Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ En Donde El Fuego Consume ❯ Whee! The Fun Now Begins! ( Chapter 5 )

Where The Fire Burns
Chapter Five
By Reya a.k.a. Golden Fire Goddess

Disclaimer: For in this world this is but one man who may own this world and sadly I am not he. I do not own Yu Yu Hakusho.

Enjoy!

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Keiko and Yusuke both went to the door to see who was there. Keiko seemed to think that it was only some women bringing Hiei, Kurama, and Kuwabara in there. Yusuke, on the other hand, felt that it was someone who was there to listen over their conversation and make sure that Keiko was as far away from them as possible. Opening the door, they both sighed in relief. The brown-haired woman was there with Hiei and Kuwabara, though Kurama was no where to be found. Keiko smiled at the brown-haired woman and stepped to the side to allow for Hiei's and Kuwabara's entry into the room.

"Thank you, Taki. I will take things from here." Keiko smiled at the woman. The brown-haired woman, now known as Taki, bowed and walked away... just not before she glared at the men surrounding Keiko.

"I take it you found something of interest that we should know about?" Kuwabara looked over at Keiko. Keiko, in turn, widened her eyes and nodded stiffly. As quick as her overwhelmed look came, it vanished. She was just about to have them all walk in to the room to await for Kurama when there was a loud crashing noise accompanied by shouts, all of which seemed to be coming closer. Yusuke, Kuwabara, and Hiei pushed Keiko back and got ready to protect her from whatever was coming their way. Their eyes narrowed as the noises came closer.

However nothing, absolutely nothing in their time as Reikai Tantai could have prepared them for what they saw next. What looked like Chuu, Jin, and Touya in women's clothing unceremoniously dragging what looked like Kurama in a woman's bonnet behind them. Coming closer and closer and nearer to them. Five seconds passed before they each screamed and ran in the room, conveniently forgetting to close the door.

Keiko looked at them bewildered that they would ever scream and was almost ran over when the three men who were supposed to be protecting her from whatever it was that was making all of those loud noises ran into the room. Keiko looked at them a bit perplexed. Yusuke looked over at her and said something that Keiko would never have believed could come out of his mouth.

"Keiko, could you beat those people up for us, they're scary." Keiko promptly sweat-dropped when she saw Hiei and Kuwabara nod their heads rapidly, trying to encourage her to take some action at Yusuke's suggestion. Lifting an eyebrow, Keiko went to look out the door when four people, three standing and one lying down blocked the doorway. Keiko's eyes widened at the sight and she quickly stepped back a pace to allow them entrance.

Once the quartet entered the room using various methods, everything went out the window. And it all started when Chuu’s left breast started to wiggle. The wriggling continued until Rinku popped out of the top of Chuu’s top gasping for air. He glared up at Chuu and said, “Next time you want to come here, I’m on the outside.”

“I think that might be a little impossible mate.” Chuu grinned down at the deceptively tiny demon. Jin and Touya looked at each other and shook their heads grinning. Hiei, Kuwabara, and Yusuke looked a little green around the gills. Kurama’s face couldn’t be seen as to the fact that sometime since his ‘captors’ and he were first seen by the others to now, his bonnet was pulled over his face; he was still lying prone on the floor. Keiko looked at the group currently gathered before her and started to laugh. Hard.

Once Keiko started to laugh, almost all attention was brought onto her. They all wondered whether or not she was broken and began to sweat-drop. Jin, however, was the only one not really paying attention to her. He was busy looking around for something or other.

“Um, lass. I’m sorry ta interrupt yaer jollies at this point, but Ima tryin’ ta figure out whare yaer Queen be a hidin’.” Jin looked seriously at Keiko. At the same time Yusuke started to chant something under his breath, something that made Hiei smirk. Jin frowned.

“An’ jus’ wha’ are ya sayin’ over thar Urameshi?”

Yusuke looked up at Jin, a haunted look in his eyes.

“My retinas are scarred. The image of you three in drag has permanently ruined my vision. Now I need Hiei for a seeing eye shrimp to help get me around. Oh, the humanity, er, demonity, er, whatever.”

Hiei looked over at Yusuke and sneered at him.

“Are you sure you want me to help you see? I might lead you off a mountain or something.”

Keiko looked at Jin, who looked at her; both shaking their heads. Yusuke looked just about ready to say something more when Keiko walked up behind him and gave him a dope slap.

“Enough Yusuke. I think there are other things that need attending to before your burned retinas. And Hiei, you need to be trained first before you even attempt to be Yusuke‘s seeing eye shrimp... er... person.”

Jin started to snicker at her words. Yusuke and Hiei glowered at Keiko and Jin collectively. Jin recovered and looked at Keiko once again.

“Mah question still stands lass.” Jin eyed her closely. Kurama, at this point, decided that hiding his face was not going to get him anywhere.

“You’re looking at her.” Kurama looked up Jin, a serious look on his face. Yusuke nodded, Hiei looked off to the side and scowled at something, and Kuwabara still had his hands covering his eyes. Jin looked at them.

“Urameshi, I be a knowin’ that this be yaer girl. An’ that she be th’ Queen of yaer domain. But, no offence lass, there be no way tha’ she be th’ Queen ‘round here.”

“Actually Jin, I think they’re telling the truth.”

Touya looked around and saw that each of the Reikai Tantei were completely serious. They each matched his gaze and knew that it was the truth. Jin’s eyes widened and he looked apologetically at Keiko.

“Sorry ‘bout that lass.” he said, almost sheepishly.

“Don’t worry about it Jin. Now, why don’t we all sit down and get to business.” Keiko smiled and waved it off. Keiko stopped smiling and looked over at Yusuke, a question hanging in her eyes. Yusuke saw and nodded.

“Um, just to let everyone who is now involved know. Keiko and I aren’t an item anymore.” Yusuke said, his hand snaking to the back of his head to rub it. Silence fell over the entire group, surprise and embarrassment filtered through making Keiko and Yusuke suddenly very edgy. Chuu looked over at the ex-couple.

“Well, mate. If you don’t mind me askin’, who broke it off with who? You both have been together for a while now and this is quite a surprise.” There was a chorus of agreement and Keiko and Yusuke looked at each other, shrugged, and looked back at the rest of the group.

“Mutual agreement.” was the answer, given at the exact same time from Yusuke and Keiko. This seemed to lighten the mood some, as the others began to relax. Kurama silently smiled over at his friend. Youko decided to announce how he felt… inside his head of course.

#Finally! I told that they weren’t going to stay together long. So what do you have to say to that?#

‘Yes Youko, you were right. I am surprised, though, that Keiko and Yusuke are taking this the way they are. I wonder why.’

#*snort* you do realize that they were here before us, right? So gee, I wonder when it happened.#

‘So was everyone else Youko. And you know that the only reason that everyone was here before us was because of what Chuu, Jin, and Touya did to us as pay back for laughing.’

#Hmmm, yes that was rather interesting now that I think about it.#

"Yeah right, the way you were howling? I thought that you were going to have a coronary right where you were.'

#*snort* Like you weren't howling yourself. At least mine was about their creativity.#

'Shut up. I was howling because they were doing that to us. You were howling about something stupid.'

#Well, you were screaming about them doing it to us. I needed to express my ire differently. Plus, it didn't look like I was copying you. But at least all everyone else saw was the bonnet on our heads and not the other, right?#

'...I guess..."

~*we shall now interrupt this regularly scheduled internal conversation to have a flashback*~

Kiichigo was walking away, the three shinobi watching her carefully before they turned back to their hostage. Looks of torture passed in and out of their faces, as if they were each connected to one another.

'Freaky.'

#Yes I would quite agree. I wonder what is going on in their heads at this moment.#

'From the looks of it, I don't want to know.'

#That means that it could be fun!#

'Or, maybe not.'

As Kurama thought those fateful words, the three shinobi currently towering over him looked at each other and grins slowly made their way onto their faces. Kurama looked at them and decided that it was now time to make his escape and find a safe hiding place where he could make heads and tails of his situation. So he did what anyone would do under such circumstances. He began to struggle.

“And what do you think you’re doing there Kurama?” Touya looked down at the struggling fox.

“Escaping. What else would I be trying to do?”

The three shinobi took a step back and Kurama started to get ready to run. Then all at once, the three shinobi jumped at Kurama effectively pinning him to the ground. That’s when things got interesting.

Touya sat on Kurama’s chest while Jin and Chuu began to look for something in the bags that they had with them. They both turned around with triumphant looks on their faces. When Kurama looked at what they had, he began to struggle harder. Sometime during his struggles Chuu and Jin had gotten closer to him. Seeing that he was well trapped with no way out, Kurama began to growl.

#Baby. There’s nothing that they could do to you that would be truly worth this fear that I feel overcoming us.#

‘Youko, have you even seen what they have in their hands?’

#No, why? Is it something good?#

‘Youko, I would highly suggest you take a look.’

Youko get as close to the surface as he could. What he saw had him completely agreeing with his other half’s decision and began to help him in their vocal rejections of what was happening to them but for different reasons all together.

#NNNNNNNooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! I can’t believe he is going to use that color on us! Its not our color!#

‘Youko, why are you yowling about the color?! You should be yowling about it being put on us at all!!’

#No, no, not the cheeks! Not the cheeks! DO you know what hard work it is to keep our cheeks clean?! Awww, Shuichi, why are they doing this? Why are they abominating us like this? Aren’t we friends? *gasp* NO! NOT THAT! NOT IN THAT SHADE AT LEAST! Why me? I can’t believe they put that on our eyes! ARE THEY BLIND?! NO! NO! ANYTHING BUT THAT! ARGH! *sniff* What did we ever do to them? *sniff* Friends don’t do this to friends. They just had to kill our lips with that stuff didn‘t they?#

Yes, as it was the three shinobi were putting makeup on the poor kitsune. And it was not just any make up, it was the extreme end of bad colors. Navy blue eye shadow, fire engine red lipstick, and cotton candy pink circles of blush on Kurama’s cheeks. Then before anyone could move out of the way, Rinku popped out of the left side of Chuu’s top and tied a cloth-like hat on Kurama’s head. Then before Kurama could even say anything, Rinku popped back in Chuu’s top.

“You know Chuu there are better ways of getting breasts, right?”

Chuu looked down at Kurama and started to snicker.

“Well its not like the little guy had a choice there mate. You ever see any kids here?”

Kurama thought for a moment, “No.” Then it dawned on him as to why and possibly where they were. The look on his face seemed to appease Chuu. Jin and Touya decided that it was time to let Kurama see what had happened to him in retribution for laughing at them. So they cheerily held up a mirror and let Kurama get a good look at himself. Kurama took one look at himself and screamed. While Kurama screamed the three shinobi stood up and began to walk away, dragging the poor kitsune behind them on the ground.

~*Back to your regularly scheduled internal conversation… whee!~*

‘Well at least we were able to get that blasted make-up off. At least before anyone really saw us. I’m not sure I would have liked to see Yusuke’s and Kuwabara’s reaction to that.’

#That would have been all the better, they'd have seen the real you. Now are you going to tell me that Yusuke and Keiko are getting together once again?#

‘No, Youko. You were right.’

#Good. Now let’s take her for ourselves.#

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End A/N: Well I hope you all enjoyed this little installment of En Donde El Fuego Consume. Please review and tell me what you thought of this chapter. Was it good, bad, make your computer light on fire? Let me know!

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