Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ Encounter with a Demon ❯ alternate endings ( Chapter 2 )

Encounter with a Demon alternate endings.

 

#1… Stewie from Family Guy walks in, “Where is my… oh-my-gawd. What are you doing? Ewww!! You're going to catch girl cooties!! Don't you know those can kill a man or worse?!?! Wait… where am I? This isn't my show. How the devil did I get in a Japanese anime? What is an anime any way?”

 

#2… As unlikely as it would be, Kuwabara some how manages to be in the wrong place at defiantly the wrong time and opens the door, video camera in hand, “Let's try this one… oh, just great! First Urameshi and his girl and now you two!! What's next Koenma and Botan?!” He turns and slams the door shut behind him. Mere moments he could be heard shouting, “Damn it!! Not you two!!!”

 

#3… To Yoko's surprise, the door slowly creaks open to reveal only the amazed and discussed Kokoda (Suichi's human step-brother). “Oh-My-Gawd. What are you two doing?” Yoko glared in Kokoda's direction before muttering a damn it and getting up to take care of the intruder.

 

#4… Kurounue appears out'ta absolutely no where, “And how are my dear friends this fine eve…n…ing…? What are you doing?” “Go away Kuronue.” Yoko groans. Kuronue stamps his foot, “I thought you loved me?! What are you doing with that wolf-slut?” a very pissed Yoko shouts back, “Damn it! Go away you baka, gay, bat demon from hell!!”

 

#5… Tsume (from Wolf's Rain) opens the door, “Oops, sorry. Looks like we'll have to keep looking foxy.” Tikal glances inside, “Geeze, all the good rooms are taken. What is this place, like a Motel6 or something?” They start to close the door as she realizes who's in there and spins around and sends the door flying open, “What the hell do you two think you're doing?! Rieko, stop glomping MY bishi!! I saw him first!!!”

 

#6… “Ahhhhhhh!!” Hiei screams, before falling out of the tree he was sleeping in and slamming, head first, into the ground. “Itai!!!” he shouts, rubbing his head and getting to his feet “Damned nightmares.” He grinned to himself, “They would never really… nah.” An hour or so later he was heard shouting, “What in the Makai are you doing!?!?!”

 

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Thank you Tikal for all your help. And I'd also like to thank Oreana Date for her indirect help in finishing this story. It has been in my notebook for well over half a year and your stories What Words Can Not Say and My Child, My World prompted me to finally come up with the perfect endings to my little story. To all you baka's at Gonzales High, Ha!! I told you I could write something juicy but no. You all had to go and mock the genius that is the one and only ME!!

 

I officially own all but 3 DVDs of the Yu Yu Hakusho series, which are a hell of a lot better than the crap they used to show on CartoonNetwork, and know who that Kuronue person is. All this time I've been spelling Suichi wrong. I'm such a moron. Even better though, I have the real name translations for the main cast. Yeah, now you all see what happens when I get 3 weeks of boredom. I tend to read… a lot!! Oh, and one more thing, praise be to caffeine, spell check and my new awsomefull of awesomeness laptop.