Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ Hiei Meets Fanfiction ❯ The Computer (kumputter) *snicker ( Chapter 1 )
[ Y - Young Adult: Not suitable for readers under 16 ]
By: ToriS 
Hiei arrives at the kitsune's house. All is not as it should be......conspiracy?
Anime/Manga: Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Romance / Hentai / Comedy | Type: Continuation | Uploaded On: 08.18.2003 | Pages: 1 | Words: 1.7K | Visits: 752 | Status: Completed
Hiei arrives at the kitsune's house. All is not as it should be......conspiracy?
Anime/Manga: Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Romance / Hentai / Comedy | Type: Continuation | Uploaded On: 08.18.2003 | Pages: 1 | Words: 1.7K | Visits: 752 | Status: Completed
Hiei meets fanfiction!
a fanfic by:Tori Singer
Disclaimers: I don't own Yu Yu Hakusho or any of it's characters.
Warnings: This fic contains yaoi, male/male love, so if you don't like
homosexuallity, don't read this, you won't like it. Also, this fic contains lemon, which is sex. Underage? I don't care but your parents and all those other people might.
So read at your own risk!
Pairings: Hiei/Kurama (gasp) Yes, in this fic, Hiei takes the wheel. hehe.
Summary: Hiei stumbles upon Yu Yu Hakusho fanfiction while discovering the joys of Kurama's ningen contraption called a computer. These fics just 'happen' to be yaoi, what will Hiei do?
POV: This story is done in first person view, Hiei's if you haven't figured it out.
This is my first attempt at first person POV so be nice but don't hold your opinions back.
Chapter One:
I feel the wind blowing my dark tresses. I can't really describe what it feels like, but it's nothing short of 'wow. I'm flitting from tree to tree, being careful not to disturb those ningens bustling down in the streets below. 'Hn, I say, I could care less what happens to them. But Kurama would be really peeved at me.'I just don't understand why Kurama cares for them so much. I think he would do better to just go to the Makai with me and forget that silly ningen mother of his.
No, I can't think that, he loves his human mother more than life itself, he had proved that point when he was going to give his life for her well-being. To this day, I haven't figured it out. Well, That is
a lie, I know what kind of love that is. It's the kind that makes you get up and face the day. The kind that gives you a reason to live even if you think certain doom is your fate. Everyone has a person to live for, even I do, but of course I'm not going to tell anyone that. I live for the redheaded boy. The one with the eyes that make emeralds seem withered. Ah yes, I live for that mischevious fox known as Kurama. I bet he'd never see that coming from me. Hah! No one would as a matter of fact. They all think they know me, even that kitsune; but no, they don't know the real me, the one who mopes around thinking about what kind of life I could lead if I told Kurama my emotions. I know that the fox has feelings for me, I know he cares, but what I don't know is what KIND of feelings. Is it friendship? Companionship? Or is it.....love? No, there's no way that Kurama could ever fall in love with someone like me. I'm the Forbidden Child, meaning I'm doomed to a life of heartache and suffering. But that doesn't stop me from visiting him almost every night. I know he doesn't mind. He's always welcomed me into his home. I always just try to not wear out my welcome. I usually don't stay too long, I'm afraid that I would lose my control and fuck him senseless. Yep, that will settle with him well. He probably would never talk to me again, if he hadn't killed me by then......*Smirk.
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*Swoosh..... The sound of my arrival at the kitsune's house is brought to light by the shifting of the wind. I stare at the shut window. This is unexpected, for Kurama always leaves the window cracked for me. Unless he isn't here. Hmmmm, I don't know where he'd be though. Oh well, he won't care if I go inside and wait I don't think. I push on the window, listening for any creaking noises. I always try to keep the window in top condition, if it squeaks, I have Kurama fix it til' it's silent again. Silence. That way, I can sneak up on the fox whenever I want and he wouldn't know. I can't help but grin, me, sneaking up on the oblivious kitsune, then I go in for the kill, yes, the fox would probably struggle at first, but by the time I'd be done with him, he'd be begging for me not to stop. He'd be screaming my name in pleasure. That's a wonderful thought. Of course, in reality, he'd struggle the whole time, and then cut off my head with that whip of his. But also in reality, I wouldn't be stupid enough to even TRY it. I then notice that I've been sitting on this windowsill, lost in my thoughts for about 3 minutes. Oh boy, lucky no one seen me space out, that wouldn't do for my badass reputation. So I hop down onto the plush biege carpeting. I kick off my shoes next to the window like he always taught me to do. I feel like a pet learning new tricks when I'm around him sometimes. But I'm a loyal and loving pet! Even if he will never know it..... I look over at his thing that tells you what part of the day it is. Hmm.....9:30PM, nighttime, he's always home at this time. The lights are all off......what's that? I see his kumputter thing sitting on his desk, the screen was activated. *gasp! 'Alarms and cameras! He's watching me with that thing!' With that horrible and disgracing thought, I tumble to the floor and squeeze myself under his bed. I lay silently, waiting for the alarm to sound and someone to come up here and try to subdue me. I waited....and waited....after about 10 minutes, I realize nothing's happening. 'Why isn't there anything going on?' I peek my head out over the bed, Kurama's kumputter thingy was still sitting on the desk, nothing moved or changed. I suddenly felt shame settle over me. I still don't trust it. It's glowing faintly, there's some writing on the screen. I can't help but think it's a trap, but the glowing seems to lull me toward it. My curiousity gets the best of me, because before I know it, I'm slowly creeping on my hands and knees in the direction of the glowing screen. When in distance, I slowly bring myself up on the comfy chair in front of it. I'm surprised to find the chair comfortable, in fact, it's way more comfortable than any window sill. Hn, I'll have to remember this for future reference. There's a strange rectangle thing sitting in front of me, it has little buttons with English letters on them. That's right! I've seen Kurama doing this. He pushes these buttons, and something happens on the picture screen. I glance at the screen, there's writing......"Kittychan's fanfiction Archive"? What the hell is this? And who's Kittychan? She must be incahoots with the trap! I'm sure of it! I must've stumbled onto her mission log! Hahaha! I'll find out what she's up to before she has the chance to even begin her plot! Hn, now how do I work this......what's this strange thing? It's kind of oval shaped, it looks like a metal mouse or something...there's a string coming out of the top of it. I poke it with my finger, movement on the screen catches my attention. There's a little rose on the screen! What the fuck! How'd Kurama manage that?! It seems connected to the mouse thing, so I poke it again, watching as the rose scoots an inch across the screen. Hn, this must be the control system. With this new knowledge, I take the mouse in my hand, I move my hand to the left, watching the rose. Nothing happened.....now that's strange, I move my hand again, almost smacking myself in the nose. Hn, why doesn't it move anymore? I inspect the device close up. It seems to have a ball stuck in the bottom........what if....what if that ball is somehow connected? Maybe the ball has to move. I don't know. I set the mouse down and I move it slowly to the left, this time the rose moves with it. I grin in triumph. Hah! I showed you people, I can figure anything out! But back to business, I need to figure out what this Kittychan's up to, and how it deals with Kurama. Maybe this person foxnapped Kurama! I didn't think of that! Maybe this is a ransom message! I quickly scan the screen. "Links, Fanfiction, Fanart, Updates...." This isn't getting me anywhere. Hn, fanfiction, must be it, it was in her title wasnt' it? That must be where she's keeping the main information. I'm too smart for my own good sometimes....yep. No really! Hn, now how do I get there? 'The mouse.....' I roll the mouse around til' I see the rose getting closer to the writing. I watch the rose scoot around until it settles on the word fanfiction......!!! The rose transformed! Holy shit! it's a hand! Ok, calm down, now, what do I do? I move my hand over the mouse, notiing the strange thing in the center. It seems to be nestled inbetween to buttons. Hn, this situation is getting stranger and more confusing. Maybe these buttons will do something..? *click. I push the button on the right side, on the screen, I notice more writing. Hmm...."open, save target as, print...." Hn, open seems to be the most logical answer. I move the rose til' it's over the word "open" I see the rose transform into a hand once again. I click the right button again, but nothing happens. Hn, the left...? *click. The screen seems to flicker....uh oh I've done it now! It must've been a trap! I dive for the floor, covering my ears with my hands. Nothing......not a sound.....? I sit back up, I turn to look at the screen. !! It's changed! The screen is showing new things. I settle back in the chair. 'Now, to get to the bottom of this.' I think to myself. They won't get away with foxnapping MY Kurama if I have anything to say about it! Which I do in fact. HN!
Author's Notes: I know it's short, but I'll post the next chapter tomorrow. So stay with me. But please, tell me what you think. I need to know if I should continue. So just review telling me either you loved it or hated it. It's that simple. Peace out.
-Tori
a fanfic by:Tori Singer
Disclaimers: I don't own Yu Yu Hakusho or any of it's characters.
Warnings: This fic contains yaoi, male/male love, so if you don't like
homosexuallity, don't read this, you won't like it. Also, this fic contains lemon, which is sex. Underage? I don't care but your parents and all those other people might.
So read at your own risk!
Pairings: Hiei/Kurama (gasp) Yes, in this fic, Hiei takes the wheel. hehe.
Summary: Hiei stumbles upon Yu Yu Hakusho fanfiction while discovering the joys of Kurama's ningen contraption called a computer. These fics just 'happen' to be yaoi, what will Hiei do?
POV: This story is done in first person view, Hiei's if you haven't figured it out.
This is my first attempt at first person POV so be nice but don't hold your opinions back.
Chapter One:
I feel the wind blowing my dark tresses. I can't really describe what it feels like, but it's nothing short of 'wow. I'm flitting from tree to tree, being careful not to disturb those ningens bustling down in the streets below. 'Hn, I say, I could care less what happens to them. But Kurama would be really peeved at me.'I just don't understand why Kurama cares for them so much. I think he would do better to just go to the Makai with me and forget that silly ningen mother of his.
No, I can't think that, he loves his human mother more than life itself, he had proved that point when he was going to give his life for her well-being. To this day, I haven't figured it out. Well, That is
a lie, I know what kind of love that is. It's the kind that makes you get up and face the day. The kind that gives you a reason to live even if you think certain doom is your fate. Everyone has a person to live for, even I do, but of course I'm not going to tell anyone that. I live for the redheaded boy. The one with the eyes that make emeralds seem withered. Ah yes, I live for that mischevious fox known as Kurama. I bet he'd never see that coming from me. Hah! No one would as a matter of fact. They all think they know me, even that kitsune; but no, they don't know the real me, the one who mopes around thinking about what kind of life I could lead if I told Kurama my emotions. I know that the fox has feelings for me, I know he cares, but what I don't know is what KIND of feelings. Is it friendship? Companionship? Or is it.....love? No, there's no way that Kurama could ever fall in love with someone like me. I'm the Forbidden Child, meaning I'm doomed to a life of heartache and suffering. But that doesn't stop me from visiting him almost every night. I know he doesn't mind. He's always welcomed me into his home. I always just try to not wear out my welcome. I usually don't stay too long, I'm afraid that I would lose my control and fuck him senseless. Yep, that will settle with him well. He probably would never talk to me again, if he hadn't killed me by then......*Smirk.
***************************************************** ******************
*Swoosh..... The sound of my arrival at the kitsune's house is brought to light by the shifting of the wind. I stare at the shut window. This is unexpected, for Kurama always leaves the window cracked for me. Unless he isn't here. Hmmmm, I don't know where he'd be though. Oh well, he won't care if I go inside and wait I don't think. I push on the window, listening for any creaking noises. I always try to keep the window in top condition, if it squeaks, I have Kurama fix it til' it's silent again. Silence. That way, I can sneak up on the fox whenever I want and he wouldn't know. I can't help but grin, me, sneaking up on the oblivious kitsune, then I go in for the kill, yes, the fox would probably struggle at first, but by the time I'd be done with him, he'd be begging for me not to stop. He'd be screaming my name in pleasure. That's a wonderful thought. Of course, in reality, he'd struggle the whole time, and then cut off my head with that whip of his. But also in reality, I wouldn't be stupid enough to even TRY it. I then notice that I've been sitting on this windowsill, lost in my thoughts for about 3 minutes. Oh boy, lucky no one seen me space out, that wouldn't do for my badass reputation. So I hop down onto the plush biege carpeting. I kick off my shoes next to the window like he always taught me to do. I feel like a pet learning new tricks when I'm around him sometimes. But I'm a loyal and loving pet! Even if he will never know it..... I look over at his thing that tells you what part of the day it is. Hmm.....9:30PM, nighttime, he's always home at this time. The lights are all off......what's that? I see his kumputter thing sitting on his desk, the screen was activated. *gasp! 'Alarms and cameras! He's watching me with that thing!' With that horrible and disgracing thought, I tumble to the floor and squeeze myself under his bed. I lay silently, waiting for the alarm to sound and someone to come up here and try to subdue me. I waited....and waited....after about 10 minutes, I realize nothing's happening. 'Why isn't there anything going on?' I peek my head out over the bed, Kurama's kumputter thingy was still sitting on the desk, nothing moved or changed. I suddenly felt shame settle over me. I still don't trust it. It's glowing faintly, there's some writing on the screen. I can't help but think it's a trap, but the glowing seems to lull me toward it. My curiousity gets the best of me, because before I know it, I'm slowly creeping on my hands and knees in the direction of the glowing screen. When in distance, I slowly bring myself up on the comfy chair in front of it. I'm surprised to find the chair comfortable, in fact, it's way more comfortable than any window sill. Hn, I'll have to remember this for future reference. There's a strange rectangle thing sitting in front of me, it has little buttons with English letters on them. That's right! I've seen Kurama doing this. He pushes these buttons, and something happens on the picture screen. I glance at the screen, there's writing......"Kittychan's fanfiction Archive"? What the hell is this? And who's Kittychan? She must be incahoots with the trap! I'm sure of it! I must've stumbled onto her mission log! Hahaha! I'll find out what she's up to before she has the chance to even begin her plot! Hn, now how do I work this......what's this strange thing? It's kind of oval shaped, it looks like a metal mouse or something...there's a string coming out of the top of it. I poke it with my finger, movement on the screen catches my attention. There's a little rose on the screen! What the fuck! How'd Kurama manage that?! It seems connected to the mouse thing, so I poke it again, watching as the rose scoots an inch across the screen. Hn, this must be the control system. With this new knowledge, I take the mouse in my hand, I move my hand to the left, watching the rose. Nothing happened.....now that's strange, I move my hand again, almost smacking myself in the nose. Hn, why doesn't it move anymore? I inspect the device close up. It seems to have a ball stuck in the bottom........what if....what if that ball is somehow connected? Maybe the ball has to move. I don't know. I set the mouse down and I move it slowly to the left, this time the rose moves with it. I grin in triumph. Hah! I showed you people, I can figure anything out! But back to business, I need to figure out what this Kittychan's up to, and how it deals with Kurama. Maybe this person foxnapped Kurama! I didn't think of that! Maybe this is a ransom message! I quickly scan the screen. "Links, Fanfiction, Fanart, Updates...." This isn't getting me anywhere. Hn, fanfiction, must be it, it was in her title wasnt' it? That must be where she's keeping the main information. I'm too smart for my own good sometimes....yep. No really! Hn, now how do I get there? 'The mouse.....' I roll the mouse around til' I see the rose getting closer to the writing. I watch the rose scoot around until it settles on the word fanfiction......!!! The rose transformed! Holy shit! it's a hand! Ok, calm down, now, what do I do? I move my hand over the mouse, notiing the strange thing in the center. It seems to be nestled inbetween to buttons. Hn, this situation is getting stranger and more confusing. Maybe these buttons will do something..? *click. I push the button on the right side, on the screen, I notice more writing. Hmm...."open, save target as, print...." Hn, open seems to be the most logical answer. I move the rose til' it's over the word "open" I see the rose transform into a hand once again. I click the right button again, but nothing happens. Hn, the left...? *click. The screen seems to flicker....uh oh I've done it now! It must've been a trap! I dive for the floor, covering my ears with my hands. Nothing......not a sound.....? I sit back up, I turn to look at the screen. !! It's changed! The screen is showing new things. I settle back in the chair. 'Now, to get to the bottom of this.' I think to myself. They won't get away with foxnapping MY Kurama if I have anything to say about it! Which I do in fact. HN!
Author's Notes: I know it's short, but I'll post the next chapter tomorrow. So stay with me. But please, tell me what you think. I need to know if I should continue. So just review telling me either you loved it or hated it. It's that simple. Peace out.
-Tori