Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ Drivers Ed. ❯ Welcome to Kurama's the house full of Pyschos ( Chapter 2 )

Jade: hey people who are reading this- thing! Uhh yeah why don't we go on to the fic.

Koenma: Jade does not own YYH. And remember don't do this at home and always wear your seatbelt!!

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At Kurama's house

Live Mr. Carrot live I say live!!!! Jade screamed while holding a little baby carrot. Wait quick give it mouth to mouth resuscitation Kurama!! As she said that Jade shoved the carrot up to his mouth and he bit it!!!

NOooooooooooooooooooooooooOOOOOoooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOoooo HOWCOULDYOUEATMR.CARROT!IHATEYOUIHATEYOUYOUSTUPIDJERKILLTAKEMYREVENGEONYOU! !!!

Jade say that again and slower, Yusuke calmed the little demon down.

K, how could you eat Mr. Carrot! I hate you I hate you you stupid jerk ill take my revenge on you! better, Jade said with a scowl.

Sure now who else is hungry? Yusuke said and questioned.

Let's make s'mores those gooey wonders of pure sugar!! Jade screeched with happiness as she pulled out everything needed including the fire which was Koenma's pacifier.

No Mr. Binky why why, he began to cry .

Yay s'mores said Kurama who was trying to get Jade to share and was failing miserably.

Now everyone was sitting by Kurama's fireplace since the binky had only lasted a minute. S'mores were being eaten and made faster than the speed of light and then the question was shot!

Hey Kurama will you teach me how to drive? Yusuke asked while hanging off of the fan above the group.

Sure as long as we wear our seatbelts! Kurama exclaimed.

Yeah Koenma we need to wear our seatbelts! Yusuke said as he started pointing and laughing at him.

Uh Yusuke how are you hanging up there if you're not holding anything? Jade questioned.

Don't uff Know, Yusuke said squeakily.

Hmmpf serves you right Koenma said proudly.

What about not wearing your seatbelt Koenma? Jade questioned once again.

Well that…Koenma began only to be cut off by…

DANCING BOLOGNA !!

Dub Dub Dub Dub Deedi dubb dubbb da dubbidiubb!! The Bologna kept dancing to its little song until dun dun dun !!

Jade bit him and said… mmm bologna My Bologna has a first name …

Jade don't start that again Jade!! Yusuke screamed.

Meanie!! Jade Began Chanting.

As Kurama began to Yell Lalalalala I can't hear you I can't hear you!!

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