Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ Fanon ❯ Earth-Shattering News ( Chapter 1 )

A small-framed girl sat at her computer staring blankly at the screen. Suddenly her face lit up.

“I have it!!” she announced. Kurama walked into the room.

“I hope it doesn't have to do with attacking Voldemort with your army of wild mongooses.” He shook his head, “I still don't see how you convinced them that he was a snake.”

“Well he talks to snakes, doesn't he?” she inquired. Then she glared, “And it's monGEESE!”

“We already talked to you about this. Just because it has the word goose in it, does not mean that it has the same plural as goose does.”

“Says you.” She stuck out her tongue. Yusuke ambled in.

“Yo Kurama…oh it's you,” he said as he looked at the same girl who was immaturely sticking her tongue out at Kurama. “What now?”

“Peeka-chan-san was just about to share her earth-shattering thought with us.” Peeka-chan glared.

“It's Miss Rain now, or RainDancer or Rain.” Yusuke arched an eyebrow.

“Why do you need to change your name?”

“It is important for me as an adolescent to change my identity often because I am a confused little girl who is lost in this big world.” Both guys stared.

“Uh-huh.”

“Well that's what my psychologist said!!” the girl glared, “well before she went gallivanting off to China.”

“And diagnosing you with ADHD.”

“IT'S ALL LIES!! ALL LIES I TELL YOU!! LIES!!”

“Suuuure.” He was promptly hit on the head with a shoe. “Explicit! Explicit! Explicit! Explicit! Explicit! Explicit! Explicit! Explicit!!”

“No swearing! Now give me back my shoe!” Yusuke promptly `rei gun'ned it. The girl frowned.

“Now look what you've done!!” Kurama broke into the argument before a fight could start.

“Peeka…I mean Rain, what was the news you wanted to share with us?” Rain leaned down low and motioned for them to come closer. Then she whispered,

“Yukina isn't Hiei's twin.” Yusuke snorted and Kurama looked confused.

“Well of course she's not! They both have different mothers!!” Rain looked around quickly.

“Lower your voice!” she hissed, “I don't want Hiei to kill me!” Kurama tried another tactic.

“Who said that Yukina and Hiei were twins?” Rain's eyes shifted around the room.

“The fanon in Yu Yu Hakusho fanfictions…” Yusuke snorted.

“You shouldn't believe that crap! I mean look at the stories! Kuwabara isn't a crazy girl-loving freak! He's in love with Yukina, no matter how angry Hiei is.” Kurama nodded.

“Plus they portray me as having two different personalities. Honestly, I only act as a perfect student for my human guise, although I really do love my human mother.” Rain nodded.

“I know that and some other authors know that, but most don't!! I wonder how we can change that…” Koenma popped in, scaring Rain greatly, and causing her to leap on the keyboard of her computer. Y b7 7- n4[2; ogvjWElfgq34l vadx.; After she had calmed down, she politely asked Koenma what he was doing in her humble computer room.

“I have the perfect idea for you! Just post this conversation on your fanfiction sites so others will read it and correct their mistakes!” Rain grinned and hugged the tiny god before racing her computer online to post her important news.

 

Well all of this is true...Hiei is really Yukina's half brother. It says so in Volume 6, Page 115, in the first panel. Hope this helps all you fanfiction writers.