Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ Dragon Deals ❯ Lesson 3: Kitsunes Don't Handle Sexy Friends Well ( Chapter 3 )

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Lesson 3: Kitsunes Don't Handle Sexy Friends Well

 

"Shuuichi, what's the matter?" Shiori asked her son. Kurama bit into his strawberry pocky. "My friends have been acting weird, 'kaasan. And I don't know why, seeing as its Koenma's party, not mine." Kurama sighed. Shiori smiled. "Oh, yes, the party. You should get cleaned up soon. You don't want to be late." Shiori advised.

 

"Yes, 'kaasan." Kurama said, standing up and ready to go upstairs. "And don't worry about your friends, Shuuichi. I'm sure they're just giving you some alone time. After all, you did have exams this week." Shiori offered. Kurama nodded and seemed to buy it.

 

He quickly took a shower and put on some clothes. Tight khakis and a red shirt with a silver fox embroidered in it. "'Kaasan keeps buying me tight pants..." Kurama mumbled to himself. Were tight pants a fashion now? Kurama pondered this as he put on a black jacket and walked out with his present for Koenma. He just got him a new cape. That red one he kept wearing in teen form was getting old, so he got him a silver one.

 

Kurama arrived at Genkai's temple, seemingly gliding up the stairs. "Kurama! Wow, right on time." Yusuke said, walking up to him. He was followed by Kuwabara. Kurama wondered if he was the last one there.

 

"Hello, Yusuke, Kuwabara." Kurama greeted warmly. "Here, gimme your present. I'll put it where the others are." Kuwabara said, snatching said present and walking away. Kurama blinked.

 

"So...you really like tight pants, don't you?" Yusuke joked. "No, 'kaasan just likes them on me." Kurama sighed. Yusuke laughed. "Maybe she's making up for the lack of daughter she has. You're pretty enough." Yusuke joked. Kurama rolled his eyes. "I hope it's just a faze." Kurama muttered.

 

They walked around to corner to see Kuwabara and Yukina, who were talking merrily. Keiko was sitting with Genkai, drinking tea. "Kurama-kun! It's nice to see you again!" Yukina smiled.

 

Kurama smiled back. "The pleasure is all mine, Yukina-chan." Kurama said. He looked around. "Will Hiei be joining us?" he asked. Yusuke shrugged. "You know him, anti-social and surprising." Yusuke said.

 

Botan flew up on her oar. "Everyone, Koenma is coming! Get ready!" she yelped. Kurama was dragged inside by Yusuke, followed by everyone but Genkai, who was still sitting on her porch. They hid in a room that was poorly decorated with Happy Birthday things.

 

"You really should have let me help." Kurama said. Yusuke laughed. "Shut up, we tried." Yusuke said, before making Kurama duck behind the couch. He himself hid under the table. Kuwabara was hiding behind the chair, Yukina and Keiko were under a larger table, and Shizuru was leaning against the wall. Botan was near the door, waiting.

 

They heard footsteps approach, and Koenma opened the door. "Hello?" Koenma asked, before flipping the switch on. Everyone jumped up (Kurama and Shizuru had a bit less enthusiasm) and shouted "SURPRISE!!". Koenma looked startled. "A surprise party?!" he asked. Yusuke snickered. "We got you good, didn't we, pacifier breath?" Yusuke laughed. In everyone's (but Kurama's) mind, they had better have gotten it perfect, they DID practice this scene about 50 times to perfection.

 

A few minutes later, when everyone had settled down to chatting and drinking punch (Keiko refused to have under aged drinking, no matter how much Yusuke and Shizuru persisted), Yusuke walked out the door. "Where did Yusuke go?" Kurama asked. Kuwabara shrugged. "Probably to smoke again." he whispered, noticing Keiko was close. Yusuke came in seconds later, dragging in a certain fire demon.

 

Kurama, being the ever-to-keep-control, managed not to gape like his friends. Hiei was wearing tight black, leather pants, a tight black tank top of silk, with see-thru sleeves that reached his elbows. His katana was still tied around his waist, but his bandanna was silver. His bandaged dragon arm was the same, and he wore knee-high black boots that strapped on to his legs.

 

Kurama casually walked over. "Glad to see you at the party, Hiei." Kurama smiled. Hiei smirked. He knew the fox was surprised. Yusuke let Hiei go and normal conversations resumed (although they kept glancing at the pair, hoping for the slightest response out of Kurama).

 

Hiei glared down at his fruit punch. "Do you expect me to drink this?" Hiei glowered. Kurama smiled and nodded, sipping his own drink. "I bet you'd taste much better." Hiei murmured casually, causing Kurama to nearly choke on his drink.

 

"E-Excuse me?" Kurama asked, clearly thrown off. Hiei smirked and shrugged. "Nothing, kitsune." Hiei said, and sipped his drink. Kurama stared uncertainly at Hiei before taking a sip of his own drink, glancing at Hiei from the corner of his eye.

 

"So who exactly made you wear that outfit?" Kurama asked. Hiei frowned. "I'm never MADE to do anything, by ANYONE." Hiei stated firmly. Kurama smiled. "Of course." he said. Hiei glanced at him. "Maybe I just wanted to wear it. Does it look good on me?" Hiei asked, raising an eyebrow.

 

Kurama blushed. "Y-Yes, it does." Kurama said, turning away. Hiei smirked in satisfaction. "I was hoping you'd like it." Hiei said. Kurama blushed a deeper crimson.

 

"Alright, time to play some games!!" Yusuke announced. Kurama tried ever-so-casually to put down his drink and walk over, glad for the excuse to get away from a certain fire youkai.

 

"What are we playing?" Botan asked. Yusuke grinned. "Strip poker!" he said. Everyone did an anime fall. Keiko slapped him. "OWWW!! I was just kidding!!" he yelped pitifully. Kurama chuckled and Hiei rolled his eyes.

 

"Since it's my birthday party, let's play Spin the Bottle." Koenma said. Everyone nodded, although Kurama did unsurely. Was it just him, or were his friends a little too sexually active tonight? Must be the teenage hormones. he thought dryly. Little did the kitsune know that the bottle was remote-controlled. In control of the remote was George, who was sitting with Genkai.

 

They settled in a circle, with the rigged bottle in the center. "Who's first?" Yukina asked. "Koenma, since he picked the game." Yusuke said. Koenma spun it, and it landed on Botan. Both blushed, and Koenma leaned forward unsteadily and did a quick peck on the lips.

 

"Whoo-hoo! Could you fell the tension?!" Yusuke joked. He dodged a slap aimed his way by Keiko. "Yusuke, you're next." Koenma said, glaring.

 

He spun the evil bottle, landing it on Keiko. They looked at each other. Several minutes passed. Shizuru, semi-sober, shoved them together so their lips pressed. They broke, blushing and glaring at Shizuru, who was happily singing 'Twinkle Twinkle Little Star'.

 

"Kurama, you're next." Yusuke said. Kurama raised an eyebrow, but spun the bottle. It landed on....Hiei. Kurama's eyes widened a bit, and he looked up into Hiei's calm face.

 

"Uh..." Kurama said dumbly. Yusuke snickered. "Just kiss him, fox boy." Yusuke pushed. Kurama blushed. Why did he agree to this game?! Inari, why?!! Any thought process was cut short when Hiei's soft yet firm lips crashed against his, and Hiei's tongue entered his mouth. He felt like melting into goo, but sustained.

 

Hiei withdrew with a smirk. "I think I heard you moan." Hiei stated calmly, with everyone erupting in laughter as Kurama blushed a bright crimson. Kurama swatted him away. "Sit back down!!" Kurama said, still blushing.

 

Hiei sat back down, smirking smugly. Kurama was pouting, glaring at his little friend. "Don't pout kitsune, it's just a game." Hiei chided. Kurama, not liking to be made fun of, smirked.

 

"We should play Seven Minutes in Heaven next. I would LOVE to be locked in a closet with Hiei-kun." Kurama said sweetly, causing said person to blush. Everyone else erupted in laughter. "Not a bad idea!" Koenma agreed. Kurama looked at him in shock. Hiei smirked. "I was only kidding." Kurama said, inching slowly away from the smirking demon.

 

Everyone else had matching smirks, and Kurama realized he had just lost. Note to self: Never open mouth to suggest party games again. EVER. his mind screamed.

 

*I think it was a great idea, kitsune.* Hiei's voice said in his head. Kurama blushed, mentally slapping himself for letting his guard down. He glared at Hiei, putting on a little pout. Hiei, amazingly, chuckled. "Don't pout, fox, I just might kiss you again." he teased. Kurama blushed harder.

 

"Can't even wait for the game, Hiei?" Kurama mocked dryly. Hiei chuckled. "Alright, so how many closets does the old hag have?" Yusuke asked. "Two." Keiko replied. Everyone looked at her strangely (again).

 

"Well there is!!" she said. Rolled eyes. "Okay, I say we put Botan and Koenma in one, and Kurama and Hiei in the other." Yusuke said, getting agreeing nods except from the four mentioned.

 

"I don't know how long I can stay in a small space with HIM." Kurama said, pointing over to Hiei. "Why?" Yusuke asked. "Because I would like to live." Kurama replied. Hiei smirked. "I'll try to control myself." Hiei said suggestively. Kurama paled a bit, before throwing an empty paper cup at him. Hiei was still smirking.

 

"Yusuke, Hiei....is acting strangely." Kurama whispered to the raven-haired boy as Hiei and Kuwabara began to fight again. Yusuke shrugged. "What do you mean? He seems fine to me." Yusuke said.

 

Kurama frowned. Shizuru must have spiked the drinks. Must have. Has to be it. No other explanations. None.

 

As Kurama tried to convince himself that the fruit punch was spiked, Keiko and Botan were emptying out the closets. "I can't believe I'm helping you empty this...." Botan muttered. Keiko smiled. "But Botan, we all know you like Koenma!" Keiko said cheerfully. Botan blushed. "This is about Hiei and Kurama's love problems, not mine!" Botan said, pouting.

 

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