter one more word if this is to actually work.”

*Woops… hehheh. * Kuwabara thought.

With that, silence reigned for a good 2 minutes.

“Hn.” Was Hiei's comment when it was obvious that the portal had worked.

“Don't give me the crap-attitude Mister poofie-pants.” Retorted Takeko.

“And don't talk to my Hiei-pie that way. The next time you do, I'll chop your head off.” Growled Miko.

“Meh heh! I'd like to see you try to lob my head off!” Challenged Takeko.

-Insert anime-sweat drops.

Ok! So that was the first chappie! 9im so hyper now! Weehee! I think I'm gonna go and try to write a Naruto fic now! Yadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadada. Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! So please review, and know that I'm the queen of psychics, and specialize in fire, electricity, and shadows, so flaming won't do a darn thing! Hehehehehe! Narrator named Sarah is abducted by Invader Zim. (Whom I also don't own mind you!)

Takeko: listening to Walkman; did someone say something?

Miko: I think that we just lost a narrator… wasn't that Zim?

T: prolly, but I won't save her till after this chappie is done…

M: it is done stupid freak!

T: don't call me a stupid freak ya friggin butt-face!

Kuwabara: uh, I hate ta interrupt you too and Ur sisterly bondin moment, but there's a girl here askin for someone…

T: oh, thanx Kuwa-kun. Hey there kid!

M: sweat-drops

Girl: hi, I'm Lisa, and I was wonderin where my sister was… she was supposed to come down for lunch, and I can't find her. Have you seen her?

T: well kid, she is/was our narrator, and just recently got abducted by Zim, so please wait while we hunt for your sis. Though you might get her back after he is done experimenting on her… but ill try to get her back ok?

Lisa: sure, fine, whatever. I just was worried cuz she rarely misses a meal… so it was really ooc of her. Thanx though, bye.

T: No prob.! So, well, ill havta go buy some gator-jerky for the trip. Bye now!