Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ Hiccups ❯ hiccups ( Chapter 1 )
[ P - Pre-Teen ]
By: Ryu-Sage 
Kurama's way to cure Hiei hiccups by giving him a different surprise. A short cute fluff fic for the two.
Anime/Manga: Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Romance | Type: One Shot | Uploaded On: 11.19.2003 | Pages: 2 | Words: 1.4K | Visits: 1.0K | Status: Completed
Kurama's way to cure Hiei hiccups by giving him a different surprise. A short cute fluff fic for the two.
Anime/Manga: Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Romance | Type: One Shot | Uploaded On: 11.19.2003 | Pages: 2 | Words: 1.4K | Visits: 1.0K | Status: Completed
Disclaimer: I don't own YYH, they belong to these really big companies. See, if you own like a really big company then you can own them too! *grins* I'm just here to take them a stroll around the block.
Sage: It's a short fluffy KxH fic. Expect a dumbfounded Hiei later on. He's so kawaii when he's all dumbfounded!
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Hiccups
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*Hic! Hic!*
*Hichichichic!!!*
"Rrrrr...."
Yuusuke and Kuwabara snickered as the irrated fire-demon covered his mouth, attempting to stop his hiccups.
Hiei growled at his companions. "How about *hic!* you buff-*hic!*-oons stop giggling and *hic!* help me."
That just threw the boys into a bigger giggle fit. Scowling at them, Hiei reached for the handle of his katana, ready to slice them.
"BOO!"
*Hichichichichichichic....!!!!*
"Huh?" Botan blinked, standing there with Keiko and Yukina; watching the half Koorime hiccup furiously. Yuusuke and Kuwabara this time fell on the ground holding their stomach as tears stream down from their eyes, from laughing harder.
Hiei attempt to growl again, but only ended up hiccupping more. Yukina rushed to his side, patting his back to get help get rid of them.
"Someone seriously got the case of the hiccups." Keiko said. Botan nodded.
"And I know just the thing to get rid of them!" She announced. Yukina look up from patting Hiei's back.
"Hiccups? Is that a bad thing?" The Koorime asked, a little concern.
"No, what is bad is you laugh too much, you're gonna choke." Botan mumbled, pointing at Yuusuke and Kuwabara, both coughing and choking from the lack of air.
Keiko rolled her eyes and went to go pat their backs to get some air into their lungs.
~*7 Minutes Later*~
"Okay! You drink the water and hold your nose at the same time." Hiei looked at the glass of water in Botan's hand then at the girl herself.
"What the *hic!* is that *hic!* gonna *hic!* do!?" He demanded.
The Ferry Girl rolled her eyes. "Get rid of the hiccups." She muttered then handed him the glass. "Just do it." Hiei glared at her but took it anyway.
"Now hold your nose..." Botan said, guiding the fire-demon through. "And drink all the water." The short demon obeyed.
Hiei tilt his head back to drink the rest of the water then wiped his mouth once finished with it. He looked at Botan...
*Hic!*
...glaring...
"Oookay... so that didn't work." Botan gave a nervous smile. Keiko stood next to her.
"Try holding your breath only this time." Hiei open his mouth, finding these silly little ways to get rid of hiccups ridiculous, but Keiko just glared. "You want them to stop or not?" She demanded.
Hiei glared back and held his breath, still hiccupping as he did so. Keiko looked at her watch. "You should at least hold it for about a minute. And it SHOULD go away." She looked back at the fire-demon, only to see him roll his red eyes.
Yuusuke stood next to the half koorime. "How about punching him in the gut?" He suggested. Hiei turned to glare at him.
Keiko glared at him as well. "That would be your way to get rid of hiccups." Yuusuke grin.
"Scaring him?" Kuwabara asked.
"No," Yuusuke shook his head. "He's not that easy, and if we do... well.. you saw what happen when Botan caught him off guard." Botan frown.
"Like I was supposed to know." She said crossly. Yuusuke snickered as Kuwabara eyes widen.
"Oh! Oh! I think I know how to get rid of them! I think it was that you stand on your head and drink water at the sametime...or was it suck on a lemon then drink water???"
"Enough! *hic!*" Startled, the kids turned to see a pissed off fire-demon. "Listening to you *hic!* people and your stupid *hic!* ideas are a waste of *hic!* time!" He shouted. "I'll find my *hic!* own way to get *hic!* rid of them!" He jumped into the nearest tree and disappeared.
"Well, you're welcome!!" Botan hollered after him.
"I still say we should have punched him in the gut." Yuusuke muttered. Keiko rolled her brown eyes and whacked him on the back of his head.
"OW~!!!!!"
The light was on in Kurama's room as night fell and the youko finishing up his homework for today.
*Hic! Hic!*
The sound breaking into his concentration, Kurama looked around trying to find the source of noise.
*Hic!*
The youko pushed his chair back and exited his room to look for his stepbrother, only to find him in his own room.
"You hiccupping, Shuuichi?" He asked. The brown hair boy looked up from his own homework and shook his head.
"No niisan." He cocked his head. "Why?"
"I thought I heard someone hiccupping." Responded Kurama, looking around.
"I think you're hearing things, niisan. I told you all that studying will get to your brain." Kurama rolled his eyes and stuck out his tongue, playfully. Shuuichi just grin.
Heading back to his own room, Kurama sat back down at his desk; still looking around. "Maybe Shuuichi is right. I need a break."
*Hic! Hic!*
Kurama snapped his head towards the window to see movement out there.
*Hic!*
"Hiei?" The youko move towards the window and opened it to let in a black blue. He turned around, smiling to see his koibito suffering from hiccups.
*Hic!*
Hiei saw the smile. "Wipe that *hic!* smile from your lips, or i'll *hic!* do it for you!"
The smile turned into a sly grin. "Like to see you try." Kurama teased. Hiei glared. He didn't have time to flinched as the youko's mouth closed over his quickly.
The fire-demon hiccupped into the kiss.
Kurama broke away, giggling. Hiei just scowled. "Ah *hic!* urusei, damn *hic!* fox." He looked around. "I've been *hic!* humiliated enough to-*hic!*-day! Holding my breath while *hic!* drinking water. Then just *hic!* holding my breath and then the stupid big *hic!* lug wanted me to stand on my head and *hic!* do whatever."
Kurama giggled again. Hiei glared at him. "Gomen-ne koi, but you sound funny when hiccupping and talking at the sametime." Hiei growled and turned to face the window.
Still smiling, Kurama moved from the bed and wrapped his arms around the short demon's neck and kiss the top of the spiky hair as an apology for hurting the fire-demon's feeling, as he still hiccupped.
"Hiei?"
"Hn? *hic!*"
"I'm pregnant."
The red eyes widen.
Hiei whirled around to see Kurama smiling. "K-Kurama???"
The redhead just smile and poked Hiei nose with his finger. "You hiccups stopped." He said, turning to leave.
Hiei caught his hand. The youko turned to look at him. "You really pregnant?" He demanded feeling his heart beating fast.
The youko only gave a fox-knowing-a-secret smile and pulled his hand away, walking out of the room.
Hiei just stood there, dumbfounded. Not knowing if the fox was joking or not since the youko was always joking around. He took off after the redheaded youko, growling and wanting answers.
"KURAMA~!!!!!!"
The whole house shook to Hiei's demanding bellow.
Sage: It's a short fluffy KxH fic. Expect a dumbfounded Hiei later on. He's so kawaii when he's all dumbfounded!
~*~
Hiccups
~*~
*Hic! Hic!*
*Hichichichic!!!*
"Rrrrr...."
Yuusuke and Kuwabara snickered as the irrated fire-demon covered his mouth, attempting to stop his hiccups.
Hiei growled at his companions. "How about *hic!* you buff-*hic!*-oons stop giggling and *hic!* help me."
That just threw the boys into a bigger giggle fit. Scowling at them, Hiei reached for the handle of his katana, ready to slice them.
"BOO!"
*Hichichichichichichic....!!!!*
"Huh?" Botan blinked, standing there with Keiko and Yukina; watching the half Koorime hiccup furiously. Yuusuke and Kuwabara this time fell on the ground holding their stomach as tears stream down from their eyes, from laughing harder.
Hiei attempt to growl again, but only ended up hiccupping more. Yukina rushed to his side, patting his back to get help get rid of them.
"Someone seriously got the case of the hiccups." Keiko said. Botan nodded.
"And I know just the thing to get rid of them!" She announced. Yukina look up from patting Hiei's back.
"Hiccups? Is that a bad thing?" The Koorime asked, a little concern.
"No, what is bad is you laugh too much, you're gonna choke." Botan mumbled, pointing at Yuusuke and Kuwabara, both coughing and choking from the lack of air.
Keiko rolled her eyes and went to go pat their backs to get some air into their lungs.
~*7 Minutes Later*~
"Okay! You drink the water and hold your nose at the same time." Hiei looked at the glass of water in Botan's hand then at the girl herself.
"What the *hic!* is that *hic!* gonna *hic!* do!?" He demanded.
The Ferry Girl rolled her eyes. "Get rid of the hiccups." She muttered then handed him the glass. "Just do it." Hiei glared at her but took it anyway.
"Now hold your nose..." Botan said, guiding the fire-demon through. "And drink all the water." The short demon obeyed.
Hiei tilt his head back to drink the rest of the water then wiped his mouth once finished with it. He looked at Botan...
*Hic!*
...glaring...
"Oookay... so that didn't work." Botan gave a nervous smile. Keiko stood next to her.
"Try holding your breath only this time." Hiei open his mouth, finding these silly little ways to get rid of hiccups ridiculous, but Keiko just glared. "You want them to stop or not?" She demanded.
Hiei glared back and held his breath, still hiccupping as he did so. Keiko looked at her watch. "You should at least hold it for about a minute. And it SHOULD go away." She looked back at the fire-demon, only to see him roll his red eyes.
Yuusuke stood next to the half koorime. "How about punching him in the gut?" He suggested. Hiei turned to glare at him.
Keiko glared at him as well. "That would be your way to get rid of hiccups." Yuusuke grin.
"Scaring him?" Kuwabara asked.
"No," Yuusuke shook his head. "He's not that easy, and if we do... well.. you saw what happen when Botan caught him off guard." Botan frown.
"Like I was supposed to know." She said crossly. Yuusuke snickered as Kuwabara eyes widen.
"Oh! Oh! I think I know how to get rid of them! I think it was that you stand on your head and drink water at the sametime...or was it suck on a lemon then drink water???"
"Enough! *hic!*" Startled, the kids turned to see a pissed off fire-demon. "Listening to you *hic!* people and your stupid *hic!* ideas are a waste of *hic!* time!" He shouted. "I'll find my *hic!* own way to get *hic!* rid of them!" He jumped into the nearest tree and disappeared.
"Well, you're welcome!!" Botan hollered after him.
"I still say we should have punched him in the gut." Yuusuke muttered. Keiko rolled her brown eyes and whacked him on the back of his head.
"OW~!!!!!"
The light was on in Kurama's room as night fell and the youko finishing up his homework for today.
*Hic! Hic!*
The sound breaking into his concentration, Kurama looked around trying to find the source of noise.
*Hic!*
The youko pushed his chair back and exited his room to look for his stepbrother, only to find him in his own room.
"You hiccupping, Shuuichi?" He asked. The brown hair boy looked up from his own homework and shook his head.
"No niisan." He cocked his head. "Why?"
"I thought I heard someone hiccupping." Responded Kurama, looking around.
"I think you're hearing things, niisan. I told you all that studying will get to your brain." Kurama rolled his eyes and stuck out his tongue, playfully. Shuuichi just grin.
Heading back to his own room, Kurama sat back down at his desk; still looking around. "Maybe Shuuichi is right. I need a break."
*Hic! Hic!*
Kurama snapped his head towards the window to see movement out there.
*Hic!*
"Hiei?" The youko move towards the window and opened it to let in a black blue. He turned around, smiling to see his koibito suffering from hiccups.
*Hic!*
Hiei saw the smile. "Wipe that *hic!* smile from your lips, or i'll *hic!* do it for you!"
The smile turned into a sly grin. "Like to see you try." Kurama teased. Hiei glared. He didn't have time to flinched as the youko's mouth closed over his quickly.
The fire-demon hiccupped into the kiss.
Kurama broke away, giggling. Hiei just scowled. "Ah *hic!* urusei, damn *hic!* fox." He looked around. "I've been *hic!* humiliated enough to-*hic!*-day! Holding my breath while *hic!* drinking water. Then just *hic!* holding my breath and then the stupid big *hic!* lug wanted me to stand on my head and *hic!* do whatever."
Kurama giggled again. Hiei glared at him. "Gomen-ne koi, but you sound funny when hiccupping and talking at the sametime." Hiei growled and turned to face the window.
Still smiling, Kurama moved from the bed and wrapped his arms around the short demon's neck and kiss the top of the spiky hair as an apology for hurting the fire-demon's feeling, as he still hiccupped.
"Hiei?"
"Hn? *hic!*"
"I'm pregnant."
The red eyes widen.
Hiei whirled around to see Kurama smiling. "K-Kurama???"
The redhead just smile and poked Hiei nose with his finger. "You hiccups stopped." He said, turning to leave.
Hiei caught his hand. The youko turned to look at him. "You really pregnant?" He demanded feeling his heart beating fast.
The youko only gave a fox-knowing-a-secret smile and pulled his hand away, walking out of the room.
Hiei just stood there, dumbfounded. Not knowing if the fox was joking or not since the youko was always joking around. He took off after the redheaded youko, growling and wanting answers.
"KURAMA~!!!!!!"
The whole house shook to Hiei's demanding bellow.