Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ Hiei And Kurama's Adventures ❯ Yusuke, Kuwabara, Hiei, And Kurama ~Party!~ ( Chapter 8 )

Hiei And Kurama's Adventures Chapter Eight: Yusuke, Kuwabara, Hiei, And Kurama ~Party!~

NOTE: First of all, I have no clue why all of a sudden the writing gets really big at times. I am not the one who does it. So, ignore it, ok? Oh yeah, I don't think Japanese mail boxes look like they do where I live, so please ignore it. All right, story, start!

To Kurama and Hiei, me (Yusuke) and Kuwabara are coming over tomarrow. Something about the way you look must be difrent. Me and Kuwabara will look difrent two. Make shure Hiei looks funy We are gonna sing karaoke, k? Bye, YUSUKE

It was early in the morning. Kurama had gotten up early (even earlier than his father, which was strange), and checked the mail. He had just read the letter that Yusuke had sent. Yusuke never asks first… Not to mention he has terrible grammar. Oh well, it's all right. Kurama thought. He went back inside his house, not waking his parents. Hiei, of course, was gone. Kurama frowned. He missed him, even though he would be seeing later today, and had seen him yesterday. He put the mail on the kitchen table, and went to the couch, where Hiei slept. He laid down on it. He smelled two scents, one of them being his own, and the other being… Well, obviously Hiei's. But, he had never smelled Hiei up close before, unless you count the day before, when they had kissed. Kurama blushed at the thought. What came over me? Kurama thought, I didn't really mean to do that. Oh well, Hiei didn't seem to have minded. After that, he said he would stay longer! Not leave. Kurama fell asleep. Meanwhile, Hiei was outside, looking at him through the window.

Why did Kurama come outside? Hiei thought, He went to this black thing with a red flag on it. Hiei jumped out of his tree, and by the mailbox. He was fiddling around with the red flag, which he did not know it was broken and also very chipped, and so it was sharp. He put the flag up, and he didn't move his finger. He let go of the flag, and it fell on his hand, and it fell hard, and the edges hit is hand. Hiei jumped away from it. It is a demon. I wonder why I cannot sense it. Kurama probably could not either, and that is why he did not kill it. Hiei thought, I will kill it for him. Hiei got out his katana, and jumped back to the mailbox. He sliced it in half. It is a very pathetic demon. Then, Hiei jumped back in the tree, and looked down at the sliced 'demon'. He was proud of himself for realizing it was the monster that it was. He had just saved Kurama's family, and Kurama should be bowing down to him with thanks. But, he would not tell him to do that, of course. But he probably will.

The day passed, very slowly. Hiei was in that same tree, the whole day. He just napped, and killed bugs that flew by. Then, he saw a cat. Well, a kitten. He knew Kuwabara loved these things. He jumped, and picked it up. There was no necklace thing saying who owned it. Hiei brought it up to the tree he was in, and played around with it for a bit. He got bored, eventually, and the cat fell asleep. Then he was really bored. A few hours later, Kurama came outside with the rest of his family. Hiei watched as Kurama waved at Shuichi, Shiori, and his step dad. He watched as they drove away, and then quickly jumped down to Kurama, who had for some reason blocked the demon from the rest of his family's view. Hiei was holding the cat. It was very small, and Kurama could not see it at first.

"Hello, Hiei. I have missed you." Kurama said.

"Hn."

"What did you do to the mailbox?" Kurama asked.

"You mean what did it do to me. It tried to attack me, and I got away from it. I killed it. It was a demon. You should be thanking me, it could have killed your family." Hiei said, looking angry.

"Well, actually it is not a demon, and it is a ningen creation. You will have to help me fix it before the rest of my family gets back, alright Hiei?" Kurama said.

"Ch." Hiei replied. What is it with Ningenkai? It has the most weird substances and appendages and goods out of all three worlds. Four, if you include Meikai. Kurama then noticed the little kitten, which was asleep in Hiei's arms.

"Hiei! You didn't kill it, right? Please say you didn't!" Kurama said, a look of horror spreading across his beautiful face.

"You mean this?" Hiei said, holding up the kitten. "No. I was bored, and I found it. It is a solitary creature, it is not owned by anything, and had no family. I allowed it in my tree, because it asked. I picked it up because it asked me to, and brought it down because it said it liked you." Hiei said.

"Are you planning to keep it, Hiei?" Kurama said, smiling. "It is welcome in this house, no one is allergic to it."

"Hn. Its name is Kurosuke, because it is black." Hiei said.

Kurama brought Kurosuke back inside, and Hiei followed. Hiei must really like it. Hiei and Kuwabara have much in common, though I would never say that out loud. Kurama thought. The day went by, night came, la da da. Morning came, and Kurama was up before Hiei. He made himself some tea, and Hiei some, for when Hiei woke up. Usually Hiei is up before me… Kurama thought. That's right! Yusuke and Kuwabara are coming over today! We need to get ready, so I must wake up Hiei. And I know the perfect way to wake him up! Kurama walked over to the couch where Hiei was asleep with Kurosuke, and Kurama started tickling Hiei's feet. "Wake up Hiei!" Kurama said.

"Baka Kitsune!" Shouted Hiei when he realized it was Kurama who woke him from his dream world, and in such a manner…

"You need to wake up, Hiei. Yusuke and Kuwabara are coming over in a bit. We must get ready." Kurama said, looking right at the very annoyed half fire demon.

"Why Kuwabara? And why will it take a long time to get ready?" Hiei asked, still very tired, and trying to remember his dream.

"Well, we are going to be singing karaoke, we need to clean up the house, and we need to think of a way that will make us look different in such a way that Yusuke will be satisfied. It might take a while, so you must wake up. And about Kuwabara, he is our friend! He should be yours as well." Kurama replied.

"Singing?! I refuse!" Hiei yelled at him.

"I will sing with you, Hiei." Kurama said, smiling.

"I won't." Hiei said, and he wasn't planning to change his mind.

"Well, you still have to get out of bed." Kurama said, in as-a-matter-of-fact tone.

I hate it when he is so bossy. I also hate it when he cries. Hiei thought to himself, as he got out of the bed, waking Kurosuke. Hiei and Kurama went to the kitchen, and Kurosuke followed. They ate the normal breakfast, and Kurama gave Kurosuke some milk. Kurama said that Kurosuke was not very healthy, and it might not live, so Hiei could not be rough with it.

They started on their chores they did many, such as laundry, washing dishes, washing floors, cleaning walls, picking up untidy rooms, and doing the outside yard. They finished the chores in about two hours.

"Something about us has to look different." Said Kurama. He looked at Hiei. "First, we both must take a shower."

"A what?" Hiei said. Kurama knew Hiei had bathed before, he just did not know what it was called.

"We need to clean ourselves. You can go first." Kurama led Hiei to the bathroom, and turned on the water, and gave Hiei a towel, a rag, and soap. "Clean yourself with this," said Kurama as he held up the soap. A bath will be easier… Thought Kurama. "Hiei, when I leave this room, remove your clothes and get into this water." Kurama said. "After you have scrubbed yourself with the soap and this rag, call my name." Kurama put a little pill thing in the bath, and bunch of bubbles appeared in it. Then, he left the room. Hiei did as he was told. Then, he when he was ready, he called Kurama's name. Kurama entered the room. He had put that pill in the water so that he could not see Hiei's naked body ^_^. Kurama then took out the shampoo, and began rubbing it in Hiei's hair. Hiei closed his eyes. He felt like he was in heaven. Then his happiness was ruined by a bunch of water being dumped on his head. And another. He let Kurama do this, though he did not like it. Then Kurama said, "Alright, you are done. I will leave the room, and you may dry yourself with this", said Kurama as he showed Hiei the towel. "Come out of this room after you have gotten dried off, and have gotten dressed." Kurama then left the room. Hiei came out about a minute later.

"I am done." He said.

"All right, wait on the couch. I am going to take a shower now." Kurama said, as he walked into the bathroom. When he finished and got dressed, he came out. "I thought of an idea for you, Hiei. Please sit here, and hold still." Hiei sat down, and he felt Kurama stroking his hair with a piece of wood or something.

What is he doing? Wondered Hiei.

"Ok, Hiei, you're done!" Hiei heard Kurama say. He turned around, and saw Kurama smiling. "Hiei, you look cute." Hiei didn't know what Kurama was talking about. But, a few minutes later, he heard the doorbell ring, and Hiei answered the door, because Kurama went to get himself ready. Hiei opened the door. He found Yusuke and Kuwabara standing there. They looked hideous. Yusuke was wearing… A dress! It was white, and it had a big fluffy white skirt. It had a heart where your heart is. It had lacy ruffles. Kuwabara was wearing as much makeup as those fan girls were! Not to mention some clip on earrings.

"What in all three worlds happened to you two?" Hiei asked.

"We dressed up like we said we would!" Yusuke exclaimed.

"We did better than you!" Said Kuwabara.

"Yo, Kurama! Where ever you are, good job with Hiei!" Yusuke shouted. Hiei did not know what Yusuke meant. He did not know what 'pigtails' were, and that is what Kurama had done. He put Hiei's hair up in pigtails.

"Nothing is wrong with me, it is you." Hiei said.

"We should put jewelry on you, Hiei. You would look even more weird." Yusuke said. Hiei knew what jewelry was.

"You wouldn't dare." Hiei said.

"When you look like that, I would!" Shouted Yusuke, and started running after Hiei, whom he could not catch, but it was fun. He could see Hiei though, and where he was going. Yusuke just kept chasing Hiei around, while Kuwabara was just laughing. Then, Kurama walked into the room. Kurama was also wearing pigtails, but not in the same way as Hiei. He had tied them up so they looked like ribbons on both sides of his head! He was also wearing pajamas that were too small for him. He looked very funny ^_^

Kurama? Hiei thought, is that him? Hiei stopped running and stared at Kurama. He knew it was him, but he could not believe Kurama had done something as stupid as that. Kuwabara started laughing. Yusuke grabbed Hiei.

"Gotcha!" Yusuke said. It was bad that Hiei was not paying any attention, because Yusuke put ribbons in Hiei's hair, lots of necklaces around his neck including a choker, bracelets, and some ankle bracelets. When Hiei 'awoke' from his 'unconsciousness', well, boy was he mad.

"Hiei, you look cute." Said Kurama. But Kuwabara was rolling on the floor laughing.

"Do not call me that. Not when you look like THAT!" Hiei said, angrily.

"You do look cute, Hiei!" Yusuke chimed in, grinning.

"Don't." Hiei said, annoyed.

"Don't be rough." Yusuke said sarcasticly. Then, Kurosuke walked into the room. Kuwabara saw the kitten.

"Kurama! You got a kitten? When? Why didn't you tell me? What's its name?" Kuwabara asked, as he ran over to Kurosuke and picked it up.

"Actually," Kurama replied, "It is Hiei's. Hiei found it and brought it in. Hiei named it Kurosuke." Hiei looked at him.

"Wow!" Kuwabara said, surprised, "So Hiei can act human!" Just then, the door opened and Botan was standing in the doorway.

"Hello everyone!" Botan shouted.

"Why are you here? Not that I mind or anything…" Kuwabara said.

"You aren't dressed up! Bad Botan!" Yusuke gasped.

"Who invited you?" Asked Hiei.

"Just came to say hello! And about a mission from-" Botan was explaining, but Yusuke cut her off.

"Stop right there, Botan! I am not going on any mission right this moment, no matter how important it is!" Yusuke was really mad. So much for just saying 'hello'. Yusuke thought.

"You have until tomorrow to start. Good bye!" Said Botan, as she left the four boys alone. She snickered outside of the doorway. They looked so funny, I just had to see them in real life… Botan thought, as she got on her oar, and flew off.

Yusuke then spotted the karaoke machine. "I'm singing first!" Yusuke shouted, and they all went to the karaoke machine. They sung songs like 'Kiki' by Yusuke, 'DACHI', by Kuwabara, 'Kohri No Knifu Wo Daite' by Kurama, and Hiei did agree to sing 'Wild Wind ~Yasei No Kaze No Youni~ with Kurama. "You sing pretty good, Hiei! You should sing more often!" Yusuke said after Wild Wind had been finished.

"Be silent." Hiei said.

"I know! Let's play truth dare double-dare promise or repeat!" Said Yusuke, with and evil grin.

"What is that?" Hiei asked.

"Jeez Hiei, you didn't know how to play Janken, and now you don't know how to play truth or dare? Maybe you should ask Kurama to teach you these games some times." Kuwabara said. They tried explaining to Hiei.

"I don't really understand this one." Hiei said.

"You can't teach an old fire demon new tricks." Yusuke said.

"Let's just play and see how it goes," Kurama said, noticing that Hiei was about ready to blast Yusuke to Reikai.

"Who should go first?" Yusuke asked.

"I understand everything except you don't really have to tell the truth, do you?" Hiei said.

"Of course you do, that's the point!" Said Kuwabara.

"I'll go first, Hiei, T.D.DD.P.R.?" Said Yusuke. NOTE: T. stands for truth. D. stands for dare. DD. stands for double dare. P. stands for promise, and R. stands for repeat.

"T." Hiei said, not knowing why.

"Have you ever kissed a girl before?" Yusuke asked.

"No!" Hiei said, feeling very uncomfortable.

"Then has a girl ever kissed you?" Asked Yusuke, evilly.

"You can only ask one question per turn." Hiei said.

Beginners never know that! Yusuke thought. "Then a girl has…" Yusuke said.

"I'll go now." Kurama said. I hope that a girl has never kissed Hiei… If one has, then I was not the first one… What am I thinking? "Kuwabara, T.D.DD.P.R.?"

"D." Kuwabara said, looking very brave.

"I dare you to kill yourself and see if you come back to life." Hiei said.

"Hiei, it was my turn. I dare him." Kurama said.

"Hn."

"So, what are you gonna dare me to do?" Kuwabara asked Kurama.

"Hm… What exactly do you want me to dare you?" Kurama asked.

"For me to go and kiss my beloved Yukina!" Kuwabara said, happily.

That wouldn't be much of a dare… Yusuke thought.

"WHAT?" Hiei yelled.

"Do you like her or something? You always get upset when I talk about her in that way." Kuwabara said, looking very confused.

Yusuke started laughing very hard. "Man Kuwabara, you look like some gay guy talking about a girl! And also, Yukina is Hiei's-" Hiei then gave Yusuke the most evil look, and though Hiei looked REALLY funny… "Never mind." Yusuke then said.

"Anyway…" Cut in Kurama, "I dare you to give Hiei a hug." Kurama said.

"What?! Hug shrimp?!?! That won't look good…" Kuwabara said.

"Kurama! Why dare him to hug me? Why not Yusuke or Botan?" Hiei was furious.

"Do it, Kuwabara-kun!" Kurama said in a very cheerful way.

Yusuke started laughing again. "Hug Hiei!? Have a good after-life, Kuwabara. Hiei's gonna kill you."

"Chicken! I won't do it." Kuwabara said.

"What about your honor code?" Questioned Yusuke.

"Fine, I'll do it!" Yelled Kuwabara. Kuwabara got Hiei, and hugged him. He then tossed Hiei away. "UG! I can't believe I just did that!" Yelled Kuwabara. Yusuke was laughing so hard. Hiei looked SO angry.

Maybe I should not have done that. Hiei will not forgive me so easily. Kurama thought to himself.

"HOW DARE YOU, KURAMA!" Hiei shouted.

They finished their 'party' and Yusuke and Kuwabara went home. They were all wondering what that case was that Botan had for them would unfold.

Thank you for sticking with me! Thank you for all of the nice reviews, you have no idea how much it makes me want to write. I appreciate each and every one ^_^. I don't mind if you review more than once, just to tell all of you guys!

Sorry to say, but this particular story will not be updated for a while. You see, I am doing this story of a comic I made. But, so far this is all I have, except for a few pages in the next chapter. So, until I finish the next chapter in the doujinshi, I will not be updating this fanfiction. But, I promise to write more as soon as I finish that comic. But, I need encouragement from everyone if I am to finish it! So, Bye-Chu for now!