Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ Effects of Starbucks Coffee on the YYH Gang... ❯ Koenma, Ogar, and Botan: Coffee cravings begin!!! ( Chapter 1 )

Effects of Starbuck's Coffee for the YYH Gang…

Ans: I do not own YYH, Eminem, Pink, Three Days Grace, Lil' Kim, Evanescence, Killer Mic, Black Eyed Peas, or any of the *cough* innocent…right…innocent things that happen. *to self* Readers are so naïve…soooo naïve…

1st Setting…Koenma's Office…

Koenma: *Is on his desk dancing to some music, and singing along…very badly…(cough, cough)* I've created…wants to see…want Yusuke, I'm chopped liver…*2 minutes 39 seconds later…* And Karasu you can get stoned by…It's over lets go everyone knows you got killed by Youko…*knocking on the door* Just a minute!!! *Koenma tries to turn off the radio, fails and just turns the volume down* Come in!

Botan: *she is in a leather dress shorter than her kimono* Koenma…I don't know what has come over me, but… *pulls out a mic from…err…somewhere and starts to rap with Jorge (ogar)* Whoa!

Jorge: Whoa! Whoa! It's Queen D man!

Botan: Aiyyo ogarman it's the Jump Off.

Jorge: Whoa! Whoa! It's Lil' Bo!

Botan: Hey I've been gone for a minute now I'm back with the jump off. Demons in the club case something jumps off. And back up before the Makai let the pump off. In the Reiki is where you get dumped off. All we want to do is party, and buy all the demons at the bar Bacardi. Asian Barbie dressed in Bulgari…

Jorge: *interrupts* Hey, Koenma sir don't you and Botan need to meet up with everyone and go get coffee?

Botan: *stops rapping at the sound of the word "coffee"*

Koenma: Oh yeah! *sweatdrops*

*SMACK!!!*

Koenma: X_X

Botan: *with oar* THAT'LL TEACH YOU!!!

Koenma: Lets…go…

Jorge: @_@

~~End of Setting one~~

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