Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ Fairy Tale YYH Theater ❯ Little Red Riding Kitsune ( Chapter 2 )

Fairy Tale YYH Theater- Chapter 2: "Little Red Riding Kitsune"

By Matoko Shizaki

Disclaimer: FUNimation copyrights YYH. I don't know who all owns these fairy tales but I sure as hell don't.

Notes: I thought Kurama would be a perfect little red riding hood because of his human form's bright red hair. This should be entertaining. Now, a big thank you to these readers for reviewing:

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Once again, the set changes and everyone found themselves instantly costumed. Yusuke was in a furry, full body suit. He had claws, a tail, and furry ears. The head of the wolf costume had a huge mouth allowing Yusuke's face to show. "I feel like one of those guys dressed up at Disney World…" Yusuke muttered.

Kurama was in a pair of red pants, a long sleeved white shirt, and a red vest. His shoes were red sneakers and he had a picnic basket on his arm.

Hiei had on a puffy white shirt and emerald green overalls. On his head was a pointy, feathered hat. His shoes were like combat boots, the socks reaching up to his knees. In his hand was an axe.

Kuwabara wore a long, nightgown with his usual school uniform on underneath. On his head was a nightcap and he had tiny half-moon spectacles on. His shoes weren't shoes any more, they were cute little bunny slippers.

Right on queue, everyone burst out laughing, this time at Kuwabara. "Sorry Kuwabara. We needed to have a grandmother but I already tortured Hiei. Besides, I'm already gonna have rabid Hiei fan girls at me." Hiei cocked his head to one side. "Fan girls? I have fan?" Matoko ignored him. Kuwabara was turning bright red under the pressure. "Hey, next time you get to be the hero. Okay?" Kuwabara, since he was quite embarrassed to be in a dress, nodded. The set changed to the forest and Kurama, er, Little Red Riding Kitsune, found himself alone.

Little Red Riding Kitsune shifted the basket to his other hand before he stopped. "What's in this anyway?" He opened the basket only to find a girl inside. "Ack! Not another fan girl!" Little Red Riding Kitsune screamed as he jumped back. The girl sat up. "Me, your fan girl? As if!" "Matoko, who is this girl?" Little Red Riding Kitsune asked. Matoko poked her head in sheepishly. "Sorry Kurama, that's Mei. She's a Kuwabara fan girl. But why are you in there Mei?" Mei crossed her arms and smiled. "So I can get delivered to Kuwabara of course." Matoko dropped her CD player and stepped into the forest. "Move over, I'm coming too!" Matoko and Mei both squished into the basket and closed the top. "I had to ask didn't I?" Little Red Riding Kitsune muttered picking the basket up again. The Big Bad Yusuke, er wolf, looked out from behind a tree. "Oh god, for once I feel bad for Kuwabara. I have to get to that cottage before Kurama and those weirdoes do or there's gonna be trouble." And with that, he slunk off down the path.

Grandma Kuwabara (oh man, I feel so bad about doing this to Kuwabara- kun!) sat on the bed huffily. "This is ridiculous. I'm in a dress god dammit!" There was a knock on the door and Kuwabara opened. "What is…" Suddenly the Big Bad Wolf tumbled in and grabbed Kuwabara in a headlock. "What the hell? What are you doing Urameshi?!" The Big Bad Wolf opened up the closet. "Never mind that! I'm really sorry about this Kuwabara but it's for your own good." The Big Bad Wolf locked Kuwabara in the closet and threw the key into a crack in the floor. Suddenly, his stomach growled and he realized he was still hungry. "Maybe there's some food in here." The Big Bad Wolf opened the fridge only to find a carton of vanilla ice cream. "Alright!" The Big Bad Wolf whipped out a spoon and began chowing down.

Mean while, Kurama struggled to the front door of Kuwabara's cottage and dropped the basket with a sigh. "Hey! Careful you baka!" Mei cried from inside of the basket. Kurama kicked the basket lightly and then rang the doorbell. No one answered and Kurama opened the door dragging the basket in with him. The Big Bad Wolf sat at the table eating ice cream. "Hey, where's Kuwabara?" The Big Bad Wolf looked around nervously. "Nowhere." "Hey Yusuke! That's the ice cream I was saving for later!" Kurama moaned. The Big Bad Wolf hid the ice cream behind his back. "It's mine!" Kurama pounced on the Big Bad Wolf and a dust cloud suddenly blurred their actions.

The woodsman (Hiei) came in after kicking open the door. "What the hell?" Matoko and Mei stuck their heads out of the basket. "Don't ask." They said in unison. "Someone open the door!" Came a muffled cry. Hiei walked over to the closet door and pulled out a key. "Are you sure you want to come out?" Hiei taunted while waving the key in front of the door. "Just let me out!" Hiei opened the door and Kuwabara, the dress ripped off of his and his school uniform exposed, tumbled out of the closet. "Hiei, you're dead." Kuwabara muttered amidst Hiei's roaring laughter. Matoko and Mei pounced onto Kuwabara hugging him. "Kuwabara- kun!" They screamed simultaneously. Kuwabara sweat dropped. "At least I have fans…" he muttered. Hiei shook his head sadly. "I guess I have to stop this."

Hiei clapped his hands and suddenly the set, costumes, and Mei disappeared. Matoko got off of Kuwabara and dusted herself off. Yusuke emerged from the shadows with a black eye. Kurama was happily munching on his ice cream and Kuwabara was still collapsed on the ground. "So, what's next?" Yusuke asked wearily. "The Little Mermaid." Everyone except Kuwabara facefaulted because he was still on the ground.